Obi-Wan: *trying to be a ho* 🥺 Cody, I don’t like scary things~
Cody: 🥺 I can-
Bail: *just tryina get past them in the canteen where he’s been doing paperwork the past three hours for fresh caff access* …BITCH IVE SEEN YOU POSSESSED AND TRYING TO MURDER ME AND YOU SAID THAT WAS A FUCKED UP AVERAGE WEDNESDAY WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SCARY?????
Obi-Wan: *still trying to be a ho* Condoms.
Cody and Bail: 😳
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The music in wish isn’t horrible but it lacks the usual Disney magic. It’s just kinda like a store bought cake and not a home made one.
It’s not the same
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Belos preemptively getting out the fluffy feather-lined mourning robe and prepping his Hot Uncle of A Toddler Looks as he wails about his poor missing nephew for the twentieth time.
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Dude I'm honestly so over California and it's polished Polly Pocket Barbie Mansion ass "environment" and the sheer lack of any authentic nature and environment. It's awful. Let me go back to Colorado where there are actual natural NATURE not this plastic ass place.
What do you mean I don't have to drive 15+ minutes out to see any remnants of the natural land a city was built on what?
What do you mean I don't have to settle for well polished lawns of artificially green grass and non-native trees planted to make it look like "nature"?
Get me out of this capitalist half-assed-liberal state.
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Knowing how many women Gabriel has he could've just told Adrien "you can have your Marinette on the side without anyone knowing all you want but the one you have to be married to is Kagami" but no he wants Adrien to never see Marinette again cuz this way you make two kids miserable at once
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You'd definitely write a better Captain America movie than how the Russo brothers did with Civil War.
Oh dude I wanna take that as a compliment but it's not exactly a high bar is it? 😅
I was thinking the other day how that movie transparently wants the plot of Steve defending Bucky, but not the characterisation of Steve defending Bucky.
RIP M&M but if I was writing two friends who've known each other since childhood reuniting for the first time in years after being separated by terrible circumstances and one isn't even sure if the other one remembers him or not... I simply would've made it an emotional scene. 🤷♀️
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thinking about the press release and don't mind me I'm just manifesting ✨ vampire guillermo but he still has shitty vision or at least his glasses ✨
I mean we know vampires can still have shitty vision but I swear if slayer blood makes him suddenly have great vision I'mma be low key upset
idk if it's the fact that I wear glasses or I just really love his glasses or something but something about him magically getting his vision improved just... idk it upsets me
sure I can theorize why it would improve his vision
he has a desire to be seen and he's always been on high alert so having insanely good vision as a vampire would make sense
plus he's a slayer keeping an eye out is just a thing slayers do
but like it won't change the fact that I would be piiiiiiiissed
in my opinion his glasses are ICONIC
guillermo isn't guillermo without his glasses (or without his curls that I can overanalyze to hell and back)
so the idea of him not needing them anymore bothers me
I'm also allergic to change to things I like that I'm not mentally prepared for 5 to 10 business days in advance
IF they DO improve his vision for whatever reason AT LEAST LET HIM KEEP WEARING FAKE GLASSES OR SOMETHING 😭😭😭
I think I've seen a leak where he isn't wearing his glasses? idk praying for memo's glasses 🙏
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