#a small annoying terrier thats what i am

[baek--honey]

1-50 bitch

well since u asked nicely how could i resist

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time? paint/draw or the like, or knit maybe,

2. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own/owned? MY HOT MOMS SHIRT THAT I LOST ;n; also the big grey hoodie i have & a pierce the veil shirt i borrowed from my gf that im never giving back :)

4. How often do you play sports? never

5. What fictional place would you most like to go to? The Digital World

6. What job would you be terrible at? probably anything involving extensive memorizing and maintaining information for long periods of time. so basically a lot of things…… or maybe like. working at starbucks cos i cant make coffee OR remember lots of drink recipes omg

7. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would you have a good chance at winning a medal for? playing kingdom hearts 2 on easy mode. i would have a good chance at winning because all the people that are good at playing kingdom hearts are gaming elitists that think playing on easy is for losers and if you dont play on critical mode you arent a real gamer :)

8. What skill would you like to master? making an omelet OR knitting

10. What would be the most amazing adventure to go on? some out of town adventure with my girlfriend where money and time dont matter 

11. If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would you change and why? uh i’d like to be less haunted by my traumatic past maybe! or be a few inches taller that would be cool i feel like both of these are pretty self explanatory 

12. What’s your favorite drink? W A T E R or milk tea 

13. What do you consider to be your best find? my girlfriend 

14. Are you usually early or late? way too early. too mcuh time i dont know what to do with it

15. What pets did you have while growing up? hm lets see i had a couple turtles, some fish, i had a gerbil that i got from a friend, an african grey named solomon, boston terrier named Tiny, two white boxers named Floyd & Lloyd, a mix named Macy, 4 chihuhuas named Dude, Pooty, Flout & Chief, and now we have a cat named Schrödinger :~), oh and an amstaff/dalmation mix named EL

16. When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with? anything and everything but never really asking for advice i guess? its more of them talking about a problem cos im easy to talk to and then me trying to help them come up to a solution if they need it

17. What takes up too much of your time? S L E E P I N G 

18. What do you wish you knew more about? cats!!!! also dogs cos i know a lot but i want to know more

19. What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years? why am i still alive?

21. Who’s your go-to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to? seventeen or monsta x, exo’s LMR repackaged album

22. What shows are you into? the office, lost, honestly nothing thats still running on tv, i havent watched a show in forever, oh god wait does anime count cos i could write the longest list of anime i love: haikyuu, nge, digimon, noragami ,,,,,,

23. Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished? Seventeen (Hangul: 세븐틴), also stylized as SEVENTEEN or SVT, is a South Korean boy group formed by Pledis Entertainment in 2015. The group consists of thirteen members divided into three sub-units, 

24. What age do you wish you could permanently be? a dog mom & i hope i can make that wish come true

25. What would be your ideal way to spend the weekend? napping on and off in bed with my girlfriend and then going to town for sushi & milk tea and then uhhhhhhhhhhh coming back home to nap some more and then go out for noodles for another date :} oh and a dog would be involved if possible because cuddling dogs is best

26. What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way? physically writing and sending cards/letters in the mail i guess? i dont know if that really counts as doing something the old fashioned way but i definitely dont get as many cards or anything in the mail anymore. i also like to keep physical hand written to-do lists & schedules and stuff

27. What have you only recently formed an opinion on? how bad exo are at dancing  turtlenecks and scarves. they are good 

28. What’s the single best day on the calendar? october 10th my dogs birthday and also narutos birthday

29. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of? asmr??? 

30. What is the most annoying question that people ask you? “did u have a little lamb?” OR when my grandpa asks me anything about his iphone 

31. What could you give a 40-minute presentation on without absolutely no preparation? my dogs or seventeen. OR a half ass presentation about kingdom hearts, trying to explain it while getting around all the plot holes and not nailing down my arguments cos i dont really get it either and theres a lot i dont pay attention to but i could come up with 40 mins of info im sure

32. If you were a dictator of a small island nation, what crazy dictator stuff would you do? no waking until 10am. no crime or anything will be allowed ill figure out some way to make everything perfect so women can go out alone at night and not be afraid. no discrimination !! all the poc, lgbt, disabled, any minority  will be welcome and have safe spaces and any hate will be punished by law. also everyones allowed to have pets in their homes and no home goes without food or power. am i doing this right

33. What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives? travel out of your comfort zone. like physically travel somewhere and make the most of it but do it with someone cos the buddy system is important

34. What’s worth spending more on to get the best? jackets. i will pay up to 100$ for a good jacket and wear it forever cos itll be confirmed long-lasting and also most likely very comfortable!!!

35. What is something that a ton of people are obsessed with but you just don’t get the point of? i just want to point out that its not that i dont get the point of it because everyone has their likes and i have my own that other people dont i like that people are into whatever they want to be its just that i am Not into it. and that thing is yuri on ice

36. What are you most looking forward to in the next 10 years? being able to wake up every morning next to my girlfriend and out pets :~)

37. Where is the most interesting place you’ve been? corning museum of glass was super neat……. , dollywood, gatlinburg, chicago chinatown, idk i havent been to many interesting places 

38. What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to? i wana get a tattoo !!!!!!!!

39. What’s the best thing that happened to you last week? getting a job interview at barnes & noble because now i have a job there!!!

40. What piece of entertainment do you wish you could erase from your mind so that you could experience it for the first time again? diamond edge chicago

41. If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have? all i really want is that job where im paid to sleep 

42. How different was your life one year ago? tbh not that much different?? other than i was in school and now im not. i didnt have a job and now i do. i was a year further away from moving 

43. What’s the best way to start the day? talking to my girlfriend and also let me just say that first pee in the morning. perfect

44. What quirks do you have? what are quirks exactly i looked up examples to help me think of some but all im thinking of is…i cant have the volume on my tv or radio on an even number it has to be on an odd number??? i have to sleep with a fan on. idk dude

45. What would you rate 10/10? [MV] 몬스타엑스 (MONSTA X) _ 걸어 (ALL IN)

46. What kind of art do you enjoy most? abstract w lots of colors and shapes. geometric stuff 

47. What do you hope never changes? my ability to collect myself (unless it gets better which then i hope it does), my passion for art of any sort

48. What city would you most like to live in? anywhere except charleston and somewhere thats not extremely highly populated

49. What movie title best describes your life? Scooby Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed

50. What’s the best way a person can spend their time? sleeping or hanging out with their pet

#i like how the all in mv is a link #t #thanks for ur time

[frecklyrobert]

Hi Lauren! How about 11 (fluff)? God, you're so annoying and cute and I just want to kiss you...

“God, you’re so annoying and cute and I just want to kiss you…”

It was Liv’s fault in the end; casually dropping hints in the middle of lunch, sharing the odd post on Facebook, approaching Paddy in the pub, quietly whispering in the corner as she manages to dodge any attempt at eye contact Robert had attempted to make from the opposite end of the room, Aaron not noticing a thing as he stuffed greasy chips into his mouth.

She’d finally stopped dropping hints about three weeks later, after nearly a month of Liv acting strangely, Robert and Aaron returning home from the scrapyard to an almost spotless house. The pair of them taking in the tidied shoe rack, empty sink and polished table as Liv thrust a piece of card in their faces. ‘Hotten Pet Rescue Centre - call now.’  

That’s how Robert ended up here, pushed over to Aaron’s side of the bed, arm going numb as he presses his face further into Aaron’s shoulder, his scent surrounding him. There’s tiny claws digging further into his back than he likes, leaving faint scratch marks along his spine. Luna the Boston Terrier had joined them two months earlier. The three year old settling in almost immediately, yapping wildly as Liv poked her fingers through the small cage wiring, allowing the puppy to suss out the new people.

A tiny thing, with the mentality of a great dane, had become family to them; her barking as they passed David on as she accompanied Aaron’s morning jog expected, her slightly crooked ear as charming as the day the met, and if Robert had the energy to go downstairs he knows he’d find her red bone, bitten and rough, hanging off of the side of the sofa, and not in her toy box like it should be. She’s Liv’s baby, the teenager’s phone full of pictures: Luna asleep on Aaron’s chest, Luna sat in Leo’s paddling pool, tongue sticking out from the heat, Luna sat on Robert’s lap as he attempted to brush her fur, Luna, Luna, Luna.

Regardless of how much they all may love her, right now, Robert would do anything to get rid of her. It’s a Sunday morning and Aaron had promised an easy morning of doing nothing at all, the plans ruined as soon as Luna had pottered into their bedroom at six am. Her little paws digging into Robert’s side as she settles herself up against him, pushing him closer to his husband. Normally he wouldn’t complain, would take any opportunity to be pressed against Aaron’s bare skin, but the constant sharp kicking at his ribcage makes it difficult to enjoy as much as he’s like.

He can feel Aaron’s arm behind him, rubbing circles into Luna’s fur, tracing gentle patterns as she sniffs and digs her paws further into Robert. He want’s Aaron’s hands on his back, tracing their names into his skin before they finally give in and press their lips together, breath mixing together as they slowly take each other apart, eyes locking and red marks trailing down Aaron’s thighs beginning to emerge. But instead he’s here, the only scratch marks on him coming from a puppy, and he’s fairly certain she’ll be dribbling on the mattress.

The noise is sudden, someone walking past the house talking too loudly, Luna quickly becoming alert, like she hadn’t been fast asleep a second ago. Her barking is too high pitched, too piercing for nine in the morning. She’s bouncing across the bed as Aaron pulls himself up, duvet falling from his chest and pooling around his waist as Robert allows his head to fall backwards, covering his face with his hands as Aaron shushes her, pulling her close to his chest.

“For the love of God, take her down to the kitchen.” He tries to keep his voice light, but Aaron can hear the impatience almost dripping from it.

“She just needs to calm down, don’t you sweetheart. Then you can let grumpy daddy go back to sleep.” Robert moves his hand slightly, casting a glare at his husband, but the look is lost on Aaron. He’s shifted, sat crossed legged, bouncing his knee as he lets Luna chase his hand around on the bed, not trying to calm her down in the slightest. At least her barking has stopped now, he counts that as a small victory.

“She’s so annoying! Go put her in Liv’s room or something.” He’s half tempted to take the blanket downstairs and sleep on the sofa, but Luna will just take that as an opportunity to try and sleep on his face or something.

“Have you upset daddy? God, you’re so annoying and cute and I just want to kiss you! Don’t I? Yes, yes I do!” It causes a scoff from Robert, Aaron’s using his ‘baby voice’, squeaky, as though the dog will actually understand what he’s saying. She doesn’t, regardless of how many times Aaron tries to argue it.

“I swear, if you even think about kissing her, you’ll be using your left hand for the rest of our marriage.” It’s an empty threat, they both know it, but Luna chews Aaron’s running shoes, and thats not something he wants on his husband’s lips.

Aaron slaps at Robert’s thigh. “Come on Grandad, lets take her on a walk. If you’re lucky I’ll make Liv take her tonight.”

If the bed feels slightly empty without her tonight, even being pressed up as close to Aaron as possible, no one needs to know.

#if theres like a load of typos come yell at me because i haven't really read through it because i'm awful #this is dedicated to everyone who thinks its weird i kiss my dog #idk what this even is but i hope you like it!!! #i'm sorry this took so long you're allowed to hate me!! #anonymous #ask #robron #drabbles #mine #robron fanfiction