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#actually i just looked up their species and the fact that they're always asked and go 'we're Warners' is JUST like that nonbinary meme
angelltheninth · 8 months
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Hey idk if you take requests for monster lovers, but I liked the werewolf one so I would like to request one if possible! Can you write something where reader stumbles upon an abandoned castle and she meets the owner of the castle who is a vampire? Normally he wouldn’t tolerate trespassers, but he’s been very lonely these past decades and the new person is rather cute…
Omg this reminds me of Dracula and Lisa! I loved them in Castlevania.
Pairing: Male!Vampire x Fem!Reader
Tags: fluff, meet scary, first meeting, crushes, falling in love, domestic fluff, touch starved, kissing, neck kissing, drinking blood
A/N: Here's the thing about vampire bites in my headcanon, they actually feel really good when they're from a vampire you're in love with.
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Touch-starved!Vampire who closes his doors to everyone, turning them away, scaring them or if they're really stubborn he will drain them of their blood entirely for bothering him too much. He doesn't want anything to do with... well anyone really. He's happy being on his own, for the most part. Or so he thought.
Touch-starved!Vampire who sees you lost near his castle and at first he wants to shoo you away like everyone else. He sends his bats to do the job. But... you're not scared of them. You think they're cute. Oh. Now that he looks at you again, you're pretty cute too.
Touch-starved!Vampire who doesn't know how you'll react to seeing his fangs so he keeps his hand over his mouth until you move it away for him. Are you actually curious about them? Most people scream bloody murder when they see them. Then again they more then likely to end up dead moments after so it's justified.
Touch-starved!Vampire who can't believe how warm your hands are on his cheeks. He's felt humans before but he never let them get close quite like this. Is he cold for you? If you follow him to the castle he can stand next to the fireplace if that would make you more comfortable.
Touch-starved!Vampire who doesn't understand what the hell is happening to him right now. He's rarely felt like this even around his own species, let alone a human woman. Very curious. He'll have to keep you around more, or at least have you visit more often until he figures it out.
Touch-starved!Vampire who can smell when you're approaching his castle and waits for you at the door, offering you his hand to welcome you in. This becomes something of a routine for you two, so much so that your friends ask about the handsome new man who walks you home every night. Very late at night, or just before the sun rises.
Touch-starved!Vampire who loves it when you eat in front if him. He doesn't eat human food, or rather he doesn't need to, but if he knows that you're the one who made it then he will try it. He will even let you use his very underutilized kitchen and cook with you just to be close to you.
Touch-starved!Vampire who panics when you cut your finger. He will leave if you want him too, he will get you first aid supplies too. He can't control the fact that his fangs elongate when he smells how good you are but its in his nature, so hopefully you don't hold it against him.
Touch-starved!Vampire who stumbles over his feet when you offer him your neck. Understand that for him this will be a big step in your relationship, a new dynamic. Are you sure you want to take this step with him? Because if not he would still love to have you around, your company is always welcome in his castle.
Touch-starved!Vampire who moans when he gets to taste your blood for the first time. He feed a few days ago but it wasn't like this. Is this... yes, he knows now, he's in love with you and from the noise you made when his fangs pierced your skin and how you're pressing against him and sighing contently he would say you feel the same.
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What if the reader ACTUALLY ended up getting pregnant by soundwave? 👀 How would the cassettes react to the fact that they're going to have a baby sibling soon? Feel free to write this 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜
Wwwwwwweeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll I might just have to give this a try anon, I definitely haven't been thinking about it since that last ask... (Or applying the same thought to other bots that you can totally ask me about at any time if any of you are so inclined)
I hope you all enjoy, and if you like my writing style you can always commission me!
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All three of the minis still had their own unique expression of frozen shock when Frenzy finally went silent, leaving you to sit awkwardly across from them at the breakfast table. Soundwave knelt at your side, his demeanour tense but supportive as the quiet continued for several agonizing moments. It was Laserbeak that found his voice first, shaking his helm as if he was trying to process the information but simply couldn't. "How's that even possible?!"
"You're WHHHAAAAAATTTT?!"
Even without utilizing her sonic scream, Frenzy had the walls shaking for the entirety of her outburst, though such a reaction was more or less what you'd expected given the news you and Soundwave had just dropped.
"From the look of it, I'm due in seven months." you answered simply, unwilling to admit that was a guess at best. Based on your symptom you could reasonably estimate you were about two months in, but there was no way to know if this was going to proceed like a normal pregnancy, and it wasn't like you could swing by a doctor's office for answers. Soundwave settled his claws on your shoulder in a gesture of support.
"Known phenomenon. Scattered historical records." Soundwave answered for you, his explanation only somewhat shorter now than what he'd given you when everything had come to light. He'd also been able to translate and show you some of the texts describing the process, which included an explanation as to how Cybertronian gametes could "read" the genetic information of other species and interpret it to match their own anatomy, allowing for reproduction between vastly different beings. The little one within you now would be fully Cybertronian, but still related to you thanks to the wonders of alien biology. You wondered briefly what features of your own might be recognizable; your smile, the shape of your eyes, the proportions of your limbs...
"Well... When's the little one gonna get here?" Laserbeak continued as the others remained silent. Ravage was tense in his chair, optics narrow and audials pinned back in deep thought whilst Frenzy still found herself incapable of getting her jaw off the floor.
Giving the minis a date seemed to make the news that much more real, and the three exchanged looks, silently discussing their feelings on the matter with expressions alone. Too many emotions passed between them for you to identify even a fraction, but you caught a considerable amount of uncertainty from all three, which we to be expected. Frenzy finally spoke for the group, crossing her arms as if she was seated at a negotiating table as she tilted her helm for a pointed question. "Are we gonna have to share a room with them? It's already pretty crowded with the three of us."
"Search for more spacious dwelling; initiated." Soundwave replied quickly. The question was one the two of you had asked yourselves, and though searching presented its own dangers, you had concluded it would be far from ideal to have a growing family in this crowded bunker. In a mere month your mate had crossed hundreds of miles in his search, and the list of new potential homes grew each time he returned. Said information was relayed to the minis in a succinct summation of his activities. "Several possible locations located. Scouting to continue."
Hearing of a new home caught the interest of all three, an understandable reaction considering their limited space at present, and also seemed to turn some of their surprise to anticipation.
"Well, if we can get somewhere with a little more elbow room... I'm on board." Frenzy said as she returned to her more casual sitting posture, looking more open to the idea now that she had some time to process and could imagine the fun that might come if it. Seeing a smile pull on her lips gave you a great deal of comfort, and you felt your shoulder relax in Soundwave's grasp. The music loving femme tapped her chin as she pondered the possibilities. "Something beachside would be pretty tight."
Matching her energy, Laserbeak added his own two cents, equally excited at the prospect of moving from their cramped abode. "I could go for something up in the mountains, nice to have open air under the wings."
You prepared to reply with a list of the places Soundwave had scouted, but Frenzy scoffed at Laserbeak's suggestion before you could speak, returning to her old self with impressive speed. "Boring! How are we gonna have fun in the middle of the woods?"
"If the bitlet ends up flying, where else am I gonna show them the ropes?" he replied, holding up his wings like hands in his exasperation.
The comment took you pleasantly by surprise. Moments ago they'd been so shocked you couldn't really tell if they were at all on board with the new family member, but Laserbeak was already planning for including the little one, and Frenzy made it clear she was doing the same with her retort.
"How can I take them to rock concerts if there aren't any?" she asked in equal exasperation, making you smile at how she was also planning for their future sibling. You were confident now their initial reaction had been purely one of shock, and now that it had faded they were all proving more than amenable to the idea of a little brother or sister.
"They can fly there!" Laserbeak replied as the silly argument intensified, the two minis squabbling over the best places to live for the sake of their interests as well as their future sibling. Ravage remained removed from the entire discussion, but you found his posture far more relaxed, and when his gaze met your own for a second time he was far from displeased. The Felicon looked to you for a moment of consideration before giving a nod, his way of indicating that he too was fine with this most unexpected turn of events. You nodded back in appreciation. This little one may have been unplanned, but they would be anything but unloved.
"Arguments unhelpful." Soundwave sighed as the petty squabble grew lightly physical, juvenile slaps being traded by Frenzy and Laserbeak as they debated whose idea for a new location was "obviously" superior to the others. You chuckled lightly and gave his servo a pat, certain this chaos would hardly compare to what your little family would be dealing with in just a few short months.
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I’ve got so many more snake and snake related questions and so I’m just gonna give them in a big list:
I thought that your “animal bones” tag said “snake bones” and now I’m fascinated by that idea as a tag and generally snake skeleton stuff. This isn’t a question I suppose.
Is the number of vertebra of a snake (minus the tail vertebra) comparable in amount to human vertebra?
Are snake scales and snake skin made out of the same stuff human skin and nails and hair are made of (keratin and collagen and the like)?
Are any snakes physically capable of chewing or generally eating something not-whole? Do any of them chew?
To your knowledge, was the creation of syringe needles inspired in any way by snake fangs?
How do scientists milk venom, physically? How much can you take from a snake in one go without harming it? How often?
What are your “smartest” and “dumbest” snakes, if such a thing can be quantified?
Thank you for the snake fact answers. I could just look it up but SEO is a bitch and I like asking people questions about things they’re passionate about.
Great questions!!
Snake bones are so cool. I love looking at viper skeletons especially.
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2. Nope! People have like 24 vertebrae, with snakes it depends on species length but snakes have between 100-600. Snake tails are actually pretty short when compared to their torsos (look at the skeleton image below, the tail starts where the ribs end); tails have as few as 10 and as many as a couple hundred vertebrae. Those numbers sound very variable, and that's because snakes just vary so wildly in size and shape!
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3. Yes! The same materials make up snake skin and scales as make up human skin and nails. Same stuff, different blueprint! :)
4. Snakes are built very specifically to swallow whole prey, and there are no real exceptions to this. No snake can chew. Some snakes, like snail-eaters, have specialized teeth and jaws designed to "scoop" snails out of their shells so sometimes they don't get it all in one go, but even they are built to try and get as much out at once as possible.
5. Not to my knowledge, I think it's a matter of convergent evolution! :) Hollow needles are just really good at getting stuff into other stuff.
6. When we do venom extractions from snakes, we usually just have them bite a funnel and what they give us is what they give us. If a certain venom is in very high demand, then sometimes we'll express the venom glands while the snake is biting down. That involves gently squeezing the glands to ensure a good amount of venom is released in the bite. It looks rough but I promise it's not, the hold is as gentle as possible and the snakes are not hurt in the process! You gently hold the snake's neck to keep them restrained and keep everyone safe (if you lightly squeeze your wrist just hard enough to manually tilt your hand, it's about that much pressure) and you use your fingers on the opposite hand to express the glands.
We might get 1/10 a teaspoon from each snake per extraction, it's genuinely just a few drops. It takes multiple snakes to get enough to do anything with. At my lab we extract from each snake about once every other week; they need time to relax in between! Venom isn't necessary to remain healthy for lab snakes, but we don't want to stress them.
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7. In general, elapids (cobras and their relatives) are the smartest snakes I've ever worked with! King cobras absolutely take the award here, they're so intelligent and curious and just a treat to interact with. Our old boy at my lab, Puppy, can put himself in his handling tube and is always such a show-off for tours. One of my favorite snakes at the lab is an Egyptian cobra named Seth, he's so much fun and loves figuring out the food puzzles and mazes I set up for him!
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As for dumbest...I've said it before and I'll say it again, but hognoses are just absolutely zero thoughts animals.
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max-nico · 3 months
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Another installment of random Sonic Headcanons
Sonic doesn't like buttercream frosting, Tails doesn't like whipped frosting, and Knuckles always wipes 90% of the frosting off his cake
When Tails is doing something, whether it's working in his lab or just making dinner, Sonic will shadow box the air behind him. He stops when Tails turns around to look at him, but the fox very much knows that Sonic is throwing fake punches at him lol
Tails, Cream, and Charmy play animal crossing (or the Sonic equivalent lol) together
Matter of fact, I think like all the characters play video games together. I'm sure they have different types of video games they like (I can see Sonic playing animal crossing but Jet? Not so much) but it's not odd for them to enter an online lobby
Tails loves crunchy foods
Espio once asked Vector to death roll him to "see if his body could take it".... Vector obviously said no
I don't think any of the cast really feel famous, except for maybe the Babylon Rogues bc they're (probably) sports stars
No matter how often they get asked for an autograph or approached in public they're all like "???? Yeah ??? I guess I can take a picture with you ???"
I think hedgehogs are one of the most common races (species??) of Mobian
If the Robotniks were Mobian they would be robins (<- pretty sure I've said that before) and possibly various other red and black birds
Barry and Tails keep in contact, but they don't get a lot of chances to hang out
I don't have anything for Blaze and Silver rn but just know that I love them dearly and I'm always thinking of them
Cream is determined to befriend Shadow. She will stop at nothing until he admits that they are friends
Sonic hates being on talkshows, and talkshows hate having him on, so it's mutual lol
The Rookie (whose name i cannot remember rn it's on the tip of my tongue omg) keeps the most contact with Knuckles, but everyone still stops to chat when they get the chance
Shadow suffers from memory loss after... Falling out of a spaceship and... Losing his memory...
I think for a while he was too prideful to write things down or set reminders because heaven forbid the ultimate lifeform needs help. This led to Shadow forgetting where his own place was and refusing to ask how to get there
Maybe this is my new explanation for why Shadow is always in caves and is never shown in a house of his own, instead of the actual explanation lol
Sonic often talks to Gaia/Chip when he's alone, Tails caught him a few times and has also picked up the habit, though he does talk to him less than Sonic does
Charmy doesn't like bananas
I've said this before in this post about shadows development, but I think he sheds a lot. Hedgehogs aren't actually supposed to lose quills unless they're super stressed, but because Shadow's DNA is only partially Mobian Hedgehog, a few things are off
Okay, that's all for now. I feel like this one's kinda short, but it's whatevs !! Feel free to talk to me about your own hcs I LOVE hearing about them. Happy year of Shadow everyone !!!!!!
I am a Tails centric blog but feel free to hit up my DMs or askbox about any of these characters !!!
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ckret2 · 3 months
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“He'd memorized the constellations outside of his plain when his starblind species didn't even have a word for ‘constellations.’” This is such a good line. (I think you meant to write “plane,” though.)
Did Bill’s dimension have a word for “star,” as in the shape? And did he connect it to the ones up-but-not-north before he left?
aprofessionallurker asked: Ah, never mind about the typo, I just saw the other ask about it. Innnnnteresting…….
Yeah lol. But I do appreciate that I've had two different people point out the plain/plane thing! Like sincerely—I'm always worried that my ADHD and I are missing a TON of typos and that everyone is too polite to point them out, but I want folks to point them out so I can fix them! This specific one happened to not be a typo, but the fact that y'all have pointed it out means you'd probably point out other typos too, which I'm always grateful for.
Star the shape as in ⭐️ the five-pointed one? They probably have a word for it, but since they can't see it from the top, the visual effect of the shape wouldn't have the same significance to them.
The word probably means something different depending on if they consider a star "five points like a pentagon, but with lines connecting each point to an opposite point instead of a neighboring point," or "ten points like a decagon, but half the points go in instead of out":
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(they wouldn't be able to accurately draw the shape on a paper like we can, since their papers look like a line; but, to be fair, WE can't accurately draw a cube, since our papers look like a flat surface. And yet somehow we can make drawings we understand to be cubes so I'm sure they can make drawings they understand to be stars.)
If they're going by definition one, whatever word would translate into English as "star [as in the shape]" probably has a definition to them like "simple spirolateral pentagon." If they're going by definition two, it would probably translate like "isotoxal concave decagon." After all there's nothing innately celestial about a pointy five-pointed shape, it's just a geometric figure.
They also had a word for "stars" as in the celestial body: even though they couldn't see the third dimension, theoretical physicists measuring the effect of light on their world recognized the possibility that light emanated from a specific point outside of the visible world, in another dimension; and also the possibility that there were a multitude of diffuse weaker light sources that contributed minutely to the light they experienced.
They came up with words for "the primary singular source of most light" and "the multitudinous weak sources of the rest of light" that would be translated into English as "sun" and "stars," but in their own language they were considered terms for abstract unproven concepts. Like the way we use "graviton" and "dark matter" to describe thing physicists think might exist but haven't observed or proven.
Their words for "star [as in the shape]" and "star [as in the weak light source]" are completely unrelated. Bill did correctly figure out that the things he saw in the third dimension were the sun and the (light) stars, but he didn't associate the (shape) star with the celestial bodies.
Bill thinks it's kind of cute that humans named simple spirolateral pentagons after the distant light sources they see at night, even though the celestial stars don't look anything like that—either from the humans' perspective OR in actual fact. But he doubts they're gonna rename spheres "stars" now that their astronomy has advanced enough to know how stars really look. Still, the symbol they've named "star" is sorta romantic—gives the sense of something radiating out from a central point, like light from a star—kinda like how their "heart" symbol doesn't look like the organ but does look like two halves squishing together to form one whole. Visually poetic. Humans are good at that sort of stuff.
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sunsetcorvid · 1 year
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tell us about your agents
Anon you have unleashed the beast known as Autism (LONG POST I'M SERIOUS THE INFODUMP REALLY INFODUMPED)
Three Cuttlefish (Agent/Captain 3)
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Repeating general info from the reference sheet for all of these! Also with some extra notes!
That's a They/Them right there.
Short squid haha 5'2" (157cm) ((they are only an inch shorter than me.))
Agender lesbian gayass who chose Three as their preferred name when Callie asked because they hadn't actually thought it out but thought "Hey, you know what they already call me Agent 3, why not just make it official." and they actually love the name now!
Hawaiian Bobtail Squid! Fun squid fact: Hawaiian Bobtails have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria which protects them from predators and also makes them sorta glow! Matches up with Three's scar a bit. (Look it up, the bioluminescence is pretty cool.)
Actually pretty nearsighted so they wear contacts most of the time. They found a pair that resemble Callie and Marie's pupil shape, so they got those to look more "Cuttlefish."
Not the best relationship with their bio family, pretty no-contact. I will most likely touch on this in my "Early Days of Agent 3" series on Ao3!
Sanitization scar fucked up their throat and vocal cords a bit, so it's pretty painful to talk. They could but they'd rather not anyways. Selective mute and uses sign to communicate!
Ambulatory cane user (Did some research, hope I used the first word right). Already had some body pains to begin with (One of them being the sanitization scar because that flares up sometimes.), but they messed up their back on a certain mission so they use a cane to walk sometimes.
Mains a Dynamo Roller. (They wield it like a Carbon....)
Banned from Turf Wars for "Using an illegally modified weapon." It wasn't illegal or modified they're just a beast with the Dynamo.
Legally got their name changed to "Three Cuttlefish" (Callie helped them.)
Four Cuttlefish (Agent 4)
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looks at my icon. can you tell who my favorite agent is, lol.
Guys I think this is one of those She/They/Hes.... (real)
Grew a couple of inches from when he was 14 to now currently 19. 5'6" (167cm) to 5'8" (172cm)
Genderfluid panromantic gayass who chose Four as their name but not because it was a "Fuck it." moment, but because they genuinely liked being called Four at the time and they still do.
Never actually been in a relationship, but they're pretty sure they're polyamorous. (And might be on the aroace spectrum.)
A Clubhook Squid! So she has cool hooks on her tentacles. They are also a large species, so that's why Four's pretty tall. (For an inkling anyway.)
Also has a strained relationship with her bio family. Doesn't actually have Cuttlefish as her last name, but likes to introduce herself like that anyways because Marie is basically her mom now.
Always wears his Hero Jacket when he goes out. It's a comfort item to him. (Even if it's pretty torn up now and Marie has to force him to wash it every couple weeks.)
Started tying their back tentacles up when they were getting pretty long. Just did it one day because the hooks were bothering them and realized "Hey, I kind of look like Marie..." and kept doing it because it makes them feel better to share something with their mother-like figure.
Works part-time at Ammo Knights. Likes listening to Sheldon ramble about weapons.
She mains the Inkbrush! Very skilled, too. (Got some muscle from swinging it around.)
Looks at Three as an older sibling-like figure. (Technically, they could be cousins because Callie pretty much adopted Three and Marie pretty much adopted Four, sooo-)
The only one of the main four agents to have finished high school. Three dropped out to focus on agent work, Eight never really went, and Neo doesn't even know what the hell school is.
Absolutely terrified of salmonid. It's always just been a general phobia.
Eight Iida-Houzuki (Agent 8)
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Yooo, one of those demigirl She/Theys, thats so poggers...
Tall... (5'11" 180cm, 6'1" 185cm in heels)
Down bad lesbian and in a relationship with Three!! (They hold hands!! Scandalous!!!)
Blue-Ringed Octopus! (And possibly something else because Blue-Rings are typically quite small.) Blue-Ringed Octopus are a highly venomous species (Though any recorded deaths are quite rare.). When they become agitated or defensive, their color will shift to a yellow and the blue rings appear. That's why the second ref is here, to show what the rings look like on Eight. While her ink color doesn't shift to a yellow, the rings are there and they have a slight yellow tint to them. Also blueish fingertips because funky fresh.
Doesn't remember much, if anything, from before Octo Expansion. Because of this, and being new to the surface, Marina pretty much put her under her name. So that's why she's "Eight Iida-Houzuki"! (The Houzuki is there because Pearlina canon source is me)
Leather jacket in their older design is a gift from Three! Though, it's a little torn up from some missions. They still wear it, though, because it's a huge comfort item now.
Has a bag in their older design as well for things! Weapon handling kit, first-aid kit, green towels for when Three's scar gets drippy while they're out, maybe a snack or two. Useful things!
Similar to Four, they started tying their back tentacles up because they were getting long.
Got a cool eyebrow nick to match Four's eyebrow scar. (The besties for real!!!)
Big scar on her back from being blown up a whole lot during Octo Expansion. Unlike Three's, however, it does not get drippy. Unfortunately, it is extra sensitive in place of that.
Also works part-time at Ammo Knights! Helps repair broken weapons and manages the shop when Sheldon is away somewhere for something.
Mains the E-Liter 4K or just any chargers in general! Watch out if you see her in Turf...
Worked at GrizzCo for like a week and noped the fuck outta there because man what is happening over there.
Neo/Junior (Cuttlefish) ((New Agent 3))
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Another She/They that's so cool...
Still figuring herself out, but she's pretty sure she's bisexual and genderqueer.
5'4" (162cm) so like two inches taller than the Captain. (Everyone is taller than the Captain.)
You're probably wondering "Why are they 13 and not 14? They're not allowed to Turf and stuff until they're 14!" And my answer is: They lie about their age. They wander around the Splatlands, they've been doing it almost their whole life. Because of this, they look a little older than they are (They got out of their squish form pretty early.). Which is the main reason why Cuttlefish decided they were the New Agent 3. (He thought they were like 16-17 💀 He, and also Marie, already got a talk from Three about recruiting fresh squids/octos.)
Doesn't actually remember her name. Not because of amnesia or anything but because she just hasn't used it in years. Never really had a reason to. Soon, that memory faded because she never really saw it as important. The rest of the Splatoon either call her "Neo" or "Junior." (It started as a joke after Neo accidentally called Three her parent, but then it kind of caught on and even Three finds themself using it on her sometimes.)
Found Little Buddy as an egg a few years before Splat3 Story Mode happens. They have their own little language due to how long they've known each other and the fact that Buddy never grew up around other salmonid so he doesn't actually know whatever language salmonid use. He's also much more tame than you're usual Smallfry from being raised by Neo. Best friends forever, yo!
Magister Armhook Squid! Similar to Four with the hooks but she's a bit smaller.
They don't really main any weapon, they just kind of go with the flow. Hand them something and they'll figure it out pretty quickly. That doesn't mean they're good at everything, though. They do struggle with some weapons.
Looks at Three and Eight as parental figures and sees Four as a auncle (Aunt/Uncle) figure! Callie and Marie are like those cool aunts you have. (Got damn, Callie is grandma by 26! /hj)
Still learning sign, so this is why the Squid Sisters tell them what the Captain is saying. (And the Captain is still pretty shy.)
General Info on All!
They all share an apartment. Four originally wanted to stay with Three and Eight for a bit until she got a different apartment in Splatsville, and then Neo moved in because Three realized "Oh shit this kid is traumatized and homeless can't let them turn out like me lol" and so Four stays to help out with Neo.
All of them on the same team is a guaranteed loss for you. Sorry, you're not making it out alive. Three is a beast, Four is strategic and fast, Eight has terrifyingly good aim, and Neo can adapt to pretty much anything. You're fucked, lol.
Three is banned from playing Uno on Squidbeak Splatoon Game Night. They always win.
Group cuddle if any of them have nightmares.
Eight waking up in the middle of the night because her partner left the bed and finds the Threes in the dark kitchen munching on raw pasta for the crunch and it's like cats in the dark their eyes fuckin' glow and it scares the shit out of Eight before she turns the lights on and sees them clearly.
Four is both the number one hater and supporter of Eight and Three. (He will go on about how gross they are but he's the one who helped conspire the plan to get them together. He likes seeing his friends happy.)
Agent 24 headcanon thrown in here, teehee. Some nights, if Eight has a really bad nightmare, Three will hum or even sing Calamari Inkantation. It's off-pitch and rough because of their fucked up vocal cords, but it's enough to help Eight calm down. Three never regrets it, even when their throat feels like its been mauled the next morning. Eight appreciates this.
In order of most cuddly to least cuddly: Four, Three, Neo, and you may or may not find surprising Eight in last! Four is known to just lean against anyone in the Splatoon. Marie's there? Fuck yeah, let me get a hug. Three's on the couch? Just gonna lay on top of them if that's alright. Lovely platonic cuddles from Four! While Three is not very affectionate with the rest of the Splatoon, how clingy they are to Eight puts them in the number two spot. And they won't say no to a surprise cuddle from Four or Neo.
I think that's about it! Thank you for unleashing my autism demons I've been keeping this in since I got this ask because I need to draw their refs. I have a special interest in cephalopods now because of this. Thank you, I guess.
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weirdmarioenemies · 10 months
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Name: Walking Shell
Debut: Rayman 2: The Great Escape
Hello! This is not a pencil. I know it looks very much like one. Please try to keep pencil thoughts to yourself until the reception after the post, where we WILL be serving tiny hot dogs. If you didn't think this looked like a pencil before, I'm sorry that now you'll only be able to see a pencil. But this is a missile! Shell, like a bombshell! Get it? Yeah! Ok.
It is a very cute and lovable missile, too! This is what Mario does to us. It makes it normal for missiles and bombs and bullets to be cute. This missile even has a skull-style emblem of the Bad Guy on its back... but it has legs! It is Walking Shell, after all! And that's not even the best and most precious part...
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It has a DOGHOUSE!!! What the heck! This missile is literally an animal. Someone makes little houses for these missiles to sleep in. I think they are beloved! Even if they are just sort of like guard dogs, being Enemies stationed at certain points, I love to see such in-universe appreciation for a dawdling deathtrap.
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When a Walking Shell senses Rayman (I think it should have the ability to Smell), it becomes a Running Shell, and really books it with those funny little legs it has! And with every footstep a lovely tock-tock-tock sound. They're gonna getcha! Gonna getcha! Until they get tuckered out. They stop running and just stand there, bobbing up and down, like they're panting!
I'm sure you're familiar with the classic All Animals Are Dogs trope, where regardless of species, an animal in a piece of media acts like a dog instead of its actual species (unless it's a cat, I guess). And boy, does that get tiring. I love dogs! But they are the only animals that act like dogs, because they are the animals that are dogs!
Anyway, Walking Shell acts like a dog, but THIS is a missile with two legs and no other features whatsoever! It's such a novel thing to act like a dog! A real innovation in the Thing That Acts Like A Dog department! With its two legs and pointed front, I would think if anything it would act like a chicken, and "peck" the ground as an idle animation, or something. But don't worry, farmheads! Look!
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After it gets tired, Rayman can mount the Walking Shell, and it will rear up and neigh like a horse! Real dogs do not become horses. Yes, I do know many animal facts, why do you ask? Walking Shell will then cheese it and run over any terrain at high speeds! Sadly, the goal of these sections is to guide it into a wall so that it will explode on impact and destroy the wall. And that's so sad!!!
Yeah, this is a missile, it's destined to explode, but they also made a point of portraying it as an animal, a creature, one that can even be befriended. It's almost like if the Yoshi Dismount Jump was necessary to end every level where Yoshi was found. I think Rayman should adopt a Walking Shell, and walk it on a leash, and literally just let it be a dog. But be careful it doesn't bump into anything too hard!
Welcome to TOY CORNER. Toys are an important part of Walking Shell's history! Rayman is, obviously, a nightmare to design toys of. You could have strings to represent his floaty hands and feet, but then he doesn't look like Rayman, he looks like Ol' Strings Fer Arms Raym'n, who is not real! So, they had to get creative. And it worked, I think! In toy form, Rayman is always accompanied by some kind of prop that his hands and feet can be directly attached to. It may limit play possibilities, but it's better than the alternative, which is nothing. I hope you are getting excited reading this tangent on a post about Rayman's funny steed...!
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Here it is! Walking Shell McDonald's Toy, for you to enjoy! The legs are sort of sticking straight out, but it is still unmistakably our friend. The exhaust pipe can be turned to make it go forward and occasionally turn in circles!
Gee. What a great concept. They get to put Rayman's hands and feet somewhere secure, and we get to know there are Walking Shell toys out there! It would be great if they did this again.
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Wow! They did this again! This time in plush form! Walking Shell is truly just a creature so nice you gotta make a toy of it twice. This plush fascinated me for a few reasons. First, it's from Rayman 3, and Walking Shell is only in the GBA version of that game, which is absolutely not the Main version, and yet it gets toy spotlight again (this is a good thing). Second, it is directly modeled after the McDonald's toy, with the legs in the exact same position. I am intrigued by this, like, translating a McDonald's toy into a more "real" toy, if that makes sense.
Would you let Walking Shell sniff your hand? Be careful!
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04tenno · 10 months
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sorry to bother but I saw ya talk about kirin lore and Mine etc? Specifically about kirin and the full moon? Do you have any stuff I could look at about kirin myth that I could look at? (its cool if its a Japanese source I'll force myself to learn to read it) Or just any thoughts on kirin and Mine in general I've been going ham on stupid kirin-Mine AU lately and its relevant fhdkfd
I'm glad you asked! Unfortunately I'm not positive I saved any of my sources... anywhere, but the good news is I do remember most of my findings in detail and have been itching to post about them. So! I'm taking this opportunity to analyze Mine's tattoo top-to-bottom.
And I'm also approaching this as a sort of redemption arc, because a lot of interpretations of Mine's tattoo out there are based on what I wrote on the wiki. It's not that they're incorrect per se, but there is so much more to it than what the wiki currently goes into, and I'd like to share that with you all today.
I'll start off with some official statements, and because it comes up later, establish the original version of the tattoo Horitomo designed is actually this version with green fur (pictured below):
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Like the word kirin-ji, this is a design that evokes the image of a genius. To be honest, the majority of depictions give kirins the face of a dragon, but with a composition like this where it's soaring upwards, you risk ending up with a tattoo that looks too much like Kiryu's. So I looked into some older material, and while it's not too common, I went with a type of kirin that more closely resembles a deer. — Horitomo
It wants to rise above, but chooses to put itself second and use its talent and intellect to support the "king"—the kirin suits Mine, doesn't it? So, with that general concept in mind, we went through several designs done in pencil, went back and forth on various aspects, until we settled on the direction we wanted to take. And after that, the detailed version of the design was produced. — Masayoshi Yokoyama
With Yokoyama's comment, it's clear what the core meaning of his tattoo was meant to be from the beginning. Because a Like a Dragon tattoo represents more than just a summation of who the character is as the audience knows them or their role in the narrative, but who they were before joining the yakuza, why they joined the yakuza, what the motivation was behind their choice of subject, how elements of the tattoo reflect on characters who share the same elements (and vice versa), and how the meaning the tattoo evolves over time in relation to the character's fate.
So my main... misgiving, let's say... with popular interpretations of Mine's tattoo is that they focus solely on Daigo without examining how it relates to anything else. Again, partly my fault, I'll cop to that, but this is an issue with a lot of analysis of Mine as a character... and it's a little frustrating, isn't it? It is for me. But enough complaining, it's showtime:
Some notes design-wise: the decision to portray Mine's kirin as deer-like rather than dragon-like specifically to distance him from Kiryu says a lot about their characters to me. Because Mine is, in a lot of ways, "the complete opposite, or antithesis, of Kiryu." (Yokoyama) But the kirin is ultimately in the "dragon" family of mythological creatures; as such, Mine, no matter how much he tries to set himself apart from Kiryu, will always parallel Kiryu. This is exactly what I was talking about with regard to how tattoos come to change in meaning over time; it's not insanely prophetic, it's something that makes complete sense in-universe, makes sense for Mine to get at the time he got it, but it also ends up representing his relationship with Kiryu so well. The fact the kirin is in the "dragon" family of mythological creatures, in combination with the original green coloring, is also notable. Because the dragon depicted in Daigo's tattoo is the same shade of green.
There are multiple "species" of kirin, denoted by the color of their fur, which corresponds to one of the five phases (五行, gogyō), originating from the concept of wuxing in Chinese philosophy. The word "kirin," strictly speaking, refers to kirin with yellow fur and corresponds to Earth, which is associated with stability, hard work, ambition, and stubbornness. Kirin with green fur are known as shoko (聳孤, shōko) and correspond to Wood, which is associated with luxuriant growth, vitality, strength, and co-operation. Speaking of the five phases, that also ties into the concept of the Four Gods, a motif explored with the protagonists of Yakuza 4: Kiryu is the Azure Dragon, Akiyama is the Vermillion Bird, Saejima is the Black Turtle, and Tanimura is the White Tiger, representing Wood, Fire, Water, and Metal respectively. The "Fifth God," representing Earth, is widely considered to be a kirin. This doesn't really relate to anything though, just food for thought for the Protagonist Mine enjoyers (me <3)
A great deal of the meaning behind Mine's tattoo is etymological in nature. The word "qilin" itself represents a duality: "qi" refers to a female kirin, "lin" refers to a male kirin, and "qilin" refers to the species as whole. The kirin is said to embody yin and yang. And I think this aspect works perfectly with who Mine is as a character often torn between two extremes. He, like the kirin, has the capacity for both benevolence and ferocity, and like the kirin, only becomes violent in retaliation to violence or out of a sense of protectiveness. Also, in a very literal sense, Mine has both Yin cards and Yang cards in Ryu Ga Gotoku Online, which very few characters do due to their contradictory nature. As Horitomo mentions, the design has basis in the word "kirin-ji" (麒麟児, child prodigy, lit. "kirin child"). A lot of people already know this (anyone who's read this post certainly does, at any rate), but fewer are familiar with the origin of the term. In Ancient China, there was a belief that the appearance of a kirin heralds the birth (and death) of a gifted son with a promising future, beliefs held around Confucius being a famous example. Of course, this relates to Daigo in terms of the association with leaders, but it also relates to Mine himself, who views his younger self as a sort of diamond-in-the-rough, a "gem shining brilliantly by the wayside." This reinforces that the tattoo is not just a meta representation of him, but directly relates to how he views himself. Additionally, the kanji that comprise "shoko" read as "soar" (聳, shō; as in, to rise above something) and "orphan" (孤, ko) respectively.
On that note, kirin are capable of flight, which can obviously be connected to his ambition ("rising above" his origins), his theme, and his method of suicide. They hover off of the ground so as to not trample blades of grass, and are often depicted as walking on clouds (which are, of course, depicted in Mine's tattoo). Some kirin even have wings!
Circling back to the note about violence to talk about the kirin's ability in battle: kirin are ferocious combatants and known to have a very strong hind kick; Mine mainly uses his legs to fight. I believe his "red heat state," where he's at his most aggressive, also represents the fire surrounding his kirin. Kirin may use flames to attack. Kirin are also thought to be the only creatures who can defeat a dragon, and I would argue Mine is the only final boss who even manages to come close to defeating Kiryu. I actually would even argue he did win, since he had more stamina left.
Just reiterating for the sake of being thorough, but as mentioned in the ask, kirin are thought to be at their most volatile and at their most powerful during a full moon. You only see it in one shot, but the finale of Yakuza 3 does in fact take place under a full moon. Mine is, of course, shown to be both of those things in the finale.
There's also some sort of association between kirin and thunder/lightning, at least in popular media. Mine and his tattoo are depicted surrounded by lightning in one of his cards, and the "Hakuho Clan Pin" item that came out at the same time has an ability called Roaring Thunder. I'm not sure why this is the case. Perhaps it's to do with the kirin's association with the sky, since thunder and lightning are celestial phenomena.
With that, I believe I've covered everything I wanted to touch on. Thank you for reading and for the opportunity, and I hope I've "redeemed myself" adequately!
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whimsyskittles · 9 months
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hello ^^ i hope u are doing well today!! can i request a hobie x reader where they go on to an aquarium date, and the reader starts to ramble about the sea creatures theyre seeing ?? bonus if by the end they get matching keychains/gifts hdsjskfh thank you !! ;w;
i am!! i hope you're doing fantabulous as well 😚😚
oh my god i love this request okok
why is going on small trips with hobie so exciting??? woooo okay anon, let's do this!!
P.S i added a few small details like the fact that the reader wants to be a marine biologist which is why they're so excited!! 🤭 ALSO!! THERES ANOTHER BONUS!! towards the end, gwen, miles, and pavitr make an appearance!!! 😍
TW: major fluff teehee and a bit of teasing closer to the end
the title is an unintentional reference (iykyk) idk how i ended up with it lmao 😭
☆ his aquamarine hobie x gn!reader !!
"are we almost there yet??" you ask hobie for the hundredth time in the past five minutes
he chuckles and looks over at you as he's driving, "almost, love. about ten more minutes, yeah?"
you groan and look at your window "where are we going, anyways?" you look excitedly at him
"cant tell ya. it's a surprise, you'll love it though. turn on some music to keep ya occupied for a bit."
jokingly rolling your eyes, you smile and turn up the radio
ten minutes later
hobie pulls the car into the parking lot as you try to decipher the surroundings around you
"oh my god, hobie did you bring us to the aquarium??" you show off a wide grin and look over at him
"well, yeah, ya gonna be a marine biologist, arent ya? figured you must love sea animals and brought ya here. happy, love?"
you kiss his cheek and look back at your window
"only the happiest in the world! i cant believe you remembered!"
"why wouldn't i? you're the love of my life aren't ya?" he teasingly says, looking back over at you
you both get out of the car and head towards the aquarium's entrance
as you two walk, hobie grabs your hand to intertwine it with his own
"excited?" he asks as he looks at you
"well, obviouslyyy...!" you smile as you finally walk into the aquarium, admiring how it's decorated and looking at everybody as they gaze into the tanks
hobie chuckled at how mesmerized you looked "cmon then." he gently took your hand and you both walked over to where a certain species of fish were
you gasped and started to ramble about fun facts on the fish that you two were looking at
"these are angelfish! they can get as big as six inches and they will literally eat anything that they can fit in their mouth."
he laughed and smiled at your excitement "ya sure know your stuff, don't ya?"
as you continued telling hobie about all of the different fish and cool facts about them, you reached the stingray petting area.
"oh my god i've always wanted to pet one of these!! did you know that stingrays are considered to be apart of the same group as sharks??"
hobie gives you a quick kiss "no i didn't, thanks for telling me, love" he wanted to say so much more, but he thought it would seem a bit dramatic to praise you over your fish facts. he was thinking stuff like, "y/n is so cool..how do they know about all of this?? they look so adorable when they're excited!"
as you reach the stingray tank, you stick your hand in the water to pet a stingray
"feel how bumpy their skin is, isn't it awesome??" you were absolutely stoked and hobie was just admiring your utter excitement
he put his hand in and felt of the stingray just as you were
"i thought that they 'ad smooth skin." he states, smiling
"a lot of people do, but their skin is actually rough and the scales on it acts as teeth!"
hobie was genuinely surprised and nodded " 'at's pretty amazin', isn't it?"
he already knew the answer
you smiled and nodded as you took your hand out of the water and dried it off
he did the same and took your hand again
"looks like we've almost finished it up, we've got the sharks and then we can make our way to the gift shop, yeah?"
you agreed and walked with him, smiling as you also admired how cool the ocean themed decorations were in the aquarium (didn't expect that, did you⁉️😈)
as you and hobie finished up looking (and as you finished teaching him about them) at all of the different sharks, you stepped into the gift shop)
you looked at all of the plushies and gasped
"look at how adorable these are!" you exclaimed and beckoned for hobie to come over and look at the stuffed shark you had found in a bin
suddenly, a spinning rack catches your eye and you put the stuffed shark back, and hobie chuckles to himself and followed you over to the stand
you grabbed two matching earring pairs that were shaped as a fish (each pair sets had a different fish that matched with the other, almost looking like two had been switched. when is it my turn to be happy???? 😭)
you looked at him with puppy eyes
"can we pleeeaaasseee get these couple earrings??? look, they're shaped like little fishhhh, cmonnn!" you said this excitingly and looked up at him
"i cant say no to that, can i?" he smiled and you walked to the cash register and payed for the matching earrings and you both put them in, putting the earrings you both had previously had in inside of your pockets
[timeskip: a few days later (you and hobie had went to go eat with miles, gwen, and pavitr)]
you and hobie were sitting at a table with miles, gwen, and pavitr as you all talked and laughed
"sooo, what's up with the earrings?" gwen asked teasingly, smiling as miles and pavitr giggled a little
"oh, me and hobie got them at the aquarium a few days ago!" you grinned
"i thought hobie didn't li-" pavitr was cut off as hobie covered his mouth
"yeah, we did. it was lovely, who knew sea creatures were so interestin'?" hobie smiled as he continued to cover pavitrs mouth while you grinned happily
"oookay, lovebirds" gwen replied and started to talk to miles
you and hobie quickly kissed and began to chat some more with each other, while hobie still covered pavitrs mouth
(love how pav is third wheeling gwen n miles AND hobie n the reader 😍😍)
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!! thank you anon for this lovely request and i'm looking forward to answering more from you guys!
-whimsy ☆
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Yoko's not really sure whats going on right now but she's honestly so bored that she doesn't even care. In front of her there's some kind of commotion going on between two Furs. One looks a bit older, he holds himself with the level of confidence that gives away the fact that he's somewhere higher up in the pack hierarchy. He must be a senior. The other looks like she's probably close to her own age range. A newbie to the Academy.
Now typically Yoko left Furs to deal with Furs. Historically speaking, Fangs and Furs didn't always see eye to eye. While that particular hatchet supposedly got buried centuries ago; many of the older generations from both races hadn't quite let go of the grudge. More times than not the "beliefs" would continue getting passed down. All that to say that Yoko really was not inclined to interrupt whatever pack bonding activity was going on over there.
"It wasn't on purpose Marr-" the girl started before getting cut off.
"It doesn't matter Enid. It's the fact that it happened at all." the older boy says.
They're speaking loud enough that she can hear them clearly. She doesn't mean to eavesdrop but given her sensitive hearing and the fact that Furs in general tended to be a rowdy and rambunctious bunch, well... can't help what you can't help.
"I didn't know Marric." the girl, Enid, says.
"Of course you didn't." Marric scoffs.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Enid asks and Yoko can hear the anger building in her voice.
"You know exactly what it means. Of course some half wolf wouldn't know not to speak over a pack leader. You couldn't even tell could you? You can barely smell better than a normie." Marric mocks.
Fun Fact: Yoko hates bullies.
Before even fully realizing it, her feet are carrying her in the direction of the commotion. Oh I sure hope I know what I'm doing. By the time Yoko reaches the group she can see that the younger of the two is on the verge of tears.
She knows that before she even got close, the Furs in the group could tell she was heading towards them. Now that she's this close she can read the tension in a lot of their stances. If she doesn't play this right, Yoko knows this could very well trigger another feud between the species on campus.
Here goes nothing.
"Hey, are you Enid?" she asks, doing her best to appear genuine.
The girl in question sniffles before answering, "Yeah, who're you?"
The older boy tries to cut in but Yoko just speaks over him "I'm Yoko, the Headmistress asked me to be your guide around Nevermore the first couple weeks. You ready to go?"
At the mention of Weems, all the Furs in the group start getting fidgety. It was well known that Weems ran a tight ship and had a zero tolerance policy both when it came to bullying and discrimination, even within a species. As long as they're enrolled at Nevermore, no one is allowed to be treated different based on any status of any kind.
Yoko didn't have to say it for it to be understood: if the headmistress caught wind of what just happened, the entire group would be in boiling hot water.
Quickly the group disperses until its just the vampire and this Enid girl left standing there. The two just look at each other for a moment before Enid breaks into giggles. Yoko didn't realize how tense she'd been until she felt the relief hit her system.
"Sooo..." the blonde starts "are you actually my tour guide?"
Yoko shrugs. In for a penny, in for a pound. "Yeah, sure why not." With that, Yoko simply turns around and starts making her way to the quad with Enid skipping alongside her.
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Yoko is about to start chewing through drywall.
How in the hell can her bestie from another nestie be this oblivious? This dense? This cannot be real. Yoko feels like she's witnessing the world's slowest, most horrific car crash in slow motion.
For the past week, Yoko has watched as Enid has been borderline waited on hand and foot by her roommate. If the vampire hadn't seen it with her own two eyes she would have thought she'd dreamt up the short ass goth hand feeding Enid food in the courtyard. But no, the shared looks of disbelief between herself, Divina, and Bianca are a testament to the fact that this is, in fact, real life.
What the actual fuck?
Like don't get her wrong, Yoko wants Enid to have it all. She wants her girl to be swept off her feet and given the whole world. She just was not expecting the fuckin Demon of Nevermore, herself, to take it upon herself to fulfill that role.
(Although in hindsight, maybe there were hints that Yoko just wasn't picking up on. That hug after the Crackstone Incident was definitely charged. She just took it as the goth finally letting her walls down. But maybe it was that and more. Huh.)
Either way, Yoko simply cannot believe that Enid is not picking up on any of this. And she genuinely is not. Yoko has flat out told her that she is being courted by her roommate and all she got was a "Yokes, c'mon. She's just learning how to be more open with her feelings."
"Yes! Her feelings! Of Love! For you!"
Enid just shrugs her off. It's driving Yoko insane. The way she sees it, either Enid is just straight as straight can be or she is so deep in denial that it's an ocean instead of a river. At this point, the vampire is rooting for Wednesday. She hopes that little freak woos her bestie so good that it makes every girl on campus seethe with jealousy.
In the meantime, Yoko is gonna do her part to try to at least open Enid up to the idea that her and Wednesday could be more. Maybe she just needed to take baby steps instead of just going all in. She thinks maybe some brainstorming with Div will help. She sends out a text for the siren to meet her in her dorm after classes are finished. She gets a thumbs up emoji as she heads to her next class.
Okay, she thinks, just focus on schoolwork and then hopefully Div's got some better ideas for how to make this work.
Once Yoko has wrapped up her final class for the day, she beelines for her dorm. She's in there for only a few minutes before Divina enters and greets her with a kiss on the cheek. The two settle on her bed before she broaches the topic at hand.
"Soo, I know we both witnessed whatever the fuck that was at lunch today..." Yoko starts.
Divina snorts, "Yeah, it was cute and really sweet on Wednesday's part but also super out of character."
"Yes, yes... but like... she's definitely trying to court Enid, right? Like I'm not losing my mind here?" Yoko presses.
Divina shakes her head, "Yeah, no, Enid is for sure being courted right now. It just seems like she isn't catching on yet."
At that Yoko clambers out of the bed and starts pacing. "That's the thing, Div, I don't think she's catching on at all. I think Enid honest to god, does not believe for a single second that she could ever be courted by Addams. I try bringing the topic up and she just brushes it off. It's like she can't even wrap her head around the possibility of it being a possibility."
From her spot on the bed, Divina only tilts her head. Yoko understands the silent question.
"I know Enid's got stuff going on with her family. It's not really my place to share any of it but I know you caught the stuff that went down at Family Day. I think maybe Enid doesn't think she can let herself have this. I mean, Div she shifted for Addams. Saved her life. Fought a fuck ugly Hyde to do it. That's pretty intense for a friendship." she explains before sighing and running a hand through her hair. "That's not to say she wouldn't though. If anyone would do all that for the sake of a friendship it'd be Enid. Pup is loyal like that."
Divina hums and stands from her place in bed and crosses over to where Yoko is. The siren stops the vampire before she starts pulling hair out. Yoko leans her face into the palm resting against her cheek and sighs again. Divina presses their foreheads together before speaking.
"I know you're worried about her and that you genuinely want whats best for Enid but, Yoko, I think we'll just have to let this one play out a bit more." At that Yoko pulls her head back enough to look at her girlfriend. Divina continues before Yoko can jump in. "If you try to push her too hard, she might get scared or even upset and pull away completely. That would ruin any chance Wednesday has and we wouldn't want that would we?"
Yoko groans and throws her head back. She can hear Divina huff a laugh at her theatrics and the vampire can't help the smile that creeps onto her face. Yoko brings her head back to lean against her girlfriend and she allows herself a few minutes to sulk.
"I just want her to be happy."
"I know and I'm sure she knows, too."
"God, I hope so."
"Well I know so, and I know she'll come to you to talk through things at some point which is why we just have to let everything run its course."
"...Fuckin Addams of all people, couldn't be someone less prone towards actual torture?"
Divina just snorts in reply.
Been getting a little burned out on writing but I'm trying to write a little everyday just so I keep the habit going. Feels like words are difficult lately though, so not super happy with how this turned out
Hope the ear starts feeling better soon Stream
Hey frog no worries!! It came out great, I can really see that yoko is worried about Enid
And damn Enid... She's so dense I had to search an example of it to prove my point
But heyy, atleast she's getting that princess treatment right! Right,, totally not gonna end badly or anything aha.... 😢
(remembers how Enid dates someone else and Wednesday holes up in her house)
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bots-and-cons · 1 year
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Can I get Optimus, soundwave and shockwave with a human so who's special interest is dinosaurs? Like they can info dump endlessly about dinosaurs but they're also self-conscious of it since people have told them in the past to stop and that they're annoying? (If possible, can the reader be autistic? I've realized I'm autistic and wanted something about that but no pressure!)
I also recently came to the conclusion that I'm autistic so hey I’m happy to write stuff like this. The unfortunate thing is, I don’t really know much about dinosaurs, but I guess this is like what I would do if it was my special interest. The Shockwave one is a bit different but it’s still fine
~Shockwave~
•Shockwave notices you’re often talking about these “dinosaur” creatures and he takes an interest
•He doesn’t really mention it, but he listens to a lot of what you’re talking about, even if it doesn’t always seem like it
•You just sort of talk to yourself while you’re reading up on things and Shockwave has picked up on some things
•He takes a more of a scientific interest and he’s considered the possibility of cloning dinosaurs
•But he decides it’s not a good use of his time, because he has so many projects going on
•Shockwave does ask the occasional question, because he is always interested in knowing more about things
•He also takes note of your dinosaur shirt and the little pins on your backpack, but he doesn’t really say anything about those either, because he deems it unnecessary
~Optimus Prime~
•Optimus is always happy to hear you talk about whatever you’re passionate about and are interested in
•He lets you know if he doesn’t have time, but he always feels bad when he can’t talk with you
•Optimus is still a bit of an archivist at spark, so he loves learning new things and hearing about subjects he doesn’t know about
•He of course really likes to see you so happy when you tell him all kinds of details and facts that you know
•You’ve also got some dinosaur apparel and a lot of plushies and little figurines of your favorite dinosaurs
•You make a remark like “Sorry I’m info dumping, I know it’s annoying” and Optimus looks at you a bit weird, because he doesn’t find it annoying at all and he doesn’t understand why anyone would
•You explain that it’s because sometimes you tend to monologue and your friends don’t share your interest in dinosaurs
•Optimus thinks it’s admirable that you’re so interested in something and that it brings you joy
•He actually looks up some stuff about dinosaurs, pretty general things, because he wants to ask you questions and show interest
~Soundwave~
•Soundwave enjoys listening to you talk about your interests, and he always lets you talk as much as you want while he works, because he is very capable of multitasking
•When you mention a specific dinosaur, he brings up a picture of it on his visor or the computer  screen with a question mark next to it
•You always tell him as much as you can about that species of dinosaur, but sometimes you go quiet and stop talking, because you don’t want to annoy him
•But every time you do that, he brings up more pictures and a question mark, urging you to keep talking
•He’s also on the lookout for interesting documents and videos he thinks you might like
•Memes are his specialty though, and he makes some of his own as well, usually themed around dinosaurs since he makes them for you
•He enjoys conversing on the subject too, because he thinks they’re interesting as well, but since he isn’t the most talkative mech around, it’s often pictures and recordings put together
•He does of course talk with you too, but it’s usually if it’s just you around
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Alright... this is the one part of my AU I always get anxious talking about.. I've said it before that Gum was young when he became a dad but I still always worry people are going to take it the wrong way..? Idk. So.. I'm gonna ramble, please read ALL of it before you judge or something??? I also tend to repeat myself so.. sorry if it sounds repetitive. 
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***TW:*** Depression / Underage Drinking / Teen Pregnancy 
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In my AU; Gum and Penny broke up when they were still 12 (timeline wise it's shortly after the ending of the show / Rob disappears. I'll go into Rob's timeline eventually but anyway!) - They remain friends over the years, Penny being there for Gum through his bad times (this has to do with Rob, again I'll explain eventually. To put it simply, Gum goes through a rough time with Rob being missing.) When he was 16, Gum goes to a party to distract himself from his sadness (Darwin kinda forced em' to go, it was some high school party, lots of the kids from school were there.) - but when he got there he didn't really talk much. He mostly just sat on the couch alone while everyone else was having a good time. 
Penny approaches, seeing him alone on the couch that’s off to the corner so she sits with him. Asking him what’s wrong and he starts crying. She gives a gentle, friendly kiss to his temple, and then someone trips, spilling their drink all over Gumball. Penny takes him upstairs to the bathroom to get him cleaned up since she quickly realized he, at some point, drank the spiked punch (which he didn't know was spiked to be fair) and that he’s pretty tipsy.
She remembers she has an extra shirt in her bag and gives it to him. He says thanks and then wanders off to a nearby bedroom. She asks what he’s doing and he says he just wants to lay down, and doesn't feel like socializing. She feels bad leaving him alone in such a state so she asks if he wants her to stay and he says yes. She sits down but he asks “Is.. it weird to ask to cuddle?” and she says no, laying down so she can hold him. 
They talk for a little while, about all kinds of things, and it eventually leads to them looking at each other. Penny wanting to be ‘wanted’ and Gumball wanting some kind of comfort / a distraction from how much he misses Rob, they both lean in for a kiss. They kiss for like.. 2 minutes, but Penny begins to feel a weird feeling in her stomach, yet Gumball was the one to pull away. Admitting he’s just really tired and wants to sleep. (She figures maybe he felt a weird feeling too.) so he nuzzles up to her and falls asleep. 
Waking up about an hour or so later to roll over and proceed to throw up on the floor (and himself.) - the 'drunkenness' still taking effect, he undressed til it was just his underwear and went out onto the roof to sleep. Penny questions him but she doesn't really get far, seeing as he passed out immediately after saying to leave him there. She cleans the mess and decides to ask Masami (whose house it was btw) to stay the night. Masami says sure but “Please make sure he doesn’t fall off the roof. I don’t want to be liable.” The next morning Gumball sobers up and Penny takes him home. 
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Shortly after this, Penny figures out she's pregnant. Now.. I know that makes no sense. All they did was kiss for 2 minutes and cuddle fully clothed. Yeah, this is where my headcanon for Penny's species (shapeshifting fairies) comes in.
See, Penny's species can reproduce when a few factors come into play; her species is… well, they're not around as much. They're not liked when out of their shells so their probability of reproducing lessened as the years went on. In fact, they could only reproduce with themselves many millennia ago but as new generations happened, they could reproduce with something that their DNA, their instincts, feels is a good match. (This is tawog, there doesn't have to be a real deep reason why someone like Gum is chosen but some other people aren't. And look, if Gum and Dar can make an actual baby out of a jar of gross things in a microwave then, stuff like this can happen. It's a fictional world, it doesn't need tons of realism. I mean literally in my AU later on, Gum and Rob have bio kids despite both being biological males. So like, screw realism!) 
Anyway, as for the "why" it happened? To put it simply; “They both wanted something” when they kissed. See, when she broke up with Gumball (because yes, SHE broke it off when they were younger - because she realized Gum had feelings for Rob before he even did. She wanted him to come to terms with it and tell Rob if / when he found him.) It was hard for her to feel.. wanted. Clearly if he likes someone else so much like.. what's "wrong" with her? (Nothing, but she's gonna feel insecure and wonder what was wrong with her for him to move on.) Gum thinking about Rob and wanting to see him again, he wanted a distraction and to not feel so lonely for a second. While Penny's desire was to be wanted. Penny’s body basically misconstrued the equally intense desires (Penny’s longing to be wanted and Gumball’s want for something to distract him from Rob) as an agreement and the prolonged kiss-contact was enough for it to happen. Also since Gumball was unrelated and of a similar age range it mattered not that there were no ... specific activities .. involved. Her body just said “oo connection and correct circumstances? Okay!” - essentially. 
I hope this all makes sense and I want to make something incredibly, crystal clear. I do NOT condone minors drinking / doing unsafe activities / getting pregnant. I also want to say that while Gumball was tipsy when they kissed; he was NOT taken ‘advantage’ of. I would NEVER condone that nor write it in a story. Let me be perfectly clear on that. "Well then why is it in your story?" - because while my AU isn't focused on the "realism" aspect, it doesn't mean 'real situations' can't happen. Teen pregnancies happen, and unfortunately it's often. It’s not something I condone nor do I think it should happen, but it can happen. Another thing to note; it was more-so just Penny's species traits of this almost.. I guess you could say "asexual reproduction" that caused it. I also should mention; she had NO idea that could happen. Her parents never told her about it. They never warned her that their species could do this. (I'm not blaming them btw, I'm just adding in that Penny didn't know this could happen.) So yeah, that’s kinda the long winded explanation of all this. Penny and Gum are about 16/17 (17 by the time Cas is born because their birthdays are in June and Cas was born in November.) If you have questions or concerns, you can ask! (DM me though) but yeah I just.. I’ve been super nervous talking about this specific part of my AU because I don’t want anyone to think I’d condone bad things, of course I don’t. Hence why I made this long post thoroughly explaining everything because I don’t want anything misconstrued. Hope this all makes sense!! ;v;’’ ~
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finniestoncrane · 1 year
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uhh the riddlers reactions/opinion on their s/o having a pet rat? Or just an uncommon pet
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Riddler Headcanons ok anon i think overall the riddlers would LOVE an uncommon pet that they can spill facts about, so when i was writing this... they all kinda felt the same way! and i didn't want to write nothing, so i thought ok which weird pet would they each prefer? and so i gave all the riddlers uncommon pets instead i hope that's ok! request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, snakes, spiders, birds, rodents, uh fish?
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zero year
he needed a pet that made potential partners go "ooooh" or "eeeeh" or "aaaaaaah"
just something that made them think he was different
dangerous and cool maybe?
and also represented his obsession with phallic symbols
so he is 100% a snake boy
and he will ask if you want to see or stroke his snake and then make horrible suggestive puns afterwards
but he's actually a complete sweetie with his little serpent baby(s)
calls himself their daddy, makes weird comments about how they're just like him when he feeds them mice (like it's obvious he's making some comment about predator and prey but it's weird)
he's not a fan of using them as a prop, so he won't be seen out with them around his neck and using them as a symbol of fear
just in case they get hurt or stressed
gotham
oh ok he is absolutely a bug boy for sure
insects have always been his jam, they are his childhood hyperfixation
man was in love (me too ed) with grissom from csi and wanted to be an entemologist at one point
he got bullied a lot for his love of insects at school, but he found comfort in them
the lesser creatures that were killed without thought
he's owned a variety of different bugs over the years
never any arachnids (too scary)
his favourites were his orchid mantis, his hermit crab, and the butterflies he helped to coccoon one year
right now he's super into snails
he has two giant african snails that he loves with all of his little soul called dill and pickle because of their slight and unusual greenish hue, which is why he chose them duh
arkham
i think i got this exactly right, because he could have had rats, he could have any number of the night time trash animals actually
but he wouldn't have a pet intentionally
it would have to be something that kind of existed in the same space as him, that he vaguely related to
that he caught doing it's thing one night and it just resonated him as their little eyes caught one another and they slowly went back to their own sneaky business
and that's how he ended up becoming the reluctant but semi-caring not-really-an-owner of imp, the possum
he doesn't live indoors with eddie, and he comes and goes as he pleases
but he frequents the dumpster right outside the entrance to the water company
and eddie feeds him leftover scraps and sometimes buys him enrichment toys from pet shops if he's feeling particularly soft
imp probably has some kind of disease, so eddie has never petted him, but he secretly wants to (he could keep his gloves on!)
but it's fine, he sees him more of a colleague anyway, one that is comparatively intellectually equal given how many times he broke into the dumpster
telltale
you know what, i didn't think he would be into pets
and then i looked into his eyes and though
spider boy
something creepy, that is misunderstood but so valuable to society, there's a lesson in there for people to learn about him
slender, poised, quick and strong but nimble
he has a definite preference for the more dangerous species
anything poisonous or completely deadly is something he would be keen to add to his 'collection' at some point
he's spent a lot of time learning how to handle them carefully and respectfully and sees them as little works of art more than pets
and he won't let anyone else touch them or handle them, because no one can be trusted with them
so there's an element of feeling towards them there, definite admiration of his little beasties
unburied
he went into a pet shop and said "what's the spiciest, littlest thing i can get that is also cute"
and he walked out with four terrapins and everything he'd need to give them the best little domestic life possible
they're weird but cute, and so small, but they bite
and he looks at them all the time with adoring eyes like
"they're just like me u-u"
plus he likes how many facts come with terrapins, and that cute thing they do when they stack themselves on top of each other
plus they are absolute catnip for partners
those terrapins have got his dick sucked more than he imagines a puppy would have
hot people like cute sea creatures, who would have thunk it?
but aside from them being a magnet for potential partners, they are also his pride and joy
twojar
ok so he wwanted a tiger, he thought that would be cool as fuck
strong red head just like him? perfect!
but the idea of catwoman on his ass about it put him off
plus having to tame a wild beast? he'd hate for someone to do that to him *wink wink omg shut up eddie*
then he wanted a komodo dragon, cos dragon >:)
but he settled on a monitor lizard, one that had been rescued from some terrible place that had no idea how to care for them properly
and now it lives like a spoiled poodle
it has it's own bed and free range rule of his office
and he swears that it responds to it's name and kisses him on command, which is debatable but god help you if you say anything
he also denies letting it sleep in his bed with him but... yeah
dano
duh, rats, but i think we all knew that
i think it fits him well though
they're misunderstood, they have blame placed on them for things they didn't do (looking at you black plague)
they're the villains of every city, more so than the other pests
but they're geniuses, so clever, capable of intense emotions and acute reasoning
but to look at them, people are either scared or don't think twice
and that's how eddie has lived his life
so taking comfort in knowing that he's there with them, the other outcasts
two lonely creatures sharing in each others space, and their intelligence, and their sadness, and their inevitable entrapment
it's very on-brand for him
btaa
no campy little crime artist would be a true villain if not for his stereotypical dangerous pet
and he really did his research, trying to think about what would be the coolest to have
and which ones weren't already in use by other villains
because god forbid he look like some copycat hack
which is how he ended up with his dramatic fish tank filled with his precious pirahnas
they're an exccellent threat, they're a wonderful water feature
and he genuinely has a lot of feelings towards them
plus the looming threat of having to clean their tank out keeps miss tuesday in line... kind of
also, he's found that people really like the way he rolls his "r" on pirrrrhana
plus he likes how his desk looks in front of it, the lighting really brings out his skin tone and how bright his eyes are
young justice
his desire for companionship and someone to chit chat with
something to stave off the loneliness, to satisfy the need for friendship
and more importantly, that won't leave him or abandon him any time soon
so, while it's not super unique, it is kind of uncommon
that he has a precious little african gray parrot waiting for him at home when he's been beaten up by children
or hogtied by children
or imprisoned by children
or mocked by children
there's someone waiting for him who depends on him
and he doesn't love anything more than his little bird friend
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llondonfog · 8 months
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You know how Lilia often talk about the fact that Silver grew up so fast, for him it’s like if he was a child yesterday and now he’s already a young fine man ?Well, the other day I realized how it felt when I looked at my brother’s cat, Soup.
For context, I know Soup since the day she was born and didn’t realize how fast she grew before holding her in my arms in the other day. Suddenly, I felt that she was not as small and light as she used to be not that long ago. But the shook really hit when I looked at the calendar and realized she was only 5 months old. Like, she was as small as my hand this spring, how could time flew that fast ?!
And then I realized that Soup will probably die in a couple of decade if she lives a good life, waaaaay before me. So I sat and though deeply about this feeling and in a way I understood how Lilia may feel about Silver.
Because Silver is his little kitten, his baby that he loves like his own son. And even if Silver will grow and age much faster than him, he’ll probably be his little kitten until the very end in his eyes, even if Silver is not youthful anymore.
Because like 20 years fly in the blink of an eyes for us, 80 years is nothing in the long life Lilia lived. Yet, the same way our cat will probably leave a deep memory in our lives years after they’ll quit us, Silver will certainly be remembered by Lilia until he himself die.
Of course, I already thought before that this must be quite horrible to feel, as a species that can live longer like fae, to see the ones you love pass out so quickly… But I think I didn’t expect to actually be able to grasp this feeling myself with my relationship with this cat.
Anyway, I needed to share this feeling and since I know you love Lilia and Silver relationship I thought you’d be interested.
as a first-time cat owner myself, i can't tell you how much your ask hit home with me, and makes a perfect reference point for how we interact with these characters. i know exactly how you feel— when i picked up my cat at three months old, he was the smallest, cutest little bundle of fluff, his ears accounted for half of his size! and it's so crazy to look at him curled up next to me now, in the space that could have fit three of him as a kitten. we're celebrating his third birthday in november, and it's hard to believe so much time has passed— where did it go? it feels like only yesterday i was eagerly prepping for his arrival and fussing over his every move, so worried that i wouldn't know how to care for him properly.
and the thought will strike me from time to time, just as it has with you about soup— i will outlive my cat, this sweet little creature that's given me so much joy, purpose, and delight in my life. the very notion of it doesn't seem real, and it's humbling to realize that life is so fleeting and precious, and we have to cherish the time we have with our loved ones (even if they're cats!) because time can only keep marching on.
also, as a person in my late twenties enjoying the game, lilia and silver's relationship really hits home when i consider silver's struggle to accept his own father's decline and compare that to my own parents and the inevitable fact of aging. i don't think i've ever seen a piece of media demonstrate the grief and fear of losing your family structure as well as twst has done, and it honestly floored me with how much respect and nuance that they're treating this relationship.
like you pointed out, the differences in silver and lilia's species and overall ages only underscores how treasured their relationship to each other truly is— lilia is over 700 years old and only found silver at the end of his life. silver is just on the cusp of adulthood, and lilia is all he's ever known, he's silver's entire world and the cornerstone of which he bases all else. and i think that prior to ch7, silver fully expected his father to live beyond him, and i think that was almost a comfort, in a way. to have lilia always be by his side, to never lose his most precious family member and to have the rest of his human life to give lilia the happy ending he keeps wishing for his father to know, only to now realize that those wishes can never come true. lilia will die before silver, and seemingly soon— can we even begin to grasp what that must feel like when you have no other family?
as i've mentioned, i just really appreciate how twst has been handling this development with the gravity and emotional weight that it deserves. silver will always be lilia's one and only son, and i hope that despite all that he's learning about his father's past and even his own, that lilia can remind him of that. no matter how fleeting silver's presence was in the span of lilia's long memory, it was the happiest time of his life.
in any case, thank you for this sweet ask, i really appreciate you sharing your thoughts and how it affected you when you applied it to your own daily life <3 and thank you for allowing me to ramble about my own in return <3
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adobe-outdesign · 1 year
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I'm not sure if you're taking ask at the moment but if you are, what do you think of Toedscool and Toedscruel? There some of my favorite pokemon in Paldea!
(Quick note: We're getting into the SV requests now and the official art isn't out yet (and might not be for several weeks), so I'm going to rely on scans and in-game models. Chances are my opinions won't change when the actual art comes out, but if it does I'll reblog and update later.)
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My problem with Wiglett—which I'll summarize here, for those who haven't read that review—was that it was, ultimately, a waste of the idea of convergent evolution 'mons. The concept didn't feel justifiable as its own thing, and the design was bland and too similar to the original.
I am therefore happy to say that, in my opinion, the Toedscool line is a major step up. It's far stronger both conceptually and visually than the Wiglett line, and is more justifiable as a convergent evo instead of a regional. With the Wiglett line, it felt like it could've just been a water-type Diglett regional that happened to look a bit like a garden eel; but with this line, it would make no sense for a squid to suddenly go onto land, grow legs, and become a fungus. It's also much more obvious, visually speaking, what they were going for and what the difference between the two species is.
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When this line was first leaked, I was hoping for something based off of the bleeding tooth fungus, because it would fit the original line's red orbs. While GameFreak didn't go down that route, they did make another mushroom reference: the wood ear mushroom, which is a Japanese pun (translating out to "tree jellyfish"). Toedscruel is bit closer to these mushrooms in appearance, while Toedscool is more akin to a mica cap:
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Visually, Toedscool is relatively similar to the original, with a few changes; namely the color and the orbs being markings instead, to better fit the bell-mushroom shape. That may sound underwhelming, but what makes this line is the fact that it has legs now:
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Nothing is funnier than watching this noodle-limbed thing flop about and running at speeds it really doesn't seem like it should be able to reach. It's not only hilarious, but gives something to instantly make it distinct from the original.
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And Toedscruel? Somehow, it's even better. It keeps an equally silly walk animation (this time hopping instead of running), but really starts to depart from the original design more while still being identifiable as something Tentacruel-esq.
Visually, the noot-noot snout is delightful, and feels like a natural change from Tentacruel's beak. The changes made to the dome are subtle but really help to convey the mushroom shape, and the legs work well as "roots" of sorts.
The biggest change though is the colors, and I have to say, they look fantastic. The brown likely references the aforementioned wood-ear mushroom, while the lime green gives it almost a glowing effect. The pink accents are subtle and work nicely with the brown, and help to tie it back to Toedscool's palette. I've always liked Tentacruel just fine, but honestly, this design just blows the original out of the water (both figuratively and literally).
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Overall, I'll happily welcome more convergent evos if they're as good as this line is.
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hms-no-fun · 14 days
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Was the weird, monstrous troll Mary and Lenore saw based off any specific troll design or did you just come up with it yourself?
well i should say first of all that the Mary/Lenore scene in B1 Verse 2 was written by Zoe (she just wrote up a thing about her work here) and touched up by me. so the big monstrous troll was her idea. i asked her for a response and this is what she gave me:
"I just sorta rolled with like, we already know that old highbloods can get pretty gnarly looking so it's gotta be a step beyond that, enough that it would stand out to Mary as remarkable, and I liked the idea of trolls that are more like fantasy trolls, just these hulking monsters that live underground.
the idea of the evil moon hurling rocks at the planet's surface was influenced by some other worldbuilding we've done, the solar Judgments of Fallen London, and maybe most prominently the insane sapient Psychedelic Sun from The Star Beast (Doctor Who). Actually in retrospect the idea of them living under the surface was probably partly ganked from Axile in Fallen London, which was scorched by the system's sun because it found the inhabitants repugnant. so it's sorta pulling from a bunch of sources in this sort of psychedelic science-fantasy mode."
my only addition would be that over the years there've been a lot of cool troll designs. insect versions, furry versions, softer versions, sharper versions, etc. i've always really liked the interpretive versatility given to audiences by Homestuck's abstracted and constantly changing artstyle. in a darker age there were many heated debates on the subject of troll biology, particularly among those desperate for a singularly Canon truth. no such truth can or should exist, but since when has that stopped fandom?
one of the big reasons i wanted Mary on the crew with Dare and Dave is to get an Alternian troll in the same room with a Repitonian troll and just, y'know, see what happens. there are a lot of canonical differences in their biology and cultures that i find fascinating, but in a larger sense i think they do a lot to build on some of the core ideas of Double Album. as often as possible, i want to avoid a reductionist reconciliation of differences in favor of an expansionist one. instead of having these two trolls come into conflict over, like, which troll species is "the real trolls" or whatever, i think it's much more interesting to instead say "actually there are infinity troll species and they're *all* real." and i think Zoe and i both wanted to fold fanon troll designs into that, to explicitly say that they're not all necessarily bipedal humanoids but that they can in fact be weird and monstrous. so of course, Zoe's fucked up subterranean hulk troll fit the bill perfectly.
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