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Omg guys it’s uptown rat!! With his very silly tiny hat
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outofcontextdiscord · 4 months
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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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iphyslitterator · 1 year
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As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.
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marisatomay · 4 months
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Actually, I think that homophobes in Congress wanted to find a way to criminalize being gay well before a twink got fucked on camera in a Senate hearing room and the video was released to conservative media as an act of revenge porn because the staffer in question told a genocidal and homophobic congressman “Free Palestine” to his face.
There are rapists on the US Supreme Court and I’m supposed to clutch my pearls over two men having consensual sex in the Senate? Oh! Heavens to Betsy! The first time sex acts have been committed in a government building! Are the shades of Congress to be thus polluted?
But, for the record, no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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I am cold. I feel something wet falling on my face. It isn't water, I just know it isn't. It's thicker.
I can't see anything. I don't know where I am.
The place feels old and scary. I'm trapped there.
I feel a draft.
My hands are restrained. I can't move.
Suddenly, a light starts appearing from somewhere.
I can tell it's red. It feels bad. It feels like whatever is coming will be the end of me.
Before the monster can grab me, I wake up in a cold sweat. This nightmare keeps recurring. Every time, the monster gets closer.
I wonder what will happen when it finally reaches me...
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royalarchivist · 3 months
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Etoiles:
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Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]
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dragonflavoredcake · 7 months
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Xisuma: Hey, welcome back to the server! Where are you coming from? Scar: Phasmophobia! Xisuma: Nice! How'd it go this time? Impulse: Scar died like a million times. Scar: Hey! Xisuma: Sounds like a normal day for Scar. Anything to declare? Impulse and Scar: Nope! Xisuma: Then what's in that double chest you're failing to hide? Impulse: Scar: Skizz, inside the chest: Are we in yet?
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shiftythrifting · 8 months
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Incredible book I found and bought!
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To start we want to celebrate #Hettie who is essentially the perfect rattie. She is super chill when her HuMum is a bit too busy for snuggles unlike some ratties (DEFINITELY looking at you Gizmo and Gadgets). She never holds a grudge if it isn't time for Hettie. But when it is time for Hettie, my goodness - it's all happy rattie, endless loving and good times. She might be in the "you own rent hold" in this photo but she is so wonderful that she can just owe rent forever and that is a-okay! So, for being the perfect balance of chilled and loving #Hettie, you are absolutely this week's Best #ROTW.
Now, the following nomination is brought to your attention on the behalf of our beloved and long suffering #RRHVollies who are subject to cleaning #Cage5 EVERY WEEK. It is a sufferance, believe us. The residents of Cage 5 excel at mess making, scent marking, poop generating and just absolute unkempt chaos. No matter how much enrichment, litter training and attention we provide - they just do not seem to care about the comfort of their surroundings or the experience of the #RRHVollies who are scheduled to clean up after them. So #Cage5 #RRHResidents, you are absolutely and disgustingly this week's Worst #ROTW.
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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tf2weirdos · 5 months
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igirisuscones · 6 months
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the way Jesse McCartney voice acts like rent is constantly due the next day needs to be studied
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forestgranted · 6 months
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i drew etho's kill on joel for @trafficzine !! this was super challenging and i learned so much, i hope i did the scene justice
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antimony-medusa · 1 month
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Today in “apparently communication is impossible in 2024” the French union never contacted Quackity beyond a Twitter call-out???
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qtubbo · 28 days
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I miss them </3 heartbreak and this is really cute two in one
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