#act like a cat on catnip

[yikes-ajax]

Guys help, I put catnip in the cat tree and they decided it's a fight to the death for their fix. They're reenacting scenes from the lion king I'm terrified

#I'd take a picture but its night and my eyes do not like light and my camera cannot take pictures in the dark AT ALL #and they act so normal on camera it makes me so mad #the second i put my phone down theyre having dragon ball fights #petblr #animals #cat life #cat lovers #catblr #cat #my cat #cat tree #stupid cat #funny cats #catnip #cats on tumblr #cats on the internet #cats on catnip #cats of tumblr #cats of the internet

[glitterrosesnzz]

Sry can i add smt to ur venti thing? I headcanon that its a general wind spirit thing. They all are chased a lot by cats because they hav a strong elemental smell which is similar to catnip for cats (also means cats fuckin love venti). The cats cant actually hurt them, but it is scary. and so over time they developed a warning to themselves and others when theres a cat nearby, that being a squeaky sneeze-like sound. This tranlated onto a human body as an allergy, much to ventis annoyance.

Also maybe hes scared of cats a little too? For the same reasons.

Also adding to wut you said abt medicine, i imagine it can work on him but in massive amounts, like with alcohol.

Sry i wrote more than i intended but anyways.

NO WAIT ALL THE WIND SPIRITS JUST. DOING THAT. IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THAT.

also canonically he does actually like cats as far as i know, and cats canonically like him, he just. has to deal with the CurseTM (allergies).

also when it comes to medicine working on him but only in large amounts... its possible. i can totally see him making someone panic by downing a whole bottle of medicine. but there was also the statement that healing magic doesn't work on him either... we don't really know how medicine is made in this world but i might be through a healing-magic process, in which case that'd explain why it doesn't work on him.

...either way a normal dose of allergy medicine will not work, and v/enti WILL have to deal with that

#Gen/shin Imp/act #snz #also i love the idea of like. him smelling like catnip but ONLY to cats. #that's so silly to me for some reason

[caeca-iustitia]

Catnip works on Marc

It works very well on Marc actually...

#{ 🍒 out of character post } #{ 🐈 marc van der straeten } #[He acts exactly like a cat does when he's around catnip] #[If he eats it then he kinda just melts and becomes a big ball of cuddles and affection] #[Just a random thought]

[cursedthing]

.ogh fuck in order to combat the Horrors the catnip eyes has returned

#.WHY DO WE JUST TURN INTO BUNCH OF CATS WHO ACT LIKE THEY'RE ON CATNIP PLEASE #.IT'S RANDOM AS WELL #ines screams into the void

[nixie-writes]

Dating Alastor Would Include

who doesn't want a date with this literal cannibal

-he's withdrawn in public. He doesn't want Vox the public to see him being romantic with anyone, so PDA is off the table. He doesn't mind small gestures in the hotel where there are limited eyes.

-he would only confide in the hotel staff and Rosie about his relationship with you. It's not that he's ashamed of it, he doesn't want you to become a target because you're with him. So your relationship is mostly a secret. He doesn't want you telling your friends you're with him either.

-he's very gentle when touching you, surprisingly. His claws are sharp and capable of so much damage he never wants to inflict on you, and your skin is so soft. He'd gently trace shapes on your skin with a claw tip just to see his fingernail dance across your sensitive complexion.

-he's happy to cook for anyone in the hotel, even Angel. So of course he'd be happy to cook for you as well. He'd be over the moon if you asked for a Creole dish. He whips up a delicious crawfish étouffée. But really, he'll cook whatever you want.

-he's very warm by nature, literally. He feels like he's running a fever but that's his normal body temperature. He makes a great cuddle buddy when no one is looking. He'll be big spoon or little spoon, it doesn't matter to him. He just likes to know you're close.

-shockingly he has separation anxiety. How this developed he'll never tell a single soul, but whenever you're not around he has nervous tics, like biting his clawed fingernails or pacing or scratching the wood of the bar table until it starts to decay, ruining the wood. Husk jokes that you're tied to Alastor's hip because he's so emotionally dependent on you.

-he'll convince you to try demon meat at least once. Don't say, "oh I'm not easy to convince!" this man has his ways. If you like it he's pleased and will buy you only the highest quality meat. If you're not a fan of it he understands, you need a specific taste to like it, and will respect that you don't like it. That said, he'll probably slip a little into your food regardless of your opinion of it. Not enough to taste, just enough to say he gave you some.

-Alastor is very...protective. He isn't the type to get violent unless necessary, he'd rather creep out his query than attack them, but he's not afraid to get aggressive if need be. He can and will fuck someone up, that's assuming he doesn't decide they look tasty and do the exterminator's job for them. He doesn't like when other men get close to you, he takes that as a challenge. That said, all the men in the hotel have learned to keep their distance from you to avoid Alastor's wrath. Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty can get as close as they please, he doesn't see them as a threat to his relationship with you.

-if you happen to have a cat-like appearance he'd love to pet you, stroke you and feed you catnip just to watch you go crazy. Vaggie doesn't like him giving you catnip, you always get the zoomies and break something by mistake and end up crying over it but he gives it to you anyway, just to see you act ridiculous. When you're in the cute purring phase of catnip he'll rub your head and tell you how cute you are and ask if he can have a slice of that cutie pie.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #alastor x reader #alastor

[lillithhearts]

Could I order a reader x husker & reader x Alastor (separate) where reader naturally smells like catnip?

I’ve been in the fandom for a while; and a running theme with Al is that he purrs. I personally think it’s really silly and cute; and I think if he purrs like a cat. Might as well be part cat 🤷🏼‍♂️

(I was also hoping for reader to be a sort of lamb demon; and you can decide if it’s smut if nah idm)

~🍖

Alastor x Reader ❦ Husk x Reader˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

ׂׂૢ pairing : Husk & Alastor x Reader

ׂׂૢ cw : Not proofread

ׂׂૢ reader is gender neutral

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠...

♪ to everyone's surprise he's absolutely glued to you at every hour of every day; it's starting to concern the others at how stuck to you he is, always smiling seemingly more genuinely. His cheek is very often squished against yours as you hear a barely audible purr emitting from the overlord, his eyes closed; you swear you see something moving behind his coat every time he makes physical contact with you.

♪ whenever he's not with you his ears are always flattened against his head and he seems irritable, upon finding out your particular scent you joke to him that he's having withdrawals which he didn't find as funny as you did, he's sulking for the rest of the day.

♪ shockingly let's you pet his ears because it means he gets to get closer to you and take in your scent for the 70th time today, it's always a sight for the others to see his head on your shoulder while your hand combs through his red soft locks, Alastor yet again struggling to keep his purrs to your ears only; knowing You'd never openly embarrass him like that, he trusts you alot so don't squander it.

♪ if you're ever alone in his room he gets very touchy, his hands are running all over you while you try and scroll on your phone or read; whatever you like doing before bed. He's constantly trying to rip your actual clothes off since they are restricting your natural smell and it's irritating him greatly; don't be upset or surprised if he fully expects you to be barely clothed while you lay in his bed; usually falling asleep with his arms snaked around your waist with his face buried in your neck.

♪ he regularly eyes Husk since he's the only one who's also affected by your aroma, Giving him a warning to stay the hell away from you if he knows what's good for him.

♪ like Alastor, everyone is surprised and confused by how quickly Husk had warmed up to you along with how seemingly dependent he was on you; always smiling at you and inviting you behind the bar, he'd even ask you to try and make drinks with him as a fun game so he could stand shoulder to shoulder with you, sneaky kitty.

♪ if it's late in the night while everyone else is already sleeping he'll sometimes rest his head against your chest as you scratch his head; loudly purring and quiet grumbling while he talks about the day he's had and his past; absolutely in a daze in your presence

♪ After you arrived he naturally acts more relaxed and calm, your scent over time just relaxing him even when he just thinks of you which is constantly but he'll never say that; this clearly making the other residents more happy and inclined to speak to him even Alastor is surprised by how his old buddy husker has loosened up!

♪ is not above grabbing one of your shirts and using it as a pillow cover even if you're literally right next to him, the more of you the better he always says. His tail wags and his ears slightly flick while he purrs into your neck; his slender fingers grabbing the small of your back and thigh as he goes to pull you closer to him, a deep chuckle from his throat as you begin to tease him about it and how "he's obsessed with you" he laughs it over however he never denies it.

♪ bring it up while the others are around? He's side eyeing you while he "growls" you obviously coo at him saying he's not looking very intimidating; having known what he was like in bed the night before you just couldn't take him seriously! His ears flatten while he turns away to hide the blush creeping in on his face his long tail loudly thumping against the bar table.

Authors note : I did this at 2:30AM, Man I should really fix my sleep schedule but what am I if not self destructive

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagine #alastor x reader #husk x reader #husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor

[bamsara]

now i ask you

how does your nariander act when catnip’d

(Based off of my own cats)

off the rails going nuts. starts picking fights with lamb or any of his siblings just so he has an excuse to go feral.

Lambert walks in and gets tackled by a catnipped Narinder yelling 'spar with me traitorous vessal and prove to me youre the true bearer of the crown' but he's attacking them in such a way that they cant tell if he's trying to tear off their face or make biscuits in their head wool. Probably drags them to the floor at some point and has them in an 'alligator death roll' but it's the same way cats roll around on the ground after catnip.

Another incident being they walk into Narinder and Heket and Kallamar in full on combat, no weapons its a 1v2 but Narinder is winning because he's on all fours foaming at the mouth going feral with the aggressive zooms. Leshy is the one who put the catnip in his food

Later he just abrupt knocks out. Slumped. Sleepy. Limp ragdoll that the Lamb has to drag somewhere to rest because he's zooted out. Mans is covered in blood and ichor being slung around like a slinky with a full ongoing snore snork mimimimi

#I have five cats and they all act different to catnip #but 3 outta 5 get aggressively affectionate / playful and then zonk out #the other two just relax

[borderline-purrsonality]

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

hiii!!! just a reminder, you shouldnt name your kits skykit or give them a -sky suffix!! me and plenty of other skyclan cats have expressed our discomfort with our clan name being used on other cats :3

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

how about you mind your business??? my great-great-grandma had -sky as a suffix and i dont see anything wrong with it??? who cares

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

you cats didnt even know skyclan existed shut the fuck up you ignorant thunderclan cat

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

HELLO?????? IF IT WERENT FOR THUNDERCLAN YOUR ASS WOULD STILL BE GONE

🌊 willowclawz  Follow

Typical of ThunderClan to act like they’re entitled to everything. All because you got a few prophecies you think you’re better than everyone.

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

lmao rich coming from a fishbreath. whens the last time you were relevant?

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

Hey guys can you stop blowing up my notes

🐞 i-am-a-bug  Follow

Is anyone gonna bring up the fact that we literally have a ShadowClan medicine cat named Shadowsight

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

a shadowclan cat. i dont care if shadowclan names their kits after themselves i just don’t want them using sky

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

“yOU cANT lOOK aT tHE sKY iF yOURE nOT sKYCLAN”

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

ThunderClan 🫵

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

alright whatever. I deleted the post stop arguing about useless nonsense

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

You started it though, lol

sixfallingsnowflakes-deactivated

shit like this is why skyclan shouldve never left their gorge

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

HELLO???

🐈‍⬛ whiskers-andpaws  Follow

🎂 I’m sorry my mutual left that note on your post

🌈 dashing-winds  Follow

anyone in this thread eat catnip

🔔 bellmoon  Follow

posts that have 10000 notes to me

morningsun115-deactivated

Hey OP!! I’m sorry everyone’s been so mean to you! I’m from RiverClan and have a SkyClan mate and I was wondering if it’d be okay if we named our kits Riverkit and Skykit to unite our clans together? I understand if not!!!

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

you what

🪷 lilypadz  Follow

@/morningsun115 is Echofrog from RiverClan btw

🐇 rabbitz394  Follow

HELLO????

🐱 throwawayaccount  Follow

hey im on a burner account to protect my identity but @/morningsun115 is literally my mate and im from shadowclan???

🌈 dashing-winds  Follow

IT GOT WORSE

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

😭😭😭 im going insane

🦔 scuddles-away  Follow

hwuh… echofrog is my mate we’re literally both from riverclan what in starclan is going on

wings-of-ash-deactivated

shit is like this why ill never leave this site of no stars

🌌 skyofstars  Follow

well you literally deactivated so

🫧 staring-atthe-sun  Follow

@/wings-of-ash FUCKING DIED

#warriors #warrior cats #wc #juno sayings #had one idea kept going #this is what it spiraled into

[radiance1]

Hey yall got a new hc for ya.

Or maybe it isn't new I have no idea but basically.

Kryptonite is catnip to ghost, and it's the very high quality stuff.

Like so high quality that it's basically legendary in the ghost community and if it's found ghosts would fight over it. Hell, it's not even made 100% from ectoplasm but it'll get any ghost acting like a cat as soon as they so much as take a nibble of the shit.

The only one able to somewhat resist its effects are the Ancients and most powerful ghosts, but even they struggle with it from time to time.

On another note, if Kryptonite makes ghosts act like this, well. When consumed by a halfa it basically straight doubles the effects.

If Lazarus Water is vintage wine, then Kryptonite shall be catnip.

Both are basically the stuff of legend to the ghosts of the Infinite Realms.

And curiously enough, only those specific ghosts get such a kick outta it.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover

[pigeonpeach]

Genshin WOMEN as cats!

Just pure fluff! Gender neutral reader

Characters included: Beidou, Candace Dehya, Eula, Ei, Jean, Lisa, Navia, Shenhe, Yae Miko

Jean

Oh so very stressed. Even once assured her state is temporary and will be reversed by tomorrow. For the day Lisa is left in charge as you must now try to get your catified wife to calm down. Tasty fish perhaps? In reality the real thing she need is a looooong nap. You must make her a comfortable bed, one plush and warm that makes her feel safe and loved aka your lap she wants to sleep on your lap and you have no choice but to oblige. And jean is a deep sleeper. Commonly does she get little sleep. So now that she can she basically sleeps the day away enjoying your pats and kisses.

Navia

Upon her relief that it is temporary she is a most silly kitty. She decides to go out to get fresh fish from Poisson, curious to see if it tastes better now that she’s a cat. You and her body guards must simply accompany her. You hold her on a plush pillow as she meows orders to you. A strange sight indeed for any passerbys. But nonetheless is she a verrry pretty kitty. Oh you cannot neglect her! She deserves many chin scratches and ear scratches too! And she expects them, politely bumping her head into you for more.

Lisa

She probably just goes back to sleep I’ll be real. Lisa probably concocted the ordeal herself for some experiment or just for fun. She will explore Mondstadt’s city. Expecting you to follow and buy her needs. If course being s tasty meal. Afterwards she can’t help but nap in the warm grass making you sit down with her. Before you know it you also take a nap.

Eula

How obscene! Herself? a cat?! Who dare do such a thing! She demands vengeance immediately! The world must know her wrath! You have a very vocal and very angry kitty on your hands so… maybe catnip would be useful? It helps immensely as she now acts like a silly little kitty who keeps dosing off. Once she’s back though she will seek vengeance upon you for daring to drug her in such s state! Even if it was for her benefit!

Beidou

The crew is more panicked than she is. Simply lounging about, eating fish. She sits on your lap like its a throne. A day off is very appreciated. She ends up overfed though as her crew worries about her. You have to physically stop her from eating her 7th fish in a row! She is small now she can’t eat a while shark like before! She ends up annoyed when she can’t drink with her men like before either. Oh well at least she has you. It’ll be a funny story to tell her friends back at shore.

Shenhe

Confused! She is however very calm. She tries to go about her day as normal but that doesn’t go well. She concludes that she should spend the day napping. You however want to spoil and pamper her as she’s so small and very very cute. A elegant white kitty! Your affections are not denied. She does enjoy the chin scratches. She loved her sides being pet. Just don’t let Cloud Retainer see otherwise she’ll freak out.

Ei

She is a cat? How so? How can this be? Fascinating? Unfortunately she must give up desserts for the day which is the most devastating news. Thunderstorms will be a plenty as she mopes having to endure one day of no sweets. She will pout and sulk. Not in your lap but instead resting against your thigh. She will try some fish but is repulsed by its non sweet flavor! How horrible!

Candace

Also very alarmed! She is a protector of Aaru Village! How can she give up one day. You end up contacting Dehya to take over as Candace tries to enjoy cat life. The sand in her toe beans is annoying. But for her the worst is eating unseasoned meat. Kitty stomachs cannot handle spices or advanced flavoring she oh so adores. How unfortunate for her. But at least she has you! You will have to find something entertaining for her to do. Maybe play with the kids or climb trees? Unlike the other catified women she won’t nap until tired. And she is a resilient woman. When she sees you tuckered out and sleeping however she joins you, resting on your chest.

Dehya

Worried but also kind of excited. What adventures can she have now? She wants to go all across sumeru but you make her settle on just sumeru city. She wants to try alot of things. Namely hunting! She’s hunted before sure but she wonders if its easier to be a cat? She aims for pigeons and cranes. With no success you decided to make her a hearty meal of chicken as compensation. Just then she managed to catch one! Oh she is so proud! Proudly showing off her catch with pride! You get to prepare it though, she isn’t interest in eating a mouthful of feathers. She’s also bummed out at no seasonings but hey she’s just proud she could catch something. She also very happy to spend this time with you. It’ll be a funny story to share.

Yae Miko

Unlike most of the ladies here, she is definitely doing this on purpose and is likely doing so for multiple days. She does so in order to get up to some silly mischief as her fox form has become too noticeable. She steals food all while getting away with it because she’s a cute kitty! She spies on rival writers, she causes drama between civilians. You end uo having to quarantine her until she turns back. Oh but then she goes back to mess with you! Is the kitty following you to work her or just a kitty? You’ll never know now. Your lap is never safe again!

#genshin imagines #genshin x y/n #domestic fluff #genshin impact #jean gunnhildr x reader #yae miko #yae miko x reader #Ei x reader #navia x you #navia x reader #dehya x reader #candace x reader #shenhe x reader #shenhe x you #beidou #beidou x reader #eula x reader #gender neutral reader #their gender is never addressed but you have a comfortable lap #lisa x reader #silly cat thoughts

[enderdragongirl]

Imagine... Cat!Scaramouche

Cat!Scaramouche who's a new addition to the Fatui Cat Cafe, having been picked up off the streets recently

Cat!Scaramouche who is the cutest but also simutaneously the most temperamental kitty the cafe has ever seen

Cat!Scaramouche who acts like he doesn't care when people fawn over him (He does)

Cat!Scaramouche who gets jealous when you don't pay attention to him (like you're supposed to)

Cat!Scaramouche who claws his way into your lap to make you pay attention to him, shocking all the cafe staff

Cat!Scaramouche who regrets his choices when you pick him up and wrap him in the tightest hug he's ever had

Cat!Scaramouche who stiffens and falls out of your lap when you plant a kiss on his forehead before you leave

Cat!Scaramouche who warms up to you after lots of food and catnip

Cat!Scaramouche who grows attached to you quicker than he would like to admit

Cat!Scaramouche who so desperately wants to be adopted by you when the cafe announces the cats can now be adopted by patrons

Cat!Scaramouche who sticks to you like glue the next time you visit the cafe, being the most affectionate you've ever seen him, mewling so pitifully when you have to leave

Cat!Scaramouche who sulks when you're not there, hissing and clawing at anyone who isn't you (Dottore learned that one the hard way)

Cat!Scaramouche who'd do anything to stay with you forever

#Scara: *Being affectionate* #reader: Is he on something? #scarameow #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #Aliimagines #Aliwrites #wanderer genshin #wanderer x reader

[aglitchysylveon]

Have more of this unhinged purple cat, now he's just some feral house cat, careful he might claw up your furniture and curtains.. And you possibly.. Maybe.. Just give him some temptations cat treats and Catnip and he'll be set.

Now I just imagine Catnap acting like a normal house cat, just at 3AM you're trying to sleep and you just hear this.. Maybe 9ft purple monster cat just zooming throughout your house and knocking things off the shelves then jumping in reaction..

#my art #shitpost #doodle #traditional sketch #poppy playtime catnap #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #catnap #monster catnap #he's just a wittle fuzzy wuzzy kitty #he secretly really likes meow mix/j #the entire couch is his bed #house cat

[qftim-c]

I've seen the posts abt Bendy and his zoomies xD, and it made me wonder: what happens when som1 gives him catnip? Would he respond as such like a cat? :]

Demons do act somewhat as felines at times but they aren’t actually related to them since there are different types of demons

#qftim #babtqftim #quest for the ink machine #bendy and boris the quest for the ink machine #qftim:c #babtqftim:c #my art #my artwork #bendy the demon #cuphead #felix the cat

[rottenpumpkin13]

The Turks and SOLDIER now share an entire floor with each other, and their bosses (Rufus and Lazard) have offices on said floor. How "On Fire" is everything?

• Sephiroth and Tseng now share an office, something which Sephiroth only discovers when he arrives there at 6AM and finds the whole room rearranged.

Sephiroth: ....What have you done?

Tseng: Feng shui.

Sephiroth: Why was my desk replaced with a giant cat bed and a scratch tower?

Tseng: There was not enough enrichment in your enclosure.

Sephiroth: But—

*Tseng sprays him with water*

• Genesis is moving into a completely different office with Reno because the budget cuts are crazy.

Genesis: Oh no! The shelves won't have enough room for my limited edition copies of Loveless: The Screen Play and my 80s hyperpop records! Do you know what this means?

Reno: That the closet is made of glass.

• Zack ends up being the most bothered by all of this. He finds the Turks occupying the training room 24/7 and acting like they own the place completely ridiculous. Yet, his last straw is...

Zack: THAT'S IT! WHO ATE THE LAST ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE BREAK ROOM FREEZER!? HUH? SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD.

Rufus: I ate it. Is there a problem?

Zack: None at all!

Rufus: Really? You're turning blue.

Zack: My favorite color!

Rufus: If you have a problem with me eating the last ice cream sandwich, just say so.

Zack: I'm fine! Will you accompany me to the freezer for just one second?

• Meanwhile, Angeal has been put in charge of Dark Star and is walking her around while keeping an eye on the move.

Angeal: Isn't this such a nice day? Everyone's getting along so well.

*Genesis and Reno crash through the glass window of their office. They're on the ground choking each other*

Genesis: ADMIT IT! THAT BOX OF RED HAIR DYE IS YOURS!

Reno: NEVER! THE BOX WAS ON YOUR SIDE OF THE OFFICE! DOES MY HAIR LOOK FAKE TO YOU?

Genesis: YES!

Reno: YEAH, WELL AT LEAST MY HAIR ISN'T LIGHT BROWN AND I TELL EVERYONE IT'S RED!

Genesis: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

*They get up and crash into the window of the next office*

Angeal: Come on Dark Star, let's go call the doctor.

*There's an explosion from within the office*

Angeal: And the fire department.

• Meanwhile, Lazard is frantically running around trying to find the culprit who locked Rufus in the break room freezer.

*He opens Sephiroth's office door*

Lazard: Sephiroth! Have you seen....

*Sephiroth is sprawled out in his giant cat bed playing with what looks like a sock of catnip*

Lazard: What are you doing??

Sephiroth: Enrichment.

#ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #ffvii crisis core #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #angeal hewley #zack fair #lazard deusericus #tseng ff7 #reno ff7 #rufus shinra #storytime

[silkkorchid]

What went down in TWST rp in a week-

Covers 4/6 - 4/12

Naming this week “Sebek’s life cannot get any worse”.

People are throwing tomatoes at Mrs. Rosehearts.

NRC won the race. HELL YEAH! ANOTHER WIN FOR NRC!

The NRC Prophet is loosing their cool for Kalim since he always ask them to read his palm at parties.

NRC Fashion advice account is spraying Lucius. That won’t end well…

There is now a Book Club in NRC.

There is now a daily announcement what goes around NRC account.

A dance club member got their privacy violated by their friend.

Crowley hit someone mom, get that crow in a cage immediately!

Crowley’s hair is thinning, WHICH HE WILL BE BALD!

Lucius made an account, and this week can’t get any weirder that THE CAT FROM MAGIC HISTORY CAN SOMEHOW FUDGING- [🍮.exe has crashed]

Lucius got a brother name, Luciciu…

Lucius join the dance club. Don’t ask how though.

Lucius got a secret stash of catnip from the NRC Staff.

Diasomnia is playing Mario Kart and according to Silver. Malleus, Lilia, and Sebek is all screaming.

Ain got an allergy reaction after someone threw blueberries at them.

Ain ate the rocks from the Monstro Lounge again.

Someone point out that Sebek and Silver kinda acts like Papyrus and Sans from Undertale.

Sebek got a crazy stalker that happens to be his older brother ex.

That Valarie person mess up the wrong family the moment she kidnapped Sebek, also the Diasomnia future children has join in the manhunt, wonderful.

Idia is willing to do a fist fight with Valarie, she pissed off the wrong person.

Ruggie join in the fight to rescue Sebek for fun.

Valarie is now dead after being shot by Yuu. I presume…

Sebek got a bird that looks like Sebek..?

Ignihyde blew their budget fixing the second floor, Idia is in disbelief about it.

Verdis got kicked out from his own dorm for insulting Idia.

Idia now knows what is like being a father, while his future children are hugging him.

Idia is afraid of the Leech Twins, I’m not surprised at all since everyone knows that the twins are damn terrifying.

Idia is being bullied by someone he can easily beat.

Deuce got turn into an egg… HOW THE HECK DOES THAT LOGIC WORKS!?

Deuce became a rainbow. Can we petition to stop bullying deuce?

The reason why Deuce got onto Tumblr was a bet from Ace, in which made Deuce strained his ankle.

Deuce now realizes that Lucius got an account.

Cater meets his future child, welcome to the You Are Now a Dad Club.

Tsum Cater is at it with the phone, but got captured by Althea.

Ruggie knocked out someone with a magift disc as they were laughing too hard to the point they felt like they were dying..? Also WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT PRACTICE RUGGIE BUCCHI!?

Someone made Cheka cried. And Leona is out for blood along with several others.

Cheka said the f word, welp here we go again. Rip quartz

Azul Mom made a tumblr account, TIME TO ASK WHAT WAS AZUL LIKE!!!

Mrs. Ashengrotto now know the existence of her grandchild. This is gonna be a interesting family drama.

Mrs. Ashengrotto sent baby pictures of Azul.

There is two Kalim, rip Jamil Viper.

Someone traumatized Kalim.

Mrs. Rosehearts is in denial about her way of raising a child.

Mrs. Rosehearts is at it again complaining about her treatment at NRC. She brought it upon herself.

IM NOT INCLUDING THE AFTERMATH FROM SEBEK KIDNAPPING OK! There is too much…

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Hybrid HCs 💦

Characters: Aizawa, Bucky, Loki, Steve, and Tony (Will add more per request)

Aizawa Shota (Black Cat)

• This man will sleep whenever and wherever. He won't admit it but he loves sleeping with his head between your thighs or against his chest

• Never give this man catnip especially during his rut. He gets extremely horny and borderline aggressive with how he ties you up and abuses your poor hole.

• His form of aftercare is grooming you, bringing you food, and scent marking you like crazy.

Loki Odinson/Laufeyson (Dragon)

• He claims that you, his books, and the Tesseract are part of his dragon hoard. Which means he's extremely overprotective to the point you can't leave the castle without him or a body guard.

• The jealousy levels this man has is insane. If you even smell like another man he'll start scent marking you like crazy.

• He loves to stuff you full of his eggs and cum and he praises you the entire time because he knows how uncomfortable it is to be full of eggs. He also loves seeing your stomach bulge from the eggs. This behavior is worse in the spring.

Bucky Barnes (German Shepherd Pitbull mix)

• Scary dog privileges and he will act like a service dog to the point you have to get papers and a vest for him so that he could be with you at all times.

• Like Loki he gets very jealous and possessive and jealous sex is very common. He adores knotting you because it makes you have the prettiest expression.

• He will make you take a bath as he cleans the room and changes the sheets so the room doesn't smell like sex. He will bring you your favorite snacks and drinks as he subtly scent marks you.

Steve Rogers (Golden Retriever Husky mix)

• He is vocal almost 24/7 so you had to learn a very stern almost military like voice when you need him to be quiet.

• He is very sweet with sex always praising you on how well you are taking him and he listens to your needs and wants.

• He goes overboard with aftercare

Tony Stark (Fox)

• He claims that his lab is his den and only he is allowed in grumbling whenever you are in there watching him work. He secretly loves you being in the lab with him.

• Sex can either be lazy or extremely aggressive just because he wants it to be. He will listen to you most of the time. He's more aggressive in the spring time.

• He knows aftercare is important but he's never done it so he has J.A.R.V.I.S/F.R.I.D.A.Y coach him through it for the first month that you two are together.

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