#abandoned wives

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

I saw a post once talking about a bingqiu scott pilgrim au where LBH had to fight all of SQQ's suitors, which is a cool concept and all, but have you considered the comedic potential and insanity of a bingyuan Scott pilgrim au where SY has to defeat LITERALLY HUNDREDS of bingge's exes??

#just put him through the ringer! #make it even more baffling where shen yuan just thinks he started dating this really cool and mysterious guy in the modern world #but then oop! all these magical evil exes start appearing through portals super angry that binghe abandoned them for his shizun world hunt #now i know what you might be thinking #how does a hermit like shen yuan beat all these wives? #its because he's in the unexplainable world of scott pilgrim battle rules of course! #so its a mixture of outsmarting them in dumb ways and video game logic powers #so then its binghes turn to be baffled #“... i thought you said cultivation and magic doesnt exist in your world?” #“it doesnt.” #“you just punched that woman so hard she exploded into coins...” #svsss #scum villains self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo bingge

[sentientsky]

on home/heaven/grief. on baring your teeth with your back pressed up against the wall.

@petrichor-moss-and-lightning // “Homesick,” Noah Kahan // “Courtney Love Prays to Oregon,” Clementine Von Radics // me (sorry lol) // “Love is Not Always Song, But the Swelling,” Athena Nassar // unknown // @traumabuck080

#me??? projecting??? nooooooo #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #crowley #good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #go2 #goodomensedit #the Starmaker #angel!crowley #good omens angst #word webbing #web weaving #on home #on abandonment #tw: abuse #my poetry #my words #Crowley angst #David tennant #gos2 #again not all of these fit perfectly (sorry) but I tried lol #crowley poetry #words n quotes #noah kahan

[mossghosst]

we need to stop characterizing misako as a terrible mom and instead hate dr julien for deadbeat and leaving echo in that damn lighthouse

#this is /hj cause i mean echo was written #after he was gone from the narrative so like. not his fault later seasons would make him look bad in retrospect #but also that’s interesting for angst purposes #ALSO I AM MISAKOS BIGGEST DEFENDER. #yeah abandoning lloyd was shitty but she CANONICALLY deeply regrets it and #was just trying to prevent lloyd from hating his dad and having to fight him #and then she dedicated her entire life after that to trying to save him from fighting him #OVERALL her story is SO MUCH more interesting when you consider how tragic it is #also ppl act like she and llpyd hate eachother for some reason which makes no fucking sense #canonically she and llpyd have a good relationship (a better one than post oni trilogy lloyd and garmadon…) #anyway. i love misako she would’ve loved never love an anchor by the crane wives #ok rant over thanks for coming to my ted talk #anyways #ninjago #lego ninjago #dr julien #misako #echo zane

[champagnemoon]

The amount of men who are old and lonely because they kept searching for a better deal and being cruel to women that actually loved them until their options dried up should be a cautionary tale to younger men but they don’t be paying attention to the elders for real

#so many of my older uncs had wives and children they abandoned to be players and now they 70 without community #trying to get 40 year olds number at the gas station

[raineandsky]

#53

Hero work is already unforgiving. It’s even more so in a tiny little town like this.

The population is less than a hundred, and one of this population is the hero.

The ‘agency’ they work for is themself, since clearly no one else is willing to do it. They can see why, though. Their most busy day had them chasing down a pair of thieves, which took all of an hour, if you include the lunch break they had halfway through.

Criminals don’t seem particularly interested in doing their deeds in a little place like this. There isn’t really anything worth doing crime for—the petrol station is the most expensive place in town, and that’s because the prices there are already criminally high.

So if there’s no criminals, there’s somehow even less villains.

The hero envies the heroes in the city, to be honest. They’re working day in day out, keeping villains in line and ensuring the safety of their cities. It must be nice, to feel useful. Villains laugh and actually fight, and the heroes take them down every time. The most the hero gets here is a teenager avoiding school and a stolen chocolate bar, really.

So it’s a surprise, to say the least, when a building explodes on the other side of town. The hero hears it from their tiny little home office. They can only sit there in confusion for a moment, staring at the rising smoke, before they lurch into action. They’re a hero. They need to go and figure out what’s going on. There might even be someone to save if they’re lucky.

‘The other side of town’ constitutes a two minute run. People are huddled around the remaining dregs of the building, nervously eyeing the smouldering rubble. Police are already dragging out rolls of tape to cordon the place off. The hero approaches the nearest officer of three—the town’s entire supply of police—clearing their throat to ready their business voice. Go time.

“‘Scuse me, officer,” they open with what they hope is an air of confidence. “Could you tell me what’s going on?”

The policeman glances back at the building with a frown. “Building’s exploded,” he says like it’s obvious. Which it is, they suppose.

“Do we know what caused it? Is it foul play?” The hero tries to keep the hope out of their voice, but from the scowl the officer gives them they clearly failed.

“We can’t say yet. We’ll have a team heading in soon to check it out, so I suggest you just—”

Another explosion sets off from inside, gutting the building like some already horribly mangled fish. Debris flicks to the ground around the onlookers, prompting screams and hurried attempts to shield themselves. The hero stays rooted to their spot, squinting through the settling dust. The entire building is leaning to one side like it’s sagging in defeat.

“Ah,” a voice rings through the brown fog. “Is this our hero? How cute.”

No way. “Who are you?”

A bright laugh cuts through the horrified whispers of the people brave enough to stick around. High, cruel, everything the hero’s been looking for.

A figure strolls through the cloud like they’re making a debut. A soft smile sits on their lips, confident and self-satisfied. “I’m your new favourite nightmare.”

The hero can barely contain the grin threatening to split across their face.

Finally.

#creative writing #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community #heroes and villains #hero x villain #the venn diagram of passion and romance is a circle #so i have abandoned goodreads rip #i knew it was owned by amazon but i didnt know they just. owned your reviews too??????? #so come find me on storygraph if you like reading the most unhelpful batshit reviews known to man #the names raineydayreads if you are so inclined. im reading our wives under the sea rn and god my review is gonna go OFFFFF

[lastmidtownshowmp3]

Mark my words, Gabe Saporta will be at the FOB show tomorrow and he will get fruity with it…

#im having notions that very ‘no seriously imagine this’ adjacent #but I believe #he won’t abandon his wives a second time #gabe saporta #gabe posting

[whspermy-name]

feels weird not always flirting w the homies now

#like yea I still jokingly flirt w my close irls but #all my wives and my one husband have kinda been abandoned #I'm just madly in love now kwhskdhkdjejd #spontaneous gf posting

[hello-delicious-tea]

WHAT THE FUCK, RAYMOND.

#the last man #Mary Shelley #I fail to see how abandoning your wntire life is the solution #to your wife finding out you’ve been helping #a woman who has a crush on you #please note that he’s also thinking that life isn’t worth living #because he’s keeping secrets from his wife #I DON’T KNOW MAN HOW ABOUT YOU JUST NOT DO THAT #Perdita of all wives would be cool with it #Ye gods #you’re letting her find out from a letter #fucking weenie

[llycaons]

I'm not going to listen to this podcast because I would probably dislike it but this take on jc performing improv comedy is exactly why that fic about him being a successful standup comedian is so absolutely out of character

And I want to be clear regarding that last part, the improv comedy debate that again destroyed our apartment for a few days: Jiang Cheng would be the worst at improv comedy. I cannot be shaken from this view. And it's not because he can't joke or he isn't funny or I don't love him. It's because--and I do feel I'm SO right about this--the SECOND one of his jokes bombed, he would not be able to recover. There is no point in canon where he wouldn't make his embarrassment everyone's problem. Jin Ling would do the same, but he's fifteen so at every moment he is having the biggest emotions possible to the inconvenience of others, and that's a teen's prerogative. Jiang Cheng is a full adult man who would be so visibly furious at himself and everyone else on stage that comedy would just stop for a while.

also they made him a knight-in-shining-armor who told off a guy harassing a nameless barista and then she gave him her number and now they're married and she's pregnant and look. I don't have anything else to say than 🤮

#stop awarding jc nameless fawning wives!!!! it's nasty and misogynistic #and attempts to reward him for things he absolutely has NOT earned in canon!!! #as if he would stand up for anyone in public when his entire arc was about protecting him and his family at the cost #of abandoning people who they owed their lives to #and convincing other more principled characters not to make a public scene in the face of extreme injustice #like we are never really given evidence that jc cares about anyone outside his immediate circle or about other human beings at all #and he has such a terrible personality he's been literally blacklisted so idk WHERE this is coming from #oof I just remembered that all and got so mad hehe #ficblogging

[angeltism]

me realizing I haven't played pj.sk in a while

#➳ the fool speaks #I've abandoned my wives . . . D:

[belpheg0r-luna]

"Let me tell you a little secret,

I dont want to be loved,

I want to be known.

You told me you loved me

And i knew you didn't know me,

Cuz if you knew me,

If you entered my soul

and took a good look around

You'd see the garden of rotten fruit,

You'd smell the decaying bodies

Of all the others

who thought they loved me,

You'd walk around the muddied ground

And find the chained hound

At the center of my garden,

Her barking and whining

Is the only company i keep.

You'd know how she was left hungry

By people who birthed her,

Left bleeding and beaten

Once her hunger turned to anger.

You'd taste the silence

that reigns over the garden when shes asleep.

You couldn't take the silence,

Yet you couldn't love her barking,

Couldn't listen to her whining either.

Let me tell you a little secret, dear

Cuz I can't keep watching

Your struggle with my heart:

If you really knew me

You couldn't love me.

And the truth i won't wait to witness

Is that if i let you know me

You wouldn't love me."

#belphegor luna #wrote this while stuck on the crane wives songg #safe ship harbored #poem #original poem #fiona apple vibes #halsey vibes #poem on tumblr #abandonment issues #avoidant attachment #parental issues #limp fiona apple #when the pawn #if i can't have love i want power #inspiration #self destructive tendencies

[trans-xianxian]

a group of my students are Obsessed with whether or not I have a partner and like to make up scenarios about hypothetical partners and what happened to them. today they created these two cup spouses - my husband and my "girlboy wife"

#after my wife was created I asked why it was always wives and one decided that she was a girlboy while the other made my husband #I love kids so much #my other spouses btw were a wife I left in a grocery store in wisconsin #and a wife I abandoned in brazil #idk why I'm leaving wives all over the place #ghost posts #image #text

[marioyuri]

Actually does daffy even have a father. I know he mentions his mom and calls her mother mallard or whatever and that in the looney tunes show he has a grandma and also mentioned how his parents fought until he left the house (probably divorced) and in the daffy comics he has a sister and a nephew which also shows up in the looney tunes shorts but sometimes hes depicted as an orphan or that his mom abandoned him for being ugly. Obviously none of this is consistent bc its looney tunes and they just play roles needed for the joke but i think it would be fun to figure out a constant just for the hell of it. We know daffys divorced with several women and has about 40 kids too

#im gonna say his parents divorced when he was born and his mom kicked him out of the house for being a disappointment but his sister still #loved him and helped him #seems like a decent recap of everything #stayed a bit at his grandmas and then his sisters and then he got married young because he was desperate and then had kids got divorced #most or his wives in the shorts were fucking horrible pieces of shit but his first wife was good :) #but since the majority sucked this wife has to suck sorry #or we can go with the don rosa comic and make that wife della duck who tbh sucked also so #also explaine how she married young and had kids young and abandoned them at donalds house after their sent their dad to the hospital #like u know daffys acme statch dynamite kids prank goes wrong hes hospitalised della goes this is fucking insane and realises she isnt fit #to be a mom especially to insane people #also the marriage sucked so she takes this opportunity to run away and live her pilot dreams or whatever #> daffy is probably deemed unfit to keep custody of kids so donald gets it full #etc etc #literally writes itself #also idk how the law works but daffy has been like called clinically insane since his first appearance (or 2nd i forgot) #overall hes lost custody of his kids whenever he wanted to or not #and i think its worth pointing out that despite his piece of shit behaviour in every short hes loved his kids very much #he has protested about his wives wanting more kids but most of the time yhose wives were dogshit people and that he couldnt afford another #and i mean piece of shot women who made him have well over 10 kids even if he didny want it u know i think he’s justified for once #he’s suprisingly well adjusted and morally correct as a father ? despite his flaws #like his wrongs revolving kids were mostly being so worried that his babies didnt hatch he started drinking and then went to save his baby #from hawks while drunk and won #gheres also doing magic tricks with an egg and accidentally losing it so his wife was gonna divorce him for it RIGHTFULLY SO #and he gets so overly depressed about losing his kid and his wife leaving him that his only defence in court was begging dor another chance #to find his child which he does! and the divorce is cancelled #also the entier comicwith his nephew. hes so fucking kind despite the kid fucking up his whole house #he does get mad st the end though but they work it out #the one where he and a crocodile father fight bc hid egg fell in their nest and they each thought the other tried to steal their baby #i was genuinely surprised at how good a dad hes been ???? #daffy duck

[gravitywonagain]

#tongues and teeth #the crane wives #just discovered that the spotify links only give a 30 sec clip? so lets see if soundcloud does better #anyway this song gives me insane yllz/hgj vibes #like imagine yllz lived and hgj sought to stay #and i know that you mean so well/but i am not a vessel for your good intent #and also #abandon all your stupid dreams/about the girl i could have been/'cause in the night i know you burn with feelings/i cannot return #and the interplay between the lines: #i'm keeping all/of the answers in my cigarette box #and #i will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box #like....... guys #i'm living for it #i will almost certainly write angst to this song later #c's wangxian radio #SoundCloud

[kraviolis]

i am trying my best to read desiderium but its actively killing me

#just like luz's c-- #SORRY. AUGH #fully destroying me. but its such a good story. but it is physically harming me #i couldnt SLEEP last night bcus of it #i was tossing and turning bcus i couldnt stop thinking about it #this fic takes amity's comment of 'being around you makes me do stupid things and i wish it didnt' to the EXTREME #amity 'fuck you luz you abandoned us a decade ago i dont care about u anymore. anyways lets adopt this kid & pretend to be wives' blight #krav talks #toh #fic recs #lumity