#agent steve haines

[prim42]

#gta v #steve haines #dave norton #if there's only one gta agents fan that's me #drawing

[sharpchinsimp]

I demand to legalize Steve x Agent ULP love-hate ship.

#FIB vs IAA rivals dynamic is underrated #this pairing is so obvious after gtao criminal enterprises update... #steve haines #agent ulp #gta 5 #gta v #mine

[keravnous]

⟼ Lord, save me, my drug is my baby i'll be usin' for the rest of my life

○ Agent 14/Agent Steve Haines [GTA V] - The Series;

⚘ pt. I - the heart wants what it wants

⚘ pt. II - my drug is my baby

⚘ pt. III - american money

⚘ extra - I only love it when you touch me, not feel me

#agent 14/steve haines

[rfxiii]

General/Smut Headcanons for Steve Haines:

(He’s one of my favorite minor characters and he came in second on the last smut hc poll so I wanted an excuse to write for him)

(TW: smut)

He’s an egotistic, short tempered, corrupt asshole in the streets, but total husband material at home with you. He has an appearance to keep up at the FIB, and he does genuinely enjoy being a corrupt asshole. But when he’s alone with you, it’s different. He loves you, and he only wants to show you the good parts of his personality and leave the other shit at work.

He’s going to come off as a little..shifty when you first get together. He only ever wants to come to your place, you’ve never seen his house, even if you’re closer to his place he’ll drive the extra way just to stay with you. You’re unsure if he doesn’t trust you, if he’s got a secret wife at home, or if he’s actually a murderer with a couch made of human skin. It’s not until you’re well into your relationship and he’s beginning to float the idea that he may actually be in love with you that he’ll finally break down and tell you… He lives with his mom.

Once you've gotten past the awkward stage of him hiding the fact that he lives with his mom, and trying to pretend to be the cool, tv star, FIB agent, he turns into a total, clingy baby. He’s super sweet, he goes out of his way to make you breakfast, he wants to take you out to nice places for date night, and he’s constantly bragging about you at work.

You know and hang out with Dave. Steve introduced you two in an effort to brag to Dave about you, but the two of you hit it off and sometimes even go out for drinks while Steve is busy with his show. Dave spends a lot of time complaining about how mouthy, short tempered, and reckless Steve can be at work, while you simply laugh and lightheartedly apologize for him- as there’s nothing you or Dave can do to change him.

He has an image to uphold, so if you’re with him in public or at work don’t expect him to be as sweet as he is at home. He’ll keep things almost formal with you, if it weren’t for the possessive hand that stays glued to your waist and the longing looks he gives you when nobody's looking.

Sex with Steve Haines is an event for sure. He’s all about being the best and proving how good he is professionally, and sex is no different. He can go for round after round, as many positions as you can think of, and you’ll cum so many times you’ll lose count as he leaves you gasping and nearly tearing up from overstimulation and exertion.

He’s insanely giving- he wants to see you cum from his fingers, and then his mouth, before even moving on to sex. And even then he’ll want to watch you cum twice more before even thinking about finishing himself. He’s full of praise- telling you how good you're doing for him, checking to make sure you’re ok, and making sure you’re still ok with everything he’s doing.

His sounds are honestly so hot- low moans and deep, breathless groans between soft, muttering praises and professions of love.

While he tries to be the perfect man for you, he is only human. Work stress will follow him home at times and he will, without thinking, snap at you or say something short and cutting. He’ll almost instantly realize what he’s done though, and attempt to make amends. He knows he has a short temper, and he hates when he accidentally takes it out on you.

Wants to keep you totally away from his actual work. He’ll take you to work functions and let you hang out with Davey, and maybe even Sanchez. But he doesn’t want you to know anything about what he’s actually doing. It could be dangerous, especially when he gets into the business of sabotaging the IAA with Michael, Trev, and Frank. If any of them ever found out about you he’d all but move you out of the city and into witness protection until he deemed it safe again.

He’s going to introduce you to Devin. And you’re going to hate him. He genuinely likes Devin, he looks up to him and thinks he’s cool as hell. And you, unfortunately, have to put on a fake smile and pretend to like him too. It’s only if you genuinely express your discomfort around Devin that Steve will get the hint not to bring you around him anymore.

#gta v #gta 5 #grand theft auto v #grand theft auto 5 #steve haines

[rreskk]

What I got in mind?

Hcs for reader if dating Davey or perfectionist Steve lol

(Fem and introverted/shy lean!)

A/N: Job done! Thank you!!

Summary: Steve AND Davey dating headcanons.

DATING STEVE HEADCANONS:

-Your name is always brought up in every conversation he has. It gets to the point where he becomes unaware of the excessive use of your name… Sometimes in completely off topic conversations.

-He knows you dislike the spotlight, especially with his corruptive team within the FIB. He gets extremely protective if anyone (out of his team) mentions you.

-Steve is quite the hunk… Man has ASS, and he uses it well ; )

-You realise he isn’t as selfish as he seems. He is more insecure. Steve will cuddle with every moment he gets… Mainly when he becomes self-critical of his work. He likes being on top.

-You receive the best gossip of ALL TIME. Being an FIB agent who’s partly corrupt and extremely gullible, you hear all sorts of gossip.

-Weekly coffee dates.

-Weekly dinner dates ; )

-“Excuse me kind sir! You forgot to open the door for Mrs Haines here.”

DATING DAVEY HEADCANONS:

-You are both on the introversion scale, which means you both prefer the comfort of your own home.

-Takeaway date nights is a must.

-Davey prefers to keep you away from his work. He’d hate to get you into his mess.

-You have to constantly remind me that he isn’t as corrupt as Steve… He grows guilty.

-You two have such a strong connection that you don’t need words to understand each other’s thoughts and feelings.

-Having to turn his phone on silent every hour because his ring tone is SO LOUD.

-Davey buys you flowers every week and loves to see your collection grow.

-“I’ll be finishing work in an hour. Care to join me for a late dinner?”

-He sometimes calls in sick to sleep in with you.

-“I love you Davey.” He gets all giddy and grows bright red when you say this.

-Although he isn’t exactly a hunk… Boy knows how to hit it ; )

#steve haines #dave norton #grand theft auto 5 #grand theft 5 #grand theft auto #steve haines/reader #steve haines x reader #dave norton/reader #dave norton x reader

[alilixx]

fanfic characters x reader

I would also write fanfics about the actors (they are mostly the ones playing the characters on the list)

Here is my list:

Harry Potter:

Severus Snape:

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Barty Crouch Jr.

Bellatrix Lestrange

Lucius Malfoy

Character I'm not sure I do:

Fred Weasley 

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Tom Riddle 

Regulus Black

Fantastic Beasts:

Albus Dumbledore

Gellert Grindelwald

Minerva McGonagall

Lord Percival Graves

Hogwarts Legacy:

Phineas Nigellus Black

Sebastian Sallow

Aesop Sharp

Mirabel Garlick

Ominis Gaunt

Grand Theft Auto:

Michael De Santa

Trevor Philips

Franklin Clinton

Niko Bellic

Steve Haines

Lester Crest

Agent 14

Naruto:

Kakashi Hatake

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Tsunade

Jiraya

Minato Namikaze

Gaara

Tobirama Senju

Senju Hashirama

Inuzuka Hana

Mitarashi Anko

Darui

Kushina Uzumaki

Kiba Inuzuka

Uchiha Shisui

Yujito Nii

Ôtsutsuki Indra

Ôtsutsuki Asura

Uchiha Obito

Mei Temurî

Boruto:

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Mitsuki

Kawaki

Boruto Uzumaki

Konoha-Maru Sarutobi

Sakura Haruno

Jujutsu Kaisen:

Yuji Itadori

Utahime Iori

Masamichi Yaga

Inumaki Toge

Okkotsu Yûta

Sheko Ieiri

Yuki Tsukumo

Uraume

Toji Fushiguro

Gong Shi Woo

Atsuya Kusakabe

Ieri Shôko

Zenin Mai

Zenin Maki

Choso

Gojo Satoru

Megumi Fushiguro

Ryomen Sukuna

Mei Mei

Kento Nanami

Assassination Classroom:

Tadaomi Karasuma

Irina Jelavic

Koro Sensei (human)

One piece:

Shanks

Portgas D.Ace

Don Quijote Doflamingo

Roronoa Zoro

Sanji Vinsmoke

Coby

Trafalgar Law

Sabo

Marvel:

Agatha Harkness

Hela

Natasha Romanoff

Tony Stark

Yelena Belova

Loki Laufeyson

Sylvie Laufeydottir

Matt Murdock

May Parker

Scott Lang

Shang Chi

Stephen Strange

Thena

Wanda Maximoff

Xu Wenwu

Marc Spector

Steven Grant

Wednesday:

Larissa Weems

Morticia Addams

Lucifer:

Lucifer Morningstar

Chloe Decker 

Mazikeen Smith

Amenadiel

Charlotte Richards

Aurora (Rory) Morningstar

Michael

Sandman:

The Corinthian

Lucifer Morningstar

Desire

Johanna Constantine

Bleach:

Ichigo Kurosaki

Sousuke Aizen

Kuchiki Buyakuya

Coyote Stark

Resident Evil:

Leon S. Kennedy

Chris Redfield

Ashley Graham

Ethan Winters

Carlos Oliveira

Helena Harper

Rosemary Winters

Alcina Dimitrescu

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Daniela Dimitrescu

Bela Dimitrescu

Star Wars:

Kylo Ren

Captain Phasma

Din Djarin

Poe Dameron

Valorant:

Chamber

Viper

Reyna

Omen

La Casa De Papel:

Berlin

El Professor

Suárez

My Hero Academia:

Dabi

Shota Aizawa

Nemuri Kayama

Todoroki Shôto

Toga Himiko

Shimura Nana

Chisaki Kai

Attack on titan:

Hanji Zoe

Levi Ackerman

Annie Leonhart

Mikasa Ackerman

Pirates of the caribbean:

Jack Sparrow

Elizabeth Swann

Sweeney Todd:

Sweeney Todd

Mrs. Lovett

Judge Turpin

The Witcher:

Geralt Of Rivia

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Ciri

Kaamelott:

Arthur Pendragon

Léodagan

Bohort

Yvain

Gauvain

Ygerne

Elias de Kelliwic’h

Spy X Family

Loid Forger

Yor Forger

Castlevania

Dracula

Leon Belmont

Alucard

Trevor Belmont

Richard Belmont

Tera

Five Nights at Freddy’s

William Afton

Michael Schmidt

Vanessa Shelly

Satsuriku no Tenshi

Isaac Foster

Haikyuu!!

Yū Nishinoya

Tobio Kageyama

Tetsurō Kuroo

Fugou Keiji: Balance:UNLIMITED

Daisuke Kambe

Haru Katou

Ryo Hosino

Owari no Seraph

Guren Ichinose

Mikaela Hyakuya

Ferid Bathory

Crowley Eusford

Kureto Hiragi

Shinya Hiragi

Horn Skuld

Chess Belle

Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Akashic Records

Glenn Radars

Sistine Fibel

Celica Arfonia

Albert Frazer

Domestic na Kanojo

Hina Tachibana

Rui Tachibana

Masaki Kobayashi

Reiji Kiriya

My new boss is Goofy

Shirosaki Yusei

Mitsuo Aoyama

Kinjo Aigo

Buddy Daddies

Kugi Kyûtarô

Suwa Rei

Kurusu Kazuki

Unasaka Misaki

Other characters

Sakata Gintoki from Gintama

Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones by Gwendoline Christie

Hans Gruber from Die Hard by Alan Rickman

Sinclair Bryant from Close my eyes by Alan Rickman

Miranda Hilmarson from Top of the Lake by Gwendoline Christie

Charlie Harper from My Uncle Charlie by Charlie Sheen

Isaac Foster from Angels of Deaths

Link from The Legend Of Zelda

Cereza from Bayonetta

Leonora Lesso from School for Good and Evil by Charlize Theron

Elaine Markinson from Gringo by Charlize Theron

Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal by Mads Mikkelson

Miss Perergrine from Miss Peregrine’s Home for Particular Children by Eva Green

Joel Miller from The Last Of Us by Pedro Pascal

Mr.Cat from Kaeloo

Michael Afton from Five Nights at Freddy’s

Marc from Le Flambeau by Jonathan Cohen

John Wick from John Wick’s movies by Keanu Reeves

Joe Goldberg from You by Penn Badgley

Crowley from Good Omens by David Tennant

Max Black from 2 Broke girls by Kat Dennings

Tobias from Ghost

#harry potter #severus snape #hermione granger #draco malfoy #howgarts #the witcher #sweeney todd #alan rickman #ghost #young royals #john wick #five nights at freddy's #good omens #the last of us #hannibal #miss peregrine imagine #zelda #others #etc

[sashazweig]

Headcanons of the IAA agents that no one asked for, but I'm writing anyway because we need more content about these corrupt mfs

14

As other users have mentioned, his name is Warren, no doubt about it.

Divorced, there's no doubt about that either.

He has a daughter named Zoey. His agency friends (Karen Daniels) call her 15.

He comes from a wealthy but distant family. He was closer to his nanny to the point of believing she was his mother until the age of five.

He wanted to be an airplane pilot as a child.

He studied law at an Ivy League school. Despite being a good lawyer, he never liked that life. When he abandoned his career and decided to join the IAA, he became the black sheep of the family, leading to disinheritance.

Have you seen that episode of The Office where Ryan wins the Hottest Employee Dundie? Well, he won the equivalent of that award at the IAA. Three times.

Despite being charismatic to us, many people within the agency don't like him, thinking he talks too much and his jokes are bad (which is true, but we don't care).

Elite agent.

FBI agents spread the rumor that he's short.

Total cinephile. A Martin Scorsese fanatic.

After contemplating it for a long time, he finally decided to join Lovemeet.net. There, he met Kiki Jenkins (who moved to LS) and dated her for a while.

He has never killed anyone, which is unusual for a GTA character.

2. Karen Daniels

She grew up in an orphanage and was in four different foster homes before being adopted by a stable couple

Good at math, she became a mathlete in high school.

Before joining the IAA, she was a con artist. And before that, she was a regular college student in need of quick money.

Elite agent and polyglot

She despises the FBI, especially Steve Haines. She and 14 used to mock his show, and Haines referred to them as "Mulder and Scully."

She has a dog as a pet.

Workaholic and incredibly organized.

She only drinks coffee without sugar. She once said, "People who take coffee with sugar are weak."

She doesn't believe in horoscopes or the MBTI.

She lives in LS but hates warm climates.

Avon Herzt once asked her out, and she obviously rejected him.

Her goal is to become the director of the IAA

Lately, she has been trying to quit smoking

3. ULP

He is gay and had a relationship with Jon Gravelli from GTA IV during the '60s (don't ask).

Unofficially, he, along with Rackman, adopted Karen and 14.

4. Phoenicia Rackman

Divorced and with two children.

Runs a cat rescue group (though this is almost canon).

Karen's spiritual teacher.

During the '90s, she was sent on various missions throughout the Middle East and Latin America. There are rumors and theories about what she did, but none are confirmed.

#agent 14 #karen daniels #phoenicia rackman #ulp #iaa #iaa gta

[fromdusks]

not agent ulp dissing steve haines lmfsdlkjsd

#gta #gta online #gtao #gta spoilers

[mattsumigcay]

PLOT TWIST! GTA V’s GREATEST STORY TELLING

I am writing this blog to show my greatest love for GTA V’s story, since I almost played its story mode four times for its awesomeness. Although its story is not that short in summary, I still love playing it multiple times for immersion and replayability (the quality or fact of being suitable for or worth playing more than once.).

GTA V PLOT SUMMARY      

The unsuccessful robbery led by Michael Townley, Trevor Philips, and Brad Snider in Ludendorff, North Yankton, left Michael thought dead. After making a covert deal with Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB) agent Dave Norton, Michael thereafter lives with his family in Los Santos as Michael De Santa. When attempting to unlawfully repossess his son's automobile, Franklin Clinton, a thug who works for a dishonest car salesperson, encounters Michael. Franklin and Michael pursue the coach to a mansion, which Michael then destroys out of rage. Martin Madrazo, the mansion's owner, wants payment.

To get the money, Michael relapses into crime and recruits Franklin as an ally. In order to pay off the debt, they loot a jewelry store with the assistance of Michael's former friend and crippled hacker Lester Crest. As Trevor learns about the robbery and runs into Michael again, Michael is forced to reluctantly allow Trevor back into his life. Michael's family decides to part ways with him due to his illegal behavior. Devin swears revenge as Michael foils his plans and accidentally kills his assistant.

Franklin must rescue his friend Lamar Davis from their former friend and rival gangster Harold "Stretch" Joseph, who attempts to kill them to prove himself to his new gang. Trevor tries to consolidate his control over various black markets in Blaine County, waging war against The Lost outlaw motorcycle club, Latin American street gangs, rival meth dealers, private military company Merryweather, and triad kingpin Wei Cheng. The most important details of the phrases FIB, IAA, Franklin, Trevor, and Michael are that Michael is being coerced by Dave and Steve Haines to perform a series of operations to undermine the International Affairs Agency (IAA). Under Steve's direction and with Lester's help, they attack a convoy carrying funds for the IAA and steal an experimental chemical weapon from an IAA lab. Michael takes the opportunity to wipe the data on his activities, destroying Steve's leverage over him.

After making peace with his family, Trevor, Franklin, and Lester help Michael plot his last heist, which involves robbing the Union Depository's gold bullion stockpile. Trevor learns that Brad was killed during the Ludendorff heist and buried in the grave designated for Michael, not imprisoned as Trevor had been made to think. After a standoff with Cheng's goons, Trevor concludes that the theft was a setup and that he was supposed to be killed in place of Brad. Feeling betrayed, Trevor then abandons Michael for dead. Trevor's resentment of Michael after Franklin saves him sparks conflict within the group and endangers their strategy. Michael and Dave are in the middle of a Mexican standoff between Merryweather and the FIB-IAA when Steve betrays them.

The heist is successful, but Steve and Dave later visit Franklin and claim that Trevor is a burden. The three protagonists stop working together but continue to be friends after Michael and Trevor make amends.

      MY THOUGHTS

Within the end of the game or shall I say the “End Game”, the player/Franklin is given a choice whether to kill Michael or Trevor or Save both. But I always choose to save both since I think it is the most canon storyline to be chosen. That part of the story is I think the greatest storytelling I’ve ever encountered in video games. Considering that you can still save both characters and get their revenge with higher ups they have been imprisoned as. To sum up the third option/the third way (in which the game names it), you get to kill all of the people that held you against your will in that way the trio will be free as a bird when the game ends. It also features a song that will always be right in my heart which “The Setup – Favored Nations” which is a banger.

            All in all, in my own honest opinion, GTA V (Grand Theft Auto Five) will be my go to comfort video game to play whenever I feel sad or whatsoever. It always bring me good vibes when I play it. With its top-class humor and feel good vibe, you can’t deny that you will always comeback for more. 

[the555phonebook]

555-0100 - Doctor Sleep - Bankerton County Sheriffs Office

555-0101 - Twelve Minutes - Hubby

555-0102 - Desperate Housewives - Reverend Sikes

555-0103 - Criminal Minds - Reid

555-0105 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Barry

555-0106 - Resident Evil 2 - 24-hour assistance number on the parking garage keycard

555-0107 - The X-Files - Clifford Cox

555-0108 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - 'For Rent' sign

555-0109 - Gilmore Girls - Dance Studio

555-0110 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Patricia

555-0111 - Beef - Briana Kinsley Realty

555-0112 - Mad Men - Sterling Cooper

555-0113 - Arrested Development - Gene Parmesan

555-0114 - Santa Clarita Diet - Ruby’s Clams second number

555-0115 - Desperate Housewives - Upton Attorneys

555-0116 - Spiderman PS4 - Yuri Watanabe (Office)

555-0117 - The Ant Bully - Beat-a-Bug

555-0118 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Amanda

555-0119 - Desperate Housewives - Tina Rucker attorney

555-0120 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Merryweather

555-0121 - Desperate Housewives - Both Betty Applewhite and Mike Delfino 

555-0122 - Fargo - Gloria Burgle

555-0123 - Bruce Almighty - Pager

555-0124 - Soul - Agencia De Empleo

555-0125 - Doctor Sleep - Piano Lessons

555-0126 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Abigail Matthews and Liz

555-0127 - Zootopia - Doug

555-0128 - Soul - Authentic Korean Dumplings

555-0129 - Superstore - ‘Car for Sale’ poster in break room

555-0130 - The X-Files - Smoking Man

555-0131 - Community - Britta Perry

555-0132 - Smallville - Black Canary

555-0133 - Santa Clarita Diet - Ruby’s Clams

555-0134 - Fight Club - Marla Singer (also shows up in Memento, Brooklyn 99 and Grand Theft Auto 5)

555-0135 - Fargo - St Cloud parole board

555-0136 - Fargo - St Cloud parole board fax

555-0137 - Fargo - St Cloud parole board 24 hour number

555-0138 - Bad Hair - Virgie's

555-0139 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Beverly

555-0140 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Rickie

555-0141 - Fargo - Bemidji Cleaning

555-0142 - Haven - The "Other Duke"

555-0143 - Soul - Lucky Star Chinese Food

555-0144 - Haven - Margaret Wilson

555-0145 - Fargo - Life Spring

555-0146 - Fargo - Reidenshneider Cleaning

555-0147 - Home Sweet Home Alone - Gavin Washington

555-0148 - Fargo - Diefenbach Realty

555-0149 - Desperate Housewives - Joe Flannery

555-0150 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Agent Steve Haines

555-0151 - The Blacklist - Raymond Reddington

555-0152 - Columbo - Sean Jarvis

555-0153 - Grand Theft Auto Online - Mechanic

555-0154 - Community - Nancy Riverton

555-0155 - Pushing Daisies - Emerson Cod

555-0156 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Franklyn

555-0157 - The Sopranos - Tony Soprano

555-0158 - The 40 Year Old Virgin - Trish Piedmont

555-0159 - Santa Clarita Diet - Japopos

555-0160 - Desperate Housewives - Florist

555-0161 - Desperate Housewives - The Enchanted Florist

555-0162 - Deadly Illusion - Nanny Agency

555-0163 - Fargo - BMI insurance office

555-0164 - Desperate Housewives - Fairview Realty when Tom and Lynette moved in

555-0165 - Soul - Shoes and Socks

555-0166 - Santa Clarita Diet - Sinclair Realty

555-0167 - The Woman in the Window - Real Estate Auction

555-0168 - Spiderman PS4 - Yuri Watanabe

555-0169 - Smallville - Aquaman

555-0170 - Beverly Hills 90210 - Matt Durning

555-0171 - Girls 5 Eva - June

555-0172 - The Simpsons - Ned Flanders

555-0173 - Arrested Development - Both a taxi service, and also a 'Learn Public Speaking’ ad (it also shows up as a taxi again, in Desperate Housewives)

555-0174 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Cleetus

555-0175 - Soul - Man With Van

555-0176 - Scream - Cory Gillis

555-0177 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Sapphire

555-0178 - Fargo - Reidenshneider Cleaning

555-0179 - Soul - Accountants

555-0180 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Tanisha Jackson

555-0181 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Marnie

555-0182 - Fargo - Eden Valley Pd Fax

555-0183 - Fargo - Eden Valley PD

555-0184 - Parks and Recreation - Salvatore’s barber shop

555-0185 - Office Christmas Party - All Event Rentals

555-0186 - The Bear - Michael Berzatto

555-0187 - Pam and Tommy - Labatts Modelling

555-0188 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Martin Madrazo

555-0189 - On Becoming A God in Central Florida - Marta Herrera

555-0190 - Desperate Housewives - Dr Craig

555-0191 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Tennis Coach

555-0192 - The Sopranos - LA Pizza

555-0193 - Twelve Minutes - Bumblebee

555-0194 - Boston Legal - Mr Barr

555-0195 - American Beauty - Caroline Burnham

555-0196 - Santa Clarita Diet - Coby Real Estate

555-0197 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Tracey

555-0198 - Grand Theft Auto 5 - Ron

555-0199 - This number in particular shows up quite a lot, so I've been tracking all of those sightings:

American Horror Story - Televangelist

Bad Samaritan - The Black Card activation number

Community - Team Greendale

Desperate Housewives - Both Fairview Realty, and Meadowbrook Golf Shop

Doctor Sleep - Missing Children hotline

Grand Theft Auto 5 - Tonya 

Guns Akimbo - Miles

Homeland - Syracuse PD

How I Met Your Mother - Barney Stinson

Miracle Creek - Potomac Mutual Insurance

Monsters University - Job Offer Ad

Scream Queens - Security Guard

The X-Files - Fox Moulder

[sharpchinsimp]

Baby looks so vulnerable when everyone hates him..

Now facts about Wrap up mission that cannot be ignored:

Dave is the only one not aiming at Steve. He tries to save this hotheaded silly bastard, despite Steve's threats against him.

And he knew for sure that Steve had first fled the gunfight, and then he was safe and alive, which means that they most likely contacted each other more than once during and after the incident. "Haines went the other way. He's probably out" "I'll try to control him. That's if we get out of here alive" "He's our wounded hero right now"

And he also seems to be driving Agent ULP and the other IAA agent away from injured Steve. This is a very small and fast animation but you can notice this if you slow down the cutscene.

Aaand of course, that moment when Dave says "I gotta cozy up to him, calm him down" and "I'll get close to him and I'll try to control him". I need this missed scene in 4k, okay? (Btw, in russian translation it sounds literally like.. uh.. "I'll take him BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK and I'll try to control him" ?????? Well, Davey's methods are really un-fking-orthodox…)

#my otp is so real #steve x dave #steve haines #dave norton #I watched cutscene hundreds of times. look what a simp I am #i also ship steve with agent ulp and his long interrogation flashlight.....

[keravnous]

⟼ love me love me, wake up and hug me i will be a torrid beast

in alphabetical order.

♡ BBC SHERLOCK

James "Jim" Moriarty / moriarty tag

♡ BULLET TRAIN

Tangerine (Bullet Train) / tangerine tag

♡ DOAWK

Rodrick Heffley

♡ GRAND THEFT AUTO

Agent 14 / Steve Haines

trevor tag

♡ HITMAN

Arthur Edwards, The Constant

♡ JOHN WICK

John Wick / wick tag

♡ OTHER

Christoph Waltz / waltz tag

♡ SCREAM (1996)

Billy/Stu/Reader: coming soon

♡ THE BAND GHOST

Sodo;Dewdrop/Reader: coming soon

#eng masterlist

[theperfectlong]

Remove snapz pro x

#Remove snapz pro x how to

#Remove snapz pro x update

#Remove snapz pro x software

#Remove snapz pro x series

Tap on the certificate that you would like to delete. Snapping consists of a collection of snap agents that you enable or disable to snap the pointer to specific feature geometry such as to the nearest vertex.

Open the Settings application, and select the Security option.

Tap Delete Profile and enter your device password.

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Could you maybe do a trans man X Steve Haines smut fic where they argue with each other when the guys are around but when everyones not looking they disappear and do stuff and when they come back the guys keep poking fun at them because they thought they hated each other?

---A/N: I'm so sorry this took ages! I've managed to get it done. Thank you for the ask! And thanks for the likes. I appreciate your support :)

Summary: Your secret was out after Steve made it clear that you two... Were something more than enemies.

Word count: 828

Pairings: trans!male reader/ Steve Haines

TW: Smut

Michael pondered into the room with obvious curiosity. He walked alongside the other two, Franklin and Trevor. Being told to meet with urgency, Dave greeted them with unsuspected tiredness.

“Where are they?” Michael asked when noticing two empty seats.

His loyal FIB agent shrugged, “Somewhere. There was some bickers here and there… Then they just wondered off.”

“We ain’t too late, aren’t we?” Trevor chimed in.

“No, I suppose not. Stick around and they’ll return shortly.” Responded Dave.

“Man, they are probably at each other’s throats again.”

“Not quite, Franklin. I believe they are hiding something more personal.”

Franklin glanced at Dave, “What do you mean?”

The trio exchanged looks as the tired man between them placed down his coffee. He sighed.

“It’s not proved but they may be together… Just more… Friendly.”

Trevor busted out laughing at the thought. He held his stomach and antagonised Steve without his presence around. Michael shook his head with a grin and sat down, waiting for you both to show up.

-

“God, I feel so… AH!” Steve panted as you held him still. The guy has been under your skin all day… The second Dave went to buy some coffee, Steve pulled you aside and… Well, the situation proclaimed itself considering you were pushing your cock into his anus.

You were his first time. Remembering the moment he experienced the sensation, it’s a memory to use when he becomes too unbearably cocky. Steve hates the restrictions due to this… But it was a part of the fun. Coming to terms with his sexuality, you helped him through the crisis and he admitted his sexual awakening. Steve is not openly saying he’s gay, it’s a secret between you both.

“Feels good, huh?” You smiled and thrusted further into him. The man gripped onto the wall. His FIB uniform was loosely wrapped around his physique. His trousers dangled around his ankles and you were careful not to crease the shirt since after this, you’ll have to pretend nothing happened.

Steve nodded, his ego enlightening at the attention, “Fuck, you have no right to be so hot, dude.” There was lack of sincerity… It was Haines after all, he is filled with petty compliments, typical brat. And he loved being one.

“Oh my God…” He whispered in front of you.

Outstretching your hands, you held his waist and pushed him into you, deepening the intimacy and friction. Where he continues to whine, his voice grows more hallow as he approaches the need to climax.

“Keep i-it up… I need to… Fuck.”

You fastened the pace and bit your lip. Fuelled with concentration, you slammed yourself against his ass and abused the G spot. Steve gagged out a moan. He fell against the wall and panted for forbidden air. His cock between his legs whimpered and squirted out semen onto the floor, staining and igniting his secrets with you.

“Oh my GOD!” He cried through the stimulation.

Series of seconds after his loaded orgasm, you swiftly breathed out a heavy groan and pulled out to jerk the remainder of your lust. Avoiding the direct contact of his uniform, your cum drooled and dribbled onto your hand to avoid a mess. Steve was tucking his shirt into his trousers and gave you a flustered smirk.

“Remind me why I hated you again?”

“Sexual frustration,” You grinned, wiping your cum onto some tissue paper, “Don’t lie. You liked me ages before we got together.”

Steve scowled, “Yeah, yeah. You find it funny, big guy. I’m the boss here!”

“Okay, sir. We better go meet the others.”

“Sir? What are you playing at?” He protested and followed your lead.

-

“Look who decided to show up!” Trevor tormented, leaning forward onto his chair, “The two cocks.”

“Very funny, Philips. Maybe you should take a shower at some point. There is an invention called soap and hair-wash!” Slandered the man beside you. His legs were wobbly after your interaction, immediately catching Michael’s attention.

“Where have you guys been?” He raised the question.

You scratched your forehead, “I went to the bathroom.”

“And I also went to the bathroom.” Steve stupidly said. You facepalmed… Now your cover was blown.

“Shit, man. Dave was right.” Franklin murmured as he rested his chin against the palm of his hand. Out of everyone, he seemed the least affected by this.

“What? Whatever. Get yourselves together! We got a revolution to plan!” Haines demanded with his beamy voice. You sat down beside Dave, earning a side eye which would suggest his awareness of your sexual relationship with Steve. There was no thought behind his eyes. It was like he knew…

“Are you gonna ditch us again and shag your boyfriend?”

Michael sighed, “Enough, Trev. Let’s get on with this.”

You inhaled shakingly as Trevor’s eyes burnt into yours. The psychopath found amusement in your embarrassment but luckily… He refrained himself from further humiliation. You’ll have to thank Steve for this MONSTRISITY later on.

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gee-tee-eh stuff from months ago

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