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#adulting fail
prankprincess123 · 10 days
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Why is it so hard to get a first credit card?!
Like I have applied for probably a dozen different ones that all claim to be starter credit cards for students, but every single time I get the response that they can't approve me because I have no credit history. Which is exactly why I'm applying for a $500 credit card that I have no intention of ever using except at places that don't accept cash or debit! Because I NEED to build some form of credit history so that I can do things like be the person with my name on the utilities bill, and hopefully eventually get a house! But I keep being denied for all these starter credit cards that the only qualification questions they asked me are 'are you a full time student' and 'do you pay rent' to which my answer is - and has been for the last 4y tht I've been applying for these - yes to both!
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Is it legally?? morally?? ok for a (turning) 27 year old to play on park equipment if absolutely no one is around? 😂😂 I’m so tempted… 😳
* update; rode the swing for a bit 😂👍 it was fun 😭 I was kinda scared to try the flying fox gkakvak
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palfriendpatine66 · 1 year
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I find it extremely rude that I’m expected to complete my job today when there’s fan fic to attend to
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hachama · 1 year
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My dentist has multiple offices across a ~50 mile radius. I had an appointment today. I drove to the usual office.
My appointment was at another office.
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ashknife · 1 year
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You know how the watched pot never boils?
Apparently, not turning the stove on is also a no-go.
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musanocturnis · 1 year
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Let me tell you about my mathematical kryptonite.
I understand that more means there's bigger amount things, and less means there's fewer of the thing. I understand that to make something bigger we add stuff using plus +, and to make it smaller we remove with minus -.
All good, I've got this. Example:
Say a coffee costs 12kr
And a bun costs 15kr.
I understand that the bun is more expensive than the coffee. I understand that the coffee is cheaper than the bun.
I understand that the difference between the bun and the coffee is 15-12, which is 3.
I understand that the coffee, that costs 12, costs 3 less than the bun, which means the price of the coffee is 12-3.
I understand that the bun which costs 15 is 3 more expensive than the coffee, meaning it costs 15 + 3.
Easy, right?
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I'm not going to make it to vacation. Work is going to kill me before then.
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sathone · 23 days
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Absolutely galling when a problem you're facing is 100% your fault.
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Y'all, what even is this.
If you're at Tri-Con tomorrow, see you there. And please say only nice things about my "art".
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july-19th-club · 1 year
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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4pm… if I eat diner at 7pm… hmm 🤔🤔🤔
Do not overeat … do not overeat.. do not overeat
One fear </3 late-day snacking dangerous 🤣
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palfriendpatine66 · 1 year
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Help I took (prescribed) Adderall for the first time and I’m hyper focusing on the wrong things: namely buying Star Wars decor instead of 1) writing my fic 2) cleaning my room and 3) doing accounting for taxes. Fail.
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mydairpercabeth · 3 months
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More Baby Annabeth thoughts to ruin your day:
In the show, Echidna explains that monsters trach demigods by smelling their fear; it’s part of the hunt. Once a demigod is aware of who they are and why they’re in danger, monsters will come for them. Annabeth was constantly hunted by monsters from the age of 5. MEANING THIS LITTLE BABY ANGLE WAS SCARED AND ALL HER STEPMOTHER AND FATHER DID WAS MAKE HER FEEL LIKE ITS HER FAULT!!! SHE WAS SO ALIENATED FOR TWO YEARS AND BLAMED HERSELF!!!
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what-marsha-eats · 1 year
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lotsumy · 1 year
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How am I going to success with life if I can't success cooking my egg tortilla
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I'm not going to make it to vacation. Work is going to kill me before then.
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