#absolute zone

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

#there was an alt version where lup replied with some absolutely godawful quirk #but i decided this was funnier #also i linked the fic in the replies if you want to read it #i swear this wasn’t me trying to like. self-advertise or whatever i was just thinking about this old joke #did Not expect the post to blow up like this #homestuck #the adventure zone

[just-more-pr0mts]

Consider an alternate universe (AU) where Danny is dragged along to a gala and introduced as Vlads heir. And instead of the classic meeting bat children, he meets a young Bruce Wayne.

The young Bruce is around 4ish and Danny makes quite the impression on him being the "cool older boy who can make snowflakes". Next thing he knows Danny is coming around the Manor 3 times a week to babysit Brucie.

They grow up together for 4 long years. Danny hanging out with Bruce and Galas and being an older brother figure for him. Until the fateful night of the Wayne family murder. Now there aren't any more galas and Alfred's busy taking care of things around the manor. Soon Bruce and Danny loose all forms of contact.

Skip to years later, when the Justice League summon the ghost king, intending to establish a peace treaty after a harsh scolding from contsintine and dr fate. And when Danny comes through the swirling green portal in full Ghost king regalia and swoops down and Hugs Batman. And when batman doesn't back away and proceeds to hug back.

Chaos, absolute chaos

#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #please tag if this ever gets made into a fic #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #Big brother danny #danny is a little shit #danny fenton #Is an older brother #Him and bruce were absolute menaces at galas #They definitely broke a chandelier once #Alfred was not pleased #Definitely adopted a rock together #Named him glowy because danny found it in the ghost zone #Danny is upset bruce never told him about his neices and nephews #Danny is a cool uncle #Cool uncle Danny #Danny can make snowflakes now

[robotbirdhead]

Five well-to-do men are sealed into an experimental submersible. The entire system is controlled by obsolete video game hardware that has just gone offline. They have three days worth of oxygen. They were on their way to visit the site of one of humanity's greatest tragedies but now, with communication cut, they are about to enter... The Twilight Zone.

#titanic #the twilight zone #oceangate #there is absolutely a whole ass twilight zone episode happening down there

[nerdpoe]

Instead of going to Ra's to find proof in the land of the living, Tim decides to go to the Realm of the Dead to search for proof of Bruce's time entrapment alongside the Ghosts of Kon and Bart. Also he kidnaps Cassie.

It's foolproof; he gets to be with his friends (whether they want to or not, but the cult thing is weird Cassie frfr this is for ur own good damn), he can interrogate the ghosts from the timeframes he suspects Bruce was in, and also confirm that Bruce isn't in the Afterlife at all.

Kidnapping Cassie actually wasn't that hard, he'd just asked if she wanted to see Kon and Bart one last time. Then he'd explained that he could do it without dying.

He found a website from a pair of professionals who built a portal to the "Ghost Zone", or really Afterlife, in their basement.

Breaking into their house and using the thing is no problem at all.

He finds Kon and Bart, and after a tearful reunion, he and Cassie partner up with them for one final adventure.

Unfortunately, he decides to do this after Dick gave Robin to Damian (Dick genuinely didn't see any other way to stop Damian from going back to the League okay? man was stressed out and making snap decisions with no consideration of the consequences), and also after he'd been up for 48 hours.

The note he left perhaps left a lot to be desired.

'If you won't believe me that he's alive, then I'll prove it by searching for him in the Afterlife.'

Things get a little more complicated when Bart and Kon's Ghosts disappear from the Afterlife, indicating that they've been revived.

But also leaving Cassie and Tim without guides in the realm of floating green doors.

So in short;

Dick thinks Tim killed himself.

Cassie's mom thinks she's still with the cult, and that the cult has killed her daughter, because now there's no communication at all.

Damian read Tim's note as literal, as Tim intended, and keeps trying to explain that to Dick, who thinks Damian is in denial.

Cassie and Tim are stuck in the Ghost Zone without a map or guides, still gather evidence of Bruce and also how to get back.

Kon and Bart came back to life, but with the distinct feeling that they need to find Cassie and Tim before it's too late, whatever that means.

Due to the time distortion, Bruce gets back before Tim does, and is informed by Dick that Tim is dead.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #its a crossover in that they use the Fenton's invention to get to the Ghost Zone #because of time distortion it's only been like two weeks for cassie and tim #but it's been months for everyone else #superman and co find out about bruce and work out how to bring him back #suicide mention #but not really #presumed dead #because i love that trope #oracle totally went through tim's search history #but she wrote the fentons off as crazy and the 'work #as absolute drivel

[knightforflowers]

been really enjoying the new season and wanted to take a crack at some vs Dracula design concepts,,,I love them so bad. might change them up a bit as time goes on but for now take them and this bonus doodle

#the adventure zone #the adventure zone versus dracula #taz versus dracula #taz #I usually only get a full picture of TAZ designs in my head like 25 eps in so I’ll probably make new refs soon #anyways I love these guys so much. absolute freak squad (affectionate) #brother phileaux #lady godwin #crawford muttner #romeo’s flowers #edit: added IDs for each image in the alt text!

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.

It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.

It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.

And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.

And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.

… shit.

#don’t you just love it when your family thinks you’re dead again #but hey at least Jason finds out that they absolutely DO care about him #Damian needs to be sedated because he was about to murder every single person in that warehouse #oh yeah did I mention it’s a warehouse again #lmao #Nightwing just—- zones out. crashes. dissociates. #Tim is trying for frantic cpr #(ouch ouch OUCH replacement) #Bruce can’t do this again #please he CAN’Y #he couldn’t have been too late again oh god #Jason would be crying if he wasn’t paralyzed #that raw grief is contagious #presumed dead #prompts #yeah I know it’s similar to a previous prompt #VUT I NEED MORE PRESUMED DEAD FICS OK #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #red hood #tim drake #batman

[hoofpeet]

I love when Ingo has no memory but makes it really obvious that he had a sibling at some point anyway

#hoof draws #submas #latent sibling instincts.. #<- i imagine calaba is the only other warden that has/had siblings and recognizes it #while everyone else just thinks it's more weird ingo behaviors #like. ingo buys a little thing of giftwrap from a merchant and ends up with the cardboard tube thing #zones out and bonks the nearest person before becoming absolutely mortified #& calaba (the bonked)'s like ah. the

[yardsards]

do people who have listened to taz balance but not graduation Know that it was HEAVILY IMPLIED that lup and barry eventually adopted a lil sorcerer child who got disowned by his family for his natural necromancy magic, and they taught him how to use his powers for good and were overall great parents that he looks back on fondly

(and said child grew up to be a dimension-hopping lich, caretaker of the dead, and very sweet adoptive father of a major npc)

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #taz graduation #lup taaco #barry bluejeans #blupjeans #like they never specifically say ''my parents are barry and lup'' so it's left up to interpretation but #he says he came from another world other than nua (nua is the name of the grad world like faerun is the balance world) #he says both his parents were highly skilled necromancers that ''travelled'' a lot because of their work #he says that inter-planar travel runs in the family #and he likes to bake #also travis apparently said on a livestrean that he got something carved by magnus for his daughter #it's a fun little easter egg for balance enjoyers but kept vague enough where it's like. you don't have to know about balance to enjoy it #anyway tho it's adorable cuz he talks about how much of a positive impact his parents made on him #and how he wanted to emulate them when raising his own daughter #and he's a good dad and his daughter loves him (also she is an absolute delight i love her #and like the only older adult to look at our college-aged protagonists and be like #''yeah it's messed up that you have to deal with all of this you're so young you're the same age as my child i will help however i can'' #like balance easter egg aside gordy is one of my fav graduation npcs (behind his daughter rainer who is my fav)

[honeyhobbs]

Prettiest COD boy I'm just saying

#his eyes??? his little scar?? im absolutely playing favorites #once a gaz sketch sits a few days i get worried i wont finish it so i throw it on here just in case lol #reallyyyy enjoyed drawing this one I was zoned out while a tiktok looped for an hour lmao #i was in the zone #kyle gaz garrick #gaz fanart #gaz mw2 #gaz cod #gaz art #gaz #elliot knight #sketch #procreate #my art

[oldwizardboots]

#this tweet was made for me #taz balance #the adventure zone #taz #McElroys #my grey ace ass would absolutely trick my fiancé into listening to me describe taz in detail

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

None of y'all who are listening to TAZ vs Dracula seem to be unsettled by the fact that Clint is now a wooden puppet with a bandolier of potions and one of the bottles has his human body just floating in formaldehyde. On his bandolier. Just chilling.

#taz vs dracula #brother phileaux #the adventure zone #taz spoilers #it was an absolutely WILD MOVE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO SAY SOMETHING

[canisalbus]

Hi hello, I was struggling with my Spooktober challenge, but wanted to draw something today, so I ended up with this:

He is Very Shape, so I had to lmao (I don't draw animals much, so it was a bit tricky, but hope it came out okay!)

Also, terkkuja toiselta suomalaiselta, meikäläisiin törmää niin harvoin :D

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#oh no the boy #he looks like his soul is about to leave his body #what goes on behind those saucer eyes I wonder #the horrors it's gotta be the horrors #the shading and lighting are absolutely delicious! #so many good hues and shades #the orange purple and magenta #I use cool colors so rarely (practically never) so it's straight up ~weird~ seeing Machete with a blue color palette #but it works it makes him look even more out of sorts than average #I'm liking all the sharp angles on his ears #oh and the lone strand of fur between them! I draw that too! #I find it terribly flattering when I get gift art from people who say they don't draw furries/animals very often #because if they're willing to venture outside their comfort zone like that it must mean they really truly like the character #I only draw human characters under extreme and unusual circumstances I know how daunting it can be #to switch from a familiar subject to a more foreign one like that #so I see the effort you put into the piece and I appreciate it! #gift art #lumilasi #own characters #Machete #kanssasuomalainen! virtuaalinen yläfemma o/

[unpretty]

i tried to capture tiny beans making her squeaky boot noises at me but as soon as the camera was on she tried to sound normal instead >:C

(her eyes look Like That because she has problems including but almost certainly not limited to atopic dermatitis, she got a steroid shot recently so she's in relatively good shape right now)

#original #catblogging #my voice #i am convinced she has an immune disorder from birth which is why she's tiny #weirdly dense and dandruffy #squeaks like a boot #will absolutely destroy any butter left where she can get to it #since i moved my desk into the living room she squeaks at me constantly to hold her #please ignore my messy treadmill zone

[trashiiplant]

pure... armor?

#MY HAND HURTS #trashy art #hollow knight #the hollow knight #the pure vessel #white palace #hk #my comfort zone got absolutely destroyed with this one #happy with the result though!

[kiisaes]

aubergine

#luuuv spending effort on art like this. go min waste ur time!!!!! #i like to think that sunny has a doodle of aubrey (+ the rest of his friends) like this in his notebooks #like he would absolutely zone out in class and do this #omori #aubrey omori #fan art #becki draws stuff n stuff #eyestrain

[eldrigeonsss]

I’ve seen a couple posts saying “oh if you fell off The Adventure Zone HERE is the spot you should tune back in on” and while I absolutely agree, especially when referring to Steeplechase, that campaign is great.

Alternate option.

Just restart The Adventure Zone, homie. You lost your soul somewhere along the way and it’s waiting for you to grab it and realize that taz has always been good, and there was no reason to drop off it. Imagine all the good bits you’re missing.

#taz #the adventure zone #taz steeplechase #taz ethersea #that being said steeplechase is fucking incredible so absolutely take a crack at it #also motherfuckers /lh how dare you not even try Ethersea