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jisungsjaistandjeekies · 2 years

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#absolute shenanigans #can't take him anywhere #stray kids #han jisung #lee know #minsung #staysource #bystay #felixlixifelixgif #jjjgif

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le-loup-et-lion · 1 year

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I love how no matter what angle you're coming from Javert’s moral/existential crisis basically always starts with this horrified (if possibly only subconscious) realization:

#Javert #Valjean #Valvert #les miserables #les mis #absolute shenanigans

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singeart · 5 months

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such a funny idea, thank you @theartmeg !!

(Janeway can’t catch a break)

#voy #st voy #st fanart #treksona #doodles #the fan club is up to no good #absolute shenanigans #j: it feels like somebody...wants to sell me something!!#(obligatory spongebob joke)

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noctude · 1 year

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what happened with applebee’s here???? very confused about that other ask about the applebees.

september of last year a bunch of people had a field day in my inbox & my blog briefly became a . working applebees. i genuinely do not remember how it started. there was a whole narrative lots of mystery and betrayal and large amounts of workplace misconduct. it was probably very annoying & i lost like 5 followers during the whole thing HEJSHFDJSFH

#absolute shenanigans #classic example of tumblr loving improv bits #it was very silly #ask

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hellofeanor · 1 year

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WOW I put ONE spider ornament on the tree and it devours all the light in that area???

Spawn of Ungoliant :|

#silmarillion #absolute shenanigans #christmas unlights

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eldstunga · 2 years

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The Valley of Goat, or - How The Habitual Weekend doodle with @kwerpp became a silly comic collab. Drew every other panel-ish, was -so- fun

#valley of goat #satyr #faun #sarissa #tupi #Yjette #my art #friend art #comic #wlw #absolute shenanigans

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theearlgreymage · 4 months

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“Don’t be too cross with them. They were just trying to help me after you let Lady Wald,” Levi practically spits the name on the floor, “dismiss me.” “By the walls, you’re a jealous brat somedays,” Erwin sighs. Leaning against the side table that’s placed right beneath the window. “Are you really complaining about that?” Levi asks as he takes a couple long strides into the light. The heels of his dress shoes clicking against the flagstone floor. Erwin’s mouth is open, ready to make a quick retort, but the words die on his tongue at the sight of Levi. His Levi. In his navy blue suit with gold trimmings and buttons, sewn to fit him like a glove, shoes polished to a fine shine, and silken cravat with matching embroidery along the edges – all dressed up for him. The realization hits Erwin harder than a Titan’s jaw snapping shut. That Levi came to this event for him. That Levi is dressed in his finest for him. That Levi has blood red lips, that Erwin wanted on his own hours ago, for him. “Fuck.” “Now is that kind of language befitting the Commander of the Scouts Regime?” Levi asks as he enters Erwin’s personal space. Placing his nimble fingers that could snap anyone of Erwin’s bones on Erwin’s waist. Pushing him against the edge of the table with purpose before pushing his torso up against Erwin’s own.

I've stared at too much fanart that involves fucking lipstick. Far too much.

So this has been living in my head and taking up too much space that my other projects need. Therefore, it has been relocated from my brain to AO3.

It's a fun little holiday treat, if I do say so myself 😘

Read it here on AO3

Additional information below the cut ✂️

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman & Erwin Smith, Moblit Berner/Hange Zoë, Nanaba/Mike Zacharias

Characters: Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Hange Zoë, Moblit Berner, Mike Zacharias, Nanaba (Shingeki no Kyojin)

Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Established Relationship, Holidays, Levi's Birthday, Birthday, Lipstick, Lipstick & Lip Gloss, Messy, They're so disgustingly messy, Marking, Possessive Behavior, Blow Jobs, Come Eating, Seduction, Jealousy, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Rimming, Hand Jobs, Stripping, Love Confessions, Kissing, Neck Kissing, Rough Kissing, Oral Sex, Oral Fixation, I love these two being absolutely feral for each other, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

Summary:

Don’t the other ladies just buy this stuff? Levi had asked once after he noticed the difference in color between his mothers lip color and the other women in the building. Most lipsticks for sale were a more muted shade of pink, mixed with rose clay or the dried roots of alkanet flowers, his mother had told him once.

She had smiled warmly at him, stroking his cheek as she answered his curious questions. Letting him snack on some of the berries that weren’t being turned to paste. They do, but I like to make it myself. Levi believed her without question, seeing the easy way she smiled as she measured out the oil and wax before melting them together. She had been methodical in inspecting the berries and petals before counting them out and adding them to the mortar. And her lipstick was always the most vibrant shade of red.

Mom always looks prettier than the others, Levi had thought to himself. Too young at the time to understand why his mother made sure she was always deemed beautiful.

They’re going to drive themselves fucking insane trying to figure out who has the Commanders favor.

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sharama · 1 year

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Me: let me take a break from prae runs and solo eggnog for the dark lanner whistle on Lucia so I can spend moogle tomes on the doggo

Get it 3rd run of the day (6 in total)

Me: oh, okay well let me goof around on thordan ex.

Get it on only run of the day (2 in total)

Me: .... okay, nice

Me: let's do Ravana next I guess

Get it on only run of the day (2 in total)

Me: lol. Okay

Me: alright, time for Bismark, the last one I can solo so far

Get it on only run of the day (2 in total)

Me: ...

Me @ the RNG Gods that have shown me mercy this day:

#asfghjkl #lmao #ffxiv #absolute shenanigans #i guess i better unlock the other ones on this character so i can practice soloing them lmao

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glambots · 2 years

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Slides you a $50 bill and a pack of fruit snacks

*Inhales the fruit snacks so fast I start choking*

#ask #for real me and my coworker are fucking Nuts over Welch's Fruit Snacks #we've been waiting months to get the boxed mini-snack packages back in #so i've started buying the bigger bags just to cope #they don't even have the berry mix!!!#absolute shenanigans #silly #sfw #not a request #sujithe2dwaifu

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bleachbleachbleach · 2 years

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[Bleach 059]

I’m still on Chapter 65 of my re-read, but we just got to this part in the anime the other night and I need to come back to this. Last time, I got distracted by the goshdarn electrical wires and the architecture/infrasructure pieces we get to see as our first look at Soul Society and neglected to also realize that

RIKICHI IS THE FOURTH SHINIGAMI WE EVEN MEET???? I’m not counting Urahara/Yorucihi/Isshin in this, because why would I? And after Rukia, Renji, and Byakuya, the FOURTH LOOK WE GET AT WHO AND WHAT A SHINIGAMI IS, beginning to set a baseline for what Soul Society is and what we might expect from it

IS FREAKING RIKICHI

SHOUTING AT A BUTTERFLY

AND WAVING AROUND A BUTTERFLY DECOY

THAT HE HAS NAMED JENNIFER

I C A N ‘ T

#yuki rikichi #bleach manga #bleach カラー #bleach reread 2021 #absolute shenanigans #i mean it's an accurate baseline but R I K I C H I #in the anime we also meet a useless man in the memories in the rain arc but i do not perceive him

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le-loup-et-lion · 12 hours

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Post-Seine Javert be like

#Javert #Post-Seine #absolute shenanigans

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sleepysebris · 9 months

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felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

#i still didn't make the bell big enough #if felix moves into the agreste mansion next season he is absolutely going to discover adrien's secret identity #that boy is just way too smart #and honestly i look forward to more twin shenanigans i hope they go nuts with it #my art #miraculous ladybug #ml s5 spoilers #tbh i don't think there are any actual spoilers here?#miraculous season 5 #chat noir #adrien agreste #pv chat noir #felix fathom #senti twins #my ml comics

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redsray · 2 months

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Wayne gala but all of the batkids were forced to go so now they are SET on giving Bruce the biggest headache ever while also entertaining themselves. read: they have a bet going on who can have the most ridiculous headline in the paper the next morning. some honourable mentions include:

Bruce Wayne's (il?)legal Ward(?) Stephanie Brown Claims to 'Always Have at Least Three of Bruce's Wallets' on Her Person. (With Interview! "Always have to be prepared, y'know? S'not like he'll notice one is missing.")

Eldest Wayne Son Richard Grayson Seen Falling Face First Into the Chocolate Fountain at Recent Charity Gala: Proceeds to Get Back Up, Laugh it Off and Return Thirty Seconds Later Unphased. (With Bonus Interview! "My hair just falls back into place perfectly, even after exposed to melted chocolate 30 seconds beforehand.")

Jason Todd-Wayne's First Public (Official!) Appearance Since He Returned: Everything You Need to Know, From Claims of An Alien Kidnapping to Punching the Newly-Hired Bartender! (With Exclusive Interview: "He looked at Cass weird. Creep. Should send him to those aliens.")

Bruce Wayne's Youngest Damian Wayne Denies Bringing Mysterious Pets to Recent Gala; Allegedly Does Not Notice the Hoard of Animals Hidden Behind Him, Including a Cow. (With New Interview: "Pets? Here? Foolish. All of my pets are safely in their wing of the manor. Do not disrespect their name.")

Timothy Drake-Wayne and His Gala Experiences: Wayne Middle Child Is Caught Falling Asleep At Multiple Tables During the Charity Gala, Claims to 'Not Know What Sleep Is' When Asked. (Bonus Interview! "Sleeping? At tables? Please, I have some class. What even is sleep? Is this a new social custom I am unaware of?")

see also: Timothy Drake-Wayne Denies Ownership of Skateboard Placed Under Bruce Wayne's Chair Despite His Name Clearly Etched On the Back.

Bruce Wayne's Newest Ward Duke Thomas Accidentally Spills Punch On His Guardian; Proceeds to Make Wayne Thank Him Because 'That Suit Was A Fashion Disaster'. (With Exclusive Interview: "That suit looked like it was picked out by Dick. That's not a good thing. It looked better with punch spilt on it.")

Eldest Daughter of Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Reported Hiding Behind Each of Her Siblings in Succession Throughout the Recent Gala; When Asked, Each Sibling Denied Seeing The Young Woman. (With Added Interview: "Fun game. Hide and seek, with paparazzi. Fun to scare.")

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jedi-starbird · 3 months

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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!!#they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:)#if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/#anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

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caycanteven · 4 months

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I needed some more nightmare gang in my life (and I will add the others later just got eepy)

Lex’s face never fucking stays the same and it’s frustrating

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