#accurate insults

[oneanothername]

#topher bus #clone high #ch #twas headcanon that he still takes flat earth theory as a personal insult even though he's trying to distance himself from his clone-father #but google said this whole story actually wasn't historically accurate #anyhoo he has a pear shaped globe in his room. so it kinda makes this work on a completely different level

[locusfandomtime]

see, i was going to make a genuine (albeit still jokey) one of these, but I think this is way funnier.

#we’re on tumblr in the minecraft youtube fandom though so I think is going to be accurate anyway LOL #disclaimer: this is a joke! dont take seriously! i am lgbtq. this isnt supposed to be insulting its just fun and parodying #locus fandom time #hermitcraft memes #hermitcraft #hermitblr #shitpost #mcyt #people post weirder stuff and tumblr is very queer but if i get people being annoying this is getting deleted heads up

[daisy-mooon]

"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does #now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance #im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS #annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men #this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women #black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai #does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character. #annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance #movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc #i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look #like. you guys really missed the point here. #anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2 #GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist! #rant over sorry #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo show #percy jackson and the olympians #the lightning thief #discourse #shitpost #percy jackson show #pjo discourse #riordanverse

[seri-tonin]

Something that's recently become a pet peeve of mine is when people mischaracterize Alhaitham and write him as someone who easily gets mad, especially with Kaveh. But in canon, I don't think he ever actually is shown to get really upset with him (or, for that matter, anyone other than azar iirc, and even then it was at least partially acting). A key part of his character is his ability to stay calm and rational in any situation. He never goes further than some pointed banter and teasing. Kaveh mentions in Alhaitham's trailer that he has a bad temper, but all other evidence shows it's the other way around

#basically: peak kavetham characterization is alhaitham being chill but a lil bit of an asshole for fun sometimes #and kaveh is dramatic and takes alhaithams insults too seriously #but they both secretly care for each other so so much and if theyd just TALK IT OUT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE- #anyways. sorry for yet another late night kavetham ramble. they make me ill <3 #kavetham #genshin #genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #it is 4am and im about to go to bed but i might check the archives tomorrow to see if this is accurate #seri speaks #analysis

[uncanny-tranny]

It's just... odd to me, I suppose, going from "what is in my pants is completely irrelevant to most anybody else's life" to the expectation that you must be completely open, essentially, about what is in your pants.

I think a lot of people understand the general idea of why it's bad decorum to demand people offer explanations for private information like this, but they don't analyze exactly why it's bad besides, "asking directly is just rude" and not "asking in any way still enforces the often violent nature of gender and sex, and putting people in the 'right box' is a part of that violence."

It's especially odd when seeing other trans people enforcing the idea that "what's in your pants?" is a genuine, good-faith basis for interacting with others.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #what i mean by the last paragraph is... WHY does it matter? #if i lied to you right now about what is in my pants... how would you know OR how would you change how i am treated by you? #and also. i would absolutely rather lie about my *own* body than be put in danger because it is a trans body #if worse comes to worst i genuinely don't care if somebody is mildly insulted that i didn't 'trust them' enough with that information #it's just weird to see people go from 'only tell doctors that info; it hardly matters outside that!' to... #...'you need to tell ANYbody - even in social and platonic situations where you don't think it matters'... #...can you see how believing in the fundamental idea (that your sex and to extent gender is not your own and belongs to everybody else)... #...doesn't really mesh well with the idea that trans people should be able to live an autonomous life wherein their information is *theirs* #and can you see how for people who aren't trans but have an 'its complicated' with the broad 'what's in your pants?' would ALSO be hurt? #because even if you don't word it as such you still present the fundamental idea that - again - your sex and gender are required informatio #and that it must be judged to be 'accurate' so others can place you in whatever direction they want to treat you with #anyway lying about this shit isn't Inherently Evil and the idea that it's like. a boogeyman is weird actually

[sketchalicious]

the joy of being 18 is now being able to watch adult rated shows without the fear of breaking a rule. anyway metalolcalypse whiteboard doodle dumps (ill draw more ninjago in a bit im just putting this here for self indulgence

also comic because toki is really funny to me

#i like toki a lot but nathan is my favorite #hes very equius to me #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #nathan explosion #william murderface #pickles the drummer #also they would absolutely just insult toki to his face in the early days #this is not canon accurate they do not care ik it

[alphabetcompletionist]

you look like every character ever made in a picrew. you look like if someone melted victor from despicable me in a microwave. you look like you say "erm actually" irl. you look like you used to call yourself a "chaotic gremlin" when you were younger. you look like if someone asked me to think of the average tumblr user. you look like the dictionary definition of "androgynous fair-skinned person". you look like if the phrase "oh my gods" was a person

and ladies, i'm single

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#and per se and #one day i'll get an insult that's too accurate it hurts #well i can't control being the color of milk all too much #none of the stuff i can control is true here anywheeeeeeeew

[bonefall]

Have you thought about collabing with the creators of Clangen?

It would be cool? But from what I know, Clangen really tries to stick close to canon, moreso than I do. They wouldn't be looking to add my clan culture expansions or spirituality overhauls.

So like, sure, if they/a mod maker approached me with an idea or request. Otherwise I'm not sure what we'd collaborate about?

#I want to translate the name file into Clanmew at some point #But another large difference between BB and Clangen is ecological accuracy #Which is something I very intentionally set out to fix #Clangen takes place in a bizarro world mix of the us and uk like canon #The United Statedoms of Englerica #And more specifically canon takes place in the... California/Appalachia/Pennines. #Mostly Appalachia but they mentioned a 'Mountain Vole' in DOTC which is from Cali-fucken-Fornia iirc #Unless it was an accident and they meant ALPINE vole or pygmy vole... #Digressing please do not take any of this as a dig or insult about the ecology stuff. I 10000% understand why they don't do what I do #More than anyone in the world I understand why they would not be super obsessed with ecology #There's absolutely no replacement for coyotes in England. And there is no Gar. #So you can't even do The Garfield Joke if you do what I do #I reintroduced boars so there would be some accurate danger that isn't just offleash dogs #I'm proud of the research I do but it is a lot of work! Work they're already doing on coding a workable game. #Bone babble

[junglejim4322]

Radfems calling me pornsick when I have no porn on my blog and do not fit the description at all feels like the equivalent of when randos in 2012 would be in your inbox saying triggered? 😈

#do you not have a better more accurate insult or something

[gay-otlc]

Straight trans guys need to understand that something that has repeatedly happened to them never really happened. Straight trans guys need to understand that they imagined all of it. Straight trans guys need to understand that they are not the authority on their own experiences.

#wow i can't believe this tumblr post erased every single time i've been mocked or insulted or told to detransition bc i'm transhet! #thanks i really appreciate it #op turned off replies and reblogs so this post happened #also you shouldn't make fun of trans people for using the language that feels most accurate to them #however the part that really set me off was when this person (not a straight trans guy) told straight trans guys we were wrong #about our own lived experiences #transhet #atrocious takes on tumblr dot com

[tomb-mold]

i can understand thinking ghost's music is shit thats fine but i did just see someone describe them as pop punk and well. cmon man

#scooby doo music? definitely. but pop punk?? #not a defense of ghost btw #just if ur gonna insult them at least be accurate

[sualne]

même

#jo catch up on one piece tag #my art #dernier avant de dormir parce que brainrot. j'me rappelle la première fois j'ai vu zoroxsanji j'etais genre 'mais 😳 ils sont tout les 2 #des gars.. 😳' LITTLE DID I KNOW. #for context. this is how they translated sanji's 'swan' 'chan' and 'san' and the 'omae/teme' fskf basically but not so accurately: #'nami dearest' 'beloved robin' and *checks google* 'my bastard/son of a bitch/asshole' <-last one fit better but its so funny trying to #translate french insult in english it just. it does not have the same vibes. 'salaud' doesnt sound that aggressive i think its pretty casua #but i might just be rude irl idk. no but official and fantranslation for one piece my beloved!! all the diffrent way to translate omae/teme #and all the rest. the many cute&funny nicknames from the chan/san!! Ice-ojisan -> papi glaçon. mugi-chan -> ma paillote #trop trop trop bien. LUFFY QU'APPELLE LAW 'TRIFOULLI' PARCE QU'IL ARRIVE PAS A DIRE TRAFALGAR AAHHHHH

[dezwade]

not giving Douglas & Leo more plotlines together was a missed opportunity because "pathetic man who is frequently bullied by children" and "teenage boy who is mean (endearing) to everyone" is such a fun dynamic

#lab rats #mine. #i would like to reiterate i am NOT here for leo slander. he has done nothing wrong ever #but also. he insults everyone all the time. hes kind of a bitch and i love that for him #and i think douglas would be susceptible to leo's insults in particular because he ALWAYS goes for the jugular #does not matter if youre an authority figure or a literal threat to his life. he will destroy in a way that is unfairly accurate

[nonbinary-arsonists]

sometimes an asshole is just what you need.

based on ch. 1 of @bunnys-beetlejuice-blog's fic The Upside of Being Down

#i know its not 100% accurate to the fic but who cares i liked the visual #sometimes you just need some weird fuck to interrupt your suicide attempt by inconveniencing and insulting you #love this fic #my art #digital art #beetlejuice #bjtm #bjtmtmtm #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice fanart #beetlejuice lydia #bjtm lydia #jesus do i need to make a tag for the art ive done based on moonbunnyblues' fics. bc its getting up there in number.

[doesephs]

Go d s i love your ronan ive recently just gotten into the series and have had such a specific image of ronan especially and you just nailed it and it scratched that itch in my brain.

ronan is the only charcter in that series i have a clear image of in my head, everyone else is so vague. currently rereading and forgot how poetic some of ronans descriptions are.

#most people draw ronans nose straight or snub and i find it insulting #if there’s other art that’s biblically accurate pls share #ronan lynch #my beloved

[storytellering]

the moment I see someone unironically make a "deadweight" nero joke or seriously refer to him as "deadweight" i know i can't trust them

#its the like king of the unfunny dmc dudebro jokes #like I hate to be the 'UMMMM ACTUALLY' guy but tell me you were playing with your eyes closed without telling me #the POINT is that he was never a deadweight not even to Dante #he just took it to heart because he was so desperate for Dante to acknowledge him and to feel up to task and his own inferiority complex #but the POINT was that dante blurted out something he didn't mean in the heat of the moment just to get nero out of there and #as words you dont think about in the heat of the moment often do #it stuck and cut him deeply #do you ever hear anyone refer to him as a dead weight besides the one dante line? #no!!! #the word is said exactly four times in game and three of those are nero talking back at dante since the one time hurt that badly #anyway yada yada i know its a funny haha #but it always communicates such a lack of care and respect for the source material and nero as a character to me #you can make deprecating jokes about the characters you like! #hell i insult vergil all the time #(he deserves it) #but its one thing to make actually funny and accurate insult-jokes about a character out of fondness #and another to just blindly parrot back a line that meant something completely else in context clearly without understanding what it meant #lol sorry rant over this got a bit longwinded #but the type of fan to unironically do that just bothers me #lo and behold its always the gen nonship and anti people wonder why /s