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Rhys: Okay, let's play fuck, marry kill.
Rhys: First, who would you kill?
*Azriel points to Nesta*
*Morrigan points to Nesta*
*Lucien points to Nesta*
Nesta, shrugging: Ya know, I would probably kill me too.
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achaotichuman · 4 months
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At the High lord’s meeting.
Rhysand to Tamlin- “You are worth nothing, your life is worth nothing and I hate your very guts.”
Tamlin- “How can you hate my guts when you couldn’t even reach them?”
Everyone- *Gasps in unison.*
Rhysand- *Red faced and furious* “If you didn’t love everything I chose to give you, why did you keep crawling back?”
Tamlin- “Because I shape-shifted your dick to be utterly perfect and I didn’t want to give up all my hard work.”
Lucien- *Spits out his drink.*
Tamlin- “Never did change it back either, did I? Tell me Feyre are you enjoying what I gave him?”
Helion and Eris- *Exchange bet money.*
The rest of the High lords- *Adamantly staring the floor, refusing to laugh.*
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depressedreader209 · 3 months
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so true tho
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theladyofbloodshed · 4 months
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Merry Christmas from me to you. Enjoy the memes ❤️
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shallyne · 5 months
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I love her 🥰
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She's living and breathing in paintings, that's my girl
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dawneternal · 2 months
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Nesta is a gwynriel shipper. e.g:
Elain: mentions Azriel
Nesta: ugh can you not he's my friend
Elain: what do you mean? we met him at the same time
Nesta: stop touching my stuff
Elain: ??????
Nesta: go fuck one of feyre's friends
Elain:
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greenleaf777 · 2 months
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I couldn’t resist
Poor guy
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smuttydreambarbie · 11 months
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rosenecklaces · 6 months
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—unserious faes
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offtorivendell · 1 year
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This feels more accurate every day
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Feyre: What are you writing?
Azriel: The Spring Court wants to know what kind of weapons we are bringing to the meeting of the High Lords. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Feyre, looking over Azriel's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.
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achaotichuman · 4 months
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Feyre- "I left you because you suck, and Rhysand's dick is bigger than yours."
Tamlin - *Laughs in shapeshifted Rhysand's dick to be bigger because it was the size of his thumb."
Lucien- *Laughs in told every single person on the face of the planet and that's why Rhysand insists on keeping all his friends strictly in Velaris so they don't hear the gossip.*
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depressedreader209 · 3 months
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feyre core
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nesta-attorney · 2 months
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nobody:
amren:
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shallyne · 8 months
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Feysand Week Day Six:
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You better believe Rhys's heart dropped and he started trembling
@officialfeysandweek2023
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My cousin sent me this and I thought I’d share with the class.
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