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tower-of-hana · 6 months

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It is my personal opinion that the entire academic rank system in the US should be scrapped and replaced with my way better system:

Normal titles:

Assistant Professor - Mage Apprentice

Associate Professor - Journeyman Mage

Professor - Mage

Distinguished Professor - Archmage

Special positions:

Research - Scribe (replaces mage)

Clinical - Alchemist (replaces mage)

Of the Practice - Witch/Warlock (replaces mage)

Teaching - Lorekeeper (replaces mage)

Emeritus - Supreme (goes before normal title)

Adjunct - Sorcerer/Sorceress (replaces mage)

Visiting - Wanderer (replaces mage)

Lecturer - Bard (replaces mage)

#academic #academia #academia shitpost #shitpost #wizardposting

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tautonic · 4 months

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fuck this academia. pissed-as-hell academia. let-me-take-a-swing-at-my-collaborator-just-once academia.

#bro what would the tag for this even be #academia shitpost #maybe #academic burnout #postdoc #academic shitpost

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gnawingvoid · 5 days

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I wish i was taught how to be okay with the limitations of life ,but instead i mourn everything i’m not and despise everything i am.

#whenwillthisexistentialdreadend #doineedtotouchgrass #cryptidacademia #academia shitpost #writing #shitpost #nature academia

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conspiring-literaries-society · 1 year

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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

#dark academia #light academia #chaotic academia #student #studyblr #Vira needs to sleep #shitpost

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cherrygazette · 29 days

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i love studying. i love writing. i love reading. i love learning languages. i love doing mathematics. i love wandering over some particular sum and trying to come up with formulas to solve it. i love physics. i love biology. i love chemistry. i love history. i love literature. i love learning.

not to achieve the perfect grades ever. but it just amazes me that there's so much to know and learn and write and read about in the universe. my curiosity wouldn't get enough of it.

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enigmasandepiphanies · 11 months

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(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn

#shitpost #shitposts #eni tag #chaotic academia #romantic academia #romanticism #learning #studying #life #hobbies #interests

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vaticinatrix · 10 months

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good news! i got the code to run!

i have no idea what the output means, but the code runs

#to be perfectly honest #i don't even really know what my goal is here #i've been staring at this for a week #and still haven't figured out shit #i am not a data scientist #or a computer scientist by trade #is this what y'all deal with?#bc my condolences dude #i'm just a silly little infectious disease guy #trying to understand some statistics #academia #chaotic academia #R #epidemiology #data science #shitpost #academia shitpost

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yourmomsahira · 2 months

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Aftercare is so sexy.

#basic human rights #its a love language #aftercare goes both ways #can't say it enough #aftercare #love language #lovers #intimacy #dark academia #desi pyaar #desi memes #desi tag #desiblr #desi shitposting #spilled ink

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autumnmobile12 · 19 days

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I realized something...

The reason he makes this face is because he’s trying to imitate his father and look down his nose at people. Only he’s not as freakishly tall as Endeavor is, so he has to compensate by tilting his head back slightly.

In the first pic, he's talking to Shigaraki, who was sitting down at the time, and Toga was standing next to him not doing anything weird with her head angles despite being shorter. Second pic, he's looking at Shouto who's the same height as him.

Dramatic dork.

#my hero academia #dabi #touya todoroki #shouto todoroki #shitpost #so dramatic #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #endeavor

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regalthecat · 1 year

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Not null hypothesis rejected, not null hypothesis retained but a secret third thing

#shitpost #academia shitpost #academia

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theblasianwitch · 2 years

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Stole this from a friend with permission

#ex christian #pro chocie #reproductive rights #abortion #god was never pro life #do christians read the bible #bible shitpost #bible study #twilight academia #shadow academia #human rights #roe v wade #your religion is not mine

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midoriyasbones · 2 months

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the idea of canonically trans izuku is so funny to me bc imagine him coming out to kacchan

izuku: um, kacchan... i’m a boy

katsuki: ok, whatever nerd

izuku: oh, also i don't have a quirk

katsuki: you fucking WHAT

#bkdk #jules shitposts #bnha #my hero academia #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #midoriya izuku #mha #bakudeku

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zzzzzestforlife · 1 month

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✏️ what no one tells you about how to journal 📒

i was sick of all the "how to journal" content out there recycling the same advice that sounds great but doesn't always work in the reality of daily life. you're welcome 😏 (also low-key a shitpost, but there are nuggets of wisdom in here, i promise 😇)

✍️ what to journal about ✍️

sure, you could journal about self development and treat your diary like your therapist, OR you could write about:

the pettiest grudge you're still holding onto from elementary school 😤

all the gossip about other people's lives that you have Strong Opinions™️ about, but you're a good person, so what goes in the journal, stays in the journal 🤫

all the witty comebacks you never say to people's faces because you're a sensible, non-confrontational person, but also you didn't think of it until later 🙃

the possibilities are endless, let your imagination run wild, and/or feel free to contact the blogger for more 🤭

🚫 when NOT to journal 🚫

this is just as, if not more, important as when to journal.

nothing to say — forget morning pages, i can barely string together a coherent greeting before lunch. also, a whole night's sleep is like a total memory wipe, so i have nothing to write about 🤷‍♀️ and don't listen to whoever says to just write "i have nothing to write about" because if you start enough entries with that, you're gonna begin to feel there's no point BUT THERE IS!! just not right now. and that's okay ☺️

too often — personally, i think it's important not to make journaling your one source of clarity 🔮 continue to think things through in your mind, confide in people you trust, and have moments (in nature, perhaps) that simply can't be transcribed to words 🌼

not feeling it — if you're too tired OR feel fulfilled and clear-headed enough about your day, don't make journaling a chore you have to do no matter what. if that means you don't journal everyday, then so be it 🌝

so when do you journal? in general, when doing so would add something to your day ☀️ whether that's peace, humor, gratitude, or something else.

🎁 materials 🎁

now for the fun part: let's go to the stationery store! 🛒

✒️ GET A PEN THAT WRITES SMOOTHLY! you are literally lowering the physical resistance that's keeping you from journaling, trust me it works. also pencils suck.

🔐 get a journal with a band, lock, clasp, button, etc. — just because it's fun, but it has the added benefit of securing your intellectual property(?)

have a separate journal for writing thoughts vs. schedules vs. todos vs. collections (TBR lists, recipes, etc.) — beats having to make and maintain a whole index to keep it all organized in just one (1) notebook 😵‍💫

🌸 stickers — are a pretty substitute for correction pens 😻 (in theory, but i have yet to use all the washi tape i bought 😅)

or just journal digitally, idgaf, do what works for you, okay? 😇