#achievements irl

[pbaintthetb]

the biggest mystery of torchwood is not the rift, anything that comes through it, how torchwood is supposedly still a secret(though the show acknowledges at least in cardiff it's not) or anything in the archives

no it's how the actual fuck Jack still has an american accent after living 100+ years in wales. I'm not saying he should sound like a welsh poster boy but no softening of the accent?

#like i know once you're an adult your accnet kinda sticks i get that #but also how many people irl live somewhere else for 100+ years after achieving adult status #i mean obvs it's cause acting or whatever #it's just funny #'jack's american' like nah he's a welshman #it's the only place on earth he's ever *actually* lived nad he's lived there a damn long time #torchwood #captain jack harkness

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i do think izzy's "the only retirement we get is death" line is so funny because like the thing he's most famous for is being a b list villain in one of the most popular children's books of all time where he gets killed by a preteen. so like yes, the only retirement in store for him is death, but on the other hand, he can never actually die (or never stop dying depending on how you look at it) because he's been immortalized in one of the most well known and most adaptated fictional works of all time

#so like watch out i guess!!! #you can achieve immortality. but watch out!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #treasure island #israel hands #you cannot divorce the character or historical figure of israel hands in any of his iterations from the character israel hands in treasure #island sorry #it's all about treasure island #which isnt to say the other irl pirates havent been immortalized in works of fiction or even the mythology surround pirates and piracy from #the golden era but like thats just not the same as being in mother fucking treasure island

[pointless-achievements]

my 3 year old son finally graduated to big boy underpants can I get him an achievement for that

Achievement Unlocked:

Rite of Passage

Stop pooping your pants

#achievement unlocked #askbox achievements #irl achievement

[unexpectedbrickattack]

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Adding some more hcs here bc its under a readmore and therefore confined to the Secret Thoughts box. Obviously suggestive but mostly relationship stuff bc i cannot help myself 😔

So i feel like i am an outlier that really enjoys noise/noisette like i think they are sooo cute…they are just silly guys ! So no this is not ANYONE cheating i must make this soooo clear i am so touchy about this subject; this is my heehee haha safe space LMAO i want to keep that kind of drama faaaar away from me.

A quick tldr for noise (that i will start calling theo bc i think its a cute name LOL i dunno where it came from but i love it im taking it) is that: hes a nepo baby that was able to start a business and brand w that money, and then stayed in a bubble for the rest of his life bc his image and branding is too important to lose. He hung out w the same rich people to network properly and maintain status. He didnt have the time and courage to go into the circles he WANTED to go into.

I had a whole essay written but this is supposed to be a little tldr lmao basically. Hes bi and curious and gus is always extremely overwhelmingly happy and eager to mess around w anyone (also bi) if it means peppino will be there and peppino is like FINE but ur going to get attached to the rat and thats not going to be my fault. This would be after theo starts behaving, as in, starts respecting peppinos boundaries. And he gets to hang out w him peacefully enough times to work up the courage to poke the bear (lol) and ask questions. Bc hes nosy and curious 🥺 they look like they have so much fun at the bar and w whoever they pickup like. Way more fun than he has w his stuffy rich friends. He wants to be there, he wants to have fun 🥺

Anyway he gets to be peppino and gustavos third and it leaves him like this ->💥💥💥💥💥 and gus thinks its so cute lol like this poor possum is worn the hell out 😭 needs to conk out and sleep forever. ‘ONE. That was fun. That was FUN. I want hazel to do that to me’ peppino, wide eyed but like clearly flabbergasted and smiling incredulously: ‘YEAH? REALLY ? I MEAN. DIDNT UH. DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD THAT IN HER. OR WHATEVER.’

‘TWO. Would u do this again? Like that was fun. That was FUN. I wanna do that again. I think im too busy this week and next week but like. Is that an option? I can push stuff around so it can fit in ur schedule??’ And peppino LAUGHS like full body laughing hard enough that gus comes back w a water looking so confused. Hes like oh my god. You dont have to cancel shit for a dick appointment !!! You dont!! Oh my god!!! Hes like crying laughing at the thought of theo having to cancel an appointment so he can squeeze in his threesome 😭😭😭 and theo cant help but look A LITTLE red bc okay it sounds silly BUT no one said no and he will run w that lol

Also convinces hazel to get a strap at some point. Which i think is so funny bc i have a scene in my head of noise being so smarmy w peppino and gus like ooohhh so u needed dick to be normal again and not be rude? Was that all it took? And now theo is thinking back to what he said as hes laying down in bed after getting thoroughly pegged by his gf and hes like oughhgh……i get it……

#chattin #answered #saucy #hey this is a fucking essay. dont look at me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i dunno what to even tag this. im leaving it open #i have been thinking about them too much im setting this free into the wilds #maybe i will draw something for this #this also comes off as like incoherent bc i have no written characterization for noise n noisette #like how i feel like shes be down for anything bc he is similar to gus in that they both are free spirited #and are always up to try something new and have a good time 😊 #and how i see noise as someone who WANTS to be that free but is confined to the brand and image HE made for himself #and the persona he has is close to the whimsy he wants to achieve irl #anyway #i truly hope thay image of the tags blocks the image beneath the readmore lmao #<- said through gritted teeth #okay i was chatty today and it made me feel nice and happy again #last thing im posting today i love yall mwah

[pixelglam]

I love my simmies 🤍

#do i have an obvious sims style? i think so! #finally achieved that <33 #and dina is there #i really am as pale as my dress but thats realistic #i look amazing in white though irl #pixelglam #whitfield* #taylor* #colvin legacy #simself* #ts4 simblr #ts4 #the sims 4 simblr #the sims 4 screenshots #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots

[runawayfuture]

another beautiful day to wake up and make lesbian love with shadowheart

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shadowheart #beep #i always choose the buff lady body type and make myself kinda butch. to satisfy my yearning to be buff and butch irl #except when i choose the buff lady body type and go for an extremely androgynous or slightly fem look. again to express what i cannot be irl #basically i want to be buff and gnc. sadly i can achieve only one of these due to chronic fatigue #anyway. shadowheart <3

[8cfc00]

getting into podcasts featuring age 35+ people and characters has actually been sooo enriching for my well-being and understanding of life cuz like... the teens and twenties arent that big of a deal, there is so much to still learn, create, be and do beyond them... life is never perfect but has the potential to be cool as shit at every age man

#listening to forty year olds talk about their growth and the challenges they face and nodding sagely.... #as a sixteen year old it feels good to know i dont have to achieve jack shit for another like eighteen years... hell yeah #was very surprised to hear my irls (NOT into middle age person podcasts) say theyre ending it all at thirty #cuz im like brother if the dndads cast did that there would be no daddies! #esp for creatives. time helps marinate yr creativity increase yr capabilities and add a rich depth of experience to wtv you make man #also old man swagger is very attractive

[gremlins-hotel]

I'm becoming more and more convinced that you're IRL Alfred F Jones.

coward sending this on anon (affectionate)

the amount of times i have been told i'm "irl alfred f jones" and even look like him since i rejoined the fandom is disgustingly too many. i will simply accept my fate at this point.

#callsign gremlin checking in #i have so many stories i've told in servers #that caused people to say 'omg irl alfred' #and on top of that i've visited 49/50 states #and several have said that the moment i achieve 50 i'm going to turn into alfred like some horrifying butterfly #please end my existence

[solradguy]

Learning how to death metal growl to sing along to Insomnium and Amon Amarth tracks made it easier to talk in a deep voice but the downside is that it made it easier to just accidentally growl

#textpost #I always feel really really bad when newly out trans men irl ask me how I achieved [x masculine feature] #Because I'm a genetic freak of nature haha.... I was just like this from the start..... #It's to a point where I've lowkey wondered if there might be some intersex stuff going on that doctors covered up (WHICH THEY DO) #But I don't think that's the case. The clinic I go to now is LGBTQ+ focused and would have noticed something and told me by now #I think my mom just fell in love with a mythological mountain giant or creature and the genetic dice rolled weird

[leseggian]

fucked up how i can’t be bred with so much cum that i get a bulge in my tummy irl. it’s what i deserve

#c’s musings #horn #nsft #nsft text #sometimes it hurts to be so breedable that i cannot achieve my fantasies irl 😔😔

[the-abyssal-system]

Stuck in a constant loop of ‘wants to be more open about being a system and maybe make system friends’ and ‘no one needs to know anything about us and if we start talking about ourselves we will shake like a dog who’s existence is an affront to god’

#and by be more open I mean to a few people (at least when it comes to people we know irl) #because most people don’t need to know that shit and never will #also that last part may seem a bit specific but I’ll have you know it is accurate #we do just start shaking #also how the fuck do you tag posts like this #I’m new to the system side of tumblr #I’ve got no clue what I’m doing #so I’m just gonna put some tags here and hopefully I did it right #(trying to get a good grade in tumblr something that is normal to want and possible to achieve) #if anyone sees this feel free to ignore all that #or don’t it’s your life #system #pdid #pdid system #did osdd #actually dissociative #did #osdd

[rosysins]

OOC.

Alice Appreciation Post because I have so much feelings for him 🫶🫶.

he's literally the best boy. im love him. 🫶

#muse (4): asmodeus alice. #♡. 「 ooc 」 #i can't sleep so im looking at alice pictures. #hes JUST SO !!!! #SO SQUISH #like seriously whenever he smiles or he accomplishes smth #like it makes me smile irl #idk im just so mitten with this boy and i hope he achieves everything he sets his mind to BHJERBHJFBHERF #HES JUST SO CUTE #i'll never shut up about alice BHJERJBHFBERF

[saetoru]

“Don’t interact if you don’t believe in age up fics” or whatever. This is why x reader writers are absolutely fucking ridiculous and nobody takes them seriously

gworl there is nothing serious ab fanfic in general LMAOOOOOOOO take a deep breath 💀

this is actually my fav hate ask i’ve gotten it’s rly funny for a number of reasons. in another world where u didn’t hate x reader fics and i wasn’t an x reader fic writer, i think you and i could be seriously great friends

#regardless of what fanfic i wrote #reader or character ships or oc #i would not admit that to anyone irl #that just goes to show neither is serious #not yall acting all high and mighty over fanfic 💀💀💀💀💀💀 #do u have any achievements in life #anything to be proud of #any accomplishments bestie ???? #surely fanfic of all things can’t be the thing that makes u feel elite and superior HAHAHAHAHA

[mira0000000-blog]

THEY MADE THE MOTORCYCLE

#IM DYING IM LOOOOOOSING IT #WHAT´[AEOHF #WHAT #AEWFIOGWFEAYOGAF #WHAAAAT #i have known this silly motorcycle for so long this feels unreal #whoever buys this do some good crime #its what shadow would have wanted #i dont like how they changed some of her features but eh maybe they couldnt achieve it irl #sth #shadow the hedgehog

[faerygardenparty]

Is now a good time to admit that spiderbit is only my second favorite minecraft wedding after the mavin sky factory wedding? Like no other minecraft duo will ever beat them

#they specifically sought out a man who was ordained irl to officiate their minecraft wedding #barely anyone showed up #michael’s wife interrupted midway through and everyone thought she was gonna object but she just stopped by to say ‘nah it’s fine poligamy!’ #gavin almost instantly lost the ring #fae.txt #mcyt #achievement hunter #sorry I found that one poll and I’m going crazy over them

[iced-souls]

YOOOOOOOO IM BACK

We were chasing blue skies for hours my friends but we got to see the eclipse!!!!! YAHOOOOO!!!!

I got a clip for ya’ll cause i be proud of the shot 👍

I also got a lil clip of when it got dark, but it was just the grass really so under the cut it goes—

It did however get slightly darker

Anywho, enjoy! And I hope ya’ll also got to see it even though there were lots of clouds in some areas

#In the camera it looks more like that photo of a black hole #but irl it looks much cooler have to say #it kinda bigger and rather then the yellow-ish-ness to it its a pure black orb with pure wight shining out around it #basically what it looks like when you search it up lmao #anyways #tata #solar eclipse #normally im not as enthusiastic/excited about these things cause i can just look out my window #but man we were STRUGGLINGto find that blue so it was an achievement we WON BABYYYYYY #ight im rambling too much bu bye #have a good day #oh and if you’re wondering the original speed the first clip is Normal and4 seconds total and the second was originally 37 seconds