#adhd amusing

[aroaceleovaldez]

I need to see more demigods who bite. Like jason totally feels the need to bite stuff, and leo half-jokingly suggests getting him a chew toy (like a dog). Nico absolutely bites to show affection, (maybe not willy nilly like jason but still) like just randomly biting people he's close with shoulders or hands because he just loves them so much (jason both bite to express affection and stim)

Anyways petition to normalize neurodivergent people who bite as a form of expressing affection or stimming.

oh absolutely. I actually have a tier list of "which of the Argo II crew & co are most likely to bite:"

Jason gnaws on people to show affection. He is extremely "Everything I love belongs in my mouth and everything I hate belongs between my teeth." He mostly stopped doing it for awhile cause of the whole "being trained to be the Perfect Praetor™" and having to mask a lot more, but he picked it up again a bit when he and Reyna became friends cause she didn't care and then more with the Argo II crew. He definitely hoards chewlery. He also definitely bit Krios real bad when they were fighting, if not outright killed him with his teeth.

Nico is a younger sibling. He has no qualms against biting in fights, any fight, but he does associate biting with fights. Jason tries to friendly-bite him one time and Nico just takes it as declaration of war and they end up tussling for like five minutes. After he gets used to Jason though he picks it up a bit too, mostly just chewing on people's hands. Also I 100% hc that when he was in Tartarus he just went full teeth-and-claws mode to survive. Honestly he bites more in regular combat and even training than Jason does, mostly just cause he's not above fighting dirty. If it works, it works. Also I hc he has sharp canines and is small so he might as well.

Frank's third but only on technicality cause shapeshifting. When he's human he's pretty much equal level to everybody else which is "only bites as a last resort."

Everybody else is pretty on-par with each other but Percy is probably just sliiightly more likely to bite not for any particular reason, he just considers it a valid fight tactic in a pinch (unlike Nico, who just considers it a general fight tactic). Also he got the oral stim adhd vibes. He has a lot of chewlery. They're all sea-themed, of course. Thalia is also pretty equal to Percy in terms of "biting as a valid fighting tactic."

Annabeth is also like. She's less likely to bite than Percy but more likely to than the rest of the crew. It's just a valid battle tactic under certain scenarios to her (and that includes training). She does consider it a low-blow though. She's also definitely got the oral stim adhd too. Lots of chewlery, rip her pencils and pens, etc etc. Her and Percy probably have a shared chewlery collection.

Piper is not the bitey type but she does have little to no formal combat training so yknow, wet cat technique. I do also totally believe she'd also have a chewing stim though. Like yknow how I draw her with the little braid sidebangs? Yeah she definitely chews on those and that's part of why she wears her hair like that. The other reason is that braiding it is one of her other stims.

#pjo #riordanverse #jason grace #nico di angelo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #headcanon #headcanons #adhd #Anonymous #ask #yippee stimming hcs #not gonna tag Frank or Thalia cause they're only passingly mentioned #im just very amused by the potential of Jason ''bites affectionately'' Grace vs Nico ''younger sibling'' di Angelo #Jason: [friendly bite] :) || Nico: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY. || Jason: *MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE-* #the difference between Jason and Nico is that if Jason intends to bite in combat he *means it.* he is taking a chunk out of his opponent. #he also does it rarely but would prefer to do it more. he's willing to bite in combat he just doesn't cause he was trained otherwise #Nico meanwhile bites as casual violence but may also take a chunk out of opponents if opportunity presents itself #cause Nico was trained to fight scrappy when not relying on skeletons #Jason also bites affectionately but Nico doesn't he's just stimming. Percy is also just stimming #long post // #i have actually thought about this genre of hc a lot before #i have opinions about the argo II crew's biting habits

[starredwrites]

i love the new pjo tv show don't get me wrong but i feel like it's missing the like, campiness of the original? that got translated pretty well into the musical but honestly 2-3 lines of witty dialogue per episode isn't really getting the original Ridiculousness of the book across.

like it's been pointed out that they seem to immediately know & recognize every myth they encounter, which is part of it, but like...episode 7 in particular made me sigh a lot because they cut so much of the humor! things like annabeth just immediately training cerberus to stay put and them bald-face lying to Charon that they are all dead, actually, they drowned in a bathtub. Together. it was such a nice like, breather before they get into the Very Serious Underworld Scenes and instead...nope, just more ACTION.

and they took out stuff in other episodes that made the tone lighter-things like percy and annabeth getting grossed out by the mirrors in the tunnel of love ride, the dam snack bar jokes, grover eating cans, them playing around in the lotus hotel, etc. i feel like half the fun of the original books was that, at any given conflict, the main characters were either going to sword fight their way out or completely bullshit their way out in the most convoluted ridiculous way possible. which was hilarious and also suspenseful-is percy going to pick up riptide, or is he going to start talking baseball? and them giving impassioned dialogue all the time instead of goofing around a bit just weighs down the whole tone of the show.

i feel like the show is very action-adventure whereas the original book was more of an adventure romp. i also feel like with the new heaviness that's come with multiple POVs (like seeing percy and sally's backstory) the show would really benefit from like, sad shot of sally and poseidon talking then BOOM cut to percy complaining about getting sand on his favorite pair of jeans while on the beach with ares. or something else.

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv crit #pjo tv series #pjo tv spoilers #percy jackson tv series #tlt musical #anyways. listen to the lightning thief musical it's really good and um. you will cry and also laugh. #also rick hire me to be in your writers room i'll keep you from making dumb decisions. i will also talk about ancient greek culture a lot #i will also Have ADHD in your vicinity. for reference. since the later episodes seem to be forgetting #ADHD would make me take Forever to find the correct ride at the amusement park i can tell you that much

[yet-another-autism-blog]

The three types of neurodivergence (as represented by my niece, my sister in law, and myself)

When presented with a board game my niece (adhd- primarily hyperactive) says fuck the rules and plays however she wants

My sister in law (adhd- primarily inattentive) has to follow the rules exactly becomes very stressed watching her daughter ignore the rules

And I forgot the board game all together and am simply organizing the pieces

#actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #adhd things #actually adhd #this is not meant to be taken seriously #i just found it amusing

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence below the cut!

Submitter said:

The most ADHD coded bastard there is. He is forgetful, he is impulsive, he has moodswings, he is hyperactive. He randomly zones out sometimes. He is late to places often (might be for dramatic effect by the devs). Might be to subvert the original Sherlock Holmes being autism-coded.

They then added: Also, he is a single father.

#poll #noncanon adhd character #herlock sholmes #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #that single father thing has nothing to do with being adhd. but it did amuse me. so i put it in anyways #i need to get back to playing ace attorney ive played the first and then started the second like 5 times

[arson-09]

Theres nothing like being neurodivergent cause tell me why the fuck i just had little hc for tamlin and i literally started shaking cause it made my brain so happy tf🧍🏻

#pro tamlin #the adhd is strong with this mf #by that i mean i also forgot the hc a few seconds later cause i was so amused by the shaking #had smth to do with shapeshifting cause of todays tamlin week prompt🧍🏻

[effervescentdragon]

:looking at my piles of books and documents: :looking at my mother's piles of books and documents:

whatever diagnosis there is to be had, hers and mine are the same*

*its adhd

#i told her this. without the adhd mention. and she laughed #butchering wuthering heights for my personal amusement #or am i tho #pathology is pathology #anyways i love her the most #effervescentdragonrants #adhd tag

[savingoursanity]

Me, chill? Hah, absolutely not, never. Complete and utter basket case.

However I refuse to make that anyone else's business or problem.

#anxiety #neurotic #social anxiety #executive dysfunction #adhd #masking #mental health #savingoursanity #it always amuses me when someone is like oh im surprised youre anxious you always seem so calm and collected #oh babygirl you do not want to see whats inside this noggin

[five-pillows]

Why is it that movement - particularly pacing - is seen as anxiety or nervousness?

Whenever I pace people ask if something’s wrong or say it makes them nervous or tell me to just stop

But like nothing is wrong????? I’m just vibing???

I like to move around while conversing is that a crime

#something that I find amusing is that on the actual question I put no question marks #the question at the end of the post #but on the statements where I’m expressing confusion I put many question marks #and it still gets the point across #anyways bye #stim #stimming #adhd #audhd #autism #autistic

[autisticlancemcclain]

i just think applebees would be so slay and i totally won’t throw a hissy fit if it doesn’t win!!

understandable. see i even have two ideas for it.one is another prequel bc i love prequels and the other is a fic set in the universe from lances perspective. bc i love him

#it’s based off this one post i saw bc everything is based off this one post i saw #but essentially it will go over that feeing u get when ur autistic/adhd #and you realise suddenly one day that te people around you are not your friends #you are their amusing little pet #and they are laughing at you #every time you open your mouth #and like. you know this now. #and you will never not know it. #and yet you cannot stop yourself from just talking all the time #but you’re always afraid that the people you hold dear are amused by you instead of endeared #that feeling. #i have been chomping at the bit to write about that feeling #anyways #ask

[sstrawberry-stimss]

cedar point roller coaster stimboard request!!

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due to the op behind one of my sources, i will say that we do not, in any way, support endogenic “systems”.

#roller coaster #cedar point #stim #stimboard #sensory #amusement park #theme park #adhd #asd #autism

[affectbreathe]

I know folks toss around ADHD tips on this webbed site so my 2 cents?

Brain can't pick one of the many tasks that need doing to focus on?

Stupid roulette wheel app.

For some reason, spinning a silly colorful wheel means I can do the thing it picks. Spent hours in scrolling-brain-paralysis mode, booted up my wheel, and lo and behold I put things in the wash. Remove the decisions from the bees in your brain and put them in the capable hands of THE WHEEL.

#adhd #adhd tips #adhd hacks #its endlessly amusing to me that this works #probably not for everyone but these tips never are #executive dysfunction #indecisive

[curioussubjects]

Kara has ADHD in every episode: "Six Degrees of Separation"

Bonus: Starbuck's notes

Engine power-up sequence began by squeezing something that looks like a red ligament with blue veins on the right side coming out of a sack of gooey fluid shaped like a dog. Squeeze the ligament with your hand while you slide your weight on your left hip into the lymphatic sack.

#battlestar galactica #bsgedit #kara thrace #bsg #bsg 2003 #kara has adhd in every episode #kara has adhd in every episode (s1) #my edits #kara whining bc the raider is gross never ceases to amuse me hsdkfhalskd #sensory so bad you wouldnt believe it

[quilleth]

Went to the dentist for a cleaning, immediately after ordered a bunch of sugary things from Dunkin because they're across the road

Adulting, nailed it!

#quilleth in real life #teeth are fine but apparently i grind my teeth or my jaw shifts in my sleep #because there's wear on my molars and my jaw #but such is life #they're big proponents of myofacial therapy at my dentist but uh...that's not covered by insurance #and i'm not paying out of pocket for that kind of thing #even if it was the dentist who first suggested i get a sleep study and might have adhd xD #which is WEIRD but amusing. like thanks dude. did more for me than most dr's in my 30+ years of life

[adhd-mode-activate]

on the one hand, tumblr's "turn off endless scrolling" setting is very good for yanking me out of doom scrolling into oblivion

on the other hand I would like to doom scroll into oblivion and how dare you do as I commanded you via the settings and yank me OUT of that and remind me indirectly that I have things to do

#just adhd things #why am I like this #me: does something helpful for managing my adhd #my adhd: *HISSS* BETRAYAL #at least it's simultaneously amusing