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randomtwstuff · 4 years

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TWST - What They Hate + Why

Warning: kinda long, definitely unnecessary. Don’t mind me.

Riddle - rule violations; it’s been explained in his backstory in chapter 1 but he’s had basically every part of his life formed around obedience and following rules set out for him, so it makes sense that witnessing someone else go against that sort of thing would probably set him off

Trey - not having brushed his teeth before bed; Listen. I honestly have no idea why this boy like his teef so damn much. But thinking about it, him being around sweets all the time probably makes him wary of getting cavities. So there’s that.

Cater - sucking up to his older sisters; Completely understandable from a younger sibling’s standpoint.

Deuce - limited time sales; Another one that’s hard to understand without character context. But to me, this reflects on his inability to think of solutions in a pinch, and how stressing such situations probably are for him.

Ace - indecisiveness; Boy likes having a plan. Can’t argue with that. Also, his quickfire personality definitely contributes.

Leona - playing with children; And yet, he’s still a beloved uncle. But in all honesty, someone who radiates this strong of a tsundere vibe will automatically be reluctant to involve themselves in overtly emotional situations, such as anything dealing with kids.

Ruggie - being at a disadvantage; My boy’s from the streets, and most definitely has been in enough bad situations to warrant not wanting to experience such a situation again.

Jack - fighting without reason; He’s got a strong sense of justice, and works hard to get anywhere - especially grades - so doing things without a worthy reason or otherwise wasting time over starting drama and fights is against his personality. Good good boy.

Azul - relying on luck; He’s worked extremely hard at everything he’s ever done to get where he is now, and relies on his own learned methods and tools to get jobs done. So, it would make sense that relying on luck, or witnessing someone else rely on luck (and even worse, succeeding), drills directly into his being.

Jade - predictable and expected things; He and Floyd have said time and time again that if Azul were to become boring, they would leave him. And although Jade doesn’t have nearly as erratic a personality as his brother, they are close enough in motive that his sense of adventure and excitement would prevent him from being around anything overly boring - thus his trips up mountains and collecting weird mushrooms.

Floyd - shackles; I’m uncertain if this means shackles as in the object, or shackles as in he hates being restricted in any way, but I feel like it might be the second one. Floyd is a very, very free spirit whose ever-changing personality makes him unpredictable in every way. So, it fits that any method of restraint - mental or physical - would clash heavily with him.

Kalim - eating by himself; Why would anyone ever let him be alone??? My poor boy???? Alone??????????!?!?AaaaaaaAAAAA - But in all seriousness, it makes sense considering he’s probably spent a significant amount of his life surrounded by people, and the idea of having to go to a meal (or probably anything) completely alone would make him sad.

Jamil - touching bugs; Now, is it just the touching part, or do bugs in general...bug him? sorry not sorry Because both the situation of him calling in someone else to take care of a bug - maybe Yuu - because he doesn’t want to be anywhere near it should it try to crawl on him, and the situation of him freezing up at seeing one or shrieking when one lands on him are just so fucking funny. (I don’t really have any explanation for his feelings toward bugs since a lot of people hate bugs.)

Vil - intentional negligence; I had to look this word up I’m so fucking dumb Vil takes things like self care very seriously - even if his ‘routine’ is a bit lengthy and he seems harsh at times about it - and as such having to witness someone intentionally leaving themselves in a state of disarray because they simply don’t care about it would very much tick him off.

Rook - people intruding on his private life; He is a hunter. With a wall of mystery photos. And an album full of other mystery items. It seems he has no problem with other peoples’ privacy, only his. Probably because a lot of his things are weird. I still love him though

Epel - being mistaken for a woman; He wants to be ‘manly’, and as such, being called the supposed ‘opposite’ would be a blow to his attempted persona. Boy wanted to be in Savanaclaw, after all.

Idia - face-to-face conversation; Since we don’t have any other information as of right now - he’s an introvert. Who spends so much time inside, with only Ortho as his physical company, that talking to anyone in person terrifies him. Honestly, I feel like there may be more to this than just introversion, since he is quite possibly one of the most extreme cases I’ve seen in a character, but who knows, he could just be a stereotypical otaku-nerd-man character (like Levi!)

Ortho - lightning; I don’t really know enough about him to make any assumptions other than that, he’s a robot - or what many people have headcanons of, a cyborg - who runs on at least some form of power source, with its own generated energy. Lightning generates an absolute fuckton of electricity, and a human being struck by it can a.) hurt a lot, b.) permanently damage their body, or c.) fucking end them, so a robot/cyborg being struck by it - as machines being struck by lightning have shown - would be annihilated. Completely valid fear to have.

Malleus - using machines; He’s probably very old, being a fae and all, and although Lilia has shown that they play videogames and watch TV, he very well may have been raised away from it - although, he was raised at least partially by Lilia himself, so either they were both introduced to machines later on and Malleus was the only one who struggled, or he just never got used to them.

Lilia - losing things; I am unaware of any backstory to this, but it is a very valid thing to hate. I do it all the time, so it’s very relatable.

Silver - sleeping away his time; Seeing that he has been shown to fall asleep at random - possibly narcolepsy, or something else we’ll find out about later - and also him being a loyal knight to the current prince, it makes sense that the former would interrupt his duties as the latter. You can’t exactly protect someone if you’re knocked out. I mean, unless you sleep-fight. Then you’re good.

Sebek - being considered a nuisance by the Young Master, whining; I find his undying loyalty to Malleus adorable, to be honest. Having this much of a senpai crush going on would definitely make any negativity from said senpai hurt quite a lot. But what does it mean by whining - does he himself hate whining, or does he hate it when other people whine? Maybe both?

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anotherisodope · 4 years

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I’m a reptile nerd too

My blue tongue skink’s cage is right behind my desk, and he’s scratching at the glass to be let out. At three in the morning. Because he is a big weirdo and it’s warm.

Now the average bluey can be over two feet long, like my long boi is. And my Fallout-infested brain just went “how much bigger would they be if they were the subject of bioweapon experiments like Jackson’s Chameleons were...but these experiments totally failed to produce anything really dangerous?”

I’m thinking the size of a bus, but relatively non threatening even at its size. The real ones tend to only be violent in self defense or toward other skinks, and will try to scare people off by opening its weirdass blue mouth and hissing. The only time they would be dangerous would be when hungry. The rest of the time:

Giant Skink: *sleeping off a mole rat meal inside the entrance to Diamond City*

Diamond City guard: Uh, what the fuck is this? Is this somebody’s pet? It’s not attacking...

Guard supervisor: Go tell it that it can’t park here.

Diamond City guard: Oh, great plan, Larry.

Giant Skink: *opens an eye*

Diamond City guard: AAAAAAAA! *unslings his rifle*

Guard supervisor: Don’t kill it, you idiot, we don’t have enough brahmin to drag it out of here!

Diamond city guard: Fuck, really? What the hell am I supposed to do, coax it out with a Dandy Boy apple like a radmoose?

Guard supervisor: Uh...I’d try a melon. Maybe a trail of them.

Giant Skink: *blep*

Diamond city guard: This is way above my pay grade...

#fallout #fallout 4 #crack #there are deathclaws and geckos and then there's this guy #herping and gaming #blue tongue skink #razz says hi

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seekingthestars · 4 years

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sarah watches the untamed: liveblogging adventures, part twenty three episode 42

(aka: we’re going on a musical adventure)

alright we’re working on three hours of sleep and two kind-of-an-hour-ish naps so let’s see how loopy we get for this, shall we? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

episode 42:

dimples.......i am so disappointed in you.........

you know what, that lan clan defector guy, su she, he’s obnoxious

okay so like yeah you can get away with explaining wifey’s presence by saying you share possessions or whatever but?? how’re you gonna explain when she doesn’t respond to people??????

HEAD GONE????

wen ruohan dagger.......

WIFEY WOKE UP

OH DANG SHE STABBED HERSELF WITH THE DAGGER

i mean i suppose he’s honed it over years of BETRAYAL but meng yao’s putting on a good act

oh snap jiang cheng and huaisang are here!

HUAISANG COLLAPSED ;n; poor baby :(((((( i still wanna give him a million hugs ;;;;;;

wangji leaping forward the SECOND meng yao pulled out his sword, boy’s reflexes are on POINT

WUXIAN GRABBED HIS SWORD YAS BOY oh wait

ahhh yes there we go, the explanation on how mo xuanyu figured out how to bring wwx back

now THAT’S a loyal sword, sealing itself so no one else could use it bc it was wwx’s and, dang it, no one else’s. good sword <3

GRAB THE ARM AND FLY AWAYYYY

wuxian pushing wangji away when they get trapped on the stairs bc he doesn’t want him involved and hurt ;;

the mask is off the mask is off :O

WANGJI SAYING HE ALREADY KNEW IT WAS WUXIAN AND DRAWING HIS SWORD TO STAND BY HIM AND HELP UGH I LOVE

“The feeling of sticking to the single-log bridge until it’s dark is indeed not bad.” ;AAAAAAAA; HIS TINY BABY SMILE ;AAAAAAAAAA;

Just having a moment on the middle of the stairs surrounded by people who wanna stab you but like tbh i’m all here for it, this is GOOD CONTENT

JIN LING NO DON’T GET INVOLVED MY LITTLE BEAN

huaisang gripping his fan ;;

JIN LING NOOOOOO

the veins in his neck omg

“you’re the only one standing by me” and we’re all emotional about it, thanks

wow okay the way wangji just stood up like that, like straight from seated to standing without moving his arms or anything in one nice fluid movement, i am in no way that graceful nor will i ever be

“What if your brother finds out?!” “I have found out already.” LOLLLL XICHEN, just eavesdropping by the door, waiting for the perfect moment and he found it, bless

this hurts me bc i love xichen and he’s so adamant about how he trusts meng yao (look i will never use his new name at this point) but i KNOW the dimples are full of betrayal I JUST WATCHED A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT HOW MUCH BETRAYAL THEY HOLD

gettin’ down to the facts about the musical issues

sorry these liveblogs have started to get very off topic bc this is not at all what this scene is about but look!!! at how cute!!!! wuxian looks!!!!! in just the black pants and white shirt!!!!! standing there playing his flute!!!!!! small cute boy!!!!!!!!

OHHHH secret room in the library!!

GAH the episodes always cut out RIGHT when they’re in the middle of discovery so now i wanna watch more

also even if i don’t necessarily always watch the ending credits, i almost always let them play and listen to them bc i just love that song hahahaha

omg okay i was taking a break for a second and someone i follow on twitter posted this image about something else but the first thing that popped into my head was Stairs Scene bc Wuxian’s like “Lan Zhan, pls, go away and don’t fight the thing, you don’t need to be in this mess.” and Wangji immediately fights the thing

(on the whole, though, it feels very Wuxian-esque XDD)

okay second update the plan was to watch at least two episodes tonight, i had every intention to, but my eyes started to hurt again so i put my head down and closed my eyes for a second and ended up kinda...falling asleep for a brief minute so........i think i should go to bed.

#sarah watches the untamed #sarah watches #i think i go off-topic more when i'm really tired lol #but who knows #i'm all over the place most of the time anyway XD

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raphaelaan · 5 years

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Gintama chapter 704 translation

Chapter 704: “There’s no such thing as a good guy with perm head”

Under the cut

Page 1

Katsura: Gintoki! Takasugi! Can you hear my transmission!! Where are you right now? Are you alright? We have taken over this ship and in the process of eliminating the rest of the enemy; they are at the state of complete annihilation. But the terminal’s berserk won’t stop! It’s just a matter of time until it blew itself up along with this plane, you have to escape quickly!

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Sakamoto: Zura! We can’t run either! If the terminal goes down, the Altana’s berserk will only get worse! That would spell the end for this planet as well! Those who are still alive have to deal with that thing somehow!

Katsura: But do we have any way of doing that?

?: There… is…

?: Can you please… allow me… handle the things here…

Katsura: Who is…

Katsura: You are….

Shouyou: This berserk happened because the sucking up far too great a quantity of Altana using the enemy’s weapon.

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Shouyou: Which means, if we can reverse its flow we can let the Altana collide with an equally strong force. Turn this great quanityty of Altana back to the Terminal by destroying the weaponry. Using the Altana inside of me as the trigger.

Shouyou: But even if we stop the berserk that way, this terminal won’t come out unscratched. Can I trust you with the evacuation, my prodigious student? I do not want to allow for more victims than there already are. If it’s you, then I can entrust this task.

Shouyou: All of you.... please… go and live.

Page 4

Shouyou: Just as you heard, please leave this place…

Shinpachi: Shouyou-sensei… you

Shouyou: //coughs blood

Shinpachi: …! Sensei!

Shouyou: …….

Shouyou: How very ironic. That I, who bear eternity, am now trying to stretch what time I have left. And I understand very well, the meaning of why he gave what remained of that fragile life.

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Shouyou: I am a failure of a teacher, one who cannot even protect his students. That’s why I must protect the future that they weaved… I have to protect all of you.

Shouyou: My one thousand years of life might exist solely for this moment. This is the first time that I honestly think… I want to live a bit longer. Please give me more time, even if just one second.

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Shinpachi: one second will not be enough. If one person can only bear that one second

Kagura: then if we combine the life of every one

Shinpachi: Then you will have enough time to at least see your student’s stupid face.

Shouyou: …! You all--!

Shinpachi: I’m sorry, Shouyou-sensei. As I thought we cannot leave just like that. Because if we do, we will no longer be Yorozuya.

Page 7

Shinpachi: Haven’t we said?

Kagura: That the Yorozuya will work until the payment is received?

Shinpachi: If there is a future, then we will not want someone to give it to us. We Yorozuya will doggedly take it by our own hands.

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Shouyou: All of you…

Kyuubei: Then we will accompany you.

Sacchan: It seems like in order to create an immortal, the cult has collected Altana from various planets.

Kyuubei: If we destroy all this, you can even hit your idiot student and not just look at him,

Shinpachi: Everyone!

Zenzo: Saying we’ll destroy it is fine and all but how are we supposed to do that? Let me tell you, the only type of cellphones I can use is the ancient ones.

Mobcop: We can no longer follow the current pace of modern technology

Zenzo: Is that something a person completely made of tech should say???

Nobume: If it’s cellphones then just leave it to me.

Sacchan: People and pieces of techs are the same. When they just don’t want to listen…

Page 9

Girls: You do this to them!

Zenzou: Ooooooiiiii you tomboy bitches!! This is no longer at the level of communication jamming! It’s now at the level where Siri would give it her all to shower you in boos and jeers!!

Tsukuyo: It will reach. If we gather this many feelings, it will certainly reach even without a phone.

Page 10

Shinpachi: This—this is--! A huge amount of Altana is flowing in!

Shinpachi: Shouyou-sensei, if you want to destroy it then this is the chance!

Kagura: Sadaharu! Protect Shouyou!

Shouyou: All of you… why… why…

Page 11

Hijikata: yo. You’re late, we almost left without you.

Gintoki: You guys…

Hijikata: Evacuating citizens is also the work of police force.

Kondo: My god, if there are unreasonably stubborn guys like you around, our work will get way harder.

Okita: Sorry but I’m not interested in kicking the bucket together. The only choice left is to go home, side-by-side.

Hijikata: Get up and let’s go.

Page 12

Katsura: Gintoki. Just a bit more. Ahead of that, sensei… and the Yorozuya will be there. If you have anything else to do, wrap it up quick.

Gintoki: Is that okay with you? Isn’t the prodigy of Shouka Sonjuku entrusted to make sure everyone come home safe?

Katsura: The evacuation is over, the only ones remaining is you troublemaker lot.

Gintoki: Zura… Takasugi is…

Katsura: Maybe sensei just doesn’t understand. Every time you troublemakers make a mess back then, there’s one more troublemaker who stepped up and wiped your asses. Isn’t that right Gintoki? So when it comes to Takasugi’s… to the final trouble the two of you stir up, the one who gotta wipe your asses later can’t move from this place.

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Gintoki: Zura…

Sakamoto: Dying or living, we’ll go together I guess… if it’s like this then there’s no choice but to come back alive. But don’t worry. I will come and save you, even from the deepest bowels of hell.

Sakamoto: That’s why go and make as great a fuss as you wish. Make a big one for his part too.

Page 14

Shouyou: Gintoki…

Page 15

Shouyou: The people here… for you they are what you are to me, aren’t they?

Page 17

Shouyou: That day… the eternal demon met you… met all of you and was able to become Yoshida Shouyou.

Page 18

Shouyou: Since that day… the small demon with such sorrowful eyes gained many meetings

Page 19

Shouyou: And was able to become Sakata Gintoki

Page 20

Shinpachi: Shouyou-sensei!!!

Page 22

Gintoki: Shouyou. I always wanted to show you. A lot of things happened since then. And I…

Page 23

Gintoki: I worked as Yorozuya with these guy.

Shouyou: Yes… I see it.

Page 24

Shouyou: Yorozuya. Sakata Gintoki. You have become… such a good man…

Page 26

Small Tama: Data transfer is completed. Good morning, Fuyou Iizerogou.

Page 27

Tama: This place is…

Small Tama: This is Gengai-sama’s workshop. Ever since the war, you have been asleep for a very long time. I am your clone, Tamako, whose job is to gather data in your place during that time.

Tama: I’m sorry… I still… my circuits is still out of order. How long have I been asleep for?

Tama: Is this… Edo…?

Tama: No, right now this place is called Tokyo. After the last battle, Edo has seen many great changes and was reborn.

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Small Tama: Without everyone’s hard work, this Tokyo wouldn’t have come into existence. Yes… the world has regained peace.

Tama: And yet… it seems like the world that I know no longer exist. After that, what happened to everyone…?

Small Tama: The answer to that question is already inside of you.

?: -san… Tama-san…

?: I wonder when you will wake up and receive this data.

Tama: This voice... Shinpachi-sama? And is this the old Edo?

Shinpachi: Since that day, we still don’t know what we fought, with whom we fought. Or just what we lost and what we won.

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Shinpachi: But we returned home. To Edo. To the everyday life. And yet from the lonely smile I saw on Gin-san’s face that day, I feel that the amount of what we regained and what we lost…

Shinpachi: It seems… they won’t come back after all.

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Shinpachi: Aaaaaaaa!!! Where the hell are you sleeping Gin-saaaan! It stinks—I stepped on puke!! Just when I thought I’m not gonna be seeing your face for a while you went off and had a drink, didn’t you!!

Gintoki: Agh so noisy. This is my home. I can come back whenever I like and throw up wherever I like—gogogogoo

Shinpachi: Wait!! Don’t make more of a mes—gogogogo

Gintoki: And why are you sitting nonchalantly on the president’s seat

Shinpachi: The hell you’re talking about! The one who supported the Yorozuya while everyone’s gone is the leader! Didn’t you say you will start from the very bottom of the rungs?!

Gintoki: I didn’t say it. And didn’t you say you will start over, beginning from your glasses frame?

Shinpachi: I didn’t!! Why don’t you start over from your dad’s ballsacks?!

Gintoki: You start over from you dad’s glasses case

Shinpachi: That’s just dad’s glasses then!! And if you’re gonna sleep, sleep properly on the futon!!

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Kagura: Don’t come into a lady’s room! How many times should I tell you this is no longer Gin-chan’s room! This is the room of the vice-president, who returned second after the president!

Shinpachi: Yeah… but vice-president, your president flew because of that kick as well...

Kagura: In all companies, presidents are nothing but decoration where short beards can grow. The real power usually belong to the strong ones, in the end the people with the most physical strengths hold the world in their palms.

Shinpachi: No… the super strong is not even super strong and not even the vice-president.

Kagura: Well, just he just won’t be responsible then just beat the responsibility into him as hard as you can.

Shinpachi: Even if the one doing it is a super-powered hercules it still can’t be done!!

Gintoki: Cut it out you two!! Just where is my place to belong now? Since it came to this, let’s just begin everything back from the markingssss----rruururururuu

Shinpachi: We’ll kill you, you bastard!!!

Shinpachi: …even so, I think the reason we can still be ourselves with nary a change like this is because there is three people and one dog here.

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Otose: My, my… since it’s been two years I thought you all would have piled up enough money to pay the rent. But looking at those faces, seems like all you did these past two years are digging your noses.

Gintoki: I’m thinking about leaving the rent in the new president’s care.

Shinpachi: Don’t just push off that role when it benefits you…

Kagura: Alright, leave it to Leader! I’ll handle the right hole, Gin-chan handle the left. And then there’s Shinpachi.

Shinpachi: You bastards aren’t doing anything but picking noses, are you?!

Otose: I thought both Shinpachi and Kagura have grown up, but it seems like they all just went back to how they were when you returned.

Catherine: One spoiled apple would spoil the entire barrel, after all.

Gintoki: I’m more of the sweetness of canned fruits person than barrel person.

Gengai: I see. When it comes to canned stuff, the rot don’t spread out easily after all.

Gintoki: Can the person one step away from rotting just stop talking?

Shinpachi: Even though she verbally abused everyone as usual, she doesn’t tell us the reason…

Umibozu: There’s no need to ask about such a thing, is there?

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Umibozu: Then I’ll ask in return. What is the reason for me to come from across the universe and see you?

Kagura: Because you’re balding?

Umibozu: It doesn’t have anything to do with baldness.

Kagura: Or maybe that thing is balding.

Umibozu: I said it doesn’t have anything to do with baldness.

Umibozu: There’s no reason. There’s no reason for a family member to come and see the member of their family. Just as you need no reason to remain here and rebuild the Yorozuya. Same goes for your hell-raising big brother, he might come without no reason at all.

Shinpachi: And just like that… It is said that Umibozu-san’s back as he walked away looked a bit lonely and bald.

Otose: Well, whatever happened, I’m not going to complain as long as you pay the rent. With the world changing, is there no good stories to be heard?

Reporter: Behold, the rebuilding of the terminal has reached this stage.

Soyo: No matter how many disasters come knocking, as long as we have a heart that won’t give in we will be able to stand back up no matter how many times we’re knocked down.

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Soyo: That’s why, everyone, with me…

Reporter: With all due respect, Soyo-sama, but what we really want to hear is about the assassination of the previous leader Donald Zuramp. There have been some rumors that it was ordered by you to remove Donald Zuramp and gain power

Nobume: If the princess truly is someone who will assassinate people who stood in her way, does that mean you came here ready to die?

Reporter: Then, that rumor truly is real!

Shinpachi: They are the ones who rebuilt Edo that once again was filled with conflicts. Taking over what Zuramp (Katsura) –san has started, Soyo-hime marvelously rallied the masses and rebuilt Edo. And loyally staying by her side is Nobume-san. No… not just her. Surely by their side, those people are also…

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Shinpachi: And then one more person that must not be forgotten about.

?: You fools! There is no way the great Donald Zuramp was done in by the likes of those girls! That man is alive! His soul has become a Heroic Spirit that protects this land! Do not forget that Donald Zuramp is always watching you. Must you stray from the righteous path and forgot your heart, he will come and strike you down with heavenly vengeance!

Katsura (?): Yes, this patriotic Heroic Spirit , ObaZ!!

Gintoki: And that’s the end. Katsura-san is dead.

Shinpachi: Don’t kill him off on top of taking over the narration!! And it’s not like he’s definitely Katsura-san even if it’s 100% Katsura-san!

Gintoki: That idiot’s as good as dead anyway. I’ll put an end to him. And what’s with the continuous grumbling, when will you stop?

Shinpachi: Did you hear that!! I’m so embarassed!

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Shinpachi: I thought it would be nice to leave a recording for Tama-san.

Gintoki: Just because it’s the final chapter do you think you can wrap it up high-handedly with a narration? It’s long and boring, and there’s no need to give that idiot Katsura any pages. Tama’s and the reader’s eyes will fall off if this goes on. Here, let me take over for a bit.

Gintoki: Tama, there has been so many things that happened since then, I don’t even know where to begin. But there is one thing I want you to know…

Gintoki: that everyone is dead.

Shinpachi: Don’t just wrap it all up like that!!!

Gintoki: Whatever, it’s fine isn’t it. Everyone will someday die anyway.

Shinpachi: That’s too rough a stroke to draw! Surely Tama-san would want to know what happened after that!

Kagura: Gin-chan, it’s just as Shinpachi said. It’s sad if only Tama doesn’t know anything. I will tell everything that happened and everything I feel while she’s gone.

Kagura: The tamagoyaki is delicious.

Shinpachi: What did you decide to tell her? Goddamit! If we also include commentaries about breakfast, our final chapter is going to be even longer all the volumes of KochiKame!!

Kagura: After KochiKome ended, for some reason Jump felt a little lonely.

Shinpachi: We also don’t need to know your feelings after KochiKome ended!!

Kagura: Jump, too, dies.

Shinpachi: Don’t say here that it will die!! That will just create misunderstandings!

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?: Now have you beheld the truth? Without another peron’s eyes to look at them, human will fall into corruption and decay to the very final chapter.

Shinpachi: Hey, who’s saying that? It’s not me, you know.

?: This world needs an ‘eye’ that will cross through time and watch over the nation for eternity. The only one who can do it is this Supreme Heroic Spirit… no, this Patriotic Heroic Spirit, Obaz--

Gintoki: He’s coming this far just because we didn’t pay attention to him, oi.

Kagura: Even so, with this we wrapped up one person. Who will be next?

Shinpachi: Don’t work your hardest to make this an ‘everybody dies’ ending!!

Gintoki: And those are his final words.

Shinpachi: I am not dead yet!!!

Shinpachi: it’s okay, I’m not going to let them take over the narration. As you have seen above, the torch lit by the Zuramp administration passed down, and with it comes too the revival of the Shinsengumi.

Matsudaira: I want to say welcome home, but the place we returned to is not so soft as to allow those words. This is a battlefield. All your overflowing feelings and nostalgia better be thrown out right here.

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Matsudaira: And drink until you’re dead!!!

Shinpachi: there’s not even a second to breathe in their job. So that the tax money from the people doesn’t get wasted, they fought without rest day and night. And that is alright because they have their girlfriends by their sides. Beside successfully reviving the dojo and gaining her own shop, my sister who has become the face of Kabuki-cho, the one who used to fight Kondo-san’s advances to the bitter end… they are now…

Shinpachi: They now support each other both publicly and privately. Though I feel quite lonely, for the sake of my sister’s happiness I shall pass through myriads of battles to become a proper adult. I wonder if I can manage to do so someday…

Shinpachi: OO! Eat this adult tsukkomi!!!

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Shinpachi: So it’s you! The one who’s been stealing my identity and went on and on as you please about things that didn’t happen!! Just what are you lot thinking? Don’t deceive yourself into thinking you can run off to imaginary land just because this is the final chapter, goddamit!!

Shinpachi: Just like that, the moment I set eyes on my brother in law, I just wanted to tease him.

Shinpachi: Oi! Are you a psycho or something, you bastard? That’s not what you normally say to people’s faces!

Shinpachi: Big sis too, why are you supporting this fabricated final chapter??

Tae: Eh? But I’m not doing anything, you know? I’m just…

Tae: Ou, Gorilla. If you ever show your face in this shop ever again, I’ll make it so that you’d have to pay triple.

Shinpachi: Something super scary just came out as the narration!!

Kondo: I understand, Otae-sama. My wallet… no, this government’s treasure vault belongs to you. Oh yeah, and here’s the live ticket to Bz’s as forward payment.

Tae: Ah, Gorilla you are such a bad boy.

Kondo: Ah, no, no, I’m nowhere near Otae-sama’s level.

Shinpachi: It’s just a scene of corruption!!

Tae: I’m sorry… you must have been trying to hide it using narration.

Shinpachi: My tears flows free, unable to stop. As I thought, the only person I can entrust big sister to is—

Shinpachi: Like that’s true at all!!

Gintoki: Oi, you’ve used up three pages on that bullshit. What’re you going to do now, you morons really never changed.

Okita: I’m sorry danna, but isn’t that for the best? I don’t need such a thing as a fabricated ending, as long as I have this peaceful everyday life.

Gintoki: oooh, you said a noble thing, didn’t you. Now wrap it up in the next panel. Wrap it up by committing hara-kiri.

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Okita: The peaceful everyday life they regained. But for Shinsengumi it is only the beginning of a new battle. From here onward, the Memoirs of Shinsengumi will begin serialization! This is but a small preview.

Gintoki: Rather than ending, a new serial is being greenlit over there!!

Gintoki: Where’s the heck’s the next issue gonna be?! Because of our repeated ending scam offense this manga’s been kicked off Jump!

Okita: With new costume and a new beginning, Shinsengumi’s new fight is freshly beginning. And what is the identity of their mysterious new enemy?

Gintoki: It’s not new at all! I’ve just seen that face just now!! Don’t try to be sneaky and come out here as well!!

Okita: And what exactly is Shinsengumi’s new weapon…?

Okita: Yamazaki-kun, during the process of your rebirth, your personality has been split into 108 individuals…

Gintoki: Oiii!! What happened there Jimmy? He’s still in a situation that looks wholly troublesome!!

Okita: Now, will the Shinsengumi succed in protecting Edo from the disgusting idiot?

Okita: Being a vice-chief is quite troublesome, after all… Now I’m painfully aware of how hard it was for you. But… I will support Shinsengumi for your sake as well, Hijikata-san.

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Hijikata: In the end you’re fabricating stuff as well!!

Hijkata: What are you people doing, slacking off on your jobs?! Pay for your shame by committing hara-kiri simultaneously!!

Okita: Hijikata-san, this is the final chapter, y’know? We’re not going to get paid even if we work anyway. Look at Yamazaki over there. He’s doing mecha poses with the mecha Yamazakis.

Hijikata: But why??

Gintoki: Vice-chief, vice-chief. I get it, I get it. None of you have the talent to wrap things up, I understand that now. For now, here, just put this on. Alright, now strike a pose. Good. Now stay just like that.

Hijikata: Please wrap this up, will you?! Just why did you tell me to strike a pose? What were those eyes??

Gintoki: Shinsengumi is that.

Hijikata: Is what?? What kind of wrapping up is that?!

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Tae: Hijikata-san, don’t be so tense. Since it’s a rare thing for everyone to gather under one roof, why don’t you relax as well? Considering this is the final chapter…

Hijikata: There’s no such thing as a final chapter on a policeman’s job!! During the time we’re being stupid like this—

Kyuubei: I see… so throwing up a huge fuss and going berserk inside a shop is a policeman’s job, is it? Then, I, too, shall do my job.

Hijikata: Oh yeah, I remember this kind of thing happening back then, Kyuubei. Fine, bring it on. I held back because you’re a woman but now I know you’re much more than that. Now show me the dedication to your job!!

Kyuubei: A serving of fruits coming up, now open wide~

Hijikata: You’re a cabaret girl?????????

Tae: When I invited her to just come and play, she said she feel bad about it and decided to help out as well.

Kyuubei: I thought up of a way to serve the costumers without coming into contact with men. Like this, being the number one cabaret girl is not a mere dream for me.

Hijikata: Don’t put someone who appreciates their personal space far too much on customer service!

Tae: This, right here, is a fight as well. There’s a lot of cabaret clubs where people try to please the costumers by eliminating distances, but I hear in Yoshiwara it’s customary to first reject the costumer with a swipe of your graceful, flowing sleeves and make them more interested that way!

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Tsukuyo: Otae, the mission is complete.

Hijikata: Forget graceful flowing sleeves, this girl has no sleeve!!

Sacchan: Mugu—Ginsyaan staaaph

Hijikata: With her being here as well, I don’t know what you’re trying to pull anymore!!

Tsukuyo: Kagura, how have you been?

Kagura: Everyone came here after all.

Tsukuyo: Yes, everyone does

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Zenzo: Shoo, shoo! Hey, I came here because I was invited to visit but there’s no fuglies around! What’s the meaning of this?!

Gintoki: Here’s your order, please enjoy your stay.

Gintoki: Dang it, what a troublesome bunch. Coming around and gathering just because it’s the final chapter.

Tae: But with this we can wrap the whole thing up with everyone’s narration, right?

Shinpachi: uh, why are you trying to wrap things up. Everyone getting drunk and having fun together, that fits us just well doesn’t it.

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Shinpachi: Yes. Truly, nothing has changed. That might be the best words we can offer you.

Shinpachi: Come on, please hold it together.

Gintoki: Which part of me is not holding it together? If you want proof I can list al Dragon Ball’s villains for you right now.

Shinpachi: Uh, that offer is already proof you’re no longer holding it together. Doctor—gororororororo

?: Hei, lady. I want ten more portions of this meal.

Abuto: Oi oi, just take it slow and stop right there, will ya? We’re a poor-as-dirt organization with no money and no financial backing, you know? Be a bit mindful about your spending habits.

Kamui: I can’t help it, this place just have the best food. Plus, it’s better to fill up your belly before a war.

Abuto: A war? Like we have the money to do that.

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Kamui: Then delay the excitement for a bit, lady. Next time, we will come to consume this planet.

Abuto: my, my. We spent so much again.

Kamui: Even if we are broke when it comes to money, we have to be rich in dreams.

Abuto: What about your little sister?

Kamui: Is that even a question? Of course, I will defeat her.

Abuto: Ah you’re saying such a thing again. Even though when your little sister went out to look for knowledge during the last two years, you followed her around for quite a while.

Kamui: Another old man also did the same as me, didn’t he? Don’t play dumb, you idiot.

Katsura: Y-you have very good eyes to notice me, ahahaha! That’s right, the Heroic Spirit ObaZ will always be watching y--

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Sakamoto: It has been some times since I contacted you, how are you faring? Chintoki-kun, as always I’m still running around in space. As I thought, space is just the best. When I look out to the infinity stretched before me, petty stuff like all my bad feelings just packed their bags and left. Mantoki-kun should come and look around space with me next time.

Sakamoto: Now, the reason why I took up the brush this time is that there is something I must tell you. I promised that come hell or high water I will come and save you, but when I saw the broken terminal I had honestly thought “Oh, well, they’re dead lol”.

Sakamoto: I don’t mean to say this as mere consolation, but I believe the one who saved you was, without question, that man. After sacrificing his all to the Altana and was erased, he became a part of it and protected his students.

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Sakamoto: That’s why I don’t think there’s any reason for you to feel lonely. Without doubt your teacher is there, inside that planet, and always watching over you.

Sakamoto: To my dearest friend, Chinmanbuku-kun.

Sakamoto: P.S. I met Zura recently and heard that the remnant of Kiheitai is showing strange movements.

Katsura: Dragon’s veins?

Henpeita: Yes. I heard she continued her journey to visit every Dragon’s Veins opening in the land.

Katsura: Just who is she imitating by doing that….

Henpeita: I believe she must have been unable to forgive her own self who allowed Sakata Gintoki to bear the burden of Takasugi’s... of everything.

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Henpeita: Of course we are grateful, to be able to see his smile once more—the man who was trapped by death. And this time, this is her turn.

Katsura: ….

Katsura: Takasugi’s body was certainly swallowed by altana, but the possibility of him being reborn is not even one in a million. That miracle only happened because Utsuro was born from the Altana.

Henpeita: And that does not matter. Because this is Kiheitai’s atonement. Our cross to bear.

Katsura: Takechi, could it be you too….

Katsura: won’t give me any attention?

Sakamoto: I believe that something like a miracle doesn’t exist in this world.

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Sakamoto: the things that happen in this world have a reason to be, and only happen because they must. That’s why I don’t think you being saved was a miracle, no.

Villager1: Why is in this kind of place…

Villager2: Did someone abandon it?

Villager3: It’s the work of the Dragon Vein God, the divine punishment of the Dragon Vein God!

Sakamoto: A teacher protecting his students can’t be called a miracle. It’s just how things are.

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Tae: Oh, so you came after all.

Tae: It’s been some time since we meet our father together. We should report something to him.

Shinpachi: No…

Shinpachi: Back then, father looked up to the skies of Edo and lamented. And yet… even though this is that very same sky, it seems so different now.

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Shinpachi: That’s because I know now that everyone is also under this very sky.

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Shinpachi: It doesn’t matter if a cloud comes rolling in. I know that, inside our hearts, everyone is still here underneath my sky.

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Shinpachi: That’s why, Tama-san… Even if now you’re standing underneath an unknown sky, even if now you’re standing underneath a sky under which we no longer exist. Please don’t cry. Beneath your sky, by your side, we are always there.

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Shinpachi: That’s right. If you would kindly believe us, then it doesn’t matter what comes. Without fail we will break through the world, the era, and the panels to come and wipe your tears.

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Tama: Let’s go.

?: After that, those girls continue to live in this era. A world of technology where robots are at its peak prosperity. Humanity had their homes and jobs robbed from them by the robots, and in this new world a new main character appear.

?: Those girls lived happily, and humans became jobless. Everyone. Every last one.

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Madao: If everyone is jobless then joblessness is no longer joblessness. Joblessness will become colorlessness. And then colorlessness will become happiness…

Tama: Hasegawa-san…?

Yorozuya: You’re trying to fabricate an ending too aren’t you??!!

Gintoki: You bastard! What kind of final chapter you’re trying to make Tamako believe?!

Kagura: Don’t just make up a story about the future as you please!!

Madao: No, you’re wrong! You’re wrong! It’s just I stopped being a hero and tried looking for jobs but no one would hire me!! That’s why I was just telling Matako-chan that it’s good thing the world has become one where everyone is jobless!!

Tamako: I’m sorry. It seems like there is an error in my data.

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Gintoki: Yoo, what’s with that half-asleep face you’re making there, Tama? Well whatever, we’re going out on an emergency job so you keep your eyes open until we’re back, got it? There’s no need for us to wipe those tears, eh?

Kagura: Gin-chan! What’s the emergency job again?

Gintoki: Eh…? What is it…

Shinpachi: Why are you forgetting it even if the work is an emergency??

Kagura: What was it…

Gintoki: What was it…

Gintoki: Ah, well, it doesn’t matter. Because we are--

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--Yorozuya”

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chibicrow · 5 years

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otp meme: datastorm, and I'm an indecisive trashcan so I say... all? or at least as many as you want/can?

*sob* I’m so glad the first two Anons for this meme want me to give Stardust Boi so much love I’m appreciative. 👏😭 (listen I love making fun of Ryoken, but also. he needs hugs.)

also giving me the opportunity to gush about Datastorm that much.... Giving me too much power here, Anon. >:3c

(I omitted #19-21 and #26-27 tho mostly b/c I didn’t think those questions would apply to them dlkafjalksdjf)

(also this REALLY got lengthy and tumblr won’t save the read more cut for whatever reason so sorry y’all aSDLKFASLFKASJF)

For the OTP Question Meme!!

1. Who is the most affectionate?

def Yusaku. like he would drown Ryoken in affection ok. (after the initial “do I really want to be that physically close” + finding out Ryoken’s boundaries phase lmao)

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

good thing I just looked this up ‘cause I was like “I have no hecking idea what this means.” lmao

anyway, Yusaku’s big spoon, Ryoken’s little spoon don’t change my mind.

3. Most common argument?

Going on the “Ryoken has severe mental health problems thanks to his asshole dad + once he realizes his dad was indeed an asshole” train, Stardust Boi has a tendency to be super self-deprecating, and this freaks Yusaku out a bit, so he just. Unleashes a tirade of compliments on the guy.

And Stardust Boi’s like “No I’m not. No. No. That’s not true.” until Yusaku hugs him to get him to stop. Usually works for the time-being. :3c

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

BESIDES CARD GAMES? Taking naps. Particularly naps on the floor. Particularly with Yusaku sleeping on top of Ryoken. Actually it’s more like Yusaku sleeping on top of him and Ryoken just staring at him while smiling the entire time.

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

I mean, not that Yusaku ever does it, but he probably could carry Ryoken if he ever wanted to.

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

*sharp inhale* AAAAAAAA -

Ryoken about Yusaku: the rare (to him) and elusive Super Soft Yusaku Egao(tm). Gives him butterflies every damn time.

Yusaku about Ryoken: oddly specific, but Ryoken’s hair when it’s just washed (which is.... not everyday lets say. b/c he doesn’t need to. he’s a thick-hair boi) and conditioned. it’s like Supreme Soft(tm) at that point and Yusaku likes running his fingers through it (after Ryoken’s like “YOUR HANDS BETTER BE CLEAN I S2G” + Yusaku’s like “what do you take me for.”)

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

uh about Yusaku, just watch VRAINS like right when he realizes Revolver-sama’s That Person(tm) i’m pretty sure the answer’s there. //punted

I’M KIDDING.

Definitely the way they refer to each other IRL. RIP calling each other Playmaker + Revolver in real life. But then they’d just stick to surnames @ first b/c calling each other by first names? woah there.

But then, Ryoken’s actually the one who says Yusaku’s name first (probably right before he confesses his feelings) + Yusaku’s like “did u just.”

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

I...really don’t see them as the “giving each other disgustingly cute nicknames” couple lmao.

now them doing that is a different story but

9. Who worries the most?

Yusaku. Poor guy. With a guy like Ryoken tho, I don’t blame him lmao.

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Omg Ryoken hands down. Like he’s probably got Yusaku’s orders memorized to the condiment preferences for different meals of the day at different restaurants 😂 And Yusaku gets so embarrassed about it asdlkfalkjdf.

11. Who tops?

SADLFKJSALKFJ WAIT WASN’T THERE DISCOURSE ABOUT THIS FOR DATASTORM A WHILE AGO IN THE VRAINS FANDOM? Glad I didn’t get asked this then.... 😂😂😂 heckin’ rip.

Ok, this is gonna get super specific but uh, the gist of it is.... it depends, really? (as it should)

So like, if Ryoken + Yusaku are both in a good mood and are just like “hey we haven’t done this in a while” kind of thing, it’s Ryoken.

If Yusaku’s kinda down but still up for it, also Ryoken.

But if Ryoken’s the one who’s down, it’s Yusaku.

And then that once in a blue moon moment where both somehow get horny af . . . Yusaku. 😂👏👏

and those are my two cents *drops mic*

12. Who initiates kisses?

Ryoken! I mean, I think Yusaku’s affectionate (*gestures @ #1 answer lmao*), but he’d let Stardust Boi take the lead in the kissing department b/c.... well he never knows what he’s gonna get there, so..... 😂

13. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

ok I know this probably goes against episode 105 when Yusaku just looked at Aoi’s hand like “tf am I supposed to do with that”, but I’m sure Yusaku would reach for Ryoken’s hand first. It wouldn’t be like a gradual “reaching toward the hand” thing either. Yusaku would just. Speed-grab it like “it’s mine now”. 😂

bonus: so like if Yusaku does that while they’re sitting or something, Ryoken will massage his hand by rubbing little circles into his palm. CUTE DATASTORM AMIRITE?!?!?!

14. Who kisses the hardest?

DEFINITELY Ryoken. hot damn lmao.

15. Who wakes up first?

Ryoken. He wakes up at super weird hours too like boi do u even sleep.

16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Yusaku~ <3 also he definitely tries to keep Ryoken in bed with him too lmao.

17. Who says I love you first?

ok this is kind of a tough call, but Yusaku, I’d think.

18. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Yusaku definitely leaves notes for Ryoken <3 Just a simple “have a great day ^w^” usually suffices lmao.

....yes Yusaku would def write ^w^ don’t change my mind.

22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

ok so originally I was gonna put Yusaku and leave it at that, but then I realized that it’s possible BOTH of them are hopeless in the cooking department. But, I guess Yusaku would still be my answer b/c at least he knows how to read the instructions on microwavable stuff.

23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

RYOKEN.....AND HIS PICK UP LINES ARE LITERALLY SO BAD.....LMAO. But of course Yusaku loves them + falls for them every time b/c of course he does.

24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Yeah still Ryoken dlsafaklsfja. Followed by Yusaku blushing like mad.

25. Who needs more assurance?

Ryoken...... Good thing Yusaku is an understanding cotton candy boi 💖

28. What do they do when they’re away from each other?

they’re like. super big into FaceTime (or whatever the VRAINS universe equivalent app would be) whenever both of them are up to talking a lot that way (which isn’t often b/c lmao introverts.) But they both know they need their alone time, so.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

......hello darkness my old friend..... (EVEN THO I TECHNICALLY DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER THIS BUT. alas. I am a fic writer.)

anyway y’all remember how VRAINS used to emphasize that Yusaku had nightmares for a decade about the Lost Incident?

well, considering Dr. Kogami (fuck him) let his own son listen to the sounds of screaming children as they’re electrocuted, I’m damn sure Ryoken has nightmares about that and has problems sleeping b/c of it, even having a few panic attacks. Yusaku can help him with those (b/c he’s been there), but he’s not sure what else to do other than be like “Ryoken pls go to therapy I beg you.”

(but Ryoken refuses to go b/c he really thinks talking about it w/ a complete stranger makes it worse)

anyway super unrelated to this entire meme, but wow, fuck you Dr. Kogami.

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

ok but relating to the above, imagining Ryoken finally decides to go to therapy b/c Yusaku keeps insisting. And with the first few sessions, Ryoken gets worn out with every session b/c “wow emotions I didn’t know I had.” But Yusaku, being the real sweet boi that he is, always waits for him and always gives him a long hug. \ .D. / YAY HUGS.

#Anonymous #natsumi talks vrains #otp meme #datastormshipping #and i call this: natsumeme's datastorm headcanon masterpost DSALKFJSALKFJASKF #i hope the anon who sent this sees this!!!! THANK YOU!!!! 😭😭😭#long post

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dialtonetelephone · 2 years

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Lucifer: Nei can you (AH!! BAHBAHBAHBAMAMAMAMAMAMM) do SOME(AAAAAAAA) THING ABOU(AHHHHHHHAMAMAMBANANA -bangbangbang-) Nei please remove this child from my sight. (screams and fusses)

Mammon: Nei is mine, nobody else can have him! -gets smacked on the nose really hard by my 8 month old antichrist daughter- o... Ow... Nei is being co leased by me under a subcontract with Mimi.

Levi: I wanna play video games rn, are you free? (me texting him back: bring me my switch we'll play ac.) Oh is Mimi sleep? (yes be quiet or ill kill u)

Satan: She doesn't look evil to me and I can't sense any hatred in her? -gets in attack range his hair is yanked really hard and his face gummed on for like 3 minutes straight while everyone screams to save him- Ah... I stand corrected. This child is demonic.

Asmo: Wooow you're so cute Mimi! I could just eat you up! -gets a super duper cute smile from the girl and also she gums on his fingers- Even babies can see how beautiful I am, -gets spat up on-... Take this disrespectful thing away from me.

Beel: You eat a lot. This is your 4th bottle in three hours. I understand how you feel, you need real food bc the milk cant be filling enough. I will help you. (Mammon: Beel you can't feed her a burger!) Why not? (me holding the burger to Mimi's mouth: why not?)

Belphie: *is not allowed to interact with Mimi because she will kill him dead bc he choked me to death and she knows it and hates him for it... Every time he steps in a 40 foot radius of us she unleashes kill-murder aura*

Diavolo: awww it's a baby! Can I kiss you goochiegoochie goo *kissiekissie and is smacked bopped hit kicked gummed on hair yanked jumped climbed on scratched battered and bleeding* Hahahaha you are so cuteeee (has made the correct choice) can I have a kiss back??? *is slobbered on with kissy attempts* :^)) amazing I will make you my heir.

Barbatos: *has Mimi in a carrier so I can go do demon geography or whatever* No young lady, you already had a piece of chocolate. Your father said only to give you a taste and yet you had a whole piece, I do not wish to break his trust in me or spoil your palette. *gives her a piece of chocolate anyways* this is a secret, do not ask me for more.

Solomon: Oh I haven't seen one of these in a while. She's very cute, so does this mean you're spoken for? (me: I have an open relationship.) Ah that's neat. Anyways you seem to be struggling, should I assist you? (naah we just chilling) Your baby is about to fall off the chair are you sure you should be on your phone right now? (if you want to hold this child for literally twenty two hours a day no breaks without a phone be my guest. I got her)

Luke: that baby is the antichrist?! She looks like a regular human baby! They must have made a mistake, she's a sweet girl. -is getting kissed and not the shit beaten out of him at all and is allowed to hold him- (me: aaah she likes you!! Well babies gotra stick together right?) I'm not a baby but I guess its better than being called a puppy... anyways I'll be your big brother so you can depend on me! -gets his hat stolen and chewed on-

Simeon: That baby was supposed to cause another celestial war but look how affectionate she is. She really loves and cares for you, I can sense the good radiating from her. It's a miracle. (me: *has been stuck cuddling her for twelve hours* I am so hungry and have so many cramps. Please you're supposed to help me) Yeah but she's sleeping like an angel...I'll hold her if you do Luke's bedtime routine AND you get him to eat his veggies. (ok deal)

#My baby Mimi!! Her name is Myosotis bc thsts the forget me not flower and bc its a flower lol #My mc has my baby lool and she's funny #All mimi do is beat up folks scream yell out mamamama fight kiss hug eat and cuddle #Nobody else would hold her except for Luke and Simeon bc they've got angel powers. Everyone else who isn't me suffers #Everyone who is me suffers 10x more but is used to it and finds it funny #What this doesn't go over is the fact shes attacking me more ofren and more brutal

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atrcompilelogs · 3 years

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Oct 2 : 4:13AM

My sleep cycle is officially fucked up. It's 4am and I'm high as fuck and In fucking dk what'ss going on!!! AAAAAAAA.. I could literally just run out if I wasn't locked up in here.. bc .. wait I could unlock. what/ ?? stfu

Ok.

Forcefully sleep. Have to wake up and go to the temple.

I've been planning the move since 3. It's a pretty detailed plan and if everything goes well, I'm saved. Planned so I can move quick and adjust to office real quick so it's not that noticeable amongst other people who are still adjusting.

OKay

I'm getting normal sluggish. And goeeyy.. goeeyy? Noo just slow in general. Move to bed. Or you'll face the consequences of resting incorrectly in a chair... okay, mild discomfort in my head. .. . fuzzy. eth is going on. . . Ooh the shitty lofi beats.. Wow, my brain is simply reciprocating the urgency of those lofi beats. Whoaaaaa... This is mindblowing information. The other day posterity played and I got real urgent aND .. FUCK!!! I THOUGHT I SAW A FUCKING GHOST!!!

Anyway, posterity played and fucking ruined my balanced consistent focus. How tf do I find the right speed lofi beats for my brain to function properly. Why the fuck do I have to struggle this much... what the fuck.. will these issues go away once I'm around people,...? I just keep finding more reasons to fuck up than for things to get fixed.

Okay, I might throw up. Why did I drink that tea? Aaaa why the fuck did I drink tea at 3 in the fucking morning. I think I found the culprit. It was cold. It tasted shitty, but I was dehydrated... so you drank tea >?? At 3? When you're tryna get your circadian rhythms in order for weeks... Seriously how stupid are ya? ??

Why am I even writing all this stuff? This was supposed to be for monitoring my work at compile so I don't go astray.. thankfully I didn't need em for a month.. I mean wtf. wtf.

Sheene sheene sheeeneee ...

Sheene sheene sheene sheene sheene sheene ..

You won't just die just by saying that.. at 4:30AM. OK. Go to bed.

Please.

You can still make it. Tomorrow's a sunday.

I'm not even gonna start with what happened in the last 2 days. I was basically just dizzy and fucked up real bad.

OK.

It's ok. You can make it. The last ounce of serotonin in my brain cheering the whole system.

Wow. Is this gon be my entire life?

Struggle and still fuck up anyway and then damage control.. and then struggle more to not fuck up and still...

Oh no...

High amounts of cortisol coursing through my veins. I should get some sunlight tomorrow and see if vitamin D fixes this.

Or maybe I'm just total paranoid. Or maybe too much research trying to fix myself is doing the harm and I should just..

let it be...

let it bee.. let it bee.. beatles playing in my head.

I can't "let it be" this time. Trying "let it be" fucked up gsoc. I can't get fired from this job. I AM NOT GETTING FIRED FROM THIS JOB>

BEHAVE!!

DO YOU HEAR ME, BRAIN???

I SAID< FUCKIN BEHAVE!!!!

Enough pep talk for the week ahead.

Now, sleep you pathetic loser

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crusty-the-snowman · 6 years

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how am i supposed to sleep after finding out that its the birthday if the amazing wonderful legend that is you!! happy birth my wondeful dude!! -jake

aaaaaaaa thank u!!!! but you need to go to sleep now!!

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nyancheetosmusical · 7 years

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Defective Squip Possession

@justpidgance and I somehow got to the topic of defective Squips and it occurred to me; what if the Squip was broken and no longer logical, and wished to expedite the process of Jeremy becoming cool?

So I wrote it, and here it is, lovingly copy and pasted from our Skype chat and in the super messy style I use to write ideas like this.

(just a warning if you need it, there’s violence and breaking bones and a fair amount of angst)

the idea is that the squip finds that the only way to accomplish its task is to take over Jeremy and do it for him

which is NOT supposed to happen with regular Squips

it happens slowly at first

while Jeremy sleeps the Squip works on builing pathways and connections in the brain so that he has access to all of Jeremy's nerves and muscles

basically it slowly gains control of the cerebellum

I dont know how but slowly divverting signals to the Squip so soon it is the Squip in charge of the movements and actions

He doesn't take Jer at once

its slow

one day Jer can't seem to control his arm, Squip tells him to pretend that it’s broken

"it'll help you gain sympathy from others"

then at a dance or something the Squip is like "here Jer I can help you do this, just let me guide you"

he never says control

its always "guide"

anyway the Squip leaves some control to Jer but makes him dance real good and he gets compliments

and of course Jer thinks this is all a part of having a Squip

when in reality

this is very, very bad

Rich confronts him one day

his Squip noticed and wanted to alert jeremy that he has a dangerous half-functioning virus in his brain

But Jer's Squip can't have that

only he knows whats best for Jeremy

so mid convo before Rich can say anything JSquip just takes over real quick and makes Jer just deck Rich

and then gives Jer control "RUN RUN RICH WAS GOING TO DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS GO"

and that night

JSquip realizes he has to act quickly

RSquip noticed

so when Jer wakes up in the morning

and tries to get out of bed

he’s shocked he can’t

he can’t move at all, actually

"UH HEY SQUIP I CAN'T MOVE" he screams in his head

"I know Jeremy."

"A LITTLE HELP???"

"oh I am helping"

"just relax, it'll be easier. I've got this"

So now Jer lays in bed and when his dad comes in JSquip easily makes Jeremy say that he’s sick

so his dad goes off to work or whatever

The Squip waits until the sound of the car is gone

and then he's got Jeremy moving

"W-What are you doing?"

"I'm getting you what you want"

"I-I don't like this, let, let me have my body back!"

"Shhhh, Jeremy, it'll be alright"

"no NO NO THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT-"

"would you prefer if I sedated your consciousness?"

"NO THAT'D BE WORSE-"

"actually that'd make this easier. Alright....there we are. Sleep tight, Jeremy! I'll retrieve you soon enough"

and Jeremy is falling, falling, falling

there is absolutely nothing

The Squip, now completely in control, grabs what he needs and hops on Jeremy's bike

He takes them far, far away

out of the city

out into the middle of nowhere

they stop at a sheer rock face

there is no one around

The Squip has been planning this for a while

He brings Jeremy back

"PLEASE PLEASE DONT DO THAT AGAIN I-"

"shhhh, Jeremy calm down. If you can't stay calm I'm going to have to send you away again, your thoughts make processing hard"

the Squip makes Jeremy hug himself and hold himself until inner Jeremy calms down a bit

"w-what are we doing...?"

"Jeremy, I'm going to help you be popular."

"....can we go back to the way we were doing before? That was just fine?"

"tsk tsk, Jeremy. are you questioning me?”

“...”

"I told you that I am here to improve your life. And I am! There are just some hard things we have to do to get there"

"...wait, hard things? What do you-"

The Squip suddenly takes Jer's bike and hurls it down the rock face

"...what are you doing…?”

Jeremy can feel his face smile, though not of his own accord

“Helping.”

and The Squip scales down the rock face

he gets about 2/3 of the way down

but they're still up quite a ways

"Okay Jeremy, do you want me to put you away for this?"

"wha-put me away? FOr what? What are you-"

"Oh that's right, you said to never do that again. Alright. Please keep the screaming to a minimum"

And the Squip lets go

they're falling

They land with a loud crashThey land with a loud crash

The Squip doesn't numb the pain at all

he lets Jeremy feel it all

the impact, the rib fractures, the smack of his head, his jaw slamming shut, all of it

Jeremy cannot keep the screaming to a minimum

he is screaming in agony

but also fear

"AAAAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING-"

"hmm...I seem to have miscalculated. That wasn't the right angle. Oh well, I guess we're going to have to do it manually"

Jer gets up (doubling the pain for Jeremy)

and walks on over to a sizeable rock

"sorry I have to do it this way, but trust me, it'll all be worth it

the Squip grabs the rock

and brings it down on his leg, hard

Somehow the pain got worse

the squip examined the now broken leg

“Hmmm...that’ll do”

he then pulls out Jeremy's phone, which he had wrapped protectively so it wouldn't be broken on impact

And dials 911

And for the first time that day

He lets the real Jeremy in

Jer screams and screams

He’s calling for help

he doesn’t even know who to

but he realizes he can audibly hear his own voice

soon enough he's shoved back into himself and the Squip takes over, copying his tone

"H-HELP, I F-FELL DOWN THE CCCCCLIFF AT...HGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGASD.......BY RELD ROAD AND AND AND I THINK MMMMMY LEG IS BROKEENNNNNNNN"

"We'll be on our way, hang tight"

And they sit and wait

The Squip slowly begins to numb the pain

"I'm sorry, Jeremy, but you have to know what it felt like. It's okay, I'll take it away now, just calm down."

and a part of Jeremy knows that this is crazy manipulative and that the Squip is bad

but if listening to the Squip and trusting him makes the pain stop that would be good

(and then I was going to go to bed and going to summarize the events but I ended up starting to write them anyways, go me)

basically what happens is he gets a ton of sympathy from people (step 1), and then he get's close with Jake bc of their shared experience (step 2), and from there he rises

and when I say 'he' I mean the Squip

Jeremy is no longer allowed in

he just wants to get rid of the Squip and we can't have that

But the Squip keeps pulling stunts like this

And….

He is a damaged piece of machinery

so….

It doesn’t always go favorably

and Jer slowly goes insane inside his own body

and both Rich, RSquip, and Michael all are trying to stop JSquip

JSquip realizes

So he takes Jer out into the wilderness again

to fake Jeremy's death

but things don't go according to plan

a tree falls on Jer, pinning him in place

no matter what the Squip does, he can't move

he doesn't have any equipment to call for help

they are in the middle of nowhere

so Jeremy is going to starve to death in the woods

The Squip tries to comfort him as the days go on

He offers to put Jeremy away but Jeremy can't think straight anymore

so, not knowing his host's wishes, he just lets Jeremy starve in peace

after 4 days

someone is coming

it is Rich and Michael

it took RSquip a long time to pinpoint the signal bc JSquip had tried to mask it

but as Jeremy got closer and closer to death the signal had been easier and easier to find

They have Mtn Dew Red

But wait

Says RSquip

We can’t give it to him

We have to wait

M: “what do you mean, ‘wait’??? He’s dying!”

RS: "we have to let him get closer"

"otherwise the Squip will reject the Mtn Dew Red"

so Michael and Rich have to let Jer think he's going to die

So they come over

And JSquip sees

And there’s not much he can do

Jeremy is pretty gone

But with what he can do, he please with R and M to help him, to save him

but RSquip has different plans

R: "sorry, asshole, but we only came out here to watch you die."

J: “...what?”

M: "after the way you treated us? You think we could forgive you?"

and actual Jer is hearing this too

Inside his own brain

and he hurts

what had he done to people?

for the millionth time since he had lost control he wished he had never taken the Squip

Squip usually berates him evertime that happens but he's too focused on trying to keep his host alive

Rich and Michael eventually sit down in front of Jer, just out of arms reach

and taunt him for hours

eventually

Jer goes

he passes out, body trying to conserve energy

his brain slowing

RS: "okay NOW we have to act quickly so his body doesn't sustain anymore damage

Rich and Michael, who had felt sick to their stomachs about insulting a dying kid (and for Micahel, his best friend), are more than happy to pour Mtn Dew Red into Jeremy's mouth, make sure he swallows, and call 911

They don't want to move the tree bc they don't know if Jer has a spinal injury

but they sit and wait

Michael sits down by Jer

Jer looks so awful

exhausted, pale, starved

if he didn’t feel the pulse, Michael was sure he was dead

His former best friend of 12 years

potentially dying in his arms

Michael holds what part of Jeremy he can

puts his head in his lap

covers him with his jacket

starts to go through Jer's hair and pick out sticks and dirt

all the while apologizing that he hadn't been able to stop this sooner

The rescue teams are getting there soon

but before they do, Jeremy comes to

He is present for a second, and then realized that he is alone in his head

he wiggles his fingers

and he can

For the first time in months

Jeremy controlled an action his body took

and he realizes he is alive and there is someone there

It takes him a second

but he realizes

it’s Michael

But Michael had just said that he was here to watch jeremy die bc he hated him

Jeremy began to cry

the tears coming out of his eyes were his own

The breaths he took were his own

Michael realizes Jer is awake

He tilts Jer's head up so he can see Michael's face

But Michael doesn't say anything

and with what strength he has left

Jeremy just says

“I’m sorry.”

the tear tracks tracing lines through the dirt on his face

with his eyes he is taking in Michael for the first time in months, no longer optically blocked

and it;s then that Michael knows it's Jeremy and only Jeremy

M: "....good to have you back, buddy."

#Be More Chill #the squip #jeremy heere #michael mell #rich goranski #bmc #violence #broken bones #possession #i have a ton of stuff like this written but ive never posted it haha #maybe i should start that

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