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#a soft dumbass jock with a heart of gold
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if patton’s only reason for becoming a giant frog in pof was frogger then why was he so buff. frogger is not buff. yet lilypadton has a six pack. therefore it stands to reason that patton himself is actually buff as hell and fits into the jock archetype. in this essay i will
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I too am fully on the momma Catra train. I think it hits different because it's like cats and kittens and there's nothing cuter, plus it would be a softer side of Catra we don't get to see very often, but that I believe she is fully capable of. Also, the purring?!? From both Catra and baby?!??! Purring snuggles?!?! I have a headcanon that Adora would be weirded out by pregnancy for herself, but would be besotted with her pregnant wife.
Yeah I’m p. sure Adora imagines herself pregnant and goes “wtf” then imagines Catra pregnant and goes 😍 And that’s fair! I’m also very weirded out by the idea of being pregnant, and I have friends who have BEEN pregnant and are like “yeah, no, that’s totally understandable, it’s fucking weird.”
Also pregnant Catra is just... so sweet. So tender. Adora is always the dumbass jock with the heart of gold. Let Catra be soft
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cringeyvanillamilk · 4 years
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Who are your favorite top ten black clover characters and favorite ships? Talk about them. (why I feel like I've sent you this already, hmmmm)
ALRIGHT! It’s time for the last half of the question! This was hard because there aren't many ships in Black Clover that I’m passionate about, but I’ll try my best~! I’ll also keep this short!
Here are my top 10 Black Clover ships!
1. Magna x Luck
Out of all the ships that I felt the strongest emotions or most attachment towards, it would have to be Magna and Luck. I personally found the ‘bros’ or ‘best friends’ ships to be the most versatile to work with! While you can ship them platonically as the greatest best friends, there are always other romantic tropes that I absolutely love that are associated with this type of ship. Friends to lovers, mutual pining, slow burns, etc!! I really love how fun and entertaining their dynamic is in the anime! I can’t help but laugh when these two are together~!
2. Asta x Leopold
I’m telling you, when Asta called out all the nobles during that party, Leopold experienced his first bisexual awakening. I found his quick interest in Asta to be very endearing!! The fact that another royal is enchanted by Asta is hilarious to me! There’s a lot to like about this pairing! Firstly, they both radiate dumbass energy. Same vibe? Same vibe! Secondly, I also love how Asta seems like he has the most brain cells between the two. I never thought Asta having the most brain cell in a pair is possible but here we are-! Thirdly, Leopold’s obsessive rivalry with Asta is adorable!! He has to be so loud about this interest in Asta!! He practically forced his way into being Asta’s rival and that's GOLD!! This pair is just so fun and entertaining! It even checks my royal + peasant trope! I love that dynamic so much!!
3. Asta x Yuno
Okay this was my very first ship!! I always thought Asta and Yuno’s dynamic was the perfect image of what a healthy rivalry should look like! They completely subverted my expectation of what I thought their dynamic would be and I’m honestly glad! Their relationship is full of pure support and love! The way Yuno always teases Asta is also cute! You can tell he has no malice behind his words and Asta’s reactions are always hilarious to watch! I can honestly see why he’d continuously tease him-! Asta is just a cutie-! I also love their competitive attitudes and how they use each other as a motivator! This ship is just full of great vibes and I’m here for it!!
4. Zara x Julius
I bet no one saw this one coming-! This ship is where it’s at!! I like how Juilus, a noble, had so much respect towards Zara, a commoner, because he showcased true heroic traits of a magic knight! There’s so many endless possibilities for this ship, but too bad Zara is d e a d. SMH. They could’ve been Clover Kingdom’s ultimate power couple!! There’s so many things I want to see between these two! Zara possibly pranking Julius with his rainbow stink bug and Julius pranking him back with his time magic, Juilus helping Zara take care of young Zora like a second father, expose the corruption inside the purple orca together, and maybe have a family dinner together!! I’m hungry for this type of content for this ship! This ship is full of pure goodness!!
5. Yami x Charlotte
This is such a cute ship!! If I were to ship Yami with someone in the anime, it had to be Charlotte! There are just so many hilarious interactions between these two that I can’t help but root for this couple! I honestly think Charlotte mostly carries this ship. Her outbursts and overthinking really brings this ship to life!! It’s used as comedy and I enjoy it every time!! Charlotte is just so awkward with her crush on Yami and Yami’s obliviousness is not helping her situation either! This dynamic has all the entertainment one needs to be satisfied!! But what I really like about this ship is the reason behind Charlotte’s infatuation towards Yami. Yami saved her from her curse in the most frank way possible, subverting the stereotypical charming prince saving the damsel in distress trope. Yami was not charming nor romantic in his speech, which makes this moment very memorable to me! I think it’s sweet that Yami’s words captured Charlotte’s heart and in turn broke Charlotte’s curse. I just really like this ship! Yami’s unabashed personality also contrasts so much to Charlotte’s easily flustered personality. That’s hysterical! If these two were a movie genre, they’d be a romantic comedy. 
6. Nebra x Zora
I would like to thank @thespiralgrimoire for this juicy ship. This ship has all that spice!! It has two bad bitches who also have a soft spot for each other. What else can you ask for? This is technically a crack pair but I don’t care!! This ship has potential and I will continue to make content between these two! This ship is not only hot, but there might be some nuance between the two with one being a classist noblewoman and the other being a vigilante commoner! So many lessons for these two to learn, especially Nebra!! This ship is a 10/10!!
7. Gauche x Grey
Bless Grey for being a potential romantic route for Gauche. This guy needs someone who’s not Marie in his life and thankfully Grey exists!! This ship is very soft to me!! Grey’s shy feelings towards Gauche are just so cute!! I like their dynamic a lot! I also like the idea of Gauche being a bit of a tsundere towards Grey because he is used to showing his softer side to only Marie. It makes this ship even more cuter!
8. Mereoleona x Gordon
Listen. I will die for this crack ship. I’m not lying when I say that there is potential behind this ship! Not only do we have the loud jock x quiet goth ship, but they could also help each other’s weaknesses! Gordon can help try to soften Mereoleona up and Mereoleona can help Gordon be more loud! It’s a win-win situation!! Also they make a wacky and cute couple!! I think they just look perfect for each other lmao.
9. Nozel x Fuegoleon
Honestly, I don’t really ship these two extremely hard, but thanks to all the hilarious content surrounding this ship, I ended up liking this ship a lot more than before! The fandom really makes this ship very entertaining and it’s all thanks to them that this ship made it on my top 10!! The dumb Fuegoleon and stressed Nozel dynamic always makes me laugh!!
10. Finral x Nozel
Shout out to my boi @dapperrokyuu for this crack ship. Thanks to her ideas, I ended up falling for this disaster duo! The quote below is what I put in the description of my comic for these two. It basically summarizes the appeal of this ship and I still stand by it lmao.“She brought out the idea of what if Nozel developed a crush on Finral, who at the time doesn’t know he’s bi. Just imagine Nozel internally suffering as Finral carry on his day with no idea that Nozel caught feelings for him. This rare pair just has comedy and spice!!” 
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OKAY HSMTMTS IS GREAT GO PIRATE DISNEY + RN
Actual talented actors/singers/dancers
The Office style filming/most of the humor comes from weird stories or asides and second hand embarrassment
WHOLESOME LGBT REP
Nini has two moms
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Seb/Carlos are the single most adorable couple I’ve ever gosh damn seen
Lots of well written POC
Redemption arcs for everyone
We Stan EJ the dumbass jock “I’m addicted to cheating and admitting everything I’ve done wrong bc I’m a Slytherin w a heart of gold who wants to be a good the BEST person
This show is soft. And warm. And bright.
Warning for theatre kids bc it will make you relive playing your dream role in the summer of 2016 and all that trauma drama
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requiemesque · 5 years
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zombie apocalypse au tbh
Mael would be the medic of the group, fingers shaking but knotsunnervingly tight as he ties off tourniquets and brushes back the hair offeverish victims. He brews tea from herbs he gathers on the run; when he drinkscoffee, someone has died over night that shouldn’t have. Everyone should besaved, but saving does not need to come at the cost of suffering, and sometimesdeath is better.
Roman is the one that makes the hard decisions, the one who killswithout mercy and would cut down every potentially infectious victim were itnot for Mael standing in his way. He carries around an antique sword that usedto hang over his father’s fireplace; it was meant to be decorative, but a dullblade can still serve a purpose. He’s the leader of the group, but Mael is theone they respect.
 Achilles is That Guy™, the jock with a lowkey suicidal tendencyand a heart of gold who will hands down run into a horde of zombies just tosave a kid. The male equivalent of that white girl who dies first, except hisdumbass self just keeps making it out god knows how. He winds up running mostof the search and rescue missions (more of them unauthorized than not), and isalso a handy supply runner.
Chi is the girl with the barbed wire bat and the Leather JacketKink™, too badass for her own good. She will fuck shit up but she’s almost as animalistic as the zombies whosebrains she’s splattering against the walls, a partial side effect of a zombiewound she received early on. Mael’s the only one who talks with her most days,and she has a soft spot for him because he nursed her back to health when thegroup found her with a festering wound in her ribs. He’s the only reason she’snot a drooling mess, and she’d die for him. She works security detail and willhelp Achilles retrieve medical supplies in the field.
 Legion is the mad scientist / virus / act of fate behind thezombies, and is, in fact, a handy metaphor for the zombies themselves. PatientZero? More like Patient Infinity.
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