Them: "Just remove all distractions, and you'll get things done."
Me:
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Mysterious figure: May I have your attention?
Me: Yes, of course, what is it?
Secretly a fairy, about to give me ADHD:
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Younger me, Who does Happy Hand Flappy stims, Hyperfixates, Gets Burned Out After Hyperfixation Stops, and has trouble Making Eye Contact: Lol! I don't have ADHD! How absurd!
Me now: ... Oh... Wait, this all makes sense now.
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Okay, so i have an ADHD hack, and usually these don't work for me, but this one did.
So, i saw this on TikTok. If you have multiple chores, and don't know where to start, just write them all down, and then number them.
Then roll a dice, and whatever chore that number is, do it. (And if you don't have a dice, there are thousands of apps for that.)
It makes the chores approachable.
You don't see the mountain of all chores anymore, it's just one thing. Also you don't have to think about the next thing, because you don't know what it is.
And then it's done, and you can move to the next thing the dice tells you
I just did this to clean up my room.
I put bed, couch, nightstand, desk, chair, floor etc. And hell it worked. My room is actually clean now...
Like, try this, i swear, this is amazing!
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Neurotypicals be speaking in riddles like some guard you have to pass to move forward in your quest, some "answer these riddles three" type of bitches
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“Your ADHD is all in your head!”
No, ADHD is stored in the balls.
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When I was younger I prayed to God to never be a boring adult and God responded with adult ADHD
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On a level from 1 to "has 10 Youtube tabs open you jump around watching videos from, often midway through the video" how bad is your ADHD
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How to make a distracted person understand you like them...
You gotta have the soul of a preschool teacher, because distracted people have the same concentration as a 3-year-old. You gotta know that. In other words, if you don't keep their attention , you lose them, they leave.
They never understand the indirects or directs that you might send them. You have to literally grab their faces and say "I like you, do you like me too?"
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