Eddie and Steve are still both clueless about each other and their sexuality. Robin is just as clueless about them. Steve and Eddie both deal with unresolved sexual tension by arguing a lot. Steve, Eddie, and Robin are hanging out at Steve's place when yet another argument occurs.
Robin: Oh my God! Either make out or get out!
Eddie and Steve stop with wide eyes before looking at each other. They immediately start rambling incoherently, their voices joining together as they scoffed and laughed rather forcefully.
Eddie: I never never thought about -
Steve: Certainly never dreamed -
Robin: *her eyes wide* I was joking.
Eddie and Steve: I'm straight!
Robin: Right. . . *grabs their heads* I'm going to shake your heads, and if you dinguses start seeing rainbows, you're not straight!
Eddie: *shrieks* This doesn't sound like a very accurate test, Buckley!
Steve: We're not Magic 8 balls, Robin!
Robin shook their heads, and Eddie hollers until she lets go.
Eddie: I hat - Oh my God, I see them.
Steve: Fuck. Me too.
Robin: You see them because you want to see them. So, sources say. . .very likely.
Eddie and Steve look at each other with wide eyes.
Steve: We're, uh, going to go talk.
Steve pulled Eddie out of the room, and Robin breathed a sigh of relief.
Robin: Oh, thank God, I have no idea what the fuck I was talking about. I totally panicked. . .well, at least I can watch the movie in peace.
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Accidentally Undercover AU, let's go!
Three idiots and six identities, and all the comedic chaos that entails.
Y/N is a rather particular parkour enthusiast, who happened to catch the eye of someone scouting for new secret agent material. They're damn good at their job, though their lighthearted "ehehe I'm a secret agent" attitude doesn't really give off that impression. They're proud of their reputation though, and worked hard to get where they are.
In come Sun and Moon - one animatronic, two AIs (unbeknownst to Y/N). A tag team that works shorter shifts but due to their shared body still more than Y/N, and is scarily efficient. They quickly ascend the ranks and become respected agents to everyone except Y/N. About the same time, they look for a new place to live - somewhere with more space for all their gadgets and gear, and preferably with a landlord who won't ask too many questions.
Well, Y/N doesn't ask any questions they don't want turned around towards them, so at least with this arrangement everyone is happy. They don't mind the drilling, whirring, and all the other seemingly suspicious noises - because they're used to them, and have their own little workshop (although they invested in soundproofing long before Sun and Moon moved in). They do quite like their new neighbor, not realizing that's supposed to be plural, and find him one of the easier people to deal with in their life.
Not like their rival at work - who really seems hellbent on making their life difficult. Some mission overlap means they meet quite often, and fortunately mutually agree not to tell anyone else when their banter distracts them from the mission itself, almost causing them to fail. They don't truly hate each other. They're just the two smart kids in class who always need to prove themselves (to the other).
They're all very smart to work as secret agents - but I cannot emphasize enough that they are all three extremely, extremely stupid when it comes to their identities. They don't even expect the nice neighbor/ annoying coworker to be both, so of course they don't notice.
Sun and Moon can talk internally, and do sometimes, but mostly while one is active the other is in rest mode. It's a mutual decision - they would drive each other crazy, constantly critiquing actions/ not being able to actually intervene. They can "wake" each other, but mostly do that around the time of the switch anyway.
So when one talks about the respective Y/N identity they're aware of, they do so via recounting, and not shared memories, only increasing the dissonance between "Robin" and Y/N.
A present day to mildly futuristic setting, animatronics and robots are fully integrated into society. There's also enough of them around, so Y/N in turn doesn't question why their neighbor and coworker look so damn similar.
Shenanigans ensue ✨
Edit: Here's the masterlist! (Check reblogs for future updates)
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sky accidentally sumblred a tumbly sexlerman, and I accidentally did a genuine fanart instead of a cracky doodle I planned…
another one for the cringetober 2023 (some explanation under the cut of this post)
the prompt: day 8 — tumblr sexyman! the urge to finally draw reigen (from mob psycho 100, of course) was strong, but i knew I had to honor the ultimate tumblr sexyman (in his two forms, obviously)
for those going “what THE HELL are you even saying, are you having a stroke?!??” — this delightful drawfee video will explain everything (maybe)! go watch it and subscribe to drawfee, they bring joy (sometimes even literally)!!
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You'd think The Spine is the smartest, but then there was that time when he learned about all the cool gadgets Rabbit had in her arm, and he wanted to swap arms with her but before waiting to see if she WANTED to swap arms with him, he tore his arm off. Then he started bleeding out, melting, and misinterpreting all of his memories and Rabbit had to transfer her own oil to him so that he wouldn't die.
Also, that time The Spine went out to get Slurpees for everyone but he only bought one because he thought it was smart because it was cheaper than buying more than one but he used mayo as a substitute for a Slurpee
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