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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: I have a new hoodie.

Nesta: Wrong.

Nesta: We have a new hoodie.

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[nebarious]

Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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[sirendeepity]

Azriel: Bryce woke up a long forgotten Daglan from their eternal nap

Rhys, sweating: there's a Daglan on Prythian?

Nesta: not anymore

Cassian, in the background: 😍

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[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Rhysand: Go over there and flirt with them. Just say some cheesy pick up line

Y/N: Okay

Y/N walking up to Azriel: I like my partners how I like my intrusive thoughts

Azriel: ?

Y/N: Fucking me over in the middle of the night

Rhysand: Oh Mother above

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[i-only-see-daylight]

*Having a family dinner*

Amren: Can you pass the pepper?

Cassian: What’s the magic word?

Amren: *Clearly not impressed*

Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*

Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

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[fieldofdaisiies]

Azriel: I am the feared toture master of the High Lord of Night, with dark shadows surrounding me, daggers hidden beneath my pillows and a big hunting knife strapped to my belt. Eris: And your quite cute when you are angry. Come here and cuddle me, my little bat.

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[shadowsxgwynriel]

Azriel: You’re telling me that you have a mate?

Bryce: Yes.

Azriel: And you also have a mate?

Aelin: Yep.

Azriel:

*Meanwhile*

The Shadows:

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[shallyne]

Nyx: am I in trouble?

Rhys: take a guess

Nyx: No?

Rhys: take another guess

@officialrhysandweek

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[ephemeralsx]

luciens thoughts during the second trial:

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[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Nesta: You're an idiot.

Cassian: That's the charm.

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[nebarious]

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

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[feysands-bxtch]

Nesta: [fully immersed in a new book, listening to classical music, very focused]

Cassian: [upside down on the Library couch] Do you think ducks have feelings?

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[acourtofmoonlightandstars]

You cant convince me that this is not Az whenever he is left alone in the house of wind

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[i-only-see-daylight]

Cassian, staring lovingly at Nesta: I would die for you.

Nesta, reading her books: Then perish.

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[fieldofdaisiies]

Cassian *dropping someting*: Shit! Nyx *wearing the biggest grin*: SHIT! Cassian *spinning around*: No, no, no. We don't say that. Mummy won't be happy about you saying that word. Nyx: Shit! Cassian *crouching down on the ground*: No, no. We don't ever say that word again, alright buddy? That is a bad word. Nyx *giggling*: Shit. Cassian: No, no, buddy, stop. Promise me to never say that again, or your mummy will be very, very mad at Uncle Cass. Nyx *looking at his toys*: Sh-- Cassian: I'll take you flying and bring you chocolate, and we can even steal a huge piece of the cake Elain made earlier, if you promise me to never say that word again. Nyx *nodding happily, eyes twinkling*: Gaga.

Cassian releasing a contented sight, wiping sweat from his forehead; Feyre and Rhys entering the room Feyre: Did you have a nice time with uncle Cass? Look what we got you, baby.

Rhys handing Nyx a little plushy toy they got him. Feyre *smiling at Nyx*: So what are we going to call it, baby? .... Nyx: SHIT!

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[achaotichuman]

Feyre: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Lucien: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Tamlin: Fuck you.

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