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[sailor-sunshine]

Huntress wizard w/ willow tree hair ft practicing backgrounds a little

#huntress wizard #adventure time #my art #actual posts #artists on tumblr #atimers

[blackfright]

thinking about the four swords poll that was like ok lets settle this WHO IS THE REAL LINK and i cant remember the exact results but i think green was in the lead followed by shadow and the rest of them were behind but Blue had a bit of an uptick and that was fucking hilarious. it wasnt much but there were obviously some people voting him for the joke. i mean come On. he said it himself multiple times !!!!!! HEHEHEHE

edit i foudn it

#actual posts #🌲 #i cant believe he convinced some of yall.... /joke #four swords #four swords manga #TAGGING THIS BC IT WAS SO FUNNY #sorry i saved the image cropped like that i dunno who hosted it #poll was fucked from its premise but as a joke its really funny. i wish shadow won. imagine <<33<3<<3<3<33

[mobulidae]

I’m really not feeling great about the posts I’m seeing about the rich people lost at sea in a submarine. I understand that they are rich idiots and the sub was a death trap.

But those are actual human being on that ship. Actual human lives trapped alone in the dark, not knowing if anyone will ever come for them, or G-d forbid their lives snuffed out. I wish people would think about that for just a second before posting about how funny it is and they hope they die.

#actual posts

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

#i don't hate chilchuck or anything i just have no idea what about him is actually attractive #i'm very confused about this #dungeon meshi #gray posts

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten #actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant'' #but realized without context that meant nothing lol

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

#steph's post tag #also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB #LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW. #IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.

[tentacleteapot]

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

#add tags to help people find your post #for the record this is my genuine opinion on the matter #hall of fame #I like this post a lot actually I’m glad it’s getting notes thanks everyone #daphne.txt

[vivi266]

#love how this is actually about something but it's so broadly applicable i dont want to actually make that specificity clearer #original text: oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences #anyways the sticker is also extremely relevant and i'm tired of this post being popular

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

[thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove]

there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward

#aromantic #actually aromantic #actuallyaromantic #the vegetable posts

[sailor-sunshine]

Huntress wizard sketch I did the other day

#my art #actual posts #adventure time #artists on tumblr #huntress wizard #atimers #ik i never post my art anymore 😭

[blackfright]

MOLT SCREAM TO ME ABT WHY ASGORE IS SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VIEWS ON HIM

hello i saw your rant but i skipped it because i dont wanna rip ideas from you for this. ill get to that after ive written my thoughts.

asgore is such a conflicted character for obvious reasons. he has so many pressures on him from every side you can imagine. pressure to be a good king. a compassionate king after the human monster war. he wants to comfort his people. hes in this for the long haul. hes scared of going to the human world and wants to delay it. hes both scared of humankind as a rule and he doesnt want to face his grief. losing both of his children. walking through the barrier. the way they did all those years ago.

he wants. he needs to do whats right. but hes scared. so he takes a more passive role after chara and asriel pass. after toriel leaves him. hes most likely still suffering from a sort of depression that those events left on him. this shows in how he talks to toriel in the pacifist route ending, and the role he takes in deltarune (assuming their personalities are completely the same, which i think they are). he wants to be in his childs life, but loses himself in the past, with trying to woo toriel back. its pathetic sure but its sympathetic. (ALSO HE TELLS FRISK THEY CAN BE HIS CHILD. HELLO. DIRECT REFUSAL TO GO TO THE SURFACE FOR THE CHANCE TO WALLOW IN THE PAST MORE)

i think the best character moment is very obviously when you go into his fight.

human. it was nice to meet you. goodbye.

and of course he destroys the mercy button. and i think that fans put too much emphasis on how that affects the player in the meta sense and not enough on the tone of the story. you cannot just choose to fight, you have no other option. and Asgore has no other option. he treats you kindly up until the very second he has to stop stalling. in the same way he stays passive for as long as he can before he would break the barrier himself.

need i add how he refuses to meet your eye the entire fight. hes ashamed of himself. both in his duty and in his stalling. he didnt need to wait this long to go to the surface, but he cant bring himself to go until there is no other option. he understands how hes failed and it HAUNTS HIM !!!!!!!

also how toriel warns you of how dangerous asgore is and what he will do to you, while the rest of the underground only knows him for his softness. king fluffybuns. how he trains undyne. whatever man. (crying)

everything about his character circles back to these same themes of clinging to the past while refusing to adknowledge it, stalling in passivity until there is no other choice but to take action. and i think these are incredibly complex ideas for a character to be based on that the entore fandom just REFUSES TO ADKNOWLEDGE !!!!!! FOR SOME REASON !!!!!!!

thats most of my thoughtssssssss thank you for asking and sorry it took so long for me to answer :]

#actual posts #i actually fucking lose asgore so much i am so starved for content its insane. hes such a well made and sympathetic character that doesnt #get near enough spotlight. hes foreshadowed and on the horizon the entire game and i feel like everyone ignores him. hello. #EDIT: LOVE!!! NOT LOSE!!!! HELP.....

[etherealspacejelly]

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

#autism #actually autistic #adhd #audhd #actually adhd #neurodivergent #im tagging adhd and autism because that is specifically what i have #this post can apply to any neurodivergent people who feel it helps #i am fully aware that neurodivergent includes people who arent autistic or adhd

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

#ace attorney #glitter conspiracy solved the world’s largest buyer of glitter is the japanafornia legal system #since this post is now getting notes I will specify I am aware that it’s gumshoe throwing the confetti according to the official comic #I just think it’s much funnier that the actual game implies it’s a feature of the court room #and explain how apollo gets confetti then #I gotta commit to the bit

[kvothes]

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

#‘i actually do sing in real life—‘ not the point of this post. thanks. #can you engage with art for what it is trying to do. and not what you think it SHOULD do. #mine

[coolxatu]

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

#guys stop reblogging this from the source post the other version has the punchline youre leaving out the funny #ok jokes on you guys reblogging this from the source actually reinforces the original punchline #welcome to cave allegory 2 electric boogaloo