Eddie posts: some people have been asking me what I’m doing about the Steve won’t sit still for five goddamn seconds problem. This* works
*Laying directly on top of him
Steve:
Steve: Did you seriously stop kissing me so you could send a video to your internet friends?
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Also, any time someone says "Josh speaks in pure nonsense" or "he's always blabbing a million miles a minute" or whatever dumb shit, I hope you know every adhd person sees your post and internalizes it bc I know I do.
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pls give adhd tips that have worked for you 🤲
Oh I do not think we can say that ANY of the way I live this life is recommended, but:
✨ Attitude ✨
I blamed myself a lot for not 'bucking up' or "buckling down" or "just doing it"
It never improved anything and it makes me sad. I stopped doing that and I achieve the same about of shit but I'm happier
💩 Boring tasks 💩
It is simply not a choice between "get it done properly right now" and "get it done half arsed at a weird time while wearing a silly little hat, singing a silly little song and rewarding yourself with a silly little sticker"
Its either half arsed or it's not done, so I'm half arsing it. My apologies that your task is boring as shit, I did what I could to make it bearable and you'll be thankful that I did that (me to me about the dishes)
🔊 Sound 🔊
I have a bell in my keys so when I think 'do I have my keys tho' for the 50th time I can just shoggle my jacket and know they're in there
I set a 30min audiobook timer, I can tidy because I can't watch anything because someone's talking, when it ends I can guilt free stop or I can ego boost keep going, but doing it often enough means sometimes I finish BEFORE THE TIMER (unmatched smugness)
I sing the "got my (something) got my (that thing) got my (thiiiing)" song while pating important things like dog lead poop bags headphones before I leave the house
Work video conferencing filters out background music, you can just play tunes all day and it makes 'tell me when you can see my screen" silences bearable
🦄 One little thing 🦄
Every work day I set myself one task I WILL do today, it needs to be no more than 20mins with no pre work
No matter what happens that day I can take 15 and achieve one actual small useful thing and if I do I put a little "good job" sticker on my to do list notepad.
I am both the struggling student and the teacher cheering her on. I have the power to buy £1 unicorn rainbow motivational stickers and by God I will use that power to email Ken from statistics
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Soap envies Ghost occasionally. That’s a lie. He’s a walking, talking wound seeping envy like pus. And Ghost is everything he can’t be.
But the one that frustrates him the most, ironically, is the fact Ghost can get truly angry.
Now, Soap can act angry. He can do the snarling and biting and posturing. That comes easily. But when it comes to the function, to the white hot fury he sees fuel his lieutenant, he’s empty.
He can take a hit to his face, his side, his ego, and laugh it off. He can taste blood in his mouth and smile because that’s what he knows how to do. All he knows how to do. But when he sees Ghost turned more force than man in holy rage he can only want.
Because Soaps anger isn’t useful, it never has been. There is no slow burn, no rationing or tact. There is only a buildup hissing like a fuse and then combustion. He burns red hot and spitting and then out he goes. He rambles and rants and lashes mindlessly and then he’s out.
He has no use.
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I’m already 1k deep into a fic focused on Charlie’s self worth, where he is seriously injured in the crash but never pronounced dead.
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I think you might have to write another crossover fic with Childe and Gojo (the people are gonna go crazy trust me on this)
wait do you people actually want to see them. you know it would be the most annoying threesome in the history of threesomes right. do you know what you are endorsing or are the masses just mindlessly seeking hedonistic pleasure once again.
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Stephanie is the only Batkid who posts thirst traps and she does it on a regular basis.She's known as 'Amethyst Babe' on her accounts and has at least a thousand followers on each.Jason got physchic damage from finding one and Cass helps her set them up because she's the most supportive and least jealous girlfriend ever.Older men are scared to follow her because Babs taught her how to doxx them
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school councillor: here just tell me everything you have due and ill make you a handy dandy list to follow! so you can get rid of all of that morally reprehensible overdue work!
me, actually genuinely cannot focus on the work at all but wants them to like me: thanks!!!!!
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eddie writes things he needs to remember or ideas on his hand/arm but he forgets to look at them bc he’s so used to them being there it ceases being something that draws his attention (it’s an adhd thing) so he starts writing them on steve instead
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