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#a song of ice and fire incorrect quotes
gendrya-fanpage · 2 years
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Hot pie: Hey, Gendry? Can I get some dating advice?
Gendry: Just because I’m with Arya doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Lyanna: Yawns.
Rhaegar: Must be tiring to be that beautiful on a daily basis.
Lyanna: Then you must be exhausted every single moment of your life .
Brandon: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely and just want to eat their Mcsadness with fries in peace !
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hauntedbythenarrative · 10 months
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Alicent shitposting pt.31
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x-aefx · 2 years
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This guy's glow up was more impressive then season 8.
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animezinglife · 2 months
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Cassian [about Nesta]: I've seen the way she looks at me. Eris: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver? Cassian: You do know her. :)
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?
Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame
Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?
Daemon: no
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mutedmya · 4 months
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Otto: Daemon isn't answering his phone.
Rhaenyra: I'll call.
Viserys: Otto and this entire council have been trying to call him six times each, what makes you thi-
Daemon: Hello?
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Daemon: I'm gonna steal a dragon egg for a child we don't have and invite the king to Dragonstone to a wedding we didn't plan.
Mysaria: What? Why?
Daemon: Rhaenyra is pretty much 85% of my impulse control.
(Also hi I'm back on my incorrect quotes bs again)
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mmelolabelle · 10 months
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a 100% accurate depiction of Alicent and Daemon in 1x08
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emptyportrait · 2 months
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Jon: Okay i have to ask.....i get it that why you have three dragons, but what's the deal with that little rat who's always following you around?
Dany: ???
Ser Barristan: His name is Jorah mormont.
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valarmorghulisarya · 9 months
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Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"
Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?
Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"
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gendrya-fanpage · 2 years
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Dany: Why are your tongues purple?
Arya: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Gendry: I had a red one.
Dany: oh.
Dany:
Dany: OH.
Jon:
Jon: You drank each others slushies?
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Rhaegar: You know small animals are more vicious than larger ones. it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger.
Arthur: Okay give me one example.
Rhaegar: Wasps, spiders…
Jaime: Lyanna.
Lyanna : * offended * Bitch !
Jaime : See !
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hauntedbythenarrative · 8 months
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Alicent shitposting pt. 33
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x-aefx · 2 years
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Tell me the difference. I dare you.
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shining-m00nlight · 1 year
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Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'
Robb: 'Nicest Personality'
Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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