Rhysand: We should get married
Feyre: We've been dating for less than a month
Rhysand: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long
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*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
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Rhysand : In your opinion, how do you define stupidity?
Azriel : *turns to Nesta* How do you define Cassian?
Nesta: Stupid
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Cassian: Can we go to a haunted house?
Nesta: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Cassian: Wh-what?
Nesta: Goodnight, Cassian.
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Night Court Girl’s Night
Feyre, Nesta, Elain, Amren, and Morrigan: *sitting around the fireplace doing each other’s nails* 💅🏻
Cassian: *bursts into the room*
Cassian: YOU ALL JUST DECIDED TO HANG OUT AND NOT INVITE ME?
Everyone:
Everyone:
Feyre: Cassian, it’s girl’s night.
Cassian: So?
Morrigan: I would hope that you have figured out by now that you are a male.
Cassian: You still invited AMREN.
Amren: *stands up*
Nesta, as Cassian runs out of the room: *sigh* It’s like he wants to die.
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Nesta: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Cassian, sitting on Nesta’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
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The Inner Circle: Hey, Cassian, does it freak you out at all that Nesta is literally death incarnate?
Cassian: Smash.
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"i would have waited five hundred more years for you. a thousand years, and if this is all the time we were allowed to have.....the wait was worth it." -acowar p. 612
rhysand is the standard
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Gwyn: Do you speak French?
Azriel: Only between your legs.
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luciens thoughts during the second trial:
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Mareena (OC): Fight me!
Cassian: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Rhys: Why is Cassian crying?
Azriel: Mare kicked him really hard on the ankle.
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Rhysand: My standards are very high, actually. I prefer well-mannered, graceful—
Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*
Rhysand:
Rhysand: I want that one
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Azriel: …
Eris: *eyes covered in shadows* where am I?
Azriel: You’re in hell
Eris: This is more like my daydreams than my nightmares but ok
Credit to @iftheshoef1tz for the idea
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Nesta to Rhys: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.
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Bat Boys Camping Trip
*Cassian, Azriel, and Rhysand all sharing a tent*
Cassian, for the third time tonight: So……wanna snuggle?
Azriel: No. Stop asking.
Rhysand: I knew this trip was a mistake.
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so true tho
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