#actually not sorry

[tilthedayidice]

Now that we’re all worked up over the body diversity, here’s a stupid poll!!!

I personally think it’s Gale and he tries to use magic to hide it but honestly there’s no hiding them.

#not dice #poll #it’s about farts sorry #actually not sorry #bg3 #Baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3

[galaxynajma]

He’s my beautiful baby girl he’s my sweetheart my sugar angel my beloved my little snowflake he’s my love he’s my little princess he’s my sugar spice and everything nice he’s my little cupcake he’s my little kitten he’s my little songbird he’s my wife my husband my boyfriend my girlfriend he’s my flower he’s my heart

Gojo satoru I love you

#geto fucking move it’s my turn to have gojo #sorry if this was cringe #actually not sorry #I stand by my truth #gojo my bbg #season 2 today🫣 #Gojo satoru my beloved #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk #jjk spoilers #jjk leaks #jujutsu gojo #satosugu #stsg #jjk season 2 #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #jjk s2 #jjk s2 leaks

[pissgraves]

p1 dude would be into trashy old death metal; think torsofuck, lymphatic phlegm, maybe cannibal corpse and mortician. i'd imagine he'd like the old school, terrible mixing, real gore album cover type metal. along with some industrial/noise, thrash metal, punk, stuff like that. i can't imagine him liking anything super popular, tbh

#postal 1 #postal #postal 1997 #postaldude #postal game #also... hime would introduce him to hanatarash #sorry to insert her in silly headcanon post #actually not sorry

[pommunist]

The energy of this stream of Quackitys compared to when he was "addressing" (barely) the xenophobia within the qsmp fandom -- especially from his own fans -- towards brazilians... It feels like he cares more about his own image than the supposed goal of uniting people through QSMP

« But Q and his team can’t say anything because there could be leaks and/or this may be bad legally »

« They are firing everyone overnight without warning because it might be hard to actually pay people »

Oh so you agree that they’re prioritising the company and their image above the workers rights and wellbeing then !

(I get it, I understand the move from a business perspective, doesn’t mean I like it)

#neg #sorry if this is too leftist minded of me #actually not sorry #when i say you here this isn’t directed towards anon btw

[whatevertheywant]

One thing I love about Kill Bill by SZA is the "I'm so mature,I'm so mature" because that's exactly the kind of shit younger me said when she was Not Okay and was very much intellectualizing my feelings

#kill bill sza #sza #sos sza #lyrics #sorry this is a sza stan account now #actually not sorry

[tealeafconnoisseur]

Horrible puns part 1 of ???

Topic of the dairy....Udders

Have you seen cow tiddies? Just the udder size of them.

Also the way cows produce milk is udderly fascinating.

And when you milk a cow in Australia you're going down udder.

Thanks for coming to my teat talk.

#cowpuns #horrible puns #shitpost #titpost #meme #cows #huge udders #big tiddy committee #big udders #big teats #udderly hilarious #i am sorry #actually not sorry #bad puns #terrible puns

[justahaterintheworld]

Fried Henry after eleven sent him to the upside down

#henry creel #stranger things #vecna #I'm sorry Henry #actually not sorry

[halfpricedpages]

the one thing shatter me tumblr fails on is tagging posts incorrectly imo. i look up kenji kishimoto and it’s just aaron warner X juliette ferrars fics. IM SORRY DID I LOOK UP AARON WARNER?!?! NO I DID NOT SHOW ME KENJI PLS AND THANK YOU. no one likes kenji like i do there’s no good fanfiction there’s no good fanart there’s no good tumblr posts about him. i’m resorting to me delusions and daydreams.

#i’m unhinged on here sorry guys #actually not sorry #this is my blog you can all fuck off if you don’t like it here #i’m gonna hyperfixate in peace thanks

[halfbakedhedonist]

When I say I want a femcel gf I don't mean I want a girl who posts Sylvia plath quotes over a picture of cassie from euphoria crying and writes shitty poems about girlhood. I want a disgusting, greasy, socially inept, terminally online 4chan lurker who writes disturbing mlm fanfiction for south park or rick and morty or hasbin hotel or some shit. I want her to give me a hoodie, trying to be cute, that smells like she's worn it for a month straight without washing it. And quite frankly I'm pissed off that you tiktok girls stole the word. This pussy is for trufemcels only

#sorry im a freak #actually not sorry

[bethiewhimsy]

sorry everyone !!! flood of chapter 107 spoilers !!!

#ACTUALLY NOT SORRY #INSANE.

[luciality]

yes amelia is a sadist yes she loves her twin sister sosososososoooo much. that said. maddie is simply too cute to not torture. So when america has perfected the super evil top secret brainwashing techniques, her first thought is not to use them on her enemies, but on sweet little maddie. UAGAGAHAH THEY LITERALLY HAVE THE SAME FACE AND AMELIA IS OBSESSED she loves to see maddie cry ok ok sorry its true she has a cute crying face she makes cute crying noises especially when shes getting stretched out and shes panicking shes scared amelia is gonna tear her apart please please please stop no more she cant take it ^_^ but she can and she will take it bc amy says so. i think she puts maddie through nonstop edging for weeks, starves her, no sleep, shes only allowed to cum when amelia is physically hurting her, just wearing her down into nothing so she's so pliable and passive when its time to train her into being amelia's perfect sex toy. i think maddie spends hours a day with her mouth on amy's cunt and she cant even feel her jaw ache anymore shes so happy to be a pretty cuntwarming doll shes all fuzzy and loves when america allows her to play with herself and put on a show and touch her body while pointing out how similar they are to each other. i think amelia likes to fuck her in the mirror and make her watch and in the beginning of her training maddie is so scared to look but now she adores it she loves watching her body (amelia's body. they're the same body) get ravished and the way she twitches and blushes when she is allowed to cum. she's always horny and wet she's not allowed on the furniture bc she leaves such a mess and i just Know amy loves watching her lick up the messes she makes on the floor. something about sweet-shy-good-girl-mommys-favorite-eldest-daughter maddie being so eager to humiliate and debase herself for amelia's amusement is just so hot.

i think amelia keeps her locked up at first during the process but once maddie is well fucked and mindless she brings her outside around other nations just to let them see (but never touch). (if shes crazy enough to do this to her own sister, imagine what she'd do to someone she hates). (dont ask what the canadian government thinks of this. they dont know yet.)

#tw noncon #just to be safe #shut up luci #cleaned up a little bit from drafts but i might come back later #some of u may have seen something like this already in dms #sorry i love amecan #actually not sorry #maddieposting

[stellacaerulea]

I'd reblog the original post with my opinions but I don't know who else might be interested so I'll make a new post that will show up in the main tag - sorry @nightmist-aria , I really wanted to add to your notes

The current Ninirite political landscape up to around v2c2 was basically: Lilith pretends she rules anything while Mercury threatens to cut support (both financial and political) to her government if she doesn't do as he says - I mean, that's how she got elected to begin with, by riding on Mercury and being promptly shot down when she tried to walk with her own legs [Sweet Doll].

Then it came to a peak when Desire ravaged Ninir, and Mercury took the chance to take over Lilith's cabinet while she was unconscious and got every reconstruction contract for his company. When she woke up and found out everyone but her was in on it and that even her own people saw her as a puppet queen, she decided to put an end to it and instructed Fidel to help her fight Mercury off - including feeding him doctored weapon purchase reports [v2c1], actually going against her corrupted PR counselors' "instructions" [Sugary Lullaby], disqualifying the judges of the Cician idol tournament right before the finals [v2c3] and signing a treaty with Ophelia against Mercury [v2c9].

So all in all, the current background politics is: Lilith is fighting Mercury with what she has and arming herself to make it a war if it comes to it.

#shining nikki #shining nikki mercury #shining nikki lilith #shining nikki ophelia #one of the big reasons why i hate mercury #he's just as much of an abuser as a t-rated game allows #sorry mercury simps #it is what it is #actually not sorry

[fearsomeandwretched]

My jaw is actually on the floor that peace is third eliminated behind labyrinth and ours. The midnights songs that beat it are all objectively a lot worse sorry

#actually not sorry #do you ppl have ears

[xomoosexo]

hey guys sorry about the omegaverse skephalo posting last night woops

#actually not sorry

[neoj00kyo]

did a lil gerard study in class and it turned out into this

#not complaning tho #I'll develope this into a proper fanart someday #gerard way #gerard way fanart #mcr #mcr fanart #I'm sorry for my horrible editing skills #actually not sorry

[netflixofficial]

I'm sorry everyone but Alchemy of Souls has me loosing my shit so there's about to be spam of no-context gifsets and y'all will just have to catch up

#alchemy of souls #actually not sorry #pretty sure i have like 3 active followers and none of us have our shit together