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#absolutely ridiculous
entomolog-t · 2 days
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I've been infected with a terminally stupid g/t brainrot.
Picture this- a borrower has their worst nightmare come true: they're spotted by a human.
Undeniably so- like right out in the open.
Though unexpectedly, the persons reaction is only mildly surprised. Like how one might go "Oh!" After finding a long lost item, or when a neighbor drops off a little gift. A strikingly mundane amount of surprise.
"Oh- you're here for the shoes, right?"
In utter disbelief the borrower just goes along with it. The human has clearly heard legends of various smallfolk. Bonus points if the human is heavily mixed/influenced by a ton of cultures (Irish fae, Iroquois little people etc..) but all their grandparents told them different legends/folklore so they have this weird Frankenstein belief system that's just WAY off base.
And somehow the borrower has let themselves get coerced into fixing shoes in exchange for fresh cream and loose change.
DOUBLE BONUS POINTS- at some point, the human accidentally lets their name slip and is convinced the borrower now owns them or something. The borrower is FULLY willing to take advantage of this.
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astral-cataclysm · 4 months
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why is badeline sad. why would you do this to her
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She is the bearer of The Curse, and The Curse itself.
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unluckyprime · 1 year
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animatic for our favorite scammer !!! I heard this audio and I HAD to <33
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saltpepperbeard · 23 days
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I give you The Arm 🙌
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THE ARM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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theangelswans · 2 years
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please can we talk about how absolutely hilarious of a concept it is that every serial killer in America just knows each other and knows they are all serial killers and that they all meet up for a literal organized convention and call it the “cereal convention” like this is peak comedy
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everyone is so libertarian it makes me sick lol. abortion is not about the right to do whatever you want with your body. that’s not the point. for starters, making that argument portrays abortion as some kind of arbitrary choice among many, as though it’s merely optional for women who want to terminate pregnancies. it portrays abortion as something frivolous, the same way alito and ACB have. abortion is the only option women have to treat an unwanted or unviable pregnancy. without access to safe and legal abortion, they could die, either from the pregnancy or an unsafe abortion. furthermore, women fundamentally must be free from bodily coercion and control and from reproductive violence. and women’s lives matter; banning abortion privileges the life of a fetus over the life of the living breathing woman. abortion is about women’s liberation and banning abortion is a form of state violence. forced pregnancy is violence. it’s not about a right to do whatever to your body. we’re not talking about body mods and plastic surgery for goodness sake
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inazumafocus · 7 months
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I absolutely love this scene cause Unmei is so stone faced "I'm not afraid of you"
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And then.... and then......
AND THEN THE CAMERA PANS OUT AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S A BIT SHORT, NO! HE'S ON A FUCKING HUGE STEP ON SOME STAIRCASES AND LOOK WHERE HE'D REACH IF THEY WERE ON THE SAME GROUND LEVEL!!
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LOOKING AT THAT MAN'S STOMACH! NOT EVEN THE TITS! THE STOMACH! HIS WHOLE BODY IS BARELY TALLER THAN THAT FUCKER'S LEGS!!! JUST THE LEGS!!! THIS IS HYSTERIC UNMEI WHY YOU SO SMOL😭
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astriiformes · 2 months
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Need to finish an annotated bibliography for one of my classes this weekend (having already done a lot of the necessary research, even) except I can't seem to focus on it, which is admittedly not too unusual for me.
--But the thing is, I've been spending a lot of my free time trawling course syllabi for interesting academic books and papers to read, so I'm in an extremely stupid situation where I'm procrastinating on doing research by. Doing research.
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foreverfandomobsessed · 2 months
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I'm 100% the crew is going to send the kids a back-to-set list for when they go back to vancouver to start filming season 2
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golohours · 1 month
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i just think its fucking crazy that because one person decided to make a stream and purposely word things in such a way that a specific, horrible narrative is pushed that this guy is now being punished for it. like his career is in the fucking pits because ONE person decided “hey, lets tell this story in the most extreme and horrible way!”
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thymelessink · 5 months
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Finally watched the second series.
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I love them.
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All three of them.
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I absolutely refuse to acknowledge the last episode.
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afaintcloudyhaze · 7 days
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Also sorry but the "How many of those painkillers have you taken?" "I'm in pain" "aren't we all?" was an insane conversation like. People will really just say whatever to chronic pain sufferers. Bitch what?? You're acting like that's some profound revelation?? The man is clearly disabled what the fuck lol
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Matty Healy for Wonderland Magazine, 2016
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takeme-totheworld · 11 days
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Crowley I love you with my whole heart but you are walking around fussing over minor dents in your car while Aziraphale repairs the broken bone and wrecked bike of the person you just collided with. And then you got all bratty about giving her a ride home? Is this just a continuation of your "I'm a demon, I'm never nice" posturing or were you seriously going to drive off and leave her in the middle of nowhere after that?
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