#afireeyes

[medievalmon]

Here's the thing, there's a cliff where the two people you care about the most are hanging out but you only have time to save one. What would you do? And yes. You have permission to be creative. I'm interested in seeing what strategy each and one of you will use.

“...Wait, who does this sadistic scenario apply to?” 

“Maybe everybody?” 

“Look, as long as I’m not hanging over the cliff, I’ll just use magic.” 

“Same.” 

“Yeah, same.” 

“We also have psychic powers to telekinetically lift our friends to safety.” 

“Yeah, that too.” 

“Nice.” 

“...Huh.” 

“Well, that was a lot less eventful than expected. Maybe if there were no magic or psychic users around, then that would be scarier?” 

#delphox #gardevoir #mewtwo #froslass #chesnaught #greninja #cliffhanger #psychic #askmon #afireeyes

[medievalmon]

Oh. Don't mind me, I'm just here to remind you that Chesnaught has a pending conversation with Samurott.

“Hmm...I do need to get to that, but...not right away. Once we get home, I need time to rest. And then later, yeah, we should talk.” 

“...Why do I feel like I’m forgetting what it’s...ooohh...oh yeah...uh-oh.”

#chesnaught #samurott #ask chesnaught #askmon #afireeyes

[medievalmon]

Hey Delphox! Nice to SEE you! Get it? Because you're blind :)

“Hilarious.” 

“No it isn’t! That’s just cruel.” 

“Yeah, do you go around making fun of people to feel better about yourself? Pretty sad on your part.” 

“Gardevoir, take it easy.” 

“No, she has a good point, and I agree! Very terrible of them.” 

“Ok, ok, hopefully they learned better. Ease up!”

#delphox #mienshao #gardevoir #ask delphox #afireeyes #askmon #bullying #blind #blindness

[medievalmon]

Greninja, I think you should keep a watch on Delphox, not only because he's blind, but because of how it can affect him emotionally. Delphox is the type of person who doesn't like to feel useless. Too much "pity" could irritate him very easily.

“...By making me aware of it and drawing attention for concern, isn’t this post in and of itself a form of pity for Delphox?” 

“WHO’S PITYING ME?!”

#askmon #ask greninja #greninja #delphox #spoilers #afireeyes

[medievalmon]

Plot twist: under all its fur, Delphox is very thicc

“Gods, I wish that were the case. But...working my body is gross.”

#ask delphox #afireeyes #delphox #askmon

[medievalmon]

Something I would like to see in the future of this story is a single chapter dedicated to Delphox sassing others.

“Gods, yes. Can we do that? We should absolutely do that.” 

“That’s exactly how we get everyone to stop reading.”

#askmon #ask delphox #afireeyes #delphox #gardevoir

[medievalmon]

So Samurott ...Do you have something to say?

“Probably a lot, but I’m still trying to get my thoughts together...”

#askmon #ask samurott #afireeyes #samurott #volcanicsamuraishipping

[medievalmon]

I can't wait for Delphox to talk about Mienshao with Gardevoir :3

“Yes! I would love to talk about my two best friends, and share how much I love one to the other! And vice versa. And not at all about anything bad that would make either feel inadequate or-” 

“It’s ok, you can tell me how much he sucks at being a bestie.” 

“She means that she’s elated to hear about how nicely her precious ‘best friend’ position has been filled and how well she’s been replaced.” 

“You want to go? You want to do this here and now? Because I’m ready!” 

“Hmph.” 

“Gods, not again. Please, both of you, don’t fight! Especially not over me! Find someone else worth your time to fight over.” 

“Oh, it’s really about the best rank, not just about-” 

“Finish that thought and I’ll make sure he wins it.” 

“What?!” 

“Haha.” 

#askmon #afireeyes #delphox #mienshao #gardevoir #best friends #bestie battle

[medievalmon]

So Typhlosion x Obstagoon huh? I see that potential, a bad boy weasel and someone like Typhlosion can be very interesting, and they look good together.

“Geez, I don’t even get a character description there? Hmph. But anyway, I still don’t know of any Obstagoon personally, so, I wouldn’t have a clue what being with one might be like.”

#askmon #afireeyes #typhlosion #obstagoon

[medievalmon]

“...” 

“Are you ever going to be done with this?”

#askmon #afireeyes #lucario #garchomp

[medievalmon]

Move on! I need to hug Typhlosion!!

“Thaaaaanks”

#askmon #ask typhlosion #afireeyes #typhlosion

[medievalmon]

Krookodile, we know you're not jealous of anyone, but if you are, hypothetically speaking, who would it be and why?

“Haaa, you’re a crafty one. Anyway, if I were jealous of anyone, it’d probably be some oversized metal head with rocks for brains and stupidly attractive bright blue eyes that happen to catch attention of, uh, other scale coated individuals.” 

“Do you really think that my eyes are attention grabbing?” 

“Wh-what?! That’s, I mean, that’s not...it’s hypothetical, shut up!”

#askmon #ask krookodile #afireeyes #krookodile #aggron

[medievalmon]

Hey Typhlosion, why do you like moustaches so much?

“Who told you that I did?! ...Ah, it was probably me, somehow...again. Ugh. 

Anyway, what’s not to like, huh? They can be flowing and pretty, or rough and rugged. They can tickle you when they come in close. Stylized or fluffed in, they just look irresistible...! 

...Um...yeah. Thank gods I’m alone right now. Just, uh...just keep all that to yourself, ok? It’s been a while, so I don’t think any of the nice looking mustachioed fellows remember. Or the bearded guys. Or...any other kind of facial fur that falls under my type...”

#askmon #afireeyes #ask typhlosion #typhlosion #facial fur #mustache

[medievalmon]

Rhydon... WHEN IS YOUR F*CKING WEDDING?

“Another one?! Nnnoooooo!!”

#askmon #afireeyes #rhydon #wedding plans

[medievalmon]

You know what we need? Somebody fall in love with Typhlosion.

“Oh no, I’m desperate, but I’m not playing that game. I don’t want someone random to come after me, especially if it’s someone that I end up not liking! Just, you know, give me time and let me find someone...eventually...*sigh*...”

#askmon #ask typhlosion #afireeyes #typhlosion

[medievalmon]

MGR but is Endgame

“…I…I don’t think we’ve built up a large enough universe to make that kind of parallel. Or, worse, ours is too big to work with.” 

“It could go either way. And besides, we wouldn’t be able to–” 

“Hey, hey! No spoilers!”

#askmon #afireeyes #endgame #pokemon fanfics #not compatible #not here anyway lol #chesnaught #greninja #delphox