#above 5'5"

[s0fti3w1tch]

Me, quietly shrinking Rise Leo inch by inch in my AU(s)

#regular buwan blog #5'5? get 5'3 #above 6'0 in the future? no #youre 5'11 now #if i cant be tall neither can my faves #/pos

[thegreatyin]

decided to draw a proper fullbody of reguel's true (angel) form, height accuracy included, and they're. they're uh. they're. they.

could you take them

#don't worry about the little guy they're like a really scuffed and lame y/n character because i didnt wanna doodle a grey blob #the little guy for reference is 5'5 #yin art #above #eyes cw #cw eyes #body horror cw #ask to tag #imagine meeting the almighty authority of angels that has ruled over The Above for millions of years #and they're just a traumatized lonely barbie they/them girl in a barbie world and also a gigantic fucking Freak. how do you handle that. #how do you handle Them #im not sure anyone besides a very specific collection of angels and perhaps up to three demons could

[moviemuncherao3]

About me:

Thank you for the tag @whimsical-roasting !

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag fifteen (15) other bloggers to do it too!

appearance:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

hobbies + talents:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetics:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

miscellaneous:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

no pressure tags (I haven't done 15 sorry): @cptjh-arts @vividverdana @destinationtoast @elizabear @dzgrizzle @androidtrashfire @sweeteatercat

#my eyes are grey #5'6 so barely above 5'5 #i wear make up sometimes though #Also I only slept under the stars cos I'm british and we routinely pass out drunk outside with friends before the age of 18 so #I would like to do it in better cirumstances though #I have 2 dogs so almost #I think I can survive in the wild based on how much I've read and how much I was obsessed with the outdoors growing up #I can read and write in French and understand spoken French #I struggle to say it though #my accent is very thick and makes the words sound clumsy #and I can read in Irish but I'm still learning

[apollotronica]

does any artist really follow canon heights . seriously

#☆ apollo singing #i love ignoring anytime a character i am is above 5'5 . youre getting shrunk lil buddy

[disembodied-narration]

A closer view of my attempt at a Narrator design

#the mun doodles #the narrator #the stanley parable #he's full of space and other stuff??? #no eyes because he can see from everywhere #his mic floats #also he's only 5'5 #but he doesn't know stanley is taller than him #because he's always looking down at him from above the ceiling

[modanon]

Oh boy my cringe fail fantroll from like 5 years ago for a defunct fan comic I was making with a group that never went anywhere past trolls.

What a perfectly normal guy I don't have to draw in any other way.

Your name is ARETIS MEGIDO and you are an EXPERT CODER and HEAVY MACHINERY REPAIRTROLL.

You are on the UPPER END of your EIGHTH SWEEP which means that you are being set up to be the FIRST of your TENUOUS AT BEST ACQUAINTANCE GROUP to be CONSCRIPTED.

This would actually be GREAT FOR YOU in regards to getting OFF BEFORUS where you will be worlds more likely to actually be allowed to work with CODE and CIRCUITS. Because Condesce forbid you want to pursue a field even just two castes above your station you uppity rusty. You want your whole neighborhood drone struck?

So you keep your more inventive pursuits to yourself. All kinds of scrap materials from your job no one notices you taking.

Yes, you would have no problems EXCEPT being the RESIDENT IT TROLL of your group has brought YOUR ONE ACTUAL FRIEND to your DMs begging you to FIX A GAME for him and ALSO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLAY IT WITH EVERYONE BEFORE YOU GET CONSCRIPTED PLEASE?!?! <:33

And who are you to say no to the one troll you can actually stand who is also the only thread keeping you attached to your TENUOUS AT BEST ACQUAINTANCE GROUP who you are still DESPERATELY HANGING ONTO because you will have ZERO FRIENDS otherwise?

#homestuck #fantroll #fan descendant #ig? #man who smells so bad all the time because he consistently smells vaguely burnt #man who half the player base had no idea was playing until the third pr fourth meeting when he's finally dragged out of wherever #half asleep rust blood whos like 5'5 and built like a brick shithouse who smells like burnt hair shuffles up to a meeting #adds nothing gets asked who he is refuses to elaborate and leaves and this is the last time most of you see him until he gets the tiger #the one thing is that you all can tell him that ANYTHING computer relates is broken and he can fix it no questions asked #unrelated to the above rambling but ALL of the Beforan descendants except Porrims (bc all jade bloods afab) were genderbent for reasons #and i don't remember why but yeah Damara's grumpy engineering son in the loosest sense of son #I pulled his name from Arietis the group designation for stars that make up Aries (name pronounced Air-eh-tis) #fancy tier #fancy dreamer #man who accidentally grabs a soldering iron and just drops it and says ow 0_0

[eights-world]

only sending this cause i finally know my height (its 5'1 lmao) - your funky little mutual

mmmmmm,, youre safe

for now

#any mf above that 5'5 mark needs to die #soo sorry i dont make the rules #i just follow em #/j #eights asks

[supercantaloupe]

for an obviously modern building this theater has some of the narrowest rows imaginable

#sasha speaks #girl i'm not even tall and my legs are cramped in here #gd help you if you're above 5'5 #also don't give me grief for posting during the performance there's a 5 minute paise between acts i and ii

[discoidal]

FOUR FOOT ELEVEN? tiny. tiny baby mutual height etc etc

actually i lied im closer to four foot ten and a half😔😔😔 BUT! my SPIRIT! taller than a mango tree im telling you

#how tall are u rina.. ur prob above 5'5 smh ! can a woman truly love a short king #zoe's mailbox #im almost 18 and im still this height. no justice

[thaliagrayce]

i just want to remind yall that thalia grace is 5'2", 5'3" tops. no this isn't in the books, i just know it

#mj talks #i saw a chart of fanon heights and hazel was the only short queen on it #the single girl below the u.s. national average #i get it. i understand the urge to make all our impressive and intimidating and athletic girls tall #but. consider. she's tiny and this does not make her even slightly less scary #anyway. anytime i mention thalia in any of my posts you're legally obligated to imagine her short #statistically speaking not every girl in the series is going to be above 5'5"!! let some of them be short!! #anyway shoutout to hazel for consistently being short in like. every depiction #is that canon? if so shoutout to hazel for being the most relatable character in canon #let's start a short girls club. thalia is invited as long as i'm writing her #pjo #hoo #she's a rebel

[korithegreat]

Can't believe it took me this long to realize that i'm the real life equivalent of that one fictional friend group member who's comically smaller than their friends, gets lightheartedly joked about by said tall friends and/or the fandom, and may or may not get an inspirational bit in an episode or two about how small things can be just as valuable as big ones

#for reference i'm 4'8 #most of my friends are like 5'5 or taller #a couple of them are above 6'0 #and i'm like #sure you can reach tall shelves or whatever #but can you do THIS? #*effortlessly dodges low branches stray flying objects etc because they usually go clean over my head*

[pcbblebrain]

the way purpled’s graduation was in purple woah so true of the school to do that for him 🌟

#also being the only one above 5'5'' + being 4th in his class + top of his school’s tennis team was such a big W for him honestly #vnv lb

[magdaclaire]

the height post is going around again and i just wanna say to any of my tall dyke mutuals hi for the love of god hello <3

#tall girl i love u bleh #mer rambles #if you're above 5'9 this post is for you #i'm 5'5 and being at all taller than me as a woman is :eyes: #respectfully i am looking

[daisy-has-too-many-wives]

guys if ur a moot please rb with ur height i need it

[gretchenwrites]

my favorite thing to blatantly ignore about hypmic canon is heights and weights

#my second favorite thing to ignore is the fact that they rap battle #ramblings #the worst thing the anime ever did was give doppo pecs put that chub back on that man or so help me #also i ADAMANTLY refuse to believe samatoki is anywhere above 5'5 #he has such short king energy #i write fics and i'm like 'i will pepper in my little headcanons that blatantly disregard what these characters look like supposedly'

[cryptidcorners]

HEY! could we get a cute oneshot abt mike and reader being his gf and being taller than him 😭😭 i think it’d be so silly and cute and funny

Mike Schmidt x F!Reader - Short Problems

Description: Just a sweet one-shot with Mike's girlfriend being taller than him . Requested by anon .

Media: FNaF!Movie

Character: Mike Schmidt

Tags: Girlfriend!Reader + Reader is written to be above 5'5, Fluff, Height Differences, Established Relationship, Slice of Life, One-Shot, Flustered/Shy!Mike bits, Sweet Talk, Cute Stuff.

No Warnings.

Check out my INTRO before reading, thank you.

Mike's hand was extending so far, he swore he could touch the stars if he could. Yet, his fingertips were scraping against the rim of his fridge, exclaiming quietly in frustration. He swore a couple times after he rocked up and down on his toes, struggling more each and every time. He had tossed an old box of cereal far against the roof of his freezer a couple of days ago due to the pure exhaustion of his draining work life. His eyes were too droopy to clean so he had abandoned his traditional skills and fell into a circle of just throwing things out of sight.

"Shit." Mike sucked his teeth, "Come on." he grunted. He was getting nowhere, and it was itching him the more he stirred. Even if he gave up, he'd still think about it. Mike couldn't believe he was trying so hard to get a partially empty box that was probably webbed with dust.

"Hey, Mike. Have you seen the-" you were walking into the living room, eyes fixed on your hands as they stuffed a few bent documents into your already crammed purse. You looked up, stopping in your tracks as you saw your boyfriend lightly hopping to reach something. "-what are you doing?" You felt bad for laughing, but it was almost cartoonish. Mike's head swung around in embarrassment, "I'm trying to get some cereal, but it's fine. I'll get it, it's just . . . really," he grunted. "back there."

Your gaze flew up, "Michael, it's not that far up." you giggled. It wasn't even that far from the edge. Mike released a tempered exhale and strolled away from the fridge door. "Well, why don't you try." He challenged. Though, you could tell he knew you were right judging by his face shying away.

You flashed a smug smurk before reaching your hand up slowly, drinking up Mike's face before snatching the box and shaking it with a light snicker. "Here you go, baby."

He was trying to look unimpressed, "It's your heels,"

You peppered his face with kisses as his face softened and loosened from mock denial, as Michael mumbled some protests, he started giggling once you reached his neck. You always knew he grew soft when you went there, "Okay, okay!" Michael exhaled. "Thank you. Come on--pfft! Thank you!"

You reeled your face back and pressed the box against his chest with a loving expression, "If you ever need me to reach things for you, just ask, okay? You know I love helping you."

"Well, you know I love not bothering you." Mike titled his head. So, you threatened him with another peck to his cheek, making him recoil playfully. "Kidding, kidding."

“I’m just joking,” your eyes veered to the clock. “I really gotta go, I’ll pick Abby up after work, kay?”

“You really don’t need to,” Mike sighed. “I can.” You pushed away his reply gently, “Just focus on work. It’ll be fine.”

Mike nodded and let you slip out of his tight grip and out the door. Just before you left, he grabbed your shoulder. “Look, by the way, it really was the heels.” Mike told you after kissing you again. He really was hooked on you. You smirked, “If you ever need to feel tall, you can borrow.” and you ruffled his hair before getting ready to work with the biggest smile on your face.

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