#a rub

[shrimplovercat]

has everyone gotten their knee-jerk reactions to palworld out. can i throw my two cents in

#*rubs my hands together*

[officialspec]

can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way- #OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

[ibtisams]

The global reaction to Aaron Bushnell’s self immolation has been very jarring. I understand how powerful and scary it is to witness such a young man set himself on fire while screaming for a free Palestine, but to now see comments like “his death will not be in vain” and “the video will haunt me forever” is very strange considering the depravity of the videos we have been seeing coming out of Gaza for 4 months. It seems like people are now using Aaron as the “perfect martyr” of Palestine that we can put all of our efforts into celebrating as if there has not been 30,000+ Palestinian martyrs that we have been begging you to acknowledge

#this is inspired by log6s post and the fact that the first video on my fyp was about Aaron and the comment section rubbed me the wrong way #and I really really hope it’s clear that I am in no way diminishing Aaron Bushnell and what he did #his martyrdom will stay with me for the rest of my life but so will the martyrdom of every single Palestinian #this is not very well said but you get it #🦢

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#not a shitpost #and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future #the profound joy of your favorite foods #the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep #a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun #petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken #glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence #getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy #i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean

[dragonomatopoeia]

i'm always a bit unsettled by disdain for intellectual or creative labor in leftist spaces. there's this commonly held belief that academics are a bunch of rich old white men, rather than a wide variety of people who are barely getting by. most lecturers in universities are adjuncts living paycheck to paycheck. authors make very little money as a general rule. most researchers are overworked and underpaid. and yet there's still this idea that academics are overcompensated to sit around and smoke cigars together while making shit up

#seeing the response to the plagiarism video of 'this is a victimless crime' rubs me the wrong way #these are your fellow workers who are having their work stolen by people making considerably more money #and by and large the people whose work gets stolen are the people who the plagiarists think they can more easily steal from #namely people of color and especially women of color and lgbt people of color #especially the poorest among them without substantial backing or large audiences

[bluegiragi]

chasing tail.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#ghost doesnt know a ton about werewolf etiquette beyond the commonly known stuff #wolves are social creatures but they tend to stay within their own communities so detailed knowledge of their behaviours isnt widespread #that being said #dont grab their tails like that #poor johnny's gonna have to excuse himself to rub one out in a bathroom stall and ghost's gonna be none the wiser #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #giragi art

[localraccconn]

barry keoghan u lil freak i love u so much

#saltburn #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #oliver quick #felix catton #saltburn is ultimately a fucked up lil story about obsession and i love it so so much #the fact that barry improved the grave scene too just rubs my brain the right way #cause as i was sitting there i was like wow i hope he fucks the freshly turned soil #and he did #!!! #insane

[dallycatstrike]

He's a growing boy 😳🤤

#bulking #ex jock #gaining #belly #gay men #gamer belly #ex twink #dirty bulk #belly rubs

[eddiediaaz]

something something #i think i've seen this film before

#911 #911 abc #911 on abc #911 spoilers #911edit #911 parallels #buddie #buddieedit #evan buckley #eddie diaz #tvedit #cinematv #*gifs #1k #2k #userabs #tuserzee #userdahlias #userbon #tusersonny #mialook #usernicolo #janielook #usermadita #userrin #userhann #tuserambs #userisaiah #the way i'm obsessed with eddie rubbing it in his face #like take THIS motherfucker

[belliesandmuscles]

#trevor wagner #showing off #juicy pecs #beginner belly #losing abs #hot #sexy #stud #hunky to chunky #thick muscle #muscle #tattoos #potbelly #flexing #big arms #belly #hairy #belly rub #fat belly #weight gain #gaining muscle #strongman #strong man

[hotladies333]

Juicy breasts

#sexy titts #sexy breast #nipple rubbing #bouncing titts #huge titts

[fluttytheflutt]

old man yaoi

#because i can #BECAUSE ITS SILLY #public domain couple #mwahahaha #evily rubs my hands together #mickey mouse #felix the cat #mickey x felix #felix x mickey #steamboat willie #public domain #mickelix

[critterbitter]

Revisiting relatives at chargestone cave! Here’s tynamo’s cousin, here’s tynamo’s cousin, here’s tynamo’s cousin, here’s-

Anyways I like to imagine chargestone cave’s magnetic fields are so strong it causes rock islands to float and gravity to get a tad funky. Or maybe it’s due to the thinning barrier between the material world and the distortion world…

Master list for more pokemon shenanigans!

#(rubbing my little rat hands together) would ya look at that unova has certain points where the distortion world bleeds through #this will have no lasting impacts in the future yep yep #anyways YES. emmet’s tynamo IS in fact much larger then its wild cousins #pokemon #art #sketchbook #submas #nimbasa trio #myart #fanart #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #submas comic #pokemon emmet #subway boss emmet #pokemon elesa #gym leader elesa #pokemon art #pkmn art #tynamo #litwick #blitzle #dwebble #joltik #galvantula #ferroseed #nosepass #go rat children go #chargestone cave #pkmn bw

[letmebegaytodd]

CATEGORY 5 SPOTTED BELLY INCIDENT

#also - benny baby loves belly rubs!! #ok to rb #not fallout #benny baby cat

[bleuu-moon]

john price 🤝 cock and pussy rubbing

and if you add the forbidden love trope to it *chefs kiss* it’s so much hotter than actual s e x.

knowing he can’t fuck you, because he’s your captain/dads best friend/one of you are married etc. but things get heated after you’re left alone in some living area, somehow ending with you both locked in an intense, sloppy kiss, full of grabbing and moaning into each others mouths. it’s when he pulls you on top of him, that it changes, and instantly you feel his hard on bulging out his jeans, just where your pussy rests on his lap, sending electric shocks up your spine. but you half heartedly pull away, one of his hands still placed on the back of your head.

“w-we can’t.”

“shh, i know i know.” he mumbles, looking at you like a kicked puppy, sympathetically as his eyes switch from yours to your mouth. his hand that was placed your thigh, slips underneath your crotch, brushing past your hyper-sensitive pussy, making you move back slightly, finding the zip to his jeans, and slipping out his cock.

it flops back on his t-shirt that’s partially ridden up, looking down, he’s bigger than expected, a width that makes you gulp but makes your thighs automatically try to squeeze together.

“just let me feel you…please.”

#he can justify it bc he doesn’t actually fuck you #hehehehehe #captain john price #price x reader #soap is “just the tip” price is “let me rub my cock on your pussy” #price x female reader #mdni #lunch break writing lmaooo

[emzurl]

Stolitz cuddles 🥹

#I COULDN'T HELP IT #one of my cats did that thing where they rub their head under your chin #and I thought about these two #and HAD to animate it 😭 #stolitz #helluva boss #stolas #blitzø #fanart #animation #my art