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BRB I just fell in love with the sims 2's Brandi LeTourneau in the sims 4, I need a minute!
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I don't even know how to make that a thing.
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Nick Lothario is now an elder.
Nick celebrated with a new flame, townie Brandi LeTourneau.
Brandi felt special being asked over to Nick's house and hot tub, but she didn't know how many other women were in that same position.
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“Sure why not? Stand your ground for once in your life”
“No they’d ground me”
“Kay, for once in your life just do what you want. Who cares about the consequence?”
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"Hi, I'm Amin."
"Iryna. Nice to meet you."
"Great to meet you! Could you help me pick out a cologne? I don't seem able to find something women like."
"You may be wearing too much. That's a common problem."
Amin and Iryna were able to talk and talk and talk about everything.
"How do you feel about casual woohoo, Amin?"
"Great in theory! So long as the people aren't committed to someone else. Of course, I've never gotten to woohoo at all so..."
Iryna will change that, but for now she needs to get home and get some rest. After buying a phone.
Brandi LeTourneau thinks Iryna's hot, but the sentiment is not returned. Iryna does want to be her friend though, of course.
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The Rando Legacy 1.1
Now begins the journey of the toaster pastries. Abner has one want - to learn how to make toaster pastries. The universe has decreed that this must not happen.
Attempt #2.
Abner: Jesus Christ, I'm such a LOSER, why can't I do this? God, this place is a disgusting sooty MESS.
Attempt #3. More fires, more tears of humiliation.
Attempt #4. Pretty sure the firefighter is starting to get annoyed at this point.
Attempt #5 - Okay now even I'M starting to get annoyed. Jesus Christ, Abner, you can't even use the TOASTER OVEN?? He had a nervous breakdown after this, he just couldn't best the toaster pastries, man.
So I had him study cooking and the next time he made them, he was successful. :) But good grief, you should not need a degree in cooking to master toaster pastries. But he is a gamer, not a chef, in fairness.
No, Abner. I'm not letting you hit on your carpool driver.
Random chewing. These faces are so cute.
I don't know where he even met this woman, but I guess blond hair does not do it for her. His poor rejected face!
I sent Abner down to the rec center, but everyone that was hanging out there was a young adult and it seemed kinda pervy.
Somewhere along the line he met Brandi Letourneau. I don't even know where, but she was in his known Sims panel, so I had him ask her out on a date.
Abner: I'll have anything except burnt toaster pastries, thanks.
And the date went amazingly well! They had a little dance...
And then a little kiss.
And then back to Abner's place, where one thing led to another and a grand time was had by all.
Not long thereafter, Abner invited Brandi to the park. EXCUSE ME TOWNIE, they are trying to have a moment, DO YOU MIND.
Abner proposed with what is clearly a shockingly good ring, which is odd considering he has like $200 to his name and an outstanding loan with a 9% interest rate. Anyway, she said yes.
Brandi moves in and Abner wastes no time asking what she can contribute to the household funds.
Jokes on you, Abner, as Brandi wants to get to the top of the Slacker career so uh...don't expect much income from her. Which is fine because considering this is a legacy, her job right now is to pop out some kids.
And then Abner gets fired from his gold farming job, lol. This should bode well for starting a new family, right? RIGHT.
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Uh...no. Just, no. Bad Ally. No heart-farting over your mother-in-law!
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The Knightley Family Album: Volume II
Brace yourselves, this one’s a tear-jerker.
Married life for the Knightleys doesn’t get off to the best start, with George dancing away the demotion blues (I can’t count the number of times he’s been promoted then demoted again).
Emma however, continues to be a high-flyer in the world of journalism! Oh, and George gets promoted to Vice Squad - again.
Emma has become good friends with her colleague Priya Ramaswami. Always keen to advise and encourage her friends in self-improvement - even when they don’t ask for her input - Emma persuades Priya that her choice of eyeshadow is doing her no favours, and offers her a little makeover.
Much better!
And finally, there’s the good news that the couple has been waiting for!
Brandi LeTourneau is still - most inappropriately - trying her luck with George, but being a happily married man, with a baby on the way, he remains firm that it’s just not going to happen.
And George really couldn’t be more delighted that he’s about to become a father at last!
Hang on a minute - this doesn’t look right!
Before anyone realises what’s going on, the unthinkable happens! (I’d completely forgotten that I have death by childbirth as an option!)
Brandi is on hand, and thankfully has the presence of mind to shield the infant from the dreadful scene playing out in front of them, but poor George is distraught!
The new father is left completely dazed by the experience.
I’m also not impressed by Brandi’s self-serving attempts to ‘console’ the grieving widower.
But George’s only focus now is his young daughter, Isabella, who looks so much like her mother...
Isabella’s toddler stats:
~ Scorpio 7 / 6 / 7 / 7 / 9
~ Coward / Kind
~ OTH: Cuisine
and coming to terms with the fact that he’s a single father now.
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Uberhood Pics (25) - Nova & Ramaswami
Wow you both try to keep your pants on with that glass of milk and orange juice. 😄
As you can see this post was sponsored by SimCity's Pizza Inc. 😅
Kabir Ramaswami: "Hey look over there 🤭"
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Redwald comes by to play poker with some of the patrons, while scourge of the earth Brandi LeTourneau stops by for a sandwich.
“Is your perfume supposed to smell like rotten tuna? If so, it’s spot on.”
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pregnancy is really throwing don off his groove.
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Well. I'm going to ask ChatGPT for some new names and values because I'm not going to have 2 Dustin Brokes and 2 Beau Brokes runnng around both born to a Brandi and with Skip as a father. That's just not happening.
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“That old lady is just going to continue hovering until we move, Brandi”
“Kaylynn, we’re not doing anything wrong. Don’t you dare move”
“I feel so bad, clearly we’re bothering her”
“It’s that kind of attitude that stopping you from standing up to your parents”
“Oh yeah, like I can just tell my parents I’m doing that internship Mr Bachelor offered me whether they like it or not”
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Pleasantview…with a Twist ➡️Broke🍂
There are a few hmmm...interesting shoppers at the boutique...
Andrea Hogan: Ugh not these clowns again! As if we don’t know their game: pretend to shop at a freaking bridal shop to pick up women...Pathetic!
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Don: So you getting married?
Brandi LeTourneau: Nah, I’m a bridesmaid in my cousin’s wedding.
Don: Mhmm, interesting...
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