Disclaimer: I’m not native English speaker and dyslexic so I relay on the word autocorrect a lot and im not an expert of anything, i just know things or think i do it.
I’m in a poly platonic asexual relationship with a Ravenclaw and a Hufflepuff. I’m a Slytherin, can I make it any more obvious?
Regardless our prefer gender pronouns we all have a uterus and our periods are mostly one after another.
It was Ravenclaw wife time when this happened.
So biology 101 with me and my sworn enemies: the hormones
Brain: are u having a baby this month?
Uterus: nope :(
Brain: okay I’ll send the cleaning squad
The cleaning squad are obviously hormones that make the uterus contract so it shed the old blood. Your muscles are contracting so that’s why it hurts.
For non-uterus user, or if u have one but u don’t know, its the same hormones that start the contraction when someone is in labour.
Luckily we can produce happy hormones that can relax muscles. Can u guess when the brain start making them?
When you are horny. Masturbating is very good for sore muscle.
If only we experience sexual attraction *ironic sigh*
Asexuality apart, our hormones are still there. My libido is still there somewhere, don’t really care about it.
So when I’m on my period I found it help like reading NSFW fanfiction or scrolling the dark side of fan art. Literally just that, no other naughty business. I don’t know why that tricks my brain to produce horny hormones but it does and works well with pain management so ill not investigate more.
Knowing this and that Ravenclaw wife is more sex-positive i asked them if they wanted naughty fanfiction or something on the common chat, they replied that the would like ff with pictures, maybe a yaoi manga ore some omegaverse.
And here the Accident.
Hufflepuff wife, the sex-neutral to sex-repulsed wife, asked us what is an omegaverse.
If u don’t know what an omegaverse is we will not tell you like we didn’t tell her. The question was just too sweet and pure that we wouldn’t ruin it and she’s not curious enough to google it as i did a long time ago.
If u really don’t know about it it’s not really that bad, but it’s my least favourite kind of au. it just goes against what I want in an alternative universe.
And for today AceTalk is all
Reed u soon