#adorable+terrifying

[whoatemyshoe]

Enid: Howdy! (🥰🌸💞)

Wednesday: Howdy. (💀🔪💣)

#wednesday #netflix wednesday #wenclair #theyre so adorable #look at wednesday learning this terrifying greeting from the best #wednesday addams #addams #enid sinclair

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #laios touden #falin touden #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have! #I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play. #I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks. #Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere. #Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios. #The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*. #This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those. #Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human. #Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her. #She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist. #The damsel was the dragon all along! #...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

DP x DC AU

Danny's gonna adopt all the Halfas in Gotham whether he wants to or not, and it's gonna start with the little dead girl he found after crawling out of that portal in the league base.

Pt 2 here. My Au Art

...........................

There's a dead little girl sitting on the rug in front of Danny's coffee table curiously eating Cheetos.

Well, she's not all the way dead, only half, could even be a little less then that, Danny would know he's sort of the leading expert on being half dead.

Her skins blue, like comic book mystique blue, vibrant and impossible to miss. Shes got these big black eyes and a nasty split going straight through her upper lip to just under her right eye.

She's also missing her nose, it's just gone, no cartilage left over just the gaping nasal cavity like skulls have.

The little girl looks dead, she is dead, or she's at least as dead as Danny is which is almost exclusively in name only.

Her name is Curaré, Danny only knows it because it's been branded into the skin of the little girls neck, just under the curve of her bald skull.

Curaré is terribly thin, the little toddler sized T-shirt she has on hangs loose around her torso where baby fat should fill it out.

She's horrible to look at, a tiny nightmare, her corpse like coloring doing nothing to mitigate the appearance.

Curaré was neither a healthy nor normal little girl, there was no way Danny could have left that league facility without her.

Oh and she almost exclusively spoke in Spanish which made finding her dinner hard.

Not that Cheetos are really dinner, little kids need to eat more then that Danny was pretty sure, like 89% sure. Although they did have a lot of calories...

Danny tilts his head absently as he looks at her, the little demon being illuminated red and green by the glow of the TV. She's enraptured by the Scooby doo rerun Gotham's only spanish language channel is playing tonight.

As if she can feel his eyes she turns to him and tilts her head the same way.

Danny blinks at her, Curaré blinks back.

" Uh- " Danny starts, trying to remember anything from his Spanish elective from sophomore year. God, his teacher had been right he had needed to study more. " The Cheetos, you like them? They're uh...bueno? Oh! Son Buenos?"

He points his finger down at the snack sized bag in her grasp, her fingers are tiny , they must be so fragile, looking at the desperate grasp they have on the bag makes Danny's chest hurt. How could anyone be so small? Had Danny ever been that small?

Curaré blinks again, long and slow, processing Danny's words. She looks down at her Cheetos and back up at Danny then she carefully holds the bag out to him.

" Oh no that's ok they're for you kiddo" Danny insists.

Curaré shakes the bag at him, like enticing a stray cat with treats but he only shakes his head again.

She gives up after that, shrugging and turning back to her cartoons.

Inside her chest Danny can feel her ghost core vibrate placidly as Scooby and Shaggy run across the TV in a panic.

Danny's own core can't help but try to match it's frequency, a low contented humming echoes between them, safe it seems to say.

Curaré can't be older then 4, which means she was resurrected young and that she died even younger. Danny doesn't know how any of it happened, halfas aren't created easily, the amount of energy needed...

She's so small.

He hopes it was fast, whatever it was that did this to her, made her like him.

Danny also hopes that her injuries aren't permanent. Some ghosts keep the carnage of their corpses well into the after life but as a Halfa Curaré should heal, even if she got those injuries during her ressurction. For her sake it'll be much easier to find some sense of normalcy if she isn't always actively bleeding, even if the blood itself is just an ecto-echo of real blood.

Danny curls his knees up to his chest and hides his face for a moment just trying to breathe. He's too young to be taking care of a toddler, he's still six months away from turning 18 and hes got school on Monday. His eyes burn and his throat constricts as he tries to swallow.

No one else but Danny would know how to take care of Curaré, and she's got no family to try and stumble their way through it. Danny can't take her back to the league and he sure as hell isn't going to search for whoever put that brand on her neck.

Even if he dropped her off at the fire station Gotham only has one Meta focused orphanage, it's state run and all the kids in it have to wear little prison style jump suits. And the food sucks, Danny can personally vouch for that.

She doesn't have a home, she's just as out of place here in Gotham as Danny is. Danny really wishes, not for the first time, that he had an adult here. Like Jazz or hell even Mr. Fuckin Lancer.

Just anyone. Anyone who could tell Danny what to do about this. Who could help him out with the child he's suddenly acquired.

He wishes anyone else was here so it wouldn't just be him and Curaré. Two dead kids sitting on the floor of a studio apartment in the Bowery watching cartoons.

What a pair the two of them will make, oh God. Danny laughs as a few tears stain his jeans.

Curaré makes a curious little noise that has Danny forcing his head up. She's reached the inevitable end of her snack sized bag and she looks absolutely devastated. She turns to look at him, tilting the empty bag towards him as if to say ' can you believe this shit!'

Danny can't help but give her a watery smile, no more crying Fenton, and wipes his nose on the back of his hand.

" Okay, one thing at a time." Danny tells himself. " You finished your Cheetos and now it's time for dinner, right? Stop me if I'm wrong."

Curaré just looks at him.

Danny's not worried, they're gonna have all the time in the world to teach her to appreciate humour and also English.

" I'm going to take that as a yes. " Danny hops up off the floor and goes to find his phone, nobody does dinner like the local Batburger.

Little foot steps follow him into the hallway, he'll have to get used to that sound he's going to be hearing it a lot.

Food first, everything would be better after they ate.

...............

For BG I imagine he's been living in Gotham for a few months and found Curaré while popping in and out of different portals in Gotham. (Who woulda guessed that some portal in Gotham leads right to the lazarus pit)

Note: if u wanna see cool art for this AU it's all in the Danny and the little dead girl au tag on my pg!

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc au #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #batfam #gotham #batman beyond #if yall didnt know curaré is an assasin from batman beyond #not an oc baby this isnt deviantart circa 2005 #i just imagine the bats meeting Danny and him eventually introducing them to his “kid” and just producing this little gremlin #and dannys all like “ isnt she adorable!” #and like yeah shes objectively terrifying looking but also the power of ecto babies is strong #and the batfam is weak #they will adopt jason into their halfa gang dont worry #dc x dp #danny and the little deadgirl au

[justwannabecat]

Idea: Danny, as Ghost King, has now lived for millennia. He’s seen civilizations rise and fall, stars collapse and solar systems be eaten by black holes. Despite this, he stopped maturing at 20. As a result, he gets bored easily, especially since he found a way to restructure the Infinite Realms to be a lot less reliant on one person.

So he explores. Perhaps he’s seen everything from his dimension, but what about others? In what ways could they be different? So he looks. Sometimes, there is no Earth. Sometimes it’s completely different. Sometimes it’s exactly the same. He just left one that was completely futuristic, but this new one? It had heroes.

Heroes! Just like he was, once! Oh, that brings him back. They’re so cute, so small, but- No, no, just because he’s stronger than them doesn’t mean they’re weak. Actually, it’s quite impressive how much they manage to accomplish. They even have their own little group dedicated to saving the world from what they deem threats.

Maybe Danny could join. It’s been a long time since he’s had a vacation. It would be fun. Plus, who would say no to more help?

(The Justice League was in a panic. Every single member who was magically inclined felt something arrive, something that felt like death and life and balance and strength all at once. It would feel safe if it wasn’t strong enough to practically suffocate them. No, they needed to plan, so that this wouldn’t end up a possible Darkseid scenario.)

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #ghost king danny #immortal danny #justice league #they are terrified of Danny #Danny thinks they are adorable #he kinda forgets how much mortals value their time #think Clockwork mixed with Danny personality-wise

[cryptidtumbleweed]

Witch hunter

#this idea has been stuck in my head for weeks #Song: Witch hunter by Jonathan Young #kinda terrifying to post this tbh I adore the shit the Belos part of the fandom makes #the owl house #the owl house fanart #toh #toh fanart #emperor belos #toh belos #toh emperor belos #toh philip #philip wittebane #toh evelyn #evelyn clawthorne #philip wittebane fanart #evelyn clawthorne fanart #toh flapjack

[moonpleaser]

i think he’s a liar btw i’ve seen the things aabria’s done with the dome

#brennan lee mulligan #neverafter #dimension 20 #aabria iyengar #i will never get over the fear that shot through my body during the mismag holiday ep #terrifying and i adored it #and i wanna see that horror shadow shit continued this season #i know they’re doing some projection effects like in the trailer but mannnn i wanna see it all now

[human-encounters-diary]

Day 11

ATTENTION, EMERGENCY PROTOCOL INITIATED. I REPEAT, EMERGENCY PROTOCOL INITIATED.

As it turns out, one of the machines in Sector 2 has suffered severe damage. Fortunately, it is not an extremely vital part of the ship, but the prospect of arriving on Fendaar unharmed and in short time is becoming more and more improbable.

As I am one of the highest ranking mechanics on the ship, I was occupied during most of the cycle with reversing the worst damage. 

As we mended the machinery, we discovered a far more urgent problem: The previously damaged outer hover engine has now come completely shut down, and as a consequence, the SIIR Noxos will steadily become slower, until we will be trapped in the middle of an hostile system with no prospects of receiving help, as we would still be far too far away to contact a ground station on any nearby planet with our communication systems.

There was one way to mend the hover engine into a barely working state, but it would require someone to approach from the outside, which would, in normal circumstances, already be extremely dangerous, and in a state like this, it was highly unlikely that the person performing the repair would come back alive. After a few moments of debate, we decided it would be best to request to speak with the Vitrichl and the rest of the crew to eludicate our situation.

I described the problem in as much detail as possible and informed the crew of our inevitable impending death, to put it shortly. 

"So, basically", the human spoke up. "If noone goes out there to fix the hover engine, we‘ll stop moving eventually and then we‘ll all die either of starvation or of running out of oxygen, or whatever you all breathe."

"Yes, if you desire to voice it in that fashion", I affirmed her statement. "Unfortunately, it is way too dangerous for any of us to go out there, as the survival chances are close to none", I eludicated further. "Possibly, we could still make it far enough to be within communication reach with a nearby planet, but that is also highly unlikely."

Quinn extended her hand upwards. 

"I‘ll do it."

#earth is space australia #day 11 #nr.11 #humans are weird #space australia #humans are insane #humans are space orcs #humans are terrifying #humans in space #humans from an outsider perspective #humans are space oddities #humans are robust #humans are crazy #humans are adorable #humans are amazing #fantasy #sci fi #science fiction #less of the science more of the fiction #I barely proofread this #original work #original story #original writing #writing #writers on tumblr

[koilccc]

this is reinsuba right

#pls don't mind the scuff- #re:zero #rezero #re zero #i ADORE pure rein #however i think its important to not forget #how TERRIFYING this boy is. even if. he is golden retriever also #looking pointedly at that ss where little rein #freaks teen roswaal out by LOOKING at him #the very same roswaal that continued to monologue with a straight face #while rabbits were eating his ass #do. do you understand me. do you un #reinhard van astrea #natsuki subaru #reinsuba #my art #sillyposting

[benoitblanc]

making an emily-arc gifset and screaming internally. why the fuck did they do that to scully

#also kind of why the fuck did they do that to mulder. like obviously it is WAY worse for scully but imagine: #your best friend slash love of your life calls you. she's just found out that a. she can't have kids #(which you have known for several months but didn't tell her because she was DYING OF TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER) #and b. when she was kidnapped and medically raped by the government a child resulted from this and she's only now found her #and you fly out to them and the little girl is darling and precocious and terrified and your partner ADORES her #and seeing them together hits you over the head with how badly you want this for her. how badly you want this for YOU #how any children you were ever going to have would have always been hers #and you make the girl laugh and you threaten the men who did this to her. you want everything to help her. and she dies anyway #your pseudo-mother-in-law calls from the hospital. your partner's brother just had a baby #you watch your partner fall apart and you grieve for her loss but also for yours. that was your daughter too. or she would have been #arwen.text #the x files

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT

I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be

BUT WHAT IF

Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.

So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.

#RAARAHRAA #Bowuigi #Pirahna plants #Bowser #Luigi #Bowser is a romantic specially creating plants to not harm bf #But then the plants love Luigi too much because Bowser loves him so much #And now bowser is pouty XD #Think like the dragon snappers from coraline that's kind of an inspiration how they're alive on the vase eating food scraps #But kissy kissy Luigi #I think Luigi should have a pirahna plant pet #Luigi just collecting dogs #Polterpup pirhanna dogplant ect #Starts hopping around in its plant pot going thunk thunk thunk if left alone tryna find Luigi #Bowser like did too good a job XD #Luigi thinks it's adorable probably #Especially cause oh they're...harmless? And realising they're kind of really cute up close #But also for the fun's pirahna puplant (yes that's their name now) actually has a mouth full of fucking teeth #Just so if Luigi is out with his plant and he's threatened by an enemy maybe a wild pirhanna plant pirahna puplant just goes feral #Just Hissing snarling screeching screaming roaring in a terrifying manner it's mouth opening shockingly wide and outwards #Showing rows of teeth that it threats with openly with enough hostility and sound it probably scares off any threat #I just love the harmless thing has a giant fuck off proportionally wrong too big for itself sharp mouth of death #It's a fun trope

[bottombaron]

there is no way that Guillermo’s pussy wouldn’t drive Nandor absolutely mad with power

#wwdits #nandermo #nandor #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #i have so many thoughts about how Guillermo makes Nandor feel powerful #(not in a sadistic power trip way tho) #the full force of someone as strong and beautiful and awe-inspiring as Guillermo choosing to bless Nandor with adoration #a man so used to being worshiped and yeT #you can see it in his eyes #how absolutely terrified of how powerful Guillermo makes him feel #with simple things like a soft smile and kind eyes #like how a former addict looks at drugs #and i find it so compelling that Nandor comes from power and conquering and yet he's like #fucking Guillermo would be like using the One Ring #Guillermo would casually say that he's upset Bravo cancelled a show and the next day the entire hq had been destroyed like a nuke hit it #like i'm srs guys i have five different long posts in my drafts abt how powerful Guillermo makes Nandor feel #(and how pussy-whipped Nandor would be if Guillermo ever gave it to him 😉) #but i can't process my feelings abt that rn so you get this

[puppetmaster13u]

Just had the sleep-deprived idea of combining my Cryptid Batfam Au with @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au into a combo au, some distant timeline where the two combine and meld into one thing.

Honestly would be slightly body horror probably, maybe with Bruce starting with building wings and then it... escalates. There's a reason that people don't go down in the caves under Gotham, and Bruce is incredibly lucky that It welcomes him. Perhaps welcomes him too much, what with it seeming to build him another body each time he gets injured, even if it's just bruising. Not to mention that another is forming when he takes Dick in, and then another when Barbara joins them.

There's something not quite the same the first time he wakes up in a body that is his but not, something organic but not. Testing on it is fine, small tests that is, anything larger and his head starts to pound and ring. It's easier to just accept the shadows' gifts than question it.

Honestly I like to think the body is something between inorganic and organic, like veins of flesh and fur wrapped around bones and metal. Like a flesh puppet of sorts, starts all skeletal and mostly metal and wood but the veins of black and red start to grow over time as the whispers about the Bat spread.

Honestly I also like to think it's more animalistic than the original possessed doll au, the wood easily mistaken for things like chitin, especially with the segmentations. Combine the chest cavity with the harness that the kids cling to, and you have a back cavity lol. The 'Spine' seemingly splitting open to hide things inside. Bruce probably does have clothing for the body, but I wanted to figure out the general body first lol.

#remind me to elaborate later #what's out there au #possessed doll au #possessed puppet au #batman au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #The Caves: look at this tiny child that fell in and is so scared <3 #The Caves when Bruce is an adult: Aw look he's being scary now how adorable <3 #The Caves: The baby is adorable and has adopted another baby to be terrifying together <3<3 #The Caves: They deserve a gift for trying so hard <3<3<3 #Bruce just building wings: #The Caves: *Gasp* We should give him a pair in both forms for being such a good little guardian #Bruce waking up in the second body the first time: #Bruce: #Bruce: ALFREEEED #The kids think it's awesome (especially since they're growing up around it) #Well if it's more of the Genesis timeline where they all start as kids varying from like 5 to 12 when they join the family lol #Damian probably looks/feels Off even in human form if he was made via stolen blood #He's already something between the two bodies but was too human for the League's wants since the puppet bodies were gifts from the Caves #They don't like their shit getting stolen lol and Bruce is their favorite child who brought them even *more* children #Honestly It might decide to alter their human bodies too at some point #I mean in the base cryptidverse au the fam already made Jarro a mech suit for a civilian ID and vigilante work lol #Tumblr don't eat my tags challenge #If it's alright with Phoenix of course lol #No idea what to call this Au but if u have any ideas I am open lol

[itsamenickname]

I don’t know about you guys, but I absolutely love the idea of Bowser being the most fearsome creature in the entire galaxy to the point where he can very easily scare anyone into giving him what he wants because he is just so scary and terrifying.

And yet, when it comes to Luigi, a shy and cowardly little plumber, it is actually Bowser who is the more nervous one.

#luigi #bowser #luigi nintendo #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #I love the idea of Bowser acting like an bumbling idiot around Luigi because he has such a obvious crush on the green boy #Like Bowser barges into the Mushroom Kingdom acting all tough and macho but immediately turns into a fluster mess when he sees Luigi #And then you have Luigi who is just so terrified of Bowser that he doesn’t even realize that Bowser has a crush on him #But once Luigi does finally have feelings for Bowser he’s afraid to tell him how he feels because he’s really shy and nervous #Even though all he has to do is take one look at Bowser to know that the poor Koopa has feelings for him #Bowser’s feelings for Luigi become obvious to literally everyone except for Luigi #But both of them are nervous to make the first move #I do want to note that Luigi is still the same shy and cowardly boy we all know and love #the only change to all of this is that Bowser’s nervousness and shyness goes from 0 to 1000 whenever he’s with Luigi #They are both shy and flustered idiots when they’re with each other and I find that really adorable #bowuigi top Luigi au

[imthursdaysyme]

stali ft. anger issues

#stranger things #drawing #steve harrington #art #digital art #stali #kali prasad #i adore them #just kali threatening a old lady like bitch I wanted that candle back the fuck up #and the old lady is like bitch i’m about to die i get the fucking candle find another one #and steve is on another isle but his kali bullshit senses are tingling #and he runs to the isle she’s on to see her fucking fighting a old ass lady #full on grappeling to grab this candle from the old lady’s surprisingly strong grip kali is full on prying fingers back #steve sighs like jfc that’s my woman ig #and he picks her up and throws her over his shoulder like a sack of potato’s #and she’s screaming and cussing the old lady out the whole way #and once she’s out of eyesight she’s like istg esty put mE DOWN #and he’s like NO FUCKING WAY YOU THREATENED TO DISEMBOWEL A 80YO WOMAN OVER A CANDLE #YOU GET AIR JAIL BITCH #and she’s fuming like the scary woman she is and everyone they pass is terrified and steve is just. so tired. #he tells her she’s not allowed to go shopping unless they hold hands the entire time #like she’s a child #but it’s also a way for him to hold her hand #but also keep her from threatening murder

[tired-biscuit]

stepbro!frat boy!naruto sees his fellow brothers start to crowd you when he's distracted and he is simmering when there's a particular glow in your smile when one of them tells a joke and wraps you in a half-hug embrace....

18+ fem!reader // cw: stepcest

oh my, the way he'd immediately slide into the conversation that you'd be having with the tightest grin on his face.

he's laughing and smiling as he approaches and stands closely next to you, and it looks low-key eerie from how goddamn hard he's trying to keep himself in-check with it, how hard he's attempting to really lay on that sunshine persona which he's been known for ever since he was little.

so he's all, "hahah, yeah; he's so funny, right...? always the funny guy!" whilst panickly assessing the dude - his friend, for fuck's sake - who'd just tried to very clearly hit on his pure, delicate little sister. he's cracking jokes and acting oh, so very buddy-buddy, but is also gripping the bottle of beer that he holds in his hand so tight that his knuckles are turning white and his veins are getting worryingly prominent whilst they protrude against his tan skin.

i can just picture him trying so desperately to take over and gain control of the entire situation just because jealousy is making him lose that friendly glow that's become an outright staple for him by now. envy has a rather pesky habit of forcing him to show a side of him that he doesn't like all that much, and he simply can't have that, you know?

he's supposed to be the laidback, sweet and adorable dude who everyone likes, so this ordeal is risky and can possibly turn damaging towards his innocent reputation if it continues. after all, he's ready to go absolutely apeshit because of the fact that the dude he had previously thought of as a brother, is now screwing him over by trying to screw you, when he wants - no, needs - to get there first.

so minutes pass one after the other and he's getting more handsy with you with each one. he's curling his fingers around your elbow, pulling you closer and closer until you're literally nestled into his side and he's got his arm securely draped around your shoulders, vigorously nodding to whatever word his mate says, even though he's barely registering the words from how pissed he is.

he wants to wrap his touch around your waist and maybe press a wet, brotherly smooch onto your cheek - perhaps even pretend to be a bit too tipsy and end up pressing it onto the spot where your jawline meets your neck - just so that he can see that special little smile of yours appear because of him this time around, but he knows that it'd be too obvious. that people would question it. he's not that stupid.

but hey, at least his reputation isn't being threatened anymore.

just like your virginity isn't.

#stepbro nart is two-faced as hell don't @ me #he'd be so smiley and weird whenever someone would try shooting their shot with you omfg #low-key terrifying really #i like to think it's cos he's never had a sibling so he's just trying not to lose you #anyways he's nasty and sleazy but slick with it too #u let him hit cos he's adorable #u let him hit cos he's cuteee #biscuit drabbles #naruto uzumaki x reader #cw stepcest #naruto uzumaki smut #naruto smut

[abernathyvalois]

guys hype me up i’m debating confessing to her tomorrow

#I ADORE HER #But i’m just terrified #I really don’t have much to lose #im leaving on wednesday and she’ll be gone by the time i get back #and she won’t be back for a while #enough time for us both to move on if things go wrong #but yet #im still scared