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tea-time-terrier · 9 months
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Pigroast + wild flowers + canola field
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Jennifer Saunders’ Fairy Godmother walked
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So Melissa McCarthy’s Ursula could swim
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aquamonstra · 6 months
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The way Worf walks up to a replicator and just yells "PRUNE JUICE, EXTRA LARGE," is truly the greatest, purest form of comedy.
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headbandsandflats · 1 year
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on this week’s episode of It’s Not Only Football:
Scott: “I just think it’s an interesting dynamic because, it’s like, the girlfriend is involved. What if you flip it and it’s Street and it’s Riggins and, you know, something...”
Zach: “Lyla gets hurt and they get together?”
Mae: “That’s hot.”
if you’re not listening to/watching this podcast, you should be.
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whiteshipnightjar · 10 months
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It is, indeed, a VERY GOOD show. Andy’s Digman is in a list of one of the funniest shows of 2023 so far!
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majoringinsarcasm · 4 months
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DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.
SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST
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bats100 · 1 year
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Bats fact #94
This is how bats during the day time
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cutemothman · 4 months
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Better Call Saul, Season 1
Hey, I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months' probation. I'm the best lawyer ever.
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bigpatrolgalaxy · 6 months
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What book recommendations does everyone have BESIDES THESE (ignore the numbers)
The Inheritance Games (5)
Caraval (3)
Six of Crows (2)
Shatter Me (11)
Once Upon a Broken Heart (3)
Secret Shanghai Series (5)
Fourth Wing (5)
The Cruel Prince (3)
A Court of Thorns and Roses (5)
A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder (4)
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo (1)
PLEASE GIVE ME BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS THAT ARE NOT THESE BOOKS! THANKS!
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amethystfairy1 · 27 days
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I would just like to say how happy it makes me that Cub is providing Scar with firework rocket arrows
FIRST WE GOT JIMMY CRYING FOR HIS DADS DOC AND ETHO ON THE DECKED OUT STREAM!
AND NOW!!!
We have guy in the chair Cub providing Scar with his Hot Guy gear!!!
ITS HAPPENING!
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Blue and Fire Engine Red, Pt 2
Kara shuts the door of her car shut behind her, and smoothes her sweating palms down the front of her jeans. She should have stayed in uniform, she thinks. She’s no longer on shift, but she always feels more confident with a badge pinned to her chest. As it is, wearing jeans and a tee shirt, she feels exposed, as though anyone looking at her would be able to see just how fast her heart is racing.
But she’s come this far-- she can see this through. Exhaling deeply, Kara starts the short walk up the drive to the firehouse’s open bay doors. As she crosses the threshold sounds of activity fills her ears. She glimpses firefighters rolling hoses and mounting them on the engine, and others are buffing the chrome bumper of the ambulance. She catches the eye of one, she thinks she recognizes him from multiple calls– Brainy, she’s heard the others call him. He brightens at the sight of her, and to her horror comes trotting over to greet her. 
“You are approximately 32 minutes late, Sergeant Danvers,” he says precisely. He clasps his hands behind his back. 
“I–I’m sorry?” Kara asks. She hadn’t told anyone she was coming, let alone what time she planned to show up.
“Since I glimpsed you conversing with Lieutenant Reilly, I anticipated you would seek her out. Seeing as your shift ended one hour ago, and the precinct is 30 minutes from the firehouse, you are, by my calculations, late.”
Kara blinks. “There was traffic on the freeway… how did you–?”
“The lieutenant can be found in the gym,” Brainy clips, extending an arm towards the far corner of the engine bay. There, Kara glimpses a glass paneled wall and the outline of a pull-down machine. 
“Thank you,” Kara issues numbly.
“You are most welcome.” Brainy then turns and returns to the ambulance and his chores. By now Kara’s thundering heart has climbed to her throat, but it;s too late to back out now that she’s been seen.
Kara wipes her palms again, nodding to herself. “You can do this,” she murmurs. “Look sharp, Danvers.”
Kara follows the hum treadmills and the clink of weights to the back right corner, where a glass paneled room sat under the spiraling staircase up to the second floor. There she stops, mesmerized by a dark swinging ponytail. Lena.
Lena running.
Lena running in a tank top and spandex shorts. Muscled arms swing in rhythm with her bobbing head, and Kara can glimpse round earbuds nestled in her ears. 
She almost turns away, if only to keep from getting caught ogling. But a sweaty towel smacks Lena in the side of the head, pulling her attention to the young woman smirking off to Kara’s left. Nia, is it?
“Got a visitor, LT!”
Lena’s head swivels towards Kara without breaking stride. Her sweaty features brighten at the sight of her. 
“Sergeant Danvers!” she chirps. She hops onto the strats of the treadmill, taking a moment to tap the machine off before stepping down entirely. She uses Nia’s towel to wipe her glistening face and neck, her breath huffing lightly. Kara’s mouth goes dry. “I was beginning to think you weren’t coming.”
Kara blinks, giving herself a little shake to re-orientate herself. Then she gives as easy a grin as she can manage. “And give up a free autograph? Not on your life.”
A smirk crosses Lena’s features as Nia steps up to stand at her shoulder. “Autograph?”
Kara plucks her calendar from her bag, giving it a playful flourish. Nia’s brow furrows, then lifts in delight.
“Oh my god! Miss March has a fan?!”
Lena turns towards her coworker with a roll of her eyes. “Nal…”
“Yeah?” 
“Give us a minute, will you?”
“But–!” 
“Nia.”
Nia sighs. “Fiiiiine…” She grabs her water and phone from beside the weight bench, and all but prances out with a smug, knowing smile in Kara’s direction. “Nice seeing you, Sergeant.”
They wait until Nia slips out, leaning them together with nothing but charged air between them. Kara gazes at Lena, who gives a soft smile in return. “Hey.”
“Hey,” Lena smiles back. Her cheeks are flushed, and Kara feels a glimmer of satisfaction at the thought it might not be entirely from exertion. 
“So…” she says. “I have a place or two in mind for that drink. Someplace… friendly.”
Lena gives a slow nod. “I like friendly.”
“Someplace where we could get some privacy.”
Another nod, this time accompanied by a deliberate step forward. “Privacy is good.”
“And, ahhh… one of them just so happens to be walking distance from my place.”
Dark eyebrows lift in surprise, and suddenly Kara finds herself awkwardly trying to reel herself back.
“I mean, you know, in case we can’t drive after. I didn’t mean to imply– not that I expected… um, that.”
Pressing her lips together, Lena waits for Kara to talk herself out. It serves to jolt Kara back into herself; she chuckles. “You going to cut me a break here or what?”
“Oh, no, not at all,” Lena returns, grinning. “I’m curious to see how far we’re not going to go on this date.”
Kara laughs. “Okay, okay. Look– what I mean is that I don’t expect anything more than a drink to get to know you better. That’s all.”
With a slow nod, Lena saunters even closer. “Message received,” she murmurs smoothly. “That said…”
She leans in close, until Kara can smell the tantalizing tang of sweat and the subtle fragrance of Lena’s shampoo. Her heart pounds so hard there’s no way Lena can’t hear it.
“If any of that,” Lena continues, “were to follow… I wouldn’t be averse to it.”
Unable to help her answering grin, Kara cocks her head. “Well, before we even get to that, we do have one order of business to get to first.”
She flips the calendar tauntingly between them, even going so far as to let the thing tap against Lena’s chest when she waggles it playfully. Lena glances down sharply, clearly having forgotten the “true” purpose of Kara’s visit. She throws her head back and laughs a full belly laugh that turns Kara’s insides to jello.
“Guess I’ll have to rustle up something to sign that with–”
A marker flies out of nowhere, bouncing off of Lena’s chest. She fumbles to catch it, and Kara lunges for it on reflex. Their heads crack together audibly, and they both stagger apart, cursing.
“Jesus fuck–!”
“Godammit!”
Nia’s voice calls cheerily from outside. “You’re welcome!”
Kara locks eyes with Lena, who grimaces at her. 
“You said something about privacy?”
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empydoc · 2 months
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a thought
hush begging to be kissed
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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year
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Oh, if I pulled a few strings, I could keep it from leaking to the press for another… week? Maybe, that’s…
DANIEL CRAIG as BENOIT BLANC in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months
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i love your hua cheng design so dearly
YES! YES! TRUE TO SIZE!!!
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ravenofrevenge · 2 months
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queerplatonic rivalry
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So yeah I'm still pushing my queerplatonic rivalry radioapple agenda
The pose is kinda based on the way lucifer literally grabs Alastor by the shirt to pull him down to his height just before Mimzy arrives lmao. Also Lucifer with a ducky because yes
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It is blink and you miss it with Lucifer's hand placement
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Anthony, Viscount Bridgerton ♡ Kate, Viscountess Bridgerton
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