#a yuan didn't need to coax him hard to get into his lap next to jin ling

[nie-smh-my-head-huaisang]

Fake marriage AU yeah?

Okay so Wei Ying gets back in touch with his family after a long absence, because having guests at a wedding makes it seem real and it's totally fake guys I swear.

So Auntie Yu figures out that Wei Ying isn't actually in love with Lan Zhan (at least he's not aware of it.) And is like "how fitting of you to end up in a loveless marriage like the man that treated you better than his own son." And Wei Ying's like "I know you're loving that, but please don't tell Jiang Cheng ang Jiang Yanli, they are so happy helping plan the wedding." And Jiang Cheng is in the living room with A-Yuan and A-Ling in either arm while telling Lan Zhan his wedding ideas are stupid and he's stupid and that Wei Ying is stupid and A-Yuan is the greatest thing that's happened to him since A-Ling.

And Auntie Yu is like "oh I'm sure you'll fuck it up yourself. How much lucky money am I obligated to give him?" And Wei Ying is just. Confused? Why is the primary source of all his childhood trauma being nice to his beautiful son that he birthed? He would expect that from Uncle Jiang, but Auntie?

And she's like "don't misunderstand, you suck" and Wei Ying's like "correct." And she's like "but your absence was felt by A-Cheng and A-Li. They love you, and now that you are back in their lives, I would rather not repeat the events of when you left the first time." And Wei Ying is like ":0" and Auntie Yu is like "by the way, why did you specifically do this while my husband would be at work?" And Wei Ying is like "what invite Uncle Jiang and have him like me where our sweet A-Cheng can see? The thing that made me leave in the first place? Auntie Yu, you know better than all of us how shitty Uncle can be when it comes to showing his children the love they deserve." And Auntie Yu is like "you aren't as dumb as I thought."

So like.

She's still terrible, but for AU's sake, she's trying but only for her son and daughter that she does love.

And then they go back into the living room and Jiang Cheng is talking about how he made the house a WWX nightmare after WWX left. He immediately went out and adopted a dog, trained it to sit outside WWX's room, called up a fellow dog lover, and then Jin Zixuan had the audacity to actually come over with his dog, and Yanli gave them drinks and JZX was like "hey wait has your sister always been cute??? I don't remember that being a thing." And only then is it that JC realizes for real what he did, that his bro would never want to return to this house.

And Wei Ying is like "you brought the peacock into the home to make me suffer and it backfired, now he's in our lives forever."

And Jiang Cheng is like "yes and he will annoy you forever because I'm not letting you run away you stupid dumbass" and Jiang Yanli is like "Language A-Cheng, but he is right, you are not allowed to disappear again A-Xian."

And they have a good time roasting the wedding plans and Lan Zhan falls deeper in love with Wei Ying's smile as he has his family back.

And Auntie Yu looks at Lan Zhan and then at Wei Ying and then back to lovestruck Lan Zhan and is like "what are you getting out of this?" When they go to the kitchen.

And Lan Zhan is like.

"My uncle will stop asking me to settle down, and my brother will not worry about me." And Auntie Yu is like "you'll be in a loveless marriage just to avoid that?" And Lan Zhan is like "not loveless. Only one-sided." And then Auntie Yu realizes that everyone here is fucking stupid.

And she's just going to let it roll, because that wedding is going to be a mess.

#wangxian fake marriage au #wei ying #wei Wuxian #lan Zhan #lan wangji #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #madame yu #yu ziyuan #jiang cheng sees a child and immediately uncles it #a yuan didn't need to coax him hard to get into his lap next to jin ling