#absolute clown

[lamothla-art]

Dance, fucker, dance

#absolute clown #ghirahim #legend of zelda #loz #skyward sword

[nozomi-mats]

I already have an Insta, Twitter, Tumblr, Cara, DA, Ko-Fi, and I just signed up for Threads, and am waiting on Bluesky to come out of being invite only. Being dependent on social media to advertise your work is hell in this day and age.

#maybe I should just make a mailing list and leave it at that #why tf did Elon have to fuck up Twitter THAT MUCH #absolute clown #txt post

[derry-rain]

one of these years i'm going to figure out how to sleep through the entirety of fucking october.

#eta: this sounded worrying #i'm absolutely fine #it's a bad anniversary month on a big date (20 years) #so my head is sort of in many places #but to reiterate #i am absolutely fine #i'm just cranky and posting about it #also my cat just managed to put his tail in a bowl of noodles because he's an idiot #so my mood is looking up already #absolute clown

[gracegrove]

imagine not having a mirror though...

#tw fandom critical #tw fandom wank #absolute clown

[zenatness]

yo for the record i think your flag design was cool af and bought a shirt. sorry everyone is stupid

Thank you, I hope it arrives in a timely fashion and fits perfectly <3 Don't worry, the vast, VAST majority have been super cool and excited about the illustration. It's just like... five terfs who can't get over the notion that solidarity is important for the entire queer community (and the post is at 10k right now, so...) Their arguments have also been comically dumb. No hurt feelings on my end, just eye rolling.

#anon answered #I also knew that odds were high that it would attract upset terfs before I even posted it #so it didn't surprise me when the first one turned up #one basically said it seemed homophobic to be inclusive in your pride :) #absolute clown #I honestly don't believe any of them are actually part of our community #most likely they are cis het and white pretending to be something else to get clout #when they try to divide and conquer #it's honestly sad to see them try to argue on a post about queer solidarity like that #it must be an empty meaningless life

[murasaki-cha]

Can't believe this total moron thought Ciella would show him the only recording she had

#absolute clown #여주가 내 약혼자와 바람났다 #The Heroine Had an Affair With My Fiancé #manhwa #manhwa recommendation

[sad-weiying]

Mo Ran: i hate this person so fucking much im going to fuck them with every animalistic bit of my desires on max

Also Mo Ran: conditioned himself to get hard at this person’s scent

#ABSOLUTE CLOWN #U PLAYED YOURSELF #keep doin that its funny #LMAO #bella reads 2ha #listen hes not fooling anyone with his ‘i actually hate him tho’ after a paragraph long poetic description of chu wannings beauty

[zot3-flopped]

Niall: Met Gala? Never been invited. Of course I would like to go but I never got the invite.

#beggar man niall #🤣🤣🤣🤣 #absolute clown

[isawken]

some of my favorite paintings of all time are the dozens of self portraits this one dude in the early 1900s made of himself in clown paint. like, there's so many. and they're all bangers

this isn't even 25% of them. check out armand henrion for more. yes this is all he ever painted hope you like it

#absolute legend tbh #kenposting #clownposting #clown #clowns #1k #5k #10k

[hungry-4-both]

This dude is UNBELIEVABLE!

🙄🤔

#definitely sue her #absolute clown

[verahella]

“i can’t believe i walked in on my wife and my best friends doing such an unspeakable act.”

you and the two boys hugging your sides look up, raising a brow at a pouting gojo leaning against the doorframe, “i doubt cuddling is considered unspeakable, satoru.”

“it is if you’re doing it without me.”

he plops down onto the bed, earning a screech from your toddler when he pushes him to the edge of the mattress.

“that’s not fair! i was here first.” your four year old grumbles, climbing back up as he tries to fight gojo for his spot, though he knows from experience now that there’s no cure for his dad’s dramatic antics.

“you are my seed, kid. i was here way before you.” gojo pulls you close as if to intimidate the toddler, ignoring the smack you give his chest while your kid stares at him confusedly. your husband redirects his attention to the baby chewing on your hair, gently swatting away his lips, “hands off for you too. don’t you know that finders keepers? i found her first so she’s all mine.”

your son, who is practically the miniature (and less annoying) version of his menace of a father, blows him a raspberry. you laugh when satoru gapes at him, acting betrayed but you see the amused tilt to his lips. “oh, you wanna go that way, big guy?”

he flips the baby over, pulling his shirt up and blowing raspberries into his tummy. high pitched giggles spill from your baby’s lips, alerting your elder son who rushes declaring that he’s going to rescue his brother and maul his dad.

you know you should probably ask him where he’s learnt such foul words but you already know the answer and its lying in the white haired man who is now getting attacked by both his beloved children.

and you grin, oblivious to the fact that said man is watching your eyes crinkle from the corner of his, hearing the wonderful harmony of your laughter and wishing nothing more than to see the same sight when he’s eighty.

inspired by this

#gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #fluff #jjk gojo #jjk fluff #vera’s.jjk.library.✎ #literally what is this #absolute clown behaviour 🤡🤡

[justisco]

this commentator is a professional carva hater

#pretty sure it’s same one that was chatting shit about vini during all the racism last season #absolute clown #rm lb

[bruciemilf]

Something Something, Joker’s whole thing in DC is that he does irredeemable, awful bullshit, which he always minimizes by calling it a joke, regardless of how critical the damage is to people around him and never takes accountability for it, something something literally the plot always tells you he’s an absolute loser for that and aspiring to imitate that behavior makes you a loser, something something comedy should be an outlet for laughter and pain, not taking joy in hurting someone else

#once again the clown is an absolute fucking loser lmao #I also wanna underline that this mf does not suffer from anything except acute assholeism lol #I’m once again asking ppl to realize not every bad person is a psychopath and not every psychopath is a bad person #not every flaw is a symptom and not every symptom is a flow #this is for joker boys specifically yall are kind. hm. #dc #dc comics #anti joker #text #batman

[lobsterfork]

DEATH: change, transformation, transition, endings, rebirth

THE FOOL: innocence, freedom, spontaneity, new beginnings

so i know it's incredibly unlikely, but if any of y'all are in South Australia, these are available to be tattooed (non-repeatable, a one-and-done situation.) bookings via Panko Tattoo. B&G, best suited to thigh and calf. 10% of all proceeds will be donated to the entertainment community fund to support the writers, actors, and creatives currently on strike. come get stabbed, sluts.

thank you so much to everyone, especially @transgenderpirate, who helped with these alignments!

#also lemme know if anyone would be interested in prints #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ed x stede #GOOD FUCKING LUCK TO THE POOR SODS THAT BUY THESE #you are gonna be stuck in that chair for like 8 hours #the details in stede's shirt and ed's hair????? #why do i do this to myself i am not a fine line artist #also death is absolutely the perfect card for ed #you can pry transfemme ed outta my cold dead hands #packing ed's gender identities into my heart like clowns into a car

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

[impastopesto]

various stages of clownlust ft evil man polyamory

#buggy the clown #cross guild #absolutely diseased ​got scurvy and the only cure is vitamin c the c stands for chop chop #the c stands for cross guild #mine