Little Princess Bubblegum Things
creating a potion that revives the dead
that’s necromancy, babe.
playing the Uno Reverse Card by deus ex machina-ing Finn and Jake during a failed dungeon crawl.
going into Finn’s house to collect taxes.
becoming so burdened with her mortality that she stays up nearly 4 days creating an heir.
having a girlfriend who’s the Queen of Vampires.
she’s actually a big softie.
sniffing the shirt of aforesaid girlfriend that she’s worn thousands of times by now.
threatening to eat the eggs of a varmint mother/queen.
also the varmint mother.
in front of her face.
practicing deityhood in a microcosm (connection to powerful/terrifying allies, omnipotent, feared+praised by her people/kids).
not quite pure but far from evil. 0 chill, though.
not a mad scientist but has a good enough resume for one.
living in domestic bliss with aforementioned gf because she deserves it.
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