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vqrkll · 27 days
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Abigail has tried eating Haley's makeup before
(Failed attempt. Had to take a trip to Harvey's.)
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i-amtransexual · 2 months
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finally posted one of the bit's of my haley/abigail series
"I, uh, didn’t expect you to actually show up tonight,” she giggles nervously, terrified underneath her oh so composed exterior.
Abigail scoffs. “After what you challenged me to at the Egg Festival? Not a chance, sunshine.”
Haley pretends her heart hasn’t ascended out of her body and towards Yoba’s Place at hearing that name and giggles again, stomach a cage full of very aggressive butterflies.
--- Or, It's Friday night and Haley is the most disastrous gay ever, because Abigail is in her room.
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da-owo · 3 months
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sambastian doodles feat abagial x haley snow day
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babiebom · 1 month
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Heyyy! I was wondering if u could do the bachelors & bachelorettes reactin to / dating an s/o who has really intense nose bleeds when they're stressed. But plot twist bc this is literally the norm for the farmer bc they have crippling anxiety, especially social.
Thank u sm!!
A/N: I don’t know why I thought this was funny??? My anxiety just makes my stomach upset but a nosebleed in front of everyone like some sort of anxious demon is funny. Not the clean up tho. I’ve never had a nosebleed but I know they bleed SO MUCH. Also no problemo!!! Always glad to get requests!! I did different things (so not just stressed because I would’ve written the same thing for anyone I made crush aspects as sort of for stress too lmao) for each hopefully they’re good enough!
Tw: cursing, blood, anxiety, the nose bleeds are VERY dramatic because it’s fiction lmao. Physical fights(in Leah’s part), arguments(in almost all of them). Pierre hate Pam hate(kinda) Demetrius hate Morris hate. And Kel is gender neutral! let me know if there’s anything else to tag!
Wc: idk lmao hopefully at least 100 words for each
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Sebastian:
Just frowns
Actually helps unexpectedly
….we can never talk about this happening again if you want……
It’s not often that you get to see the towns resident emo, even after visiting Robin multiple times for various building needs. So when you wander into the house, looking for Robin so you can upgrade your coop, seeing him makes your brain malfunction.
“Oh…hey farmer.” He greets, moving past you to head further into the house. You blink for a second before returning the greeting, watching as his dark hoodie disappears behind a wall.
You try to force your breathing to slow down. There is absolutely NO reason you should be this worked up over a literal one second conversation. While you sit with your thoughts, foot steps fill your ears and the sight of Sebastian returning from wherever he went makes all of your progress regress. “So…you here waiting for my mom?”
You nod quickly, clearing your throat, “yeah…um…just need to upgrade my chicken coop.”
“Oh well, she’s not in today. She usually goes to Pierre’s store to work out with the other moms.”
You frown to yourself, how did you miss that she wouldn’t be in today? Damn now all you can think about is how you just made a fool of yourself. Lost in your thoughts, you miss that Sebastian had cleared his throat a couple times until he waves a hand in front of your face.
“If you want, I can take your order and tell her when she gets home later. That way she can get started tomorrow.”
“Would you?” Your heart flips as you perk up. Was he usually this nice? You kinda heard from Robin herself that Sebastian never really interacted with people he wasn’t already friends with.
“Yeah sure.” He shrugs and moves to go around the counter, setting his slowly cooling food down. “Okay so she usually charges 10,000g and you have to have 400 logs of wood and 150 things of stone. Sound right?”
You nod and hand over the bag of money. The second your hands touch it’s like your body decided it couldn’t handle anything else from him. Luckily he just takes the money and pretends like your nose hasn’t become a geyser as you scramble to try to keep the blood from dripping all over their furniture.
Sam:
WOAH DUDE IS THAT LIKE….NORMAL?
it’s like from a movie or something
Is overall sorta scared but at the same time thinks it’s cool
“And this is how I do a kick flip!” Sam shows you skateboard trick after trick and honestly you can’t get enough of it. It wasn’t a secret that the both of you had crushes on each other, and even now it was very obvious by how you were watching him do his tricks that you had feelings for him. Yet still you two weren’t in a relationship, just sort of friends who like each other in a romantic sort of way.
“You’re so cool!” You clap as he lands another trick.
“And you’re cute!”
“What?”
You freeze in your spot and watch in confusion as he sort of freezes midway through his next trick and crashes to the ground. His words echo in your head, making your face heat up and your heart soar. He smacks his face on the ground, sending you into a panic because now all you can think about is how he thinks you’re cute, and now how he probably has a concussion from hitting his face directly onto the concrete.
When he lifts his face off the ground, you’re kneeling next to him, trying to check on him. His forehead is bleeding, his nose is bleeding, and so is his mouth. You shriek and try to go through your backpack to see if you have anything to help him. You didn’t.
You already know where this is leading, and you let out a groan of annoyance right before your nose starts leaking just like his. His eyes widen and he lets out a loud laugh. Maybe you two can move out of the weird friendship you have after all.
Shane:
Would just stare silently
Like no comments no nothing
Doesn’t even act like it’s happening
Having a part time job at Joja Mart during the winter is one of the absolute worst ideas that you’ve had in a while. But you didn’t make a lot during your first year of farming. Stacking the products onto the shelves, your only saving Grace is the fact that you’re allowed to have earphones in. Except for the fact that Pam is now standing next to you asking loudly about where something is. Shane is stacking the shelves behind you.
“I don’t know Pam…the alcohol is probably on the wall in the back.” You frown at her. She obviously knows that you don’t know this store that well, you were a FARMER that NEVER shopped here before. She rasps out another question and it takes everything in you to not snap at her. Trying to calm yourself of course there’s gonna be something else that makes you lose your mind. That something is Morris, coming over and being the absolute WORST and in turn making Pam LOUDER and more insistent.
He’s lecturing you, Pam is agreeing with him way too loudly, the music on your headphones is now overwhelming instead of calming, and the sound of random things in the market is making you want to bite a chunk out of the loaves of bread in front of you, plastic and all. With everything building up inside of you, you already know what’s going to happen. It always happens, but instead of excusing yourself you stand there, staring Morris down as the blood begins to flow from your nostrils.
Pam yells out curses and Morris begins to stutter, but behind them Shane just stares for a second before continuing to work. When you’re finally left alone with him in the aisle as your two stressors hastily take their leave, all he does is let out a dry chuckle.
“Sam has a hell of a mess to clean up…”
Alex:
Oh DUDE your nose is like….LEAKING
Doesn’t help
Just watched and comments
“AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT MY HARVESTS ARE HIS BUT HE ONLY DOES IT IF ITS GOOD!” You rant to the brown haired boy, pacing back and forth in his room. Thankfully both Evelyn and George were out so you weren’t bothering anyone except for the man in front of you.
You huff and puff as he watches, slightly amused slightly concerned. Alex wasn’t the best person to go to when you’re upset unless it was something absolutely devastating. So being in front of him now, complains about your farming woes meant that he was only half ass taking it seriously. “You should go and speak your mind.” He says.
Turns out you should NOT take advice from Alex. Standing in Pierre’s shop, you’re staring him down angrily, anxiety creeping up your throat from you trying to will yourself to call him out on his bullshit. The older man just kind of stares at you in confusion because all you had done was shout his name angrily as you entered the shop then stand in front of him seething.
“You….you…..” you point a finger at him. This was the moment, the moment you stand up for yourself and tell Pierre how HORRIBLE he is!
But of course things don’t work how you want and your nose gushes out blood all over the counter before you can work yourself up to the point of accusations. With a gasp you run out of the shop, hoping that he would keep his mouth shut with Alex running behind you laughing. Again, NEVER let Alex talk you into anything.
Elliott:
Panics
How do I help PLS LET ME HELP
Everything probably gets messy
Fishing had never been your favorite pastime, but now trying to fix up the community center you had to. Unfortunately Willy was gone and couldn’t properly teach you even though he had gifted you an old rod of his, so the next best thing is getting your boyfriend to teach you since he does fish often. Now you stand on the docks, waiting for a fish to bite the hook.
“Keep calm, the fish can feel your fear and it makes them upset.” Elliott spoke. In all honesty you didn’t even know if that was true or not, but you take in a breath to calm down. You did not want to be here all day you had cows to pet.
The second your line begins to pull you try to pull the fish in. And you succeed until it comes time to unhook the eel you managed to catch. The eel is slimy and slippery and all around not a good thing to try to grip. A shriek leaves your lips and the eel struggles, Elliott tries to help you but is also struggling to catch hold of it. And now your nose is bleeding adding another layer to the already hellish experience.
You’re unhappy, the eel is unhappy, and Elliott is unhappy. After what seems like an hour, the stupid thing slips out of your grips and back into the ocean, washing your nose blood off of it and splashing you with saltwater. 0 out of 10 you will not be trying again.
Harvey:
Calm but concerned(after panicking for a second)
Has a doctory approach to it
But is secretly like WTF inside
Your heart thumps in your chest as you sit on the clinic bed. It’s been a while since you’ve been in Harvey’s clinic, having taken a break from the mines, and somehow this seems more shameful than having been beaten almost to death by living slime. Your hands bleed into the cloth you have pressed into it. One of the pigs knocked you over into the broken fence you were in the middle of fixing. Now you sit waiting for the good looking Doctor.
When he walks in he’s all smiles, tapping his clipboard with his pen. “While I’m sad to see that you’re injured, I’m glad to see it isn’t from those mines again.” The eye contact he makes with you makes your heart twist for a second.
He starts speaking of all the shots you need and the antibiotics you need to take, rust poisoning is quite serious you know. “Now,” he says, moving towards you, “let me see your hand.”
Your heart thumps erratically at the close proximity of him and you. You only really ever got to see him this close when you were half dead and barely conscious. His face is much too close for you to be able to do anything but focus on how pretty his eyes are, and how fluffy his mustache is, and how…
“OH MY DEAR YOBA” He yelps and jumps away from you. It takes only a second after him to realize what’s going on, and now your furiously wiping away at your nose with your hands instead of with the cloth, and he’s trying to get something on your nose to catch the blood. It’s a disaster, really. But at least you’re already in a clinic!
Penny:
Probably panics
Doesn’t know how to deal with it
Would try to help though
The warmth of the pool in the spa did nothing to ease your nerves as you waded in the shallow end of the pool. Penny had invited you to come sometime after 7 pm, and when you had arrived she was already waiting for you, kicking her feet in the pool. The thought of her asking you here made your stomach turn, did you do something wrong…? Was she inviting you here to tell you she hated you or something…? You had grown close to her over your time here and would hate it if she thought you were too much or something.
“Do you know why I invited you here?” She asks, moving closer but keeping her eyes on the water.
You shake your head, “I’m not exactly sure, no.”
She frowns and sighs at you, meeting your eyes for a fleeting second then looking elsewhere. “Really? I thought you would’ve noticed by now…” her words trail off and her eyebrows furrow.
The next few seconds are ones that you simultaneously want to remember for forever and forget. She confesses her feelings for you. Feelings that you obviously reciprocate, and the emotions in you mix and grow, rising up your throat as if you were a volcano of conflicting feelings. As soon as you open your mouth to tell her that yes, you like her too, her face morphs into one that’s horrified instead of hopeful, disgusted instead of smitten and you realize a second after she does that your nose is spouting red, dyeing the water you both were swimming in.
Penny shrieks for a solid second before trying to scramble out of the water as fast as she can. You do the same, swirling the red around the pool as both of you splash trying to exit the now crime scene looking pool. When you get out of the water, she’s holding a towel right in your face, smooshing it so hard you can barely breathe and now your nose is throbbing with slight pain. “What do we do?!” She asks moving about quickly. She’s so confused that she just keeps walking and turning as if she’s remembering and forgetting things at the same time.
You just tilt your head downward and cringe inwardly, this was not the way to get a girl to like you. “It’s fine…I’m fine,” you say voice nasally and muffled. “And I like you too by the way.”
Haley:
confused staring
wtf is happening
Actually speechless
It isn’t every day that you get to talk to a beautiful blonde. It isn’t even every day that you talk to anyone. So when she approaches you on one of your trips off of your farm you couldn’t help but feel like either everything is out to get you or that you’re up on your luck. You don’t really know for sure, it honestly depends on how things go.
“Hey farmer!” She smiles as soon as she stops in front of you, the feeling of your stomach twisting makes you want to vomit in all of your nervousness. “I have a favor to ask you…”
“Yeah?” You ask trying to keep your cool. “What is it?”
“I would totally love love LOVE you forever if you could bring me an amethyst? It’s for Emily’s birthday and I don’t really like Clint so I don’t wanna buy anything from him. I’m willing to pay 150g!”
You cough into your fist, nodding along and taken aback by how casually she’s speaking to you. Before you can accept doing her the favor, the horrified look on your face makes your words falter.
She looks absolutely horrified, and touching your hand to your face you can feel why. Your nose started dripping blood, and by dripping you mean you can now feel it running down to your chin. A flurry of curses leave your mouth as confused noises leave hers. It's not much of a surprise that this has happened, but man did you wish it wasn't in front of her.
Emily:
Surprisingly chill about it
Probably has a weird story about a nosebleed or something
Actually helps
You sit at the bar alone, upset at a horrible farming day. You tried your best, you really did, but those stupid ass crows actually ate ALL of your seedlings. Or…almost all of them but that’s basically the same thing! There is no way you’re gonna make enough to make it through winter comfortably. You told Emily exactly this, appreciative of her listening ear in the middle of her busy shift.
“You know they probably didn’t mean it…or maybe they did,” she sucks in a breath eyebrows furrowing as she thinks, “you know crows are very smart they probably know that you’re using that land to farm and stay there because of all the free food.”
“But it’s not free!” You exclaim, throwing your hands up in annoyance, “I have to buy those seeds! They’re just putting me into debt!”
She hums and nods, wiping the bar next to you where a person had just left. You had only a couple months left until the snow started falling and making it virtually impossible to grow anything. The little plants you had left you had to fight the crows for. And by fight I mean you angrily swung a broom at the with the intent of scaring them (not hitting them that’s mean). Still the growing anger inside you was not easily crushed by her warm and quite frankly outlandish words. No, in fact your anger grew the more you thought about it.
You felt it coming before anything had even exited your nose, hurriedly snatching the rag from Emily’s hands. Damn now you would have to buy the bar a new one. She just blinks then nods as if your nose becoming a bloody waterfall was normal.
“You know…nose bleeds cause by stress is usually because your heart rate and blood pressure increase and it causes your blood vessels to dilate!”
You stare at her before laughing. Maybe she was helpful after all.
Abigail:
WOAH
WTF
WHAT DO WE DO?
You stand in front of Pierre in front of the shop, arms crossed as you watch his face grow redder the longer time goes on. “-IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER?” You’re not really listening to his tirade, over the whole ‘protective dad’ thing.
“Dad I’m an adult! You have no say in who I date!” Abigail yells back, face equally red. Who would’ve known that he would have a problem with the farmer he rips off constantly dating his daughter?
He yells out more reasons that the two of you shouldn’t be dating, and in turn points a finger into your chest roughly. You sputter out an offended sound, moving away from him. “Don’t touch me!”
“You shouldn’t be touching my daughter!”
“What? Dude we just started dating, you’re weird as hell!”
The arguing only gets worse from there, accusations flying around and now an audience comes with the drama. It’s almost too much for you to handle with now Caroline, Harvey, Haley, and the Milner family standing and watching the chaos. “Abby let’s just go to my place…” you try suddenly feeling the need to escape and no longer feeling the ‘fuck you dude’ attitude.
“No! He needs to understand that he can’t control my life!”
It’s like a volcano in your body and just like a volcano your nose begins to erupt. Now you’re screaming, Abigail is screaming, Pierre is screaming, the Mullners are screaming. Could this get any worse?
Turns out yeah, it can get any worse, like a family fight worse and now all of you are sitting in Harvey’s clinic. At least you aren’t the only bloody one now.
Maru:
Is surprised
Also forgets what to do
Would probably make things worse
Maru talks about robots and space the way you would talk about her: totally and completely enamored. You sit on her bed listening to her talk about her newest invention, some sort of robot that can cook and clean and basically be a free maid. You laugh and move your arm to get in a more comfortable position to watch her. Unfortunately your arm had other plans and smacked hard into her bed post. Groaning out in pain, your eyes close and begin to water from how much your elbow hurt.
Demetrius is in your face before you even realize that he was in the room. You yelp out in surprise as he starts ranting about you ruining his daughter’s future. You blink in surprise and try to retreat back into the mattress. What was happening. You can hear Maru screaming over his words but your ears feel like they’re filled with water.
“We’re just friends!” You find yourself shouting. Like damn is the man insane? It wasn’t the first time he’s gotten upset at you over Maru, but it was the first time that he was absolutely losing his mind.
“Dad stop!”
Time froze for a second as you and Demetrius stared at each other, Maru standing near him. Breathing in you can taste blood in your mouth before your nose starts bleeding, yet you can’t bring yourself to do anything but sit and catch your breath.
“Oh my god!” Both Demetrius and Maru exclaim moving around the room trying to find something to help. You couldn’t help but feel annoyed at him acting concerned now.
Thankfully Maru looked cute trying to help you which at least made things a little better.
Leah:
Is also freaking out on the inside but calm on the outside
Helps you with tissues
Is understanding
Going on a date with Leah is a dream come true. There’s paint, wine, food, and you’re sitting in the prettiest meadow you’ve ever seen, well it’s pretty because Leah is there and she’s pretty and you’ve been here multiple times because it’s near her cottage but it still looks different today.
You sit, paintbrush in hand, laughing at something she’s saying. It’s fun and if she hadn’t have asked you would’ve spent the day farming like usual, this little break was needed. The day couldn’t be ruined, absolutely nothing can ruin it.
Okay, one thing can ruin it and that one thing is Kel coming and ruining everything. The argument that ensues is one of the worst that you’ve seen. Kel tries to walk up on you(translation: Kel wants to fight you), Leah stops them but in turn gets into a fight with them which causes you to actually get up and try to defend her.
You kinda block out until you can hear Kel call out “I made your nose bleed bitch!” Which again causes you to want to drown in your anger.
“My noses is bleeding because I’m stressed, stupid!” You back. It’s obvious Kel hadn’t been able to hit your nose so claiming to be able to hit you so hard your nose bleeds isn’t even possible. It’s almost childish how the two of you argue.
Leah finally gets Kel to leave and hands you a bunch of tissues as she sits you down on the now rumpled blanket. As the two of you catch your breath and calm down, you find yourself smiling at her behind the wad of tissues catching blood flowing from your nose.
At least the situation would be funny in the future.
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theasnewgroove · 15 days
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Winter clothes winter clothes YES
Drawing winter outfits while it’s the summerest of weathers outside is really something but…
Here’s the thing.. I am ABSOLUTELY loving the winter outfits in the new update!! In general I love the 1.6 update, but the winter attires has to be one of my favorite stuff.
seeing Sam’s little beanie and his hair is so adorable like it reflects his personality so well.. But also Haley my beloved with the earmuffs and her coat AAA 10/10-
So here have this drawing of Sam and Seb being usually idiots but in winter outfits. Also where are the Haley/Abby lovers at-
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animekpopsimp · 1 year
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How Stardew Valley Characters React To You Kissing Them Out Of Nowhere
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Abigail
It takes her a moment to process it when it happens
Abigail's eyes go wide and her whole face goes red as she stares at you for a moment
When she finally processes it, she looks down at the ground, a lovestruck smile on her face
Abigail looks back at you, planting a kiss on your cheek but she doesn't say anything.
Sebastian
When you kiss him out of nowhere, he almost drops his cigarette
Sebastian stares forward, not saying anything
Finally, after a moment, he looks over at her, his face turning a shade of red
A smile appears on Sebastian's face as he wraps an arm around your shoulder, pulling you close
Shane
Congratulations, you've broken him
Shane starts to sputter when you kiss him, eyes going wide in surprise
He looks at you for a second before he has to look away, not wanting you to see the blush on his face
Harvey
He's only caught off guard for a second, but it doesn't last long
Harvey smiles as he looks at you, a lovestruck look on his face
He leans over and places a kiss on your cheek, still smiling
Emily
Her first reaction is to laugh
Emily blushes as she leans in, kissing you back
After she pulls away she wraps her arms around you in a hug
All the while she teases you
Maru
She wasn't even caught off guard
She just smiles at you, the tiniest hint of a blush on her face
Maru laughs to herself as she pulls you into a hug
Leah
She was not expecting it at all
Leah's entire face goes red as she stares forward, too embarrassed to look you in the eyes
When she finally does, she can barely maintain eye contact
After a moment, she places a kiss on your cheek before looking away again
Sam
Sam tries to play it cool
But there's still a blush on his face as he rubs the back of his neck nervously
He makes a comment about how you missed, pointing to his lips with a smirk on his face
Alex
He also tries to play it cool
But it's easy to tell that he's embarrassed and caught off guard
He laughs after a moment before kissing you back
Elliot
He looks calm, and he is
He looks over at you, a loving smile on his face
Elliot places a hand on your head, ruffling your hair in an affectionate manner
He then places a kiss on your forehead, telling you how cute you are
Penny
Her whole face is red
She can't look you in the eye as she processes what just happened
After a moment, Penny smiles, placing a kiss on your cheek
Haley
A smile immediately appears on her face
Haley looks over at you, a slight blush on her cheeks
She teases you a bit, placing a kiss on your cheek to see you blush as well
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stardew-traveler-peep · 5 months
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Elliott Cosplays as One Man... Who Should He Be?
FUGIMOTO VS HOWL (poll at the end)
On the defence for Fugimoto:
Dude. The red hair? wig not needed, he just lets those locks GO and he's good!
this freak married the sea. and honestly with how beautiful Elliott describes her in game, I could TOTALLY sea it
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If Elliott cosplays as Fugimoto, then the farmer gets to cosplay as THE SEA. lemme tell you, she GORG
Constantly in a mental break tbh the sea is the only thing keepin him sane
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on the defence of Howl:
I SWOON FOR HIM THE WAY I DO ELLIOTT
Howl and Elliott?? they are t h e same type of dramatic
Elliott sounds like christian bale to me and so does Howl.
Howl has gone ginger. though its true it was during a mental break
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THE WINNER WILL BE DRAWN INTO ELLIOTT'S PORTRAIT
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Do you think the bachelorettes have breeding kinks? Which one really wants the farmer to fill her up?
I have a free moment and a breeding kink so here we are 😌 I gotta write about the bachelorettes more cause I love them I just never feel like I do them justice honestly, all of these are so short I'm so sorry lol
Content warnings: breeding kink obviously, Dom sub dynamics, gender neutral reader, minors please I'm begging you don't read this but if you do that's not on me, mentions of toys and lube uhhhhh Leah brainrot because 💙
Hailey:
Definitely has a breeding kink but not in the typical sense, she wants to be the one to fill her partner up since she doesn't like the idea of being pregnant herself
Definitely enjoys being creampied but she's on birth control for a reason
Has an Array of strapons that can 'cum' with bottles of the seamon looking lube
Emily:
Honestly I don't particularly see her having a breeding kink, maybe like a slight one
Like she'll fantasize about it but I don't see her actually acting on it too much
Not opposed to being bred it's just not her personal kink, but she's more than happy to oblige her partner
Abigail:
Absolutely a slut for breeding and not afraid to admit it
She's a switch through and through so she'll go either way, being filled up by her partner or filling up her partner
Either way someone's hole is getting filled and she couldn't be more content
Penny:
Most definitely has a breeding kink but is absolutely embarrassed to admit it
As such her partner would have to be the one to bring it up, she will be flustered but most definitely agree enthusiastically
However she needs to be like married to actually act on it since the goal is to be bred
Maru:
I could see her having a slight breeding kink, not that she particularly wants kids until she's like 28 but she loves the risk
Absolutely gets lost in thought about being bred multiple times a day when y'all are married though
She'll go multiple rounds too at that point, it's definitely a kink that grows on her the more in depth your relationship is
Leah:
Reverse breeding kink much like Hailey, i see Leah as a top most definitely no matter her partners gender
Dreams about filling her partner up multiple times a day, there's a certain look she gives you when she wants to fill you that let's you know your in for a long night
Makes you beg for it too or she won't let you cum
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can we call this ship prettypunk
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jlushie · 1 year
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Stardew Valley Masterlist!
Hello everyone! A lovely Anon asked me to make a masterlist, so that's the plan! I've never made one before, so please excuse if it's a bit messy! ^^;
I'll try my best to update it when possible! Enjoy!
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Various Love Interests: - When You're Sick {Elliott, Shane, Sebastian, Sam, Harvey, Alex} - General Fluff Headcanons {Elliott, Shane, Sebastian, Sam, Harvey, Alex} - What Their Family Thinks of You {Sam, Shane, Abigail, Emily, Penny, Sebastian, Alex} - Giving Them a Bouquet {Alex, Elliott, Shane, Sebastian} - "Would You Still Love me if I Turned into a Frog?" {Abigail, Sebastian, Sam}
Sebastian: - General Headcanons - Farmer Who Tries to Get Sebastian out of His Shell
Sam: - General Headcanons - Childhood Friends to Lovers Trope
Shane:
Harvey: - General Headcanons
Elliott: - General Headcanons
Alex:
Abigail:
Penny: - Fluffy Headcanons With a Female! Farmer
Maru:
Emily:
Haley: - General Headcanons
Leah:
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stardew-requests · 7 months
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could you do some bachelor and/or bachelorettes with an insecure female farmer? if not thats totally cool!
Here are some hcs for the bachelorettes!
Abigail: Abigail's no stranger to feeling insecure. She'll try to hide it, she really will, but she can't help but ask "Do you still love me?" every other night. The farmer will just chuckle and reply "Of course I do. Do you still love me?". To which Abigail would respond with a kiss and say "Duh". It's nice knowing that you're on the same page with her and knowing that insecurities are never an obstacle between you. If anything, it brings you closer together.
Emily: She isn't especially vocal with her feelings; she prefers to let actions speak for themselves. But when your love language is words of affirmation, it's easy to get in your head. Emily is very intuitive and knows when you're feeling insecure, and she steps right up to shower you in love and attention without you even having to say anything. For her, it's easy to forget that actions don't always speak louder than words, but she's always more than willing to give you the reassurance you need. Because you deserve to hear it.
Haley: She used to eat insecure people for breakfast. She's never been one to be insecure... Until you. Wondering if she even deserved you, worried you secretly resent her for how rude she'd been when you first met. So when you're feeling insecure, she's baffled by it. How could you feel insecure when you're so amazing? But you tell her how you feel and she listens intently, and then she understands. Because she feels the same way at times. She tells you that you never have anything to worry about, that she adores you above anything else, and that you're always welcome to talk to her about it, so long as she can do the same.
Leah: Leah does a really good job at expressing her feelings for you, but sometimes you feel insecure anyway. And that's okay! Because she takes it as a queue to go all out for you! Maybe paint you something special or plan a sweet date together. She sees it as a challenge, and you know what? She always wins. 
Maru: While romantic in her own right, Maru can be a little out of touch. When she gets caught up in her work, she tends to disconnect from everything else. She certainly doesn't mean to. But when she gets distant, it's easy to feel insecure. The best thing to do is just go up to her and say "I need more attention, I've been feeling insecure". Bluntness is key. Immediately she'll snap out of it and being to apologize. She didn't mean to make you feel that way! She wants to do everything she can to make you feel loved!
Penny: For every time you've felt insecure, trust me, Penny's felt that tenfold. She doesn't like show it, but she often worries that you've changed your mind about her or that you're losing feelings for her. While she's determined to keep it inside, it can be coaxed out of her if you start the conversation. If you tell her about your insecurities, she'll eventually tear up and begin to pour out her worries to you. By the end, you both were able to bring up your insecurities and have the other reassure you with softness and love.
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stupidcvpid · 9 months
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Stardew Valley Bachelorettes x touch starved GN!reader
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+ their favorite place to touch you
Content warning: physical touch, fluff, slight smut(both implied and written), kissing, swearing, scar/scaring (from farm work), anxiety
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Abigail-
She loves to touch your face, specially your cheeks.
I can see her being the fourth touchiest out of all the bachelorettes
She’s not much for PDA but when it’s just the two of you, it’s impossible for her to get her hands off of ya
One day you two of you were chilling at her place playing video games, you guys have defeated the final boss!
In a celebratory gesture she cups your cheeks and gives you a big kiss on the face
You become a blushing and stuttering mess..
Explaining that no one’s ever done that for you before.. let’s just say that she had given you kisses everywhere
She’ll give you cheek kisses for days after that
I can imagine her wanting to do that one trend with you where she’ll put her hands out and see if you rest your head on them
She thinks it’s the cutest thing ever
If you guys live together, she’ll just stop whatever she’s doing to run over and give you a kiss on the cheek, then scurry back into the other room.
She’s obsessed with you face, in the sweetest way possible.
She just adores when you blush at her and gaze into her eyes. Melting in her own palms.
Emily-
She absolutely adores every part of you, but you’ll always catch her rubbing your back.
I can see her being the second touchiest out of the bachelorettes.
She’s all about expressing herself with her body and fluidity, so she’ll definitely be very touchy with you.
She figures out that you haven’t had psychical touch like this ever since you’ve moved out from your parents.
This causes her to give you morning back rubs and light kisses on the forehead.
Making it a daily routine.
You might even catch her grab your ass from time to time,, sorry not sorry-
If you two are just laying down, her favorite position is bear hug you and scratch your back.
You two could be having the busiest day ever, and she’ll still remember to give you back rubs
She might also have a thing for hearing heartbeats.
When hugging you from behind, she can feel your heart pounding.
It just reminds her how much she loves and adores you
Even if you have scars or acne, that doesn’t stop her. She’ll follow every line and curve till you’re comfortable.
Haley-
I can definitely see her as a waist type of person
Definitely gentle hugs from behind
I feel like when you two first start dating, she’ll try playing music and make you dance along with her.
She’ll also try and put makeup on you.
No matter your insecurities, she only finds beauty and another reason to love you.
If she’s sitting down, she’ll ask you to sit on her lap. Vise versa. Then it’ll give her a chance to slither her arms around your waist and hold you down as she attacks you with kisses. (She’ll do the same thing if she’s the one on your lap)
It’s always if you’re in the kitchen too, after cooling down from being in the sun all day. She’ll just walk up behind you and kiss your neck.
Even whisper sweet nothings into your ear.
She just adores how your waist is shaped.
She loves every part of you.
No matter what, she always feels comfortable with you in her arms (vise versa)
She’ll even give you kisses down there if you let her.
Bonus points if you have a muffin top or love handles <3
Leah-
She’s definitely a thigh/leg type of person.
I can see her being the third touchiest out of all the bachelorettes.
I mean she works with art all day, so she likes to get hands on with most things in her life ;)
If the two of you are sitting down then she’ll definitely want to place a hand on your thigh or knee and rub it.
If she’s feeling playful then she might go deeper or even grab it a bit.
Kinda giving “my passenger princess” vibes but without the car and instead it’s just the two of you watching tv on the couch.
She absolutely loves it when you indulge into her hobbies with her. She’ll take that chance to get even more handsy with you.
She’s not the type of person to hold your leg down when you’re anxious.
She’ll gently squeeze it and then go off to find something to help you.
Like making your favorite drink.
She want you to know that you’re loved and appreciated.
Even when the world feels like it’s against you.
She may be a dreamer, but she still manages to ground you.
Maru-
Sounds basic but she loves to touch your hands, even if it’s just intertwining pinkies.
I feel like she’s the least touchiest out of all the bachelorettes, but that’s mainly because she gets so focused on her work that you won’t see her that much during the day.
Even then, you’re not entirely used to the touch. She’s noticed that and tried taking baby steps with you.
Starting by holding your hand at the dinner table.
Then on the porch as you two look out on the field.
You both try to make it work though, and trust me, you guys do just fine.
The two of you could be sitting down after a hard day of work and all you guys need is a couch, your favorite drinks, and each others company.
I can imagine the two of you looking like Carl and Ellie from Up, a book in one hand, your partners hand in the other.
You two could be stargazing while cuddling and she’d take your hands and start fidgeting with them.
She’ll take them and kiss your knuckles snd the inside of your palms.
Telling you that you could be more careful with your hands when on the farm.
Making sure to kiss every scar as well.
Penny-
She loves touching your arms.
The two of you started daily morning walks when you became official. As you both were more comfortable with the other, the touchier she got.
I feel like she’s the touchiest out of all the bachelorettes.
She had took your arm into hers and squeezed it tight.
This scared you at first, unsure of what she was doing, but you loved it shortly after.
“Are you okay, honey?” a concerned look forms onto her face.
You explain why you reached the way that you did and reassure her that you love the contact.
After that, you could find her all over you. In the sweetest way possible.
Almost like a cat and how they’d rub their cheeks all over you to mark their territory. (Take that as you will LMAO)
She loves massaging your arms as well.
It feels especially night because after the farm work is done, you’ll be really sore.
She absolutely loved it when you wrap your arms around her and give her kisses.
She thinks your arm are the perfect shape and size. She can feel the love with every touch.
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pet names each bachelorette would use for the farmer
dont know what possessed me to do this but here we are. ft. my headcanon that haley and emily have some italian in them
Maru:
boo, blossom, lovebug. hypothesis put into practice.
Haley:
doll, prince/ess, dolce. learned techniques.
Emily:
honeybun, bambin(o/a), sunshine. 'cringe' doesn't exist with her.
Abigail:
dearest zucchini, beloved wicker basket, sweet old sock. strange combinations nonetheless affectionate.
Leah:
darling, dear, love. simple words steeped in meaning.
Penny:
sweeting, lovely, sugarplum. sweetness dipped in sugar.
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babiebom · 2 months
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Hey! I’ve been into SDV for a while know and I found your profile and it’s absolutely amazing! Your headcanons are so accurate and your writing is so smooth! I love it all! I saw that you take requests, so could you do headcanons for Stardew Valley Bachelors and Bachelorettes reactions when they find out that the farmer has a prosthetic leg?
(Love your work💗💗)
A/N: thank you for enjoying my work!! I try my best to write everyone in a way that I think is accurate so it feels good when people say that they think it is. Again if anything is offensive or wrong let me know!!!
Tw: some cursing, maybe some mean things/judgement/ableism because let’s face it not everyone is nice, a person without a prosthetic writing about it. let me know if anything else should be tagged!
Bc: at least 5 for each!! Some are shorter than others!
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Sebastian
I feel like Sebastian would try to act normal about it but would be like….
Hmm okay
I don’t think he would react outwardly
He would try to keep things inside
And I don’t think he’s ableist
But he would be like
OMGOMGOMGOMG in his mind
He wouldn’t ask questions either
He’d just act like everything is fine when in reality he’s now panicking like……..
Is he supposed to act different? He doesn’t think so? Is that rude?
Is terrified of losing you and doesn’t want to mess anything up.
When he does ask about it tries to do it in the most non offending way possible.
Because he is curious about it
I don’t think anyone else in the valley has prosthetics
So he does want to know everything
He’s really nosy tbh
But acts all emo and as if he isn’t and that he doesn’t care
If you wanna ever talk about it I think you would have to bring it up first
Sam
OH COOL ya know *insert some random thing*
He wouldn’t be all “omg I didn’t know I’m so sorry” about it
I think he’s similar to Emily in this
In that it doesn’t really change his view of you
Would probably say offensive things though
Like on accident and because his mind is coming up with dumb questions and he has no impulse control when it comes to his mouth
Would ask if you could be like a pirate
Or ask if it means you can skateboard better than him
Would probably give you a kinda offensive nickname
But again hes doesn’t mean to be stupid about it
DOES change his tune if you don’t like it
Would never want to continue doing something that you actively dislike
Does ask every question that is on his mind
I feel like rather than the others he’s much more comfy with you
So doesn’t hesitate to ask about anything he lacks knowledge on
Shane
Depending on where you are in your relationship he has different moods
Like if he hasn’t opened up and is still depressed and an alcoholic he would be VERY pessimistic about it
Would probably get your spirits down
Would also probably say VERY offensive things in his melancholy state
Would say sorry only after you say that he’s being rude about it
If it’s after he gets help no matter if you’re dating or not he’s still like…
Oof
About it
Y’know? But he wouldn’t be an asshole either he’d just be like
Are you okay? About it if it makes sense?
Like it’s not an omg are you okay it’s more of a how are you feeling about it way
Like no matter if you’ve had the prosthetic forever or got it more recently his question is the same
How do you feel about it?
Does really care about your thoughts
I do think with him you’d have more deeper conversations than with anyone else other than maybe Harvey
Alex
While I don’t think he’s very judgmental on purpose
He probably would say some rude things
Or react in a rude way
Maybe thoughtless is the right word?
Like he isn’t going to be mean or anything
But he will say something like “oh like a pirate or something!”
And you’d be like “??????sure I guess….?”
Would want to swing your prosthetic leg around for shits and giggles
Understands that it’s expensive to get proper prosthetics but it’s in the back of his mind
Wouldn’t really treat you any differently unless it’s something that he thinks could hurt you
Even if you can do it alone
He’s like “NONO let me do it!!”
I don’t know what type of person you are but I know that’s either a relief so you only have to do easy things or it’s annoying because you’re perfectly able to do things on your own.
Is always impressed that you can do your farming duties.
Like it’s sorta ableist?
Like he’s a little confused but he has the spirit type of thing
Harvey
His first thought would be
Damn how good is your insurance
Or if you had to pay out of pocket for it
Is a doctor after all
I think he’d be curious in a doctor way
Because again I don’t think anyone else in the valley has a prosthetic (Sadge bc diversity is cool)
So he hasn’t really seen them that often
Would probably be very intrusive if you two are close
Would also back off if you weren’t okay with it
Does however become very….worried? About you
I don’t think worried is the right word
But would remind you to take breaks more often than he would a farmer without one (and even then it’s pretty often)
Like a mother kinda
Is kinda ableist but doesn’t realize because he thinks it’s just his doctor side
Again will stop if you want him to
Would absolutely have some interesting facts about prosthetics
Elliott
Would try to be poetic about it
And it’s either very cringy or cute based on hope you think of him
Would probably try to write a book or story or poem or something about a character with a prosthetic
Does get a lot of things wrong with the facts but tries
Because you are his muse
And his characters reflect you even if he won’t admit is until you’re closer enough
Might change something’s up about it though so it’s not exactly you
Just in case you hate it so he could be like “nononono this character has a DIFFERENT prosthetic hehe”
I do think he’s ableist but again like the others not in a judgemental kind of way just…..uninformed
Will listen if you try to teach him
Will also fight anyone who has anything to say about it
Haley
Depending on where you are in your relationship makes her reaction different
Like before she opens up I think she’d have a mean girl type of reaction
Like she’d make a face and everything and ask rude questions.
Like it would genuinely either make you mad or make you feel bad
She’d be like “WHAT THE HELL??”
And you’d be like “tf???? Are you okay?”
She’s ask VERY personal questions
Partly because she’s curious and partly because she has to make fun of you by being a bitch
But if you’re closer when she finds out she’s just like…
Taken aback and like oof but that’s the extent to it
I think if you’re closer she’d be too scared to ask any questions because while she gives no fucks she likes you
Whether it be in a romantic or platonic way
And she doesn’t want to push you away or anything
So she won’t really comment on it other than being like “oh….okay….”
Will fight anyone who says something about it though
Like even if they’re asking a valid question or something she’s like “ABSOLUTELY NOT”
Emily
Doesn’t react at all other than being like oh cool!
Honestly I don’t think she would think anything different of you, or even think that anything has changed now that she knows
Like you have always been the person that she knows and your limbs being different doesn’t mean anything because why would it?
Does make you cute accessories for it if you allow it though
Makes covers, will bedazzle it, literally whatever you want.
I think out of all of the bachelors and bachelorettes she would be the one to make it the least weird.
Like the others would either ask really insensitive questions or act weird about it
She’s like <3 yeah okay anyways do you wanna see this dance I’ve been practicing?
Like sorry I don’t have many headcanons for her she’s just….normal when it comes to things that other people would deem weird(not to be ableist I hope you know what I mean by this bc people are asses)
Penny
VERY ABLEIST
But again not in a judgy way
She just….
She means well but it’s kinda annoying if you don’t want help
Just like how she shoves George’s wheelchair out of the way at the mailbox to help him
It’s like first you should ASK if someone wants help
And second helping isn’t always what you think it is
Would help you without asking if you want it
Acts like she just is so much stronger or whatever
Is VERY embarrassed after you talk to her about it
Might try to argue back that she was just helping
But ultimately realizes that she was kinda overstepping
Just wants to make things easier for you
Abigail
Would think it’s cool
Asks dumb questions like if it gives you an advantage over anything that others wouldn’t think about
Forgets about it half the time tbh
Like it doesn’t matter to her
And thankfully she has make herself her own person outside of Pierre’s beliefs bc child her would’ve been mean
But she does think it’s cool and like the others has a million different questions
Asks them nonstop
Also like Alex asks if she can use it as a weapon
Sometimes offensive but not often I don’t think
Would probably say some bullshit like you’re part robot or something
Again depending on how you feel she either keeps up this joke with you.
Or lets it die out
Cooler than most about it
Leah
I think she’s one of the ones that doesn’t react
Because she’s lived in the city
I think she has come across a couple people with different kinds of prosthetics
So she isn’t like the others with a million questions or anything
It’s much more normalized for her that she doesn’t really comment or question it
Will ask if she could create one for you out of wood just to see if she can
Also one of the ones that would knock a bitch out for coming at you in a rude way
Would probably have a “yeah and?” Reaction if you wanted her to actually react
Like it doesn’t change anything at all for her.
Maru
Would be stoked
But in a science type of way
Would also wanna see if she could make you a new one
Unlike Leah though Maru would probably be a bit offensive
Mostly because I don’t think she understands social norms or anything
So she would ask things that would be unamusing and uncomfortable for you because she really just….
Doesn’t understand that there’s things that you shouldn’t say or do
Is overwhelmingly positive though
Like tries VERY hard to get you to understand that nothing has changed for her
Is a little annoying about it but just really wants you to know that she likes or loves you no matter what
Would probably have some interesting facts about prosthetics as well
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Hii, can you do the bachelor/ettes’ reaction to the farmer confessing to them? If you think that’s too long, you can do just Shane :)
Bachelor(ette)s' Reactions to a Bouquet
Ohh, this is such a fun idea. I'd love to do it, anon!
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Bachelors:
Sam
Drops whatever he's holding. His guitar probably lands right on his toes and now the poor man is even more disoriented. He's flustered as hell and has no idea what to say, so he just sort of... Takes it? There's this awkward moment of silence until he just goes "OH" and gives you a big hug. Goes insane and starts rambling about all the fun things you can do together.
Elliott
Long drawn-out silence. The farmer is just standing in that insulation-less cabin with this bouquet dying in their hands for a full two minutes. Unlike Sam, he's sure not to injure himself and accepts it with a smile. Proceeds to go on a long tangent about your future and how great he'll be. Next thing you know he's gotten out every goddamn unsent love letter he wrote you and is reading them all.
Sebastian
Only speaks in 'um's or 'uh's. He's bright red. I mean red like that one Hot Wheels car you found under your bed you didn't know you had. If he were a cartoon, he'd have steam coming out his ears and start making a kettle noise. He's frozen in shock for the next hour and barely moves his facial expression for the rest of the day. It's only until the next day that he realises what happened. Comes to you as you exit the mines all nervous and asks if it was legit. When you say it is man gets all giddy like some toddler that got given their first piece of chocolate.
Harvey
Passes out. There's nothing more I can say. He sees the flowers and drops dead. Maru walks into the clinic two seconds after and starts screaming crying thinking he's gone into cardiac arrest when the guy just saw a pretty person show them a daisy. Wakes up the next day and it takes him five hours until he realises what happened the previous day. He goes to your house and formally accepts it (and apologises for the mess he made).
Shane
He trips over his own feet. His only reaction is "What." Very confused. Sure, when he becomes dateable in the game, he's gotten a lot better, but still! Him? It's a very awkward moment. He kinda just hesitantly grabs the bouquet and invites you to hang at the saloon with him. You watch as he downs three drinks in two minutes.
Alex
That 'confidence' is no more. He was not (but also totally was) expecting it. Pulls you into a tight hug and spins you around and happy and laughing. You spend the night at his house and announce the news to Evelyn and George over dessert.
Bachelorettes:
Penny
She needs to grab onto something to keep herself up. She's very quiet when accepting it, but you can see she's smiling a lot. You guys just stand around for a while enjoying the moment before she asks if you're serious. When you say you are she (with permission) gives you a little peck on the cheek.
Leah
She cheers and gives you a big hug, getting paint all over your clothes. Asks you a ton of questions. When did you first know? How long were you planning on doing this? What do you like about her? So much time just getting you flustered.
Abigail
"Brooooo." Sort of person. Wraps its arm around your waist and gives you a little wink. She goes on a little rant about how she was planning on confessing to you and how funny it was you decided to do the same. Gives you a little kiss before you guys sit down to play some video games.
Maru
Maru runs up to you and gives you a big hug. She tells you how nervous she was to confess and is just so happy you feel the same way. She shows you a secret diary she has and how it's full of her gushing over you.
Emily
Accepts it with the biggest smile you've ever seen. Does a little happy dance and puts the flowers in a hand-painted vase she made. Shows you some matching outfits she made for the two of you afterwards.
Haley
Happy, but a little annoyed. I HC she's really into floriography, so she's spent months planning the perfect bouquet and message to send to you. Either way, she loves it!
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