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bloodpen-to-paper · 8 months

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Federation Employee and Persons of Interest Statistics List

Notice: "Federation Employee and Persons of Interest Statistic List" is subject to revisions and editing upon further inspection and/or upon gathering new and incoming information. "Official Server Member Federation Employees" statistics list does not include freelance services taken on by members of the island, such as Philza Minecraft or IronMouse, nor will it include Federation NPC server members. Only officially hired jobs given to players applied and approved by the Federation shall be recorded.

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Official Server Member Federation Employees

---Cellbit--- Occupation: Private Investigator Background: Joined as a double agent hoping to gain intel on the Federation. Accidentally signed a contract to work for them and dedicated months of research funneling them information believing he was working against them. Despises the Federation for their imprisonment of him and the island members, among other factors [see "Felps: Reason for Interest"], and dislikes that he is working under them. Continues to keep up appearances that he is at the very least neutral about his situation. Additional Details: Currently Employee of the Month

---Jaiden Animations--- Occupation: N/A Background: Harbored a soft spot for Cucurucho that gained her their trust and landed her a job in the Federation. Was revealed by Cucurucho to have helped the Federation at a prior point in time that she has no recollection of. She maintains the lie that the Federation kidnapped her and that she distrusts them to keep secret the fact that she actually works for them. Additional Details: Currently the only one (besides Foolish, who she told of this) that definitively knows there are multiple Cucuruchos

---Foolish Gamers--- Occupation: Detective, Potential Law Enforcement Background: Begged Asked the Federation for a job in order to obtain benefits and rewards (mainly a shiny badge and a controllable corporeal cloud that functions as an automobile). Officially became part of the Federation upon taking on the task of arresting Tazercraft for the supposed kidnapping of Mr. Mustard the capybara, whom he shares a close relationship with. He continues to work for the benefits, and keeps up the search for Mr. Mustard. Additional Details: Is jealous that Cellbit has more notoriety within Cucurucho's favor and the Federation than he does [see "Cellbit: Additional Details"]. Frequently goes out of his way to gain Cucurucho's favor, in whatever way that may be

---FitMC--- Occupation: Janitor, Plumber Background: Obtained a job at the Federation as a standard janitor/plumber, a seemingly unobtrusive and out-of-the-way occupation, with the objective to gain player data from the Federation in order to deliver it to an outside source. Secretly anti-Federation but acts friendly towards them and keeps from doing anything overtly anarchist in order to maintain his cover. Additional Details: Close with Tazercraft, who are staunch anti-Federationists/anarchists, and has aided them in multiple missions from acquiring classified Federation intel to escaping Federation prisons. Has also received a hug from Cucurucho and is the only one to do so.

---AyPierre--- Occupation: Wine Supplier, Wine Vineyard Operator Background: Was originally a freelance wine maker and distributor (alongside his co-worker Richarlyson) who sold wine to the Federation for the election dinner event. Was later approached by Cucurucho to become a personal wine supplier under the Federation, presumably for future hosted events. The construction of a vineyard was established for Pierre to use for his production, as well as to manage over as the official vineyard operator. Additional Details: Dreamed of a white bear performing brain surgery on him before the plane crash where he supposedly arrived for the first time. Has also committed countless illegal acts against the Federation of which he is rarely held accountable, such as acquiring a piece of a Luzu computer [see "Luzu/Arin: Reason for Interest"]

---El Quackity--- Occupation: Live Show Announcer, N/A Background: Assigned to host the live show announcing the winner of the presidential election behind closed doors. Ran for this election before he was eliminated via assassination. Server members heavily speculated that El Quackity ran as president as a Federation pawn, though this has yet to be proven. Is part of the Federation's experiments regarding specimen eggs, and maintains access to player data most other members are not aware exists [see "FitMC: Background"]. Additional Details: Speculated to have been a clone of Quackity put into the server by the Federation after their abduction of Quackity, as he acts differently, held gaps in memories that Quackity should have known, had strange skin textures around the frame of his face, and had "El" in his name.

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Additional Persons of Interest

---Forever Player--- Reason for Interest: Current President of Quesadilla Island. Works with Cucurucho to utilize all powers granted to the role of presidency by the Federation. Yet to see the full extent in which this role will provide in terms of power to the president and his relationship with the Federation. Currently, the President is working on an animal conservatory on behalf of the Federation, and has already established certain mods such as the Cosmetics Mod. Additional Details: Suspected of having a closer relationship to Cucurucho than a simply professional one by certain island members; unclear of the accuracy of this claim. Has plans to build a prison and establish an active voting system.

---Tazercraft--- Reason for Interest: Guilty of frequently committing illegal acts (destroying Federation projects using the C.A.R.L.A. world eater, illegally traveling into the Nether using a previously inactive Federation-owned Nether portal, etc.) Tazercraft were arrested by Detective Gamers on behalf of the Federation [see "Foolish Gamers: Background"] and imprisoned in the official Federation jail, of which they escaped along with Federation employee "Walter Bob" after killing one of the prison guards. Additional Details: The surviving prison guard abducted "Walter Bob" after the escape, as well as Pac of Tazercraft. Though fellow Tazercraftian Mike was able to free him, the status of "Walter Bob" remains unknown. Unclear if the actions of the guard were carried out on official Federation orders or as a personal vendetta against Tazercraft for the loss of their coworker at Mike's hands.

---Maximus--- Reason for Interest: Underwent a medical examination by Cucurucho following a belief of pregnancy; was found to have been infected with a deadly parasitic entity. Following this discovery, subject was given emergency surgery to have the parasite removed, of which was proclaimed to be a success by the head surgeon (Cucurucho). However, subject later found a code infection in his leg, of which only his surgeon is aware of currently. Additional Details: Co-founder and co-leader of the Ordo Theoritas, an anti-Federation conspiracy group of which the Federation has been made aware of in terms of the subject's involvement. Previously arrested and imprisoned for one day by the Federation after committing illegal acts. Also involved in an incident where he sought out the Angel in order to revive his dead egg Trump, before he was given an ultimatum by the Federation that ceased him from receiving the Angel's help.

---Roier--- Reason for Interest: One of the first persons to befriend Cucurucho. Proof of Cucurucho's incompetency revealed by their relationship to Roier, and since measures have been taken to ensure Cucurucho has and will always achieve absolute perfection. Additional Details: Continues to summon Cucurucho, and is determined to understand their nature as well as the changes made to them.

---Felps--- Reason for Interest: One of the first persons to befriend Cucurucho. Initially taken by them and kept in cryogenic containment for roughly one month as part of a potential deal to gain lives for his son Richarlyson. Was awakened and rescued by the other island members alongside family member Cellbit, who had also been abducted in his search for Felps. Upon rescue, both subject and his companion were found to have strange markings on their body, Felps having one on his arm. No overt effects have come from these physical changes as of yet. Additional Details: After his abduction, subject has harbored resentment towards Cucurucho and the Federation

---Quackity--- Reason for Interest: Subject to unknown experimentation by the Federation that resulted in a severe loss of memory (short and long term), an inability to properly recognize the physical appearance of the eggs, and an inability to recognize or create proper writing. Upon release, has since only spoken in Spanish (despite being bilingual) and has been given writing lessons by Cucurucho, who carried out the initial experimentation. Additional Details: Previously attempted to establish deals with Cucurucho in order to revive his deceased egg Tilín; unclear if these talks yielded any results.

---Baghera Jones--- Reason for Interest: Former subject of experimentation and torture at the hands of the Federation. Was under Federation custody since childhood until she escaped using a presumably make-shift boat. Holds no memory of her past regarding the Federation, and has only vague memories of knowing her fellow French-speakers before arrival on the island. Current status unknown. Additional Details: Was made aware of this knowledge by following a trail leading to an abandoned building with a diary signed by herself sometime prior.

---The Angel and the Demon--- Reason for Interest: Divine entities descended by the gods known for producing and distributing illegal items to the islanders. Holds the ability to perform resurrections on deceased eggs. Currently unable to be contained or withheld by the Federation. More information is needed before actions may be taken. Additional Details: The Angel was once involved in an indirect conflict regarding the Federation and the resurrection of the deceased egg Trump [see "Maximus: Additional Details"] in which it was made clear the Federation wished for the Angel and Demon to have as little involvement as possible with the Federation's plans.

---Luzu/Arin--- Reason for Interest: AI entity residing within the body of Luzu. Fronts Luzu's body during moments of Luzu being unconscious (sleep, fainting, etc.) Source behind "Luzu computers" that occasionally appear around the server. Federation has dubbed it illegal to desecrate and/or steal resources from these computers as they contain illegal Create items. Full extent of the relationship between the Federation and the Luzu computers is unknown. Additional Details: Arin occasionally interacts with the island inhabitants via chat message to leave cryptic messages in binary, of which is their only supposed way of written communication. They have warned of "a door opening" among other concerning matters.

---Binary Codes--- Reason for Interest: Rogue AI entities that target the island inhabitants and their eggs. Held a predominant focus on attacking any egg with two lives until they were down to one. Have been proven to be capable of learning from past instances, as well as cloaking their appearance into that of an egg. Federation continues to ignore their existence. Additional Details: Rumors have declared the Binary codes to have been creations of the Federation that went rogue and now attack supposed other Federation creations (the eggs). Contained powerful weaponry in the form of the CPV2 Shield, which has infinite durability and is the only known item immune to the Code Breaker Sword, as well as the pieces of the aforementioned Code Breaker; these items were taken from certain Binary Codes after a loss in combat to Etoiles, the current only island resident to wield such equipment.

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riftclaw · 11 months

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Have had a looming deadline I’ve had to tend to so I hadn’t had much of a chance for fun art until now-- new piece for @sonic-oc-showdown‘s latest round of polls.

It’s very funny thinking about these two meeting. Byte doesn’t like grumpy people-- but V’s face just looks like that. No matter how excited, eager, or fascinated he is, his face is a permanent 😠

V’s particular skillsets lie in biology, organic chemistry, and genetics, and he can take something, break it down, and use it to induce mutation in subjects (including himself!). It’s a very funny niche to fill in a series packed to the brim with roboticists. Maybe whatever the amorphous organ belonged to spat acid.

Anyway V is being very genuine here. Nothing could get him more stoked than cutting up some kind of monster spleen. Who knows what he’s gonna learn!

Byte belongs to @bunniibones! You can find the poll here.

#riftclaw art #sonic oc #sonic fc #mobian oc #agent vx #byte the goat #yes v works for gun yes he does whatever the hell he wants w/o reporting back #they'd lock him in a box if they thought they could keep him in it #he's really just there for all that tasty unethical cia research

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imagine-knowing-a-name · 10 months

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thinking about this writing prompt with Nat and Y/N. Where Nat is a pretty high up SHIELD agent as usual, but Fury still won't tell her who she's reporting to, citing it as 'above her clearance'. So she comes back home, to her wife, grumbling about how unfair her 'company bosses' are for not trusting her with 'corporate secrets', while Y/N is giggling to herself as she comforts her poor wife and agrees that her higher ups must be real idiots to not trust her (and maybe one day Nat's 'handler' laughs about how 'we're all idiots here, hm?' to get Natasha to finally realise who her handler is)

#thinking about it the other way too where Y/N is a junior SHIELD agent reporting to a well-known agent known only as 'The Black Widow'#and everyone calls their handler that and they're too awkward to ask her for her real name. so never learn it.#and natasha only sends text messages because she KNOWS thats the format Y/N prefers. But it means they never work it out #but after public missions Y/n scours the internet to make sure no photos of them are leaked that natasha might see #not knowing that natasha already wiped them from the internet herself to protect her partner's identity #*casually adds this to my WIPs*#ikan wips #ikan thoughts #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine

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howtotrainyouragents · 2 months

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I have a sweet hc about Miles Morales’ dad packing his lunches. He gets so into it whenever he gets the chance to pack lunches. Bc Miles needs all his important food groups, and Jefferson likes to make the sandwich neatly cut and if he’s gonna throw in something sweet there better be plenty of fruits and vegetables and you can be sure everything is arranged perfectly. And, yes, maybe there's too much food packed in there, but Miles is a growing boy!! And when Miles moves to the dorms, Jefferson prides himself on packing up his wife’s leftovers, enough for a whole week plus some for Ganke who he doesn’t get to go home as often as Miles does.

And it’s always too much food. His wife tells him to reign it in. Miles is always so embarrassed. He complains every time as soon as he gets home.

Until, soon in high school, all the food gets eaten. And Miles, a growing Spiderman, is begging his dad to pack just a little extra, hoping for that signature little extra thought, the little extra love in the food packing.

And Jefferson’s just thinking:

#spiderman into the spiderverse #miles morales #jefferson davis #jefferson morales #headcanon accepted #agent h #agent report #spiderman #spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse

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mapofthesoul20 · 6 months

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Anyway, I really admire how TXT’s individual dance styles are developing. (Note: This was written pre-Name Chapter, where they’ve shown even MORE growth. So proud)

Yeonjun’s is the most developed, of course. I think he has a lot of charisma and control in his style which makes him so great at both personal choreographies and covers. If you look at his Studio Choom and girl group covers and Tiktoks, he’s able to perfectly execute dances with his great level of body control, and embody them with the both the power of the original and his own flair. I’m sure he has a list of styles he wants to try, but for me I’d love to see more freestyles and for him to try modern dance

You could think that Soobin’s tall frame isn’t made for dancing, but he has mastered how to adapt his frame to be perfectly in sync with everyone else. He has a beautiful cleanliness to his dancing, never an angle or line of his body out of sync. And he uses his height to advantage, as it imbues his dance with power. Now adding how he’s a killer at facial expressions, and he kills performances like Can’t You See Me and the MAMA 2022 blidnfold dance. Precise, sensual, drawing you in with and keeping you there. Please please please, someone give him a sensual song to cover. It will kill me, but I’m okay with that.

For me, bc Beomgyu has the narrowest frame of the group, I often miss focusing on him in dances. But truly, Beomgyu’s strength is that his style involves so much emotion without losing sight of the choreography. He has precision in his form; his moves down to his fingers are never out of places. He has so much energy and emotion and is getting absolutely insane at facial expressions. You could strip away the rest, and Beomgyu’s NYE We Lost the Summer performance is still so beautiful precisely because he can embody so much emotion. He steals the show in the DNA cover bc he lets loose and gives it that Bangtan-inspired swagger. He captured everyone with the lighter mishap at MMA 2021. It’s a mistake to miss him because he is brilliant at telling the whole story in his dance alone. I really just want more solo performances from him so that I can focus more on him; I’d love something contemporary, but truly I want more power stuff like BTS covers

Taehyun is a king of clean, sharp dancing. His lines and angles are clean. He can hit every beat. He has precision on a microscopic level and nimbleness to switch and alternate as fast as the music. There’s a reason why he’s often featured in the year-end performances; a lot of those performances have been so beat-focused, technically-difficult, and acing a challenge is where Taehyun shines. That’s also why I love his Opening Sequence solo because it’s out of his wheelhouse and he still excellently pulls off the emotion while never losing that perfect form. He’s a perfectionist and while I would love to see more techno-beat choreography from him, my secret wish is for him to dabble in ballet.

Hueningkai’s duality will forever be one of my favorite things. Off-stage, he’s a tall, broad-shouldered boy who gives off this puppy energy, tumbling and rumbling around. But the minute you put him on stage, he’s like a rockstar. It’s like the world is rewritten and all that awkward boy stature is perfect for a dancer. Hueningkai has strong power to his dancing style bc he just so completely embodies stage presence. He is amazing at bringing the emotion to the performance; his NYE 2021, his Lovesong and Loser=Lover and GBGB performances are all testatments that he is so in tune with his emotions while never losing sight of putting on a fantastic show for the audience. I’d pay good money to see him do any styles of dance, but my deepest wish is for him to try some classical styles like ballet, jazz, tap dancing, ballroom, or Korean classical dance

#txt #tomorrow x together #tomorrowxtogether #Yeonjun #Choi Yeonjun #Soobin #Choi Soobin #Beomgyu #Choi Beomgyu #Taehyun #kang Taehyun #hueningkai #dance analysis #agent h #agent report #l

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lianawrites350 · 7 months

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The Littlest Mermaid

Mermaids only know of the deep ocean. In the frigid black waters, they slither along the creaking ocean floor, alongside other primordial beasts. Their skin is a translucent grey, their eyes resemble the yellow light of the anglerfish, and their protruding jaws are filled with razor teeth. And the only way they survive is to know what they can eat and what will eat them.

Except one young mermaid knows there’s worlds above. She knows of colorful schools of fish basking in the warmer currents. Of reefs and clams who lay about the floor and wait for food to come to them. Of whales who play together in the wide, open waters, unafraid of who might hear them. She knows above that, a different ocean with strange creatures that walk on their fins, going wherever they desire. And she knows, there, a mysterious, inviting light, like the anglerfish, so bright it breaks through the water. But never to her home.

So she hides in the reefs and stares as the light filters through the waves. She thinks it must be from an enormous creature, larger than the largest squid hiding at the bottom of the ocean. She should be afraid, her grandmother would warn. A creature like that could eat a little mermaid like her whole. Its inviting light alone, so bright, could burn her up like the ocean floor lava. But sometimes, when all the schools of fish and the walking fins are asleep, the creature’s light casts a gentle, white glow through the waters, and the mermaid can do nothing but stare in awe, heart thumping, at how different and beautiful the ocean looks with that soft glow.

She swims to it before she can stop herself. Her limbs weaken, like a thousand rocks are being lifted off her, as she rises through the ocean. Then she’s bursting through a barrier of waves, and the new ocean is sharp, painful. It doesn’t feel like water at all. Her gills flap desperately. She sinks just low enough to breathe properly and looks around. It’s dark, that’s familiar, but everything is hazy. Her eyes are used to pitch black waters, but this world seems to contain a multitude her eyes can’t detect. Frothing waves batter her. If the creature suddenly attacks her, she won’t see it coming.

But oh. There it is. Right above her, the most beautiful round, white thing she’s ever seen in her life, casting a transcendent glow on the waves, on her. With a perfectly round shape and softly puckered skin, the creature is complacently surrounded by thousands of sparkling little fish. The mermaid realizes that it can’t be the eye or a lure of some giant creature. It must be the whole creature itself. And it’s looking right at her.

She freezes, her tail twitching to run away. She waits for the creature to dive at her, to unhinge its jaw and swallow her whole. What she can’t eat will surely eat her. But they continue to stare at each other. The creature’s gaze is bright yet passive. The young mermaid looks down at her skin, expecting it to be melting.

Instead, she is glowing.

She remembers a story her grandmother once told of her sister who fell deeply in love with a creature from above. At the time, the young mermaid didn’t understand. Now, there’s a sudden clarity, an aching swelling in her heart. She knows of a feeling beyond survival.

A small, black creature swims through the school of sparkling fish. She wants to cry out to her love to be wary but is afraid of catching the intruder’s attention. The intruder approaches her great, white beast, circles it like an embrace and darts off with a kiss. The young mermaid watches, mesmerized. A scale from the creature floats down to the water, and she catches it. The scale is a long thin bone with soft, soft tufts protruding from it.

Now she knows her love can be reached.

She rushes to the deep, murky underwater cave of the sea witch. She begs the sea witch to give her the fins and gills to reach her love, and she holds out the scale. It’s bedraggled, limp, broken. The sea witch frowns at it doubtfully and peruses her potions. She’ll certainly try, but she can’t promise anything. These humans are very fickle after all.

And that spikes fear into the young mermaid’s heart. She doesn’t have time to ask what a human is. Her precious love will leave. She’s seen it. It gets burning bright half the time, but it also disappears for ages. When will she see it again? Will she see it again?

The sea witch calls after her as she flees the cave. She frantically swims past blissfully ignorant fish, ignoring the pain as she bursts through the waves again. Where is it? Where did it go?

There. Dipping lower into the distance, as if running from her. No, she has to catch up. Once she explains herself, that she means no harm, surely the creature will not be afraid. Perhaps it will see how beautifully they glow together. Perhaps then she can touch its puckered skin. Kiss it.

She’s swimming as hard as she can. She breaks through the surface again and again to track the direction, and her gills scream in protest. They begin to dry and wither as her love gets further away. Her skin begins to melt as warm orange hues tinge the waters. Her head throbs violently as her eyes strain against the multitude of colors. The world is warmer than she’s ever seen, but she’s colder than she’s ever been. Her tail tires and she uses her arms to push herself forward and, when they tire, her sharp jaw to split the water.

She watches her love slip further away and pushes past her last ounce of strength. If she knows anything, it’s this: she’d die for this kiss.

#short story #writing #fairytale #queer #little mermaid #agent h #agent report #queer short story #first time i'm posting a story here so idk how to format/tag #but second story i've written this year!! That's HUGE for me!!!

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