#aaaa oh gosh now I’m soft at the image of me being really nervous that we’re lying to gods and afraid of getting in trouble

[dolls-self-ships]

Hades I'm just dying to know what your first date with Kassandra was like

- shiny-self-ships

Oh now that is one day I’ll never forget about, not for the reasons you might think though.

I guess the first ever official ‘date’ I took her on was a party on Mount Olympus. And yeah yeah I know mortals aren’t really allowed, to go there, but c’mon what kinda villain/boyfriend would I be if I couldn’t tell a little white lie to Hermes that Kass was another demi goddess? one a’ Demeters old god-mortal combos. Oy, of course they found out eventually and we had to leave, old Zeus-y boy let ‘er off with a warning, but I on the other hand got the lightning bolt! Yeesh. Not to mention a year suspension.

Ahhh, totally worth it though, we had a great time! Story for another day though, heh.

#this actually gave me an idea for an episode skdkskd #like very early season one hades realizes he hasn’t actually taken kassandra on a proper date yet #so he wakes her up all excited so take her to Olympus for a party being hosted that night #and mortal has to go undercover as a non mortal around magical deities hijinks ensue #with a hint of romance bc.... you know... yeah ♥️ #bees self ships #self shipping #hades #pomegranate seeds 🥀 #fo takeover #ask #shiny self shipping #aaaa oh gosh now I’m soft at the image of me being really nervous that we’re lying to gods and afraid of getting in trouble #and hades is all ‘shhh don’t worry babe I’ll get in trouble not you~’ #with a little wink just- FNFNFFHFMFKFK #I’ll take When Men Are Willing To Get In Trouble But Nothing Life Threatening For You for 500 please