u guys cult of the lamb has DESTROYED me i got too emotionally invested in my first follower [game spoilers below]
and then I didn't get ritual resurrection bc I didn't know that they could die of old age
and then much later, after I had learned abt old age, I got ascension bc i was like "oh good maybe I can make him immortal by doing this"
and on top of it all I got marriage bc I heard two followers makin lil kiss noises so I was like "aw itd be nice if I could help them marry each other :)" but then i realized it was for YOU and a FOLLOWER but my favorite follower is ASCENDED so there isn't even a body for me to put in our crypt and MOURN
so I made a new save and ran until I found the same exact follower again w/ the same model and traits and the lore is that he ascended to this universe but in the process of doing this, the lamb has become significantly less ethical, bc they had to forfeit their belief in respectful burials & natural deaths & stuff to bring back their one true love, resulting in a significantly more terrifying cult & leader
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The initial thrill of eating cake
The inherent dread when you realize that at some point you will have to stop eating cake
The horrifying hubris when you realize you've eaten far too much cake
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'Relaxing' as an adult with ADHD:
"I have half an hour and I can relax, just have a nice lie down, not to sleep, just a little rest."
Clears brain for 2 seconds. Thinks about everything
Gets comfortable. Immediately shifts to become more comfortable. Rolls over to try and find the exact configuration of my body to be comfortable
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We made it to the end of Act 2! Is it really a d&d campaign if someone isn't having an emotional breakdown in the middle of a group hug?
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i realized last night that Pentiment is literally a video game adaptation of Andrei Rublev (1966)
so... if you liked the game, i really really really urge you to check out this 3 hour long soviet movie about orthodox monks in medieval russia
edit: it's actually true and as andrei rublev fan #1 i cannot believe i didn't pick up on it sooner
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"I think personally from where Juan stands he sees the hypocrisy in the family, how they can do one thing and say another. As far as Juan is concerned, he’s always had the best interests of the family at heart, however misguided that might be and doesn’t quite comprehend why nobody understands that. Nobody seems to understand that what he does, he does for the betterment of the Borgia clan and never waivers from that. He does that in ways that perhaps aren’t sanctioned by the church or sanctioned by family law.” — David Oakes
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not defending taycapitalism like trust me i hate it but some of you really do act like taylor has a gun to your head forcing you to buy every edition 😭😭😭
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ok but. listen.
(for context this comes up when argent injures a romanced!steel step post villain reveal)
i cant stop thinking about this line. it mustve fucked with argent at least a little bit right?? especially with the line "i need you to have control". like. dude. control is arguably the most important thing to her. weve seen how meticulous she is with it even in the most mundane situations
weve seen what happens when she does lose control of herself
and we know that keeping up with everything is already tiring for her
argent is, out of every other character in the game, the one who needs to be kept under control the most, and the one most aware of that fact too. even if she acts volatile, shes constantly expending her focus to keep everybody around her safe. steel does Not need to add on to the stress of what she already knows. and the line after that, "this wasn't an accident. You went in there with the intent of hurting [them]" doesnt make the situation any better.
argents made mistakes. she absolutely has regrets. again, she doesn't need the reminder. actually, "this wasnt an accident" is worse than saying that, because if some of the thing she implies doing were mistakes, then what could she do when shes being deliberate? and "going in there with the intent of hurting [them]",,, Oof. hows the control of the nanovores worst impulses going for you angie?
i just. i think this line was somebody echoing her worst fears back at her. telling her in the bluntest, most brutal terms that everything shes doing isnt enough. that she needs to put in more effort to be considered safe for others to be with. and that must hit hard for sombody so lonely who already tries so hard every day, yk?
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