*discussing weekend plans*
Buck: Maybe we could go go-karting?
Eddie: Why not invite your girlfriend?
Buck, sheepish: We, uh, we broke up.
Eddie, shuts up immediately, looking interested, trying not to smile: Really? I'm listening.
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Hela: Father I want to keep fighting because that's all you taught me.
Odin: No. How dare you have so little regard for life exactly like me? Imprisoned and forgotten.
Thor: Father I tried to kill all the monsters just the way you taught me.
Odin: No. How dare you put Asgardian lives in danger and glorify war exactly like me? Banished and stripped of your power.
Loki: Father I could have killed all the monsters without endangering Asgardian lives to prove my loyalty to you!
Odin: No. How dare you think that's what I wanted when I raised you with racism against your own people? Rejected and driven to suicide.
Hela, Thor and Loki:
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Crowley: let’s run off into the sunset together uwu
Aziraphale: but how can i protecc u if we haven’t dismantled the oppressive hierarchical system yet, u silly
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Sorry if it's been done before
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his bloodlusted deteriorated mental state and big brown puppy eyes have bewitched me in body and soul
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Achilles to Priam after the release of Hector’s body:
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It still counts as leaving no witnesses if no one's left alive
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Eddie: Hey.
Buck: Fuck off.
*after literally two shifts*
Eddie, smirks: Hey.
Buck, blushes: We're besties (read: husbands) now.
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Percy Jackson: where in hell is Mom
Percy Jackson: where the hell is Grover
Percy Jackson: where the hell is Annabeth
Percy Jackson: lol where am i
Percy Jackson: where the fuck are the olympians
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summary
A brief summary of Cucurucho in phil's stream:
My favorite part is when he said "It's kidnapping time!" and then kidnaped all over the place.
A brief summary of phil in his last stream:
my favorite part is when he said "it's depression time!" and then depressioned all over the place.
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