Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Lyla Lolliberry & Perry the Platypus, Perry the Platypus & Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb), Ferb Fletcher & Phineas Flynn & Perry the Platypus, Candace Flynn & Perry the Platypus
Characters: Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Lyla Lolliberry, Peter the Panda (Phineas and Ferb), Pinky the Chihuahua (Phineas and Ferb), Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, OWCA Academy, OWCA (Phineas and Ferb), The Academy, Getting Together, Family Fluff, Mute Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), Older Brother AU, Fluff, Tags Are Hard
Summary:
Living a double life is hard as a high schooler.
In one life, he’s Mr. Fletcher, top student at OWCA Academy, on track to get his green-band fedora and become a full agent the instant he graduates…and in the other, he’s just Perry, an absolutely average high school senior who has a full scholarship to an “experimental charter school” and is going into the military right after he graduates.
All that, on top of the fact that he’s still a teenager. It’s enough to drive anyone nuts.
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A platypus?
A crochet platypus?
PERRY THE CROCHET PLATYPUS?!?!?
anyways yeah I’m gonna be doof for Halloween so I needed a nemesis
I love him so much
@adhdoofenshmirtz
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Based on their average birthdate, November 1st is every platypuses birthday!!!
Everyone wish Happy Birthday to Perry The Platypus IMMEDIATELY!!
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ROUND 2, MATCH 25
NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS
Perry the Platypus/Agent P:
“I can't submit Dr. Doofenshmirtz without also submitting his nemesis! Perry is just a platypus but he regularly beats up a full-grown man with nothing more than his little platypus fists. He's also a master of disguise as even when Dr. Doof sees him without his signature fedora, he has no idea its really Perry.”
“He always has the element of surprise”
“He's a semi aquatic Egg laying mammal of action (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) (Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah) He's a furry little flatfoot Who never flinched From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay (Fray) He's got more than just mad skill He's got a beaver tail and bill And the women swoon Whenever they hear him say (Perry's sound) He's Perry, Perry the platypus (You can call him Agent P) Perry (I said you can call him Agent P) Agent P Agent P Agent P”
Reigen Arataka:
“he has so many silly anime special moves like . throwing salt”
“Well, he doesn't break the super strength rule, so he'll at least be allowed into the fist fight! That's something! As for why he'll win, he um. Well I'm not sure honestly, but I'm sure he'll do it somehow. Maybe he'll find a way to sneak some table salt into the match so that he can perform his special technique, the Banishing Salt Punch. Though, if he doesn't cheat, he'll be left with a plain ol punch. The special technique didn't so much damage, but that was on a ghost, and I'm not sure if there will be any ghosts here, and his punch has proved somewhat effective in the series. Maybe he'll somehow get the participants of this poll in a con or something. Maybe the charm that got him the title of the #2 Tumblr Sexyman and made him sweep so many polls will be enough for him to win. Maybe his patheticness will loop around and make him win somehow. He has options”
“Reigen is an "exorcist" who pretends to have psychic powers, but mostly gets his psychic employee(s) to do the exorcisms for him. His primary techniques include throwing salt at his problems, running away, and punching. My favorite technique of his is Self Defense Rush which is where he punches a terrifying psychic but yells "SELF DEFENSE!" in hopes of preventing legal trouble.”
“Remember that one time he dropkicked a psychic? that was fun”
“He’s such a loser he’d lose at anything”
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