#a slap in the ask

[slutdge]

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

#i mean the old man in question's got like negative ass but im still gonna slap it anyways #asks #dilfphobia #old man number 2

[keferon]

..so. I guess I can do these in 3D now haha

#transformers #maccadam #blurr #tf blurr #idw blurr #I literally just learned how to do this hehe #i suffered #learning to work with 3D is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh #but the final results are kinda cool #all i need to do now is ask for a payment raise on my studio if they would want some of this magic i guess #oh wait #agressive desk slap #my studio dont fucking care about quality content anymore #oh well #i guess all this goes to tumblr lmao

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[critterbitter]

How did Elesa get a Blitzle as a starter if she's from Sinnoh? (hang on this is ironic she could've learned about warden ingo in school back there)

Blitzle Elesa backstory under cut!

Blitzle was gifted to Elesa so she has an “easier time” integrating into Nimbasa by her well meaning dad. This is not the greatest move, since the two feel they are more obligated to stick together then, you know, actually choose each other. Blitzle’s meant to be a utility mon— he helps charge elesa’s hearing aid batteries and basically serves as an emotional support when things get rough. He’s… not the biggest fan. (I like to imagine Blitzle was originally part of a battle track, but his IVs aren’t the greatest so they shuffled him out. He’s a bit bitter about that.)

Inciting incident where they actually start taking the proper steps to becoming partners is when Elesa takes a tumble down a hill and Blitzle twists his foreleg going after her. (Local child eats shit! More at 11.)

They’re just kids, and they’re still learning.

(When Elesa decides to challenge the gyms, Blitzle’s so excited he accidentally trips their house’s circuits.)

((As for Elesa hearing about Warden Ingo, well… that’ll be a future issue.))

((DIRECTLY INSPIRED BY THIS ASK!! TY @scarftale-bryan ))

Yes. YES.

MASTERLIST FOR POKEMON CONTENT:

#boom you get sketches #elesa and blitzle are like. the exact opposite of emmet-tynamo and ingo-litwick i think #while those two WANTED to make things work elesa and blitzle for the longest time just shared the same space and resented each other for it #they’re BETTER now but like… the beginning week was rough #(slaps blitzle) this mf has so many fun traits to project on him. inferiority complex? caretaker burnout? oh BOY. #pokemon #art #sketchbook #hesitant to tag this submas because no patrat children make an appearance #so i shall simply not #myart #ask #mailbox #elesa #blitzle #pokemon elesa #gym leader elesa #pokemon trainer #pokemon bw

[ohposhers]

will we be getting any fliff content anytime soon chat? 😔

FINE FINE FINE FINE here is a super old doodle of Barb pushing raunchy music onto Floyd much to Riff's embarrassment 0rgy is actually one of my favorite bands of all time give them a listen RIGHT NYOW!!!

#this counts as fliff right #i stumbled upon the doodle and was like yeah i can slap some color on this #i swear i will make actual fliff content again i have something stirring up #this is what happens when you are a filthy multi shipper #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #fliff trolls #fliff #floyd trolls #barb trolls #riff trolls #my art #ask eddie

[yamujiburo]

Look at your girlfriend

Hi <3

#ask yam #girlfriend posting #i watched her type this ask #this photo is her about to slap me

[hansoeii]

Ok what’s the time stamp of the new lokius queerbait scene? I need to watch it

so it starts at 00:00 and ends once the credits roll!

#how badly i want to be proven wrong about this show being queerbait #but i shouldnt have too much hope #at least i know the fanfics are gonna slap #ask #loki #lokius

[karuinekom]

when everyone thought frenchie would secretly bring lucius food as he hid in the walls, but then we got frenchie sneaking izzy medicines, and something in the universe suddenly shifted.

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death #izzy hands #frenchie #ouizzy #frenchizzy #frenzzy #izzy x frenchie #ofmd izzy #ofmd frenchie #and with “something in the universe” i meant me slapping my face trying to wake up from this hallucination #the first aid kit was such a poor excuse but i couldn't ask anything better #also i think i can check “Izzy & Frenchie have something fruity going on” from our ofmd bingo. i don't make the rules

[celestialrealms]

we can't keep letting him get away with this 🤬

#YOU ARE MY GOOD CONSCIENCE. hello????????? #this particular brand of content is honestly what he has over everyone else for me #there was no kiss in this card but imo this slapped enough to make up for it #obey me barbatos #barbatos x mc #barbatos obey me #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anyway is it gay to call another man your conscience ? asking for barbatos #long post /

[dumbdomb]

Read my pinned post BEFORE you interact: like, reblog, reply, dm, ask, or follow. Must be over eighteen years of age to interact. 18+ only. You do not have my consent to Like this post without reading my pinned first. MDNI.

need to be spanked, fingerfucked, and overstimulated until i'm shaking, crying, throbbing and cumming multiple times on someone's cock before they finally cum and slowly fuck it deeper inside

Read My Pinned BEFORE you interact! 18+ only.

NO: lurkers, likes only, inactive, empty, or blank blogs. DO NOT LIKE MY CONTENT. DNI. ♥️

#i would settle for a slap on the face and a kiss though tbh #please #needy dom #domb brain #masochistic #dom bottom #mlm nsft #nblnb nsft #wlw nsft #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #i have other posts 🥲 #8k #and still no anons in my ask :/ #9k #what have i done #10K #(O_O ) #11k #12k #13k

[temeyes]

..more ghost tummy content?

perhaps?

you ask, i deliver

#then johnny slaps The Belly so hard that simon spills his milk tea all over the floor #answered asks #anon #2024 #call of duty #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley

[ominouspuff]

I love rebel fox's ridiculously big sleeves

So glad you do — I dearly love them too. So many opportunities for flourishing and swishing from a man you would expect to do exactly neither and never

Also. You have given me the opportunity to EXPOUND and I’m taking it

The sleeve is not only aesthetic, but so EXTRA

CW mutilation: Fox’s right hand index-finger: “Ahsoka’s Gift” - In the arc where Fives (appears) to get shot by Fox, enraged by this and by her treatment by the Coruscant guard during her trial arc, Ahsoka takes revenge on the offending digit that shot the gun. With her teeth, btw — it gets a bit wild. Side-note: It factors in for the other clones that Fox is not right-handed, but that’s the hand he uses to shoot Fives. Then again, most clones are trained/raised/adjusted to be ambidextrous, so — it’s just odd all around, from the outside.

GAR armor: In keeping with the AU title and inspiration (Repurposing GAR armor towards the end of pulverizing wrinkly Sith — A guide by CC-1010, ecstatically-ex-marshal commander of Coruscant), Fox has kept his GAR shoulder-guards, a cutout of his chestplate, and knee-guards (plus one shin-guard), though the paint on them has been adjusted or worn.

Oversized sleeve: Beneath the batwing sleeve and dramatic flair, Fox is hiding whatever the rebellion uses instead of the Mandalorian Whistling Birds, in addition to an elbow-mini-blaster that fires a max of four shots, and extra ammo. (Also the sleeve is removable — think detachable bridal train)

CW self-destruction: On the reverse side of his chest-plate piece, Fox has an explosive device with multiple ways to rig it to explode. While it is detachable and likely could be used to explode OTHER things, the primary intent is a last resort gesture of defiance should he run out of other options.

Fox also has a replaced tooth (which he makes use of, but no spoilers here) and a metal plate protecting the surgery point for when his chip was removed. Since Fox is Fox, he prioritized speed over care at the time, so it is permanent vulnerability due to how his skull was treated and recovered afterward.

Do you see the knifes on his thigh they are small but they are important

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #rebel!fox #I have quite a few hcs for this design #but also it’ll be delicious when there’s negotiations between the rebels and the Republic and Cody (who is present as the ONLY Marsh. Comm) #Is the only one who knows what’s under that stupid cape-sleeve thing bc Cody would absolutely do the same thing #Cody: *slaps Fox’s shoulder giving Obi-Wan a look right in the middle of a negotiation meeting between the rebels/GAR/Republic* #Cody: This shabuir can hold so much karkin weaponry #Cw: mutilation (minor) #Cw: Self-destruction (hypothetical) #this is so indulgent but please indulge with me #the GAR symbol over his heart and that being the piece that has the self-destruct device is the only brand of symbolism Fox can do #Repurposing GAR Armor AU #OmPu Ask Hours

[konigsblog]

ugh, könig is such a geek, i bet he'd enjoy subjects like physics and chemistry, always correcting your english and grammar, and has so much knowledge on everything ... :(

smart, mean & cocky könig x dumb reader ... dumbification and the taunting !! 🫂

#nerdy könig... #long haired ginger könig with glasses :) #i saw fanart like that once... total brainrot !! :33 #he'd be so smart and mean to you #telling you you're being silly #slapping you across the face for getting a question wrong... #asking questions the entire time you're fucking #making you feel so so dumb #orla speaks #könig x reader #konig x reader #konig call of duty #konig cod #könig #könig call of duty

[factual-fantasy]

(Post in question)

AAAAA I'M SO GLAD YOU NOTICED AND LIKED THAT DETAIL!! :DDDD

Though looking back on it, I just kind'a threw it in there thinking it would be neat. But I didn't put too much thought into it or really tried to make it look.. idk cool..??

I guess what I'm saying is that this ask inspired me to go back and put some more thought into Seafoam's coat/hair and how it changes depending on how he's feeling. So thank you for the comment and for the inspiration! :DD

Now idk if any of the cookies from the game have any abilities like this. Where they have some kind of power that changes the properties of their clothing-- but even if they don't, I like this power and I'm keeping it! XD

It also matches Seafoam's personality! He is intended to be a man that wears his heart on his sleeve. And his coat/hat are intertwined with his emotions while he wears them. They're stormy and floaty when in action, and they're droopy and melty when he's down.. They also bubble up and glow when he's happy!

Now he does have some level of control over it. But he doesn't usually try to suppress it. In stark contrast to his friend Octo, Seafoam is not afraid to let his true self show ✨☁ 🌊✨

#my response #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ocs #my ocs #tw blood #tw injury #also for some reason this ask got eaten by desktop tumblr?? #so I had to yoink it from the app and slap it on here- #sorry about that anon! I hope you end up seeing this- <XD

[hajihiko]

Happy pride month to the ??? of us 🖤

#It's ok to not pick a label or identity for yourself you dont need a word for what you are 😊 is my point #Ultimate Impostor #Hajime hinata #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #An art #I have NO idea if they have a ship name #I just slapped some presentation looking stuff on that 1st pic dont ask me why x flag is or isnt there it means nothing

[noodle-artist]

Take this Jason Todd for your travels ✈️

#slaps roof of Jason Todd #this boy needs an aviation jacket #for those cold Gotham nights #jason todd #jason todd fanart #red hood #batman #bird boy #he just a little guy #wanna put him in my pocket #you’ll get lung cancer #this was just practice #don’t ask about hair dynamics