#absolute dumbassery

[yikes-ajax]

💕💘😻Be mine😻💘💕

#why do you MEAN its unhealthy to stay up late editing terrible pictures of your cat for a holiday months away? #this has tears in my eyes yall #shitpost #shitposting #dumbassery #absolute DUMBASSERY #the dumbest of asses #petblr #animals #cat life #cat lovers #catblr #cat #my cat #cat photos #cat pictures #grey cat #gray cat #funny cats #funny cat pics #cat memes #memes #valentine's day #valentines day #valentine's card #valentine's aesthetic #funny valentine #idk what to tag fuck me #im scheduling a reblog of this for Valentine's day

[butch-reidentified]

Something i have never understood about misandric lesbians transitioning is like, if you think moids are such ugly bastards why did you want to become one and be regarded like them? why did you want to subject a female partner to bear your ugly presence? to be drawn and engage sexually with you as a man? to think of you as one of them? it's so nonsensical to try to become what you hate its like clown behaviour

If this is about me, I'm confused bc I didn't. If you have read like... literally any of my posts you would know that I never wanted to be a man, never wanted to be viewed as a man by others, and never called myself a man. All of the things you've listed are things I have never ever desired, and actually some of the major things that made me determined to address my sex dysphoria without trans identity or full medical transition. So are you being needlessly rude and aggressive about someone other than me (which I doubt since my misandry post is going around rn), or are you legitimately too stupid to bother knowing anything at all about me before sending this?

Either way, this is embarrassing and cringe. There's no need for you to be such a nasty and unpleasant person. Get over yourself soon xx

#mine #ask #anon ask #anon #radblr #absolute dumbassery #misandry #detrans

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Hey remember that time in 1.09 when Merlin went to take out wraith Tristan like “oh this’ll be SO discreet” because it was nighttime and then immediately proceeded to publicly light him up like a fucking Guy Fawkes Day effigy with a trail of fire leading directly back to him

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #a horde of guards like 10ft away are currently paying up their bets for #1) how long it would take merlin to attack the knight with magic #2) what kind of magic he would use #and 3) how fucking obvious it would be #the guards from that lying in the grass pic have made absolute BANK and are now planning an extravagant wedding #gaius is roasting marshmallows on a flaming tristan to stress eat #merlin can’t wait to tell hunith how discreet he’s being in camelot #arthur wakes to zero brain cells and one wedding invitation from the guards #just a normal day in camelot #in a land of myth #and a time of dumbassery #excalibur #merlin #bbc merlin

[yashley]

laura & ashley sittin’ buddies: campaign 3

#critical role #cr3 #ygifs #laura #ashley #the sweetness the dumbassery got me fecked UP #campaigns where I don't have to play around with cropping my beloveds #it's good their pcs don't romance cos I absolutely wouldn't be able to deal with side by side rp romance ohh my god no #lasb

[apotelesmaa]

Distressing that people think ruikasa are capable of emotional introspection and self awareness like we are talking about two of the most emotionally dense characters in the game. Canon compliment characterization is them being stupid as all hell. New levels of idiocy are being discovered over here at PXL.

#my personal hot take is tsukasa ‘do now think later’ would say something #but rui would do mental gymnastics to excuse it as friendship only & tsukasa would go oh ok he doesn’t want me. #Guess I’ll Just Suffer Forever. #rui is just like. absolutely horrific at processing his own emotions. & tsukasa is just stupid (fond) #to elaborate he recognizes his emotions he just doesn’t process them at all until they come back later to bite him in the ass #i say pxl bc emunene are included in this and nene is also shit with emotions #emu is the only one here capable of genuine self awareness but she doesn’t communicate her feelings so. net zero emotional competency #all around. love wxs. absolute circus show of dumbassery. (fond) (terminal brain worms).

[tumbleweeddesktop]

I legit need to see them as a party in some sort of adventure storyline

#there are 3 idiots in this picture #Ulquiorra is smart but dumb #none of them have adequate social skills #powerful af but the combined dumbassery got them assigned to absolutely non-combat quests #grimmjow seethes bcs of that #Ulquiorra is fine but he is a little money hungry cs no one can count pass 7+8 except him #so he manages finance #ichigo somehow has rizz but it's towards the wrong demographic #and the demographic is ppl trying to kill them #they make an amazing team though #ulquiorra cifer #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #ichigo kurosaki #bleach

[aurevell]

WIP Wednesday Thursday

I missed the tag from the lovely @dear-massacre yesterday, as I've been repeatedly throwing myself into the pit of hell (preparing for job interviews) for the past few days. But I would still like to share a snippet!

This is from my Steter marriage pact fic:

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“Your boyfriend gonna visit this year?” his roommate asks one day. “What?” Stiles asks. He drags his eyes up from his computer screen, trying to jump back from coding to conversation.  Layne shrugs. He’s sitting on the sofa against the wall, a joint between his fingers. He turns, blows the smoke through the open window, settles back. “Your boyfriend. That guy you’re always talking to.” When Stiles just looks at him blankly, Layne adds, “You know. That Peter guy.” That startles a laugh out of Stiles. “What? Dude. Fuck no. Peter’s just a…uh…” He pauses. For a few seconds, he scrounges around for the right label. Maybe there isn’t one. “I mean. Just…no. If you even knew him, you’d never ask that shit.” He ends on an awkward laugh, then clears his throat. “Why would you think that?” Layne looks at him weird. Neutral, but weird. Same look he gave Stiles about the runes hidden behind the fridge. “Just always seemed like it? You talk to him a lot. Couple times a day, sometimes, and you’re always like—smiling. Kinda assumed you were long-distance.” “No way. We’re not. We don’t…” “Okay,” Layne says at last, dismissive. He has girls over a decent amount, but Stiles hasn't so far. So he's probably just wondering if he’s gonna take a turn being sexiled at any point this year. Like he thinks he could get sexiled by Peter Hale. Peter Hale with Stiles. It’s enough to make your head spin. “Just asking, man.” When Layne heads out ten minutes later, off to some party with his annoying business school friends, Stiles is still staring into space. Because it’s a weird thing to think about, okay? What with the dumb pact and all.

No tags, but if you want to jump aboard the late sharing train, feel free to do it and say I tagged you!

#steter #wip #as you can see we are already getting hints of the absolute dumbassery happening in this fic #the sheer obliviousness one might say #and this isn’t even the peak lmao #honestly i need more time to write bc this fic is driving me up a fucking wall i want to finish it so bad

[thisheademptyyeet]

Dumping these because I'm absolutely insane rn

#little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #very little nightmares #little nightmares au #WF #RK #RCG #the pretender #six #mono #Kai #Robin #the lady #my art #the dumbassery is too strong #they're all dumb 💔 #Most of these have absolutely nothing to do with the lore #but at the same time is incredibly accurate #they're so silly #the blorbos #the creatures

[autogeneity]

ohhh I have got to tell you guys about "chickpeas served with chickpeas alongside even more chickpeas". so great. I've been having some variation of it for lunch like most days the past 2 weeks and I'm not yet tired

#m #dumbassery #cooking #absolutely nothing original but hey #only downside is I use like 3 bowls in the process #and hopefully there are no risks to consuming too many chickpeas

[jekyllnahyena]

btw whenever any of the batch meets Ponds or, force forbid, all five of them get together, the rest automatically shuts off their brains. You'll see Fox standing there, no thoughts, head empty, smiling like the idiotic chaos gremlin she is because Ponds is here!! He's gonna take care of stuff now!!! No need to organize and think and be smart!!! And Doom will literally just walk off and get lost because why would he need to pay attention to anything? Ponds is the one to look where we're going or how we're supposed to get from a to b.

And all in all, they're an absolute menace of idiots just walking around and being dumb while Ponds desperately tries to grab each and everyone of them because will u stop doing that, and leave that there and Wolffe, can you please not glare, you're scaring them, if you want something you have to ask, you socially anxious mess. Monnk. Monnk don't u fuckin dare go near that shark tank I swear to fuck-

(Ponds is standing there, wondering how any of them could so much as finish a report on time while they see Ponds and decide to shelf that brain for the day)

#commander monnk #commander fox #commander ponds #commander doom #commander wolffe #I love basing these things off of my irl experience #because that is just my bro n I whenever we meet up with my oldest sibling #it's just 'ah yes. Meeting with scary grizzly bear sibling. Lemme be the absolute peak of dumbassery now :D' #it's very stressful being the oldest Ponds

[daddy-ul]

18 mins of tallica goofing on stage during this last tour.

Little silly moments!

#metallica #i usually dont watch these compilations out of fear of being composed by mean spirited edits #but not this time!!!! #happy tag #bookmark #library of dumbassery #i am now smiling. it absolutely worked #dumbasses extraordinaire #Youtube

[gay-otlc]

hey uh are you aware that ur anons are on? (just checking bc they've been turned on before without you noticing lol)

Yeah I am, anon bullshit has been low recently so I'm okay having it on for now

#this is so funny to me though #'hey s i noticed that you are kind of a dumbass sometimes so i'm checking in to make sure you aren't doing your usual dumbassery' #(i was not insulted at all you are absolutely right about my occasional dumbassery) #(this is all slash silly)

[everydayherc]

@a-adventurer cont.d from [x]

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❛ i appreciate your efforts and your bravery- i do. i just... ❜ a frustrated little sigh. an aversion of her gaze. i don't want to lose you. now that she was in it, she couldn't imagine life without the girl- this incredible, noble enigma of a girl. nor will she entertain any notion of her not being in it. not if she can help it. ❛ just know that i value your safety... highly. and your company. ❜

#max's type is absolutely brave dumbassery sksksk #a-adventurer #[ v: the flow of time is always cruel. ]

[bisexualseraphim]

Do queer people who gatekeep sexualities and gender identities have nothing better to do like genuinely what is your problem. The whole point of the community is that gender and sexuality are more fuckity wuckity than man or woman, gay or straight and in almost 2024 we STILL have mfs going “nah that’s not a thing :/ you don’t belong in the community” unless they’re causing harm to others I seriously urge you to shut the fuck up. It is the easiest thing in the world to just say “hmm I don’t really understand that. But it’s their life and none of my business” and just move on with your life and let people live theirs. I do not give one iota of a fuck if someone identifies as a wolfgender they/them/bun/bunself AMAB transmasc who is only attracted to butches with curly hair and brown eyes IT DOES NOT AFFECT ME. I’m happy that they’ve found a way to express their identity that feels true to them and then I think about it no further. Like it takes active mental energy and emotion to get pressed over how someone expresses themselves and I don’t understand why you’d put yourself through that stress and then decide to be bitchy and make people feel like shit for being themselves. I’m seriously getting so tired of people in the community acting like it’s a fucking competition or you can only join if you meet X Y and Z criteria as if it’s some college mean girls sorority club. People are actively trying to take our rights away all the time and while this is happening we’re helping them by tearing our teeth into our own. Great

#I’ve just had enough of it exclusionists can fuck off I want nothing to do with you #You’re honestly no better than those LGB Without The T dickheads trying to kick people out for being ‘too weird’ or ‘not queer enough’ #I’m always seeing people saying intersex people don’t belong or asexual people don’t belong. What the fuck is wrong with you #You think cishets just treat them normally once they explain who they are? I’d love to live in your world #Yeah they get treated totally fine in a world where ‘virgin’ is used as an insult and babies have forced genital surgery #[sarcasm] #Absolute dumbassery mental gymnastics Jesus Christ #You sound like edgy Conservatives with all the ‘X isn’t real it’s a new thing kids have made up’ #That ‘weird’ gender or sexuality label you’ve just found out about? Has always been around #Always. You just have to look for it #And even if it is new WHO. FUCKING. CARES. #The last thing someone who’s just discovered themselves needs is more bigotry from the people who are meant to accept them #Unless they’re literally doing blackface or are an actual zoophile or some shit leave them the fuck alone they’re not hurting anyone #They’re not. I promise you being confused by something you don’t understand isn’t harm #Where’s that post about how discomfort and harm aren’t the same thing #Work on that shit. #Anyway I need to stop you all do my fucking head in #personal #vent #rant #queer discourse #queer politics #queer infighting #queerphobia #lgbtq #queer #trans #transphobia #acephobia #anti exclusionist

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

nothing kills a girl like having to do chemistry🕴

#chaotic but like not on topic #woe is i #etc etc its like getting a toddler to solve a mystery novel insanity absolute dumbassery what the hell am i even ooking at #like lab work??? shes my bitch i love her so i could make a bomb if i put my mind to it but THEORETHICAL KNOWLEDGE??????? #revolting

[wreckedtodeathandback]

Meet me

In the pouring rain

In the afterglow

Behind the mall

At midnight

#ts10 is coming #october 21 #midnights #taylor swift midnights #afterglow #august #meet me at midnight #sharp #i cannot believe my absolutely dumbassery in forgetting Sparks Fly #im sorry baby Taylor made my brain stop working ily #sparks fly