#absolute morons

[psychuan]

whenever some conservative dipshit is talking about 1984 i always think

"George Orwell would've tried to shoot you"

#George Orwell #1984 #paraphrasing a book they haven't read #by an author they would hate #absolute morons

[agender-wolfie]

THE APPS AREN’T THE FUCKING PROBLEM ITS HOW THEY WERE RUN!!!

And do you honestly think that your bumfuck app, that doesn’t even work properly, is going to do any better?

#they’re dumbasses your honor #absolute morons #dorian games #dorian #fuck dorian #the arcana nadia #the arcana julian #the arcana muriel #the arcana portia #the arcana lucio #the arcana

[mvnsons]

*just randomly leans over to give him a smooch*

Dazed. That’s what he is, even though this isn’t the first but the latest of many dozens of kisses Steve has given him. It doesn’t matter, hasn’t changed the fact that Eddie goes a little weak-kneed when it happens. He just looks at Steve with that dopey little grin, “Can’t resist me, can ya?” He teases, his eyes glinting bright.

#moroooons #absolute morons #i love them *sob* #thebxbysitter #i say you're asking me to follow you into mordor // answers. #eddie x steve.

[summer-eighty-five]

SPOT👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻ON👏🏻

(note: not my own tweet, I got it from a friend of mine)

#harry styles #olivia wilde #anti holivia #harries #holivia #anti ass kisser #absolute morons #olivia cockburn #holivia simps #holivia worshippers

[limelocked]

#palestine #icj #israel #as sun tzu said #don’t show all your genocidal actions and language in social media videos #you fool #you absolute moron

[survivall]

' and this is the bush where I regurgitated a chicken burrito over rothfield halloweekend on the walk back to the dorms. ' there's an animated cheeriness in her tone as she gestures toward a flowering peony plant, as if she's a game show host presenting her latest contestant with a brand new car! despite the assault the bush has endured, it's thriving in the peak of rothfield's spring season. with that little anecdote out of her system — I learned that night that jaeger is not my friend — she lets her arms fall to her side and beams at JD. ' and that concludes the unofficial insider tour of rothfield university! what's the best thing you've learned on this two-hour walk around campus? '

@jd4short came to visit for the long weekend and is possibly regretting it!

#jd4short #IN CHARACTER. #THREAD. #absolute morons #Q.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[grimvagary]

someone at work just sent me a plaintext ssn

in an email

as part of a fix for a program

and copied two people

that didn't have anything to do with the fix

jesus christ

#i fucking hate how cavalier people at this co are with ppi #salary information? HOLY FUCK LOCK IT DOWN NO ONE CAN KNOW #and then i get access to everyone in the corp's SSN on day one #absolute morons

[artlefty]

#if you're seeing this post twice no you're not #im kidding i decided to share it with the fandom rather than just a reblog #i am a moron please follow me for more moron content i promise i will absolutely provide the dumbest experience #tma #the magnus archives #tmaposting #tim stoker #sasha james

[nyaskitten]

Hey, I REALLY do not appreciate how much I've seen people act like the Palestinian Genocide is just some random drama. That is a fucking GENOCIDE, innocent people are dying every single day, one death is already one death too many, yet so many I've seen (more on Twitter than here) are treating it like just some drama. "I wanna remain neutral, both sides are just as bad."

MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A GENOCIDE, NOT SOME STUPID INTERNET DRAMA, INNOCENT PALESTINIANS ARE BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS SAY YOU HATE BOTH SIDES? FUCK YOU. IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETING YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING.

#vent post #I'm very fucking sick of absolute morons on the internet trivializing a whole fucking genocide #raine's rambles #free palestine #palestine #fuck israel #ceasefire now

[truly-sincerely]

Obsessively reading everything in game by and about Gortash and the dude is

On a philosophical trajectory that ends in immortality thru technology / the machine

Doesn't have an original bone in his body, but he can backwards engineer anything

Halfway to being a decent scientist but doesn't have the education and is deeply impatient

Overconfident in the veracity of his own results and conclusions

Accurately predicted that the brain would metamorphose and become more difficult to control and then did nothing about it

Outsources his propaganda / arts and humanities

Charming, but he got there in a Pavlovian way (learned from trial and error and probably doesn't consciously know how he does it)

Vindictive af (learned / reinforced)

Darwinian (in the worst way)

Sociopathic, obviously, but extremely Rationalist about it

Never asks questions he doesn't know the answer to and probably thinks this makes him sound more authoritative

Completely incompetent as a strategist (but doesn't know it)

Not nearly as narcissistic / full of himself as he pretends to be

Thinks what he wants is praise but it's never enough because it's not actually what he wants (he wants to be wanted)

Bane makes him feel wanted (conditionally)

Durge made him feel wanted (unconditionally)

Understands intellectually that Durge got ambushed, but he feels abandoned

See also: thematic parallels between Gortash and

Silouv Yali (the Adamantine Forge & the construct Grym)

Oliver (in the shadow-cursed lands)

Astarion and Gale, obviously

#bg3 #Gortash #bg3 gortash #Enver Gortash #bg3 spoilers #'The Ultimate State' reads like it was written in reaction to Durge's disappearance #Yeah if everyone's tadpoled nobody will be able to abandon you ever again #Durge's job was to do murders in Baldur's Gate #but their REAL job was to tell Gortash not to keep the brains of all of his mechanical soldiers in one location #Oliver thought Thaniel abandoned him so Oliver created new friends to play with *eyebrow waggle* #This man wants to abandon the flesh for the machine so bad #He is in for a bad time no matter what #Awfully obsessed with control for someone who has absolutely no control over his current situation #I do not think that word means what you think it means #Absolute moron (affectionate)

[bardic-irritation]

Ok so, assuming he's actually going to go through with this, the funniest possible way to proceed is for the entire internet to immediately be really nice to whoever succeeds him. Hype up all their policy decisions, minimal cyberbullying, just really rub it in for Elon that this was personal and it's not an impossible job, actually, you just didn't know what you were doing.

#twitter #elon musk #we can't overlook the potential for absolute psychological warfare against this moron #also hilarious possibility: he picks the top volunteer on the tweet to succeed him #would karl jacobs be a good CEO? probably not lmao but he can't be worse than the current one

[cutetanuki-chan]

I really need Gideon to know that Jeannemary said hi, please, the whole scene with teens death is so devastating, Gideon needs to know

#thinking about Harrow trying to tell that but she's saying it like 'the fourth cavalier says hello' #and Gideon doesn't know about the whole Harrow's haunted river theater so she doesn't take it as anything genuine #so Harrow continues with #'you absolute moron I'm not trying to talk down to you. Pent helped them trough the river. they're save..more or less' #if you wonder why I have so many posts with quotes recently i just been re reading the first two books #and I'm in shambles #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #gideon the ninth spoilers #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers

[aromanticannibal]

tbh I think as bkdk lovers we don't use izuku calling katsuki an idiot often enough

#baka ....... . . #no but izuku saying kacchan's a fucking moron is my favorite thing actually #I adore current bkdk but I miss izuku yelling at katsuki tbh #give me... izuku being so so mad at katsuki for dying and YELLING at him that he's an IDIOT kacchan's an IDIOT #KACCHAN WHY WOULD YOU UGHHHHRR #gimme more bakacchan.... pls..... #mad mha ramblings// #mha #bkdk #me writing this acting like I'm not a writer that is absolutely going to solve my own problem :

[homoeroticgrappling]

Danhausen tweeted this after his GCW match and I couldn't help but think about his tweet when he started looking for bookings

#reading ''danhausen is alive'' made me feel like I could cry honestly because his booking tweet made me want to sob #like HE WANTS TO FEEL ALIVE AGAIN. and now he's alive. #look what he can do when you let him actually wrestle and take him seriously! and he seems so happy compared to how frustrated he's been #tk when I get my hands on you. book danhausen better you absolute fucking moron #I'm so proud of this demon cause he works fucking hard and he deserves better but when it was clear nobody was gonna do better for him #he did it for himself #he seems as happy to be in the ring wrestling as we are to see him there and it just makes me feel big feelings #*through tears* love that danhausen #GCW #Danhausen

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #102

When Flash first overhears Peter talking about the "Stark Internship," he rolls his eyes and thinks, "Of course he'd go with that excuse at Midtown School of Science and Technology."

Whatever. Flash knows the truth. He's seen the car that Parker gets picked up in, seen the body guard / chauffeur and the absolutely insane amount of discrete safety tech he always has on. Flash is convinced that the whole orphan thing is just a cover story and Peter secretly has parents at least as rich and influential as Flash's own.

Maybe they're politicians or the mob or something, and that's why all the secrecy. Honestly, Flash is doing him a favor by bullying him all the time for being an unimportant orphan. It's the perfect cover. Maybe he'll even drop the ridiculous Stark Industries lie and come up with a more believable backstory soon.

Then, one day Flash and Peter end up in a kidnapping situation.

The kidnappers take Flash's watch, but they leave some of Peter's tech since it's better hidden. As soon as they're alone, Flash expects Peter to hit that panic button and get them the hell out of there.

Only... he doesn't? Did Peter learn nothing from K&R training? Flash reaches over and hits the secret panic button 3 times immediately, no hesitation. Peter is shocked. Flash is like, "Oh come on, I obviously know your secret."

He's kind of curious and excited now to see who Peter's secret parents are, once the cops get them out of there.

He is not at all prepared when Iron Man bursts through the door.

He's even less prepared when Tony Stark steps out of the suit and totally freaks out at Peter, hugging him and checking for injuries.

... maybe he's finally met Peter's secret parent after all.

#flash: honestly this makes the internship lie even WORSE wtf were you thinking? #no one believes you anyway but if they did they'd be so close to the truth. you moron. you absolute dumbass #irondad fic ideas #flash redemption sort of #flash: also if your panic buttons go to iron man WHY did you not hit them I M M E D I A T E L Y ??? #peter: .....I didn't wanna bother him #flash: WE WERE BEING KIDNAPPED???? #tony: I know this is your bully kid but I must say he has some valid points #iron dad #spider son #irondad #spiderson #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #flash thompson #peter parker #tony stark #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements