my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “A Visit” or "The Lovely House" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: it's a lovely house,
5 minutes later: I swear we could open a door and go into the pure reflection of the house
my friend Carla from school: we'd make a scene for a tapestry right now, on the lawn before the house
and Paul (who was Paul?) pacing: the house is the same as ever, it does not change. don't you think I'd know my own house? without this house I could not exist
i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him