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Suzy and Her Magical Adventure With Harry Potter

Okay so this is a script for my grade 11 drama exam. I find this really funny and I wanted to share it. This is a LOTR x Harry Potter crossover. (I was Frodo and Suzy's mom)

SUZY ENTERS WITH MOM SITTING ON BENCH

INTRODUCTION: TABLEAU

Dumbledore: Tableau 1: There once was a little girl named Suzy. Suzy was the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, she had always dreamed of going to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter!

Dumbledore: Tableau 2: One day, after Suzy had come home from school, her mother told her that she had a big surprise! Suzy waited eagerly, wondering what was to come.

Dumbledore: Tableau 3: Her dreams had come true!! Her mother had gotten them two tickets to universal studios. It was only a train ride away…

BLACK OUT

SCENE ONE

Suzy: Wow. This is everything I’ve ever imagined. Thanks for bringing me to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter (trademark) in Universal Studios!

Mom: Anything for you love bug.

Suzy: This train is so, life like! I would never have guessed it was a roller coaster! It feels like we have actually been on here for like, 6 hours!

Mom: Don’t worry my little peach, it's all part of the motion picture experience.

Old Lady: Something from the trolley dear?

Suzy: About time, when is this ride over? I am just sooooooo exited to arrive at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Oldy Lady: Harry Potter? You silly girl the world does not revolve around him, he is only eleven and doesn’t even know how to cast a spell yet. Again, anything, from, the, trolley?

Suzy: Well I gues- MOM LOOK! (Ramble on about real looking harry potter candies, taking pictures etc.)

Mom: (On phone not paying attention) Cool

Old Lady: Now sit down young child, we shall be arriving to Hogwarts shortly.

END SCENE ONE

SCENE TWO

LIGHTS ON

Suzy: Mom this train is so lifelike!!!!! Oooooh look at that! No! Look at this!!!!! MOM THE CASTLE!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!! ITS ALLL SO, magical.

Mom: Honey stop taking pictures

(Suzy is taking pictures of everything in her site, as Snape wanders onto the stage)

Snape: Excuse me, but how did you get here?

Suzy: SNAAAAAAAPE! Mom it's snape

Mom: Well my admissions ticket of course, I payed alot of money for that thing I would hope-

Snape: I don’t know who you think you are but that train was for students only.

Suzy: (Whispering) Mom, mom… just go with is, they are all actors!!

Mom: Ohhhh, well, um, no I am not a student here.

Snape: Then get back on that train and go back to London, before I turn you into a lumpy toad.

Mom: Ouuu magical things! Okay I understand, I will head to the “parents zone”. Have fun cutie and text me when your interactive tour is over! (Mom exits stage)

Snape: Let's go, before you end up missing dinner (Snape leaves)

SUZY MONOLOGUE

END OF SCENE TWO

LIGHTS OFF

SCENE THREE

Great Hall is set up, Harry is sitting alone, Suzy comes running in and sits beside Harry. Snape and Dumb. are sitting up front getting ready for Dumb.’s speech.

Suzy: Is anyone sitting here?

Harry: Apparently you, hi I’m Harry.

Suzy: HARRRRRYYYYYY POTTTTERRRRRR (Everyone looks around at Harry)

Harry: Would you stop that!

Suzy: I am so sorry I’m just so excited to meet you right here in the flesh… (Ramble)

Harry: Um, I'm sorry but do I know you? You seem to know more about me than I do?

Suzy: Well duh, I am your biggest fan! I have read ever single one of your books like 3 dozen times, and watched all your movies over and over and over and over-

Harry: My what?

Suzy: Oh wait, right, do “don’t have movies” here (Wink)

HARRY MONOLOGUE

Keeps fake talking. Attention moves over to Snape and Dumbledore

Snape: You old fool, give me that giant stick.

Dumbledore: No, this is my magical staff you shall not take it from me! For I am the mighty Gandalf.

Snape: No you are just mighty stupid, give me that (snatches staff, hands over wand)

Dumbledore: You have shrunken my staff you fool!

Snape: What was in your butterbeer this morning? Now lighten up, and give your speech to these ungrateful hooligans (hands over speech, and pushes Dumbledore to podium)

Dumbledore: Okay well- (looks down at paper, everyone freezes)

DUMBLEDORE MONOLOGUE

Dumbledore: It is now time for the first years to be sorted into their houses!

Snape: Tableau 4: Due to a longtime tradition, students at Hogwarts are sorted into four houses to live in during their school year, Gryffindor, Slytherin (and the other two who cares), Suzy came up to be sorted, excited to have the experience

Snape: Tableau 5: Just as she’d hoped, Suzy was sorted into Gryffindor, like all of her favourite characters! The sorting hat seemed a little confused, but all was well

Snape: Tableau 6: The Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter was up for sorting! This took quite a while, as the hat seemed to be arguing with itself. But finally the answer was….. Gryffindor!

Back in dining hall formation

Suzy: Look we are both in the same house, I love this house, do you wan….

Dumbledore: On that note… (Frodo sneaks behind Dumbledore)

Frodo: (whispering) Gandalf… pssst… Gandalf… I’m here to rescue you

Dumbledore: (obviously lying) I have no idea what or who you are! (whispers) Save me frodo save me

Frodo: It took me so long to find you, let’s get you out

Dumbledore: Snape, get this creature away from me, send him to the dungeons. (whispering) Fight him, Frodo. Punch him in the eye!

(Snape comes and captures Frodo, it’s an obvious struggle, so Snape uses a spell to stop the hobbit from moving, frodo drops the ring in the middle of the chaos)

Frodo: (now yelling) Gandalf! Gandalf save me!!!

(Dumbledore looks the other way)

Dumbledore: I don’t know who this Gandalf person you are talking about is, but my name isssss, ummm I can’t seem to exactly remember my name… ummmm I believe it isssss ummmm Rex Robert? Ummmm Robert Rex? Um…. Simon! That is it! Simon Pimon!

Suzy: Dumbledore you horrible actor! Who hired him!

Dumbledore: Ahhhh yes, you are right, it must be my old man brain kicking in! My name is Dumbledore. Snape, to the dungeon!

(Runs over)

Nate: Save meeeeeeeeee

(Three of them exit)

Harry: Come on Suzy let's go.

Suzy: Wait what's that! (Runs over to ring) Frodo dropped his ring! Oh I remember this ring! Ramble…

Harry: It sounds important, you better hold onto that

END OF SCENE THREE

BLACKOUT

Frodo: Tableau 7: As the school year at Hogwarts progressed, the student’s magic seemed to be improving, except for Suzy

Frodo: Tableau 8: Suzy didn’t understand. Why was the interactive tour so long? Did her mother miss her at the adults section, wherever that was? Maybe it was the expert acting that made time seem slower.

Frodo: Tableau 9: Harry and Suzy became fast friends, earning points for Gryffindor with Suzy’s vast knowledge on the Wizarding World (despite her lack of magical abilities)

Frodo: Tableau 10: School months and holidays passed, and life at Hogwarts became a routine, and the huge commotion at the Opening Ceremony was forgotten. Until…

SCENE FOUR

LIGHTS ON

Snape and Dumbledore are standing in Dumbledore’s office. Suzy and harry are hiding, listening to their conversation

Snape: Headmaster, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about our strange prisoner in the dungeons

Dumbledore: What about him?

Snape: We have no idea who or what he is. We don’t know what he wants except that he claims to know you under some strange name… Gandork or something like that

Dumbledore: Oh, I’m sure he’s fine all the way down there.

Snape: What do you actually want me to do with him? He can’t just stay down there forever.

Dumbledore: A HANGING

Snape: A Hanging????

Dumbledore: A HANGING!

Snape: You old fool, we can’t hang the creature, the Ministry would close the school if they found out!

Dumbledore: Oh.. yes of course! It was merely a joke. Why don’t you laugh at any of my jokes, Severus?

Snape: We need to pay attention to the matter at hand. What are we doing with the creature?

Dumbledore: We’ll…. (pauses to think) We’ll put him in the Forbidden Forest! Where all the magical creatures go! He’ll be at home there

Snape: A good idea for once. I’ll go retrieve him

Dumbledore: No! I am the headmaster of this school!

Suzy: (under her breath) Not for long…

Harry: What?

Suzy: nothing! Shhh

Dumbledore: I shall release the creature into the wild, don’t worry about anything Snape

Suzy: Come on Harry, let’s go save Frodo!

END OF SCENE FOUR

BLACKOUT

SCENE FIVE

LIGHTS ON

Frodo alone in the dungeon

FRODO MONOLOGUE

(Suzy and Harry enter)

Suzy: Frodo!

Frodo: Living people! Hello!

Harry: We are here to rescue you!

Suzy: For a price of course

Harry: What? This is not part of the plan!

Suzy: Go with it!

Frodo: Name it, anything to get out of this really dark and stale smelling hobbit hole

Suzy: I found this (pulls out ring)

Frodo: GIVE ME THAT!

Suzy: I’ll give it to you and I'll let you out if you take me home to my mother!

Frodo: Fine fine just give it to me!

Suzy: Harry the lock!

(Harry says spell and unlocks the lock)

SNAPE AND DUMBLEDORE COME RUNNING IN

Dumbledore: What are you doing with my Frodo- ugh I mean that small hairy creature!

Harry: We are releasing him into the wild like the good wizards we are!

Snape: This is a forbidden area of the school, leave now before I take 20 points from Gryffindor and give you both detention with me for the rest of the year!

Harry and Suzy: Never!

FIGHT SCENE

Harry: Tableau 11: Suzy finally broke down. She just wanted her mom, crying in hysterics. The others stopped fighting and tried to comfort her

Harry: Tableau 12: Little did Snape and Dumbledore know, this was a part of their elaborate escape plan

Harry: Tableau 13: Quickly, frodo put on the ring and turned invisible. He grabbed Suzy, harry and dumbledore and prepared to leave Snape and escape the dreary dungeons.

LIGHTS OUT

EVERYONE IS YELLING AND RUNNING AROUND

Snape: They are getting away! Those rascals are getting away! Quickly! Dumbledore grab them! Hello?

SNAPE MONOLOGUE

END OF SCENE FIVE

LIGHTS OFF

SCENE SIX

(Frodo is taking the ring off as the lights come on)

Frodo: Here we are

Harry: Suzy the next train will be here soon

Suzy: You guys had best get out of here before Snape comes back

Harry: She’s right, but where are we going to go it's not like I have any family member’s we can go crash with, I mean we could go back to my Aunt and Uncles but I don’t think you all will fit into my shoe closet of a room

Frodo: We will go on an ADVENTURE! Now let's go before that death eater like man comes to get us

(Frodo and Harry starts to walk away, waving to Suzy and sees Dumbledore waving to)

Suzy: wait, Gandalf let's go! We don’t have time for this! I was suppose to be home months ago!

SNAPE WALKS IN

Snape: Ah ha, I have found you all! Did you really think I would let you get away!

Dumbledore: Yeah guys, about that, I don’t think I’m coming

Everyone: What!

Frodo: Are you kidding me! I just spent like five months in a dungeon and you're just going to leave me alone??

Nate; I have a purpose here! I have to teach children magic! I love this school so much I even wrote a song about it!

Chant:

Hogwarts hogwarts everyone loves hogwarts

Wizards galore, on each and every floor

Drink a potion, cast a spell

Everyone gets along very well at

Hogwarts hogwarts everyone loves hogwarts

It's the place to be

Hogwarts hogwarts everyone loves hogwarts

It's the place for me!

END OF SCENE SIX

LIGHTS OFF

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