I can’t believe I almost chose not to drink/ apparently do shrooms with these guys. I can’t believe I almost missed the fucking TROJAN HORSE APPARENTLY
I should’ve expected a Trojan Horse joke in this game but this is absolutely incredible
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I went to Comic Con...and...well...
I spent a while talking to a guy about AC because no one I know irl cares about AC anymore lol. It was nice to talk about how pathetic (affectionate) Arno is out loud.
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I think they look neat with long braids
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Designed a tattoo type thing for Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey! Not perfect, but what do you guys think??
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Assassin’s Creed: Character Quotes (as things I’ve heard my family say over the years)
Ezio: “I used to be terrified of vampires, but now I’m just aroused”
Altaïr: “I’m actually dying inside; the laughter is just a cover up”
Connor/Ratohnhakè:Ton: “I hope my kids are ugly because people only kidnap pretty children”
Haytham: “Humans don’t want me. What makes you think Science will?”
Aveline: “This sounds like a really good way to have the FBI at our door”
Jacob: “this is supposed to be a mystery book, but no one is even dead yet”
Evie: “It’s your birthday today, please don’t make me shoot you”
Edward: “My fortune cookie is telling me to drop out of college; I have to listen to it”
Adéwale: “if you cough on me I will break your neck”
Shay: “With the friends I have, I might as well be lonely”
Arno: “I’m avoiding eye contact ‘cause I don’t want to make awkward small conversation”
Kassandra: “I thought I was done hating people; but then I met you.”
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