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#a perry the platypus onesie!!!
matrivers · 1 year
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i love pajama day because you get to see what kinda funky things people own
you own mean girls pajama pants? cool as fuck
you own a cow onesie? you’re the coolest person i’ve ever met
you own perry the platypus slippers? where did you get them, i need them
people are so interesting.
and all that from just looking around on pajama day
people are awesome
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So I'm trying to make obey me in pokemon onesies
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MFER LOOKS LIKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS
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hwljpg · 5 months
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Um uh um I think I am getting a Perry the Platypus onesie for Halloween unsure
Anyways trick of treat!
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because of your pfp i just always imagined i was interacting with a duck
a perry onesie would b rlly cute! i have a cookie monster one :o]
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amateur-air-guitarist · 3 months
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if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog! <3
Cool thx! I’m really trying to think deep about facts about me because of all of these asks lol
1. I own two posters of “The Kramer” because one isn’t enough.
2. When I’m trying to calm down for sleep, I take deep breaths and imagine a little surfer dude surfing on the breaths. Idk if it helps but it’s fun lol
3. I was Perry the platypus for halloween (it was a comfy onesie)
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bongwoter · 5 months
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Thought the woman walked up next to me and sat down was wearing a gorgeous teal burqa. Turns out it was just a guy in a perry the platypus onesie
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hammy-fan · 5 months
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man: “babe i wanna spice up our sex life. let’s do some roleplay!”
other man (theyre gay): “give me a sec” *leaves*
*comes back wearing a perry the platypus onesie.* “gddggdggddggddgdgd”
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pinkplatiploo · 5 months
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What if I wore my Perry the Platypus onesie to school in 85 degree heat. What if
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toontails · 1 year
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OK OK I NEED EVERYONES THOUGHTS ON THIS LIFE CHANGING DESCISION
Should i get a Perry The Platypus onesie
Hell yes
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The nature of reality is that sometimes you just gotta. Set aside a Sunday to just. Get high. Play Plants Vs Zombies and Papa’s Burgeria. In a Perry the Platypus onesie. Sleep until noon. Watch Phineas and Ferb. Browse tumblr. This is how you healthily microdose heaven.
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deityofhearts · 2 months
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I just went to scare someone in the hall and got scared by them instead because they were wearing a perry the platypus onesie
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hanymelon · 3 years
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Onesies!!!
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catawampuscorner · 3 years
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A platypus?
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HOWZER the platypus!?
Perry and Howzer are both teal, but their similarities go beyond the surface! For example:
-They both have more than just mad skill
-They both have a beaver tail and/or a bill, and
-The women swoon whenever they hear them say, "I will not abandon my squad. They're good men. I have to try to get through to them."
(Fun fact that's what Perry's "grghrhrhgh" noise means.)
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Baby clones in animal onesies are available as stickers, buttons, and other fun things on Redbubble!
More baby clones in animal onesies here
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dystopiax · 3 years
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honestly this looks nicer with a white background
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local-dragon-haunt · 3 years
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Can you please draw 9 yr old Perry in a platypus onesie? (Maybe like the one Milo has in MML?)
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Ask and ye shall receive!
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crazycatme0w · 2 years
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NHH Fictober Day 31
Candy
Context This takes place in my meteor effect AU
Tango is a Phoenix in this and when he respawns he’s a kid
Jevin is extra slimy and can split into four.
Groaning as he rubs his side Tango huffs, he’s respawned again.
A small bundle of clothes fall onto his lap, “What is this?” He asks looking up at Zedaph.
Zedaph grins, “Halloween costume.”
Blinking at him, Tango frowns, “I respawned like five minutes ago…”
“I got it just in case,” Zedaph grins.
Tango squints at Zed then opens the package. His face lights up, “Perry the Platypus,” Tail flicking excitedly he fluffs his wings out and puts the onesie on.
“That’s adorable,” Zedaph grins, giving Tango a high-five, “We’ll take you to everyone’s base to go trick or treating,” Zedaph suggests, “That sounds good?”
Tango nods, “Yeah, and I can’t watch the movies you guys picked right now,” They picked some of the scary Halloween movies, and on personal preference Tango doesn’t watch them as a kid.
Later that night when the sun is about to start setting, Tango sets out to get some candy.
It goes pretty smoothly, until they hit Jevin’s base. The slime spots Tango and instantly Splits into four.
“Oh,” One of them shakes softly.
“That wasn’t.”
“intentional.”
“Wait,” Tango looks up at Impulse with his best puppy dog eyes, “Can we all go to a homeworld and trick or treat?”
Impulse looks down at the mini Jevin’s and hums, “Sure, just get some kinda costume on.”
As the mini Jevin’s scramble over each other to get inside Impulse kneels down to look at Tango, “Are you sure?”
“Yeah, uh it won’t be too bad,” Tango nods, “And it’s free candy, why would I say no to that.”
“Do you want to go to our home world?” Impulse asks, “We could bother Skizz.”
Tango’s face lights up, “Yes.”
Once the Mini Jevin’s are back, and in costumes they set off for a home world.
As usual the hub is fairly crowded but once they get to the right area the crowd thin out.
There are a few families out gathering candy but it’s not too crowded.
Impulse lets them run ahead and get candy on their own.
The mini Jevin’s had basically chosen a color and made that their costume. Dressed in the same color and even dying their slime. Each one a different color. They all wanted to be the same color, but they remembered they are in-fact a hive mind.
When they get to Skizz’s house, Impulse walks up with them.
When Skizz opens the door he gives them candy then narrows his eyes as he spots Impulse, “Hey buddy, what brings you over here?”
Impulse taps Tango’s head, “this one wanted to get candy.”
Tango grins up at Skizz, “Look if I have to be a kid, I’m getting paid in candy.”
“Up top buddy,” Skizz gives him a high five, “And let me guess, you four are Jevin.”
The mini Jevin’s nod, “We’re just here for candy.”
Skizz nods, “I support that.”
“What’s your costume?” Tango asks, “I can’t see…”
“I’m a wither,” Skizz grins, “Well wither skeleton.”
Tango’s eyes widen, “That’s so cool.”
“Thank you,” Skizz laughs.
As they move on Tango kinda zones out, “Home?” He asks as he yawns up at Impulse.
“Aww sure,” Impulse takes his hand and starts leading them down to the portal hub.
Tango pulls back a little bit.
“Did you mean your house?” Impulse asks softly.
Nodding Tango pulls his hood down over his eyes.
Turning to the Mini Jevin’s Impulse sighs softly, “You guys think you could reform?”
With a squelch Jevin reforms into a chaotic mess of color, “Yeah, I’ll head back, tell them you two are spending the night here?”
“Yeah,” Impulse grins softly, “Thank you.”
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souperbulous · 2 years
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kurapika x monoma x shinsou
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a/n: don't bash kay?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? i worked so hard on this!!!!! they were MADE for each other!! 😤 ( for context fushi is my bff and i wrote this fic for him 🤤 he did not like it that much but that's okay )
they were both blonde. they were both gay.
"kurapika can i kiss you 😳" monoma asked in a hushed tone so his bf shinsou wouldnt hear
"oh yeah sure lol"
monoma kissed kurapika, but then kurapika died. the end.
sike. Kurapika didn't actually die. that was just a cloan that twice had made of kurapika to trick monoma.
"you fiend! you scallywag!" monoma yelled. twice laughed
"your mom called me the same thing in bed last night," twice said with a smirk
twice then ran away and monoma followed him so he could find kurapika
the league of villains had kidnapped kurapika! monoma could see him tied to a chair. monoma picked him up, and shigaraki saw him
"ugh, monoma, kurapika is mine!~"
monoma ran away, and shigaraki was too slow to catch up with him. monoma brought kurapika to the beach and set him in the sand. "are you okay babycakes?"
"oh yeah im fine haha except he actually stabbed me"
monoma could now see kurapika was bleeding. he ripped off his shirt, revealing his rippling muscles, and tied it around the wound. he gave kurapika a kiss
"okay you're better now"
"monoma, baby, i think im pregnant!" kurapika said, fainting and then waking back up
"how the fuck are you pregnant that's not how it works"
"oh right"
"soup please stop writing about monoma x kurapika!!!" fushi pleaded
kurapika cried and monoma punched fushi
"never say that again. we are in love REAL!"
fushi died.
"hey soup why did the chicken cross the road?" kurapika asked
"die" soup said
soup tried to shoot monoma, but monoma caught the bullet and threw it in the trash. soup then left because they got bored of this shit
"hey monoma can we go do pilates together??" kurapika asked
"no we cant i hate pilates and i hate you we're breaking up!"
kurapika kissed monoma and monoma blushed so hard "no baby youre not breaking up with me i wont let you i love you"
"O//O i-i love you too babe"
kurapika and monoma were holding hands. naruto approached them, scoffing
"ewww gay-"
monoma pulled out a shotgun and killed naruto
monoma: hey baby gworl
kurapika: hello
monoma: wanna be my discord kitten?? my lil meow meow?
kurapika: k
monoma: okay meet me at mcdonalds
kurapika: okay
kurapika: hi im here at the mcdonalds
monoma: why are you texting me were literally an inch away from each other
kurapika: idk
kurapika is offline
monoma is offline
kurapika was wearing a nice white wedding dress because he slays yass kween
"do you want to marry monoma?" levi ackerman asked
"yes, i do-"
they went to kiss but fushi showed up again and killed everyone. the end.
two years after the wedding
kurapika punched monoma "you're stupid and useless why did i marry a blonde like you ugh i like redheads"
kurapika divorced monoma and took all his money
out of anger monoma dyed his hair red and instantly regretted it
shinsou shows up while monoma is crying
shinsou hugs monoma "hey it's okay even though we broke up like two year ago are you okay"
"n-no"
"okay i help you"
shinsou invited monoma over to his house for a sleepover
monoma is wearing a really cute perry the platypus onesie
"uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh you're really cute m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monoma," shinsou stuttered his face is all blushy
"oh thanks"
shinsou makes them both hot chocolate and they watch barbie fairytopia mermadia
when monoma woke up he was laying in shinsou's lap
had he fallen asleep on shinsou?!!?!?
he blush
shinsou wake up
"o-o-oh m-m-mo-o-on-n-a-a-m-ma, you fell asleep on me," shinsou said in a super manly and sexy voice
monoma kissed him. he was just so manly he couldnt resist!
shinsou kissed back
there was a knock on the door and Shinsou answered the Door.
"KURAPIKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU BITCH!" Monoma yelled, he fainted
Shinsou used his quirk to kill kurapika he said "die" and kurapika died
he picked up monoma and gae him lots of kisses "its okay babe its okay"
they now in squid game
monoma gets shot in red light green light!!!!! rip
except monoma isnt actually dead he is the leader of the squid game
however shinsou doesnt know that so he cries :,(
then monoma has to kill shinsou for views on tikTok. the end.... unless?
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