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40sjoyner · 5 months

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Coulson: How did you know I was going to propose?

May: Daisy hasn’t been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.

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amelia-mariee · 7 months

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ex1ra-1erres1ial · 7 days

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*Skye and May, watching Ward from a distance*

Skye: that's the guy I have a crush on

Skye: thoughts?

May:

May: and prayers, girl

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antoinetriplettsupremacy · 10 months

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mack: ever considered therapy?

daisy: what makes you think i’m not already in therapy?

mack: …

mack: ever considered more therapy

#source: the rookie #i feel this would happen somewhere around season 2 #also no daisy you are not in therapy #agents of shield #agents of shield incorrect quotes #alphonso mackenzie #daisy johnson

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wordsmithcreations · 1 year

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Hunter: Uh oh.

Fitz: What?

Hunter: I see an angry girlfriend heading our way.

Fitz: Yours or mine?

Hunter: Does it matter?

Fitz: If it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead.

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Fitz: *Gently taps table*

Deke: *Taps back*

Daisy: What are they doing?

Mack: Morse code.

Fitz: *Aggressively taps table*

Deke: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Deke: Clowns? What are clowns?

Daisy: *Shows Deke a picture of clowns from the internet*

Deke: Those are clowns? They're terrifying!

Fitz: You have no idea.

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Fitz: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Deke: Mine just says “Deke no”

Fitz: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Fitz & Deke at the zoo.

Deke: What are they in for?

Fitz: Deke, this isn't a prison.

Deke: So they can leave?

Fitz: No, but-

Deke: *pointing at a monkey* I bet that one murdered someone.

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jackiequick · 7 months

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Agents of SHIELD Incorrect Quotes 🔏

-> In other words, Nikolai, Melissa, Marlene and Amelia being idiots ;)

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Maria Hill: Report of your mission with Melissa Wallace.

Marlene: Target was taken out.

Maria Hill: Very go-

Marlene: Then I took her to a lovely restaurant. Candle lit dinner. I proposed by the end of it. She has my last name now.

Maria Hill: I—

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Nikolai: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Marlene: You people already know too much about me.

Melissa: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Amelia: Leave the poor girl alone!

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Marlene: Shit.

Nikolai: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Melissa: OH MY GOD AMELIA FELL OFF!!!

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Amelia: Am I in trouble?

Nikolai: Take a guess.

Amelia: No?

Nikolai: Take another guess.

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Marlene, tending to Nikolai’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Nikolai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Melissa: Is something burning?

Marlene: Just my love for you.

Melissa: Honey, the toaster is on fire.

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Nikolai: I can explain.

Amelia: Can you?

Nikolai: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Amelia: Someone will die.

Melissa: Of fun!

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Melissa: I turned out perfectly fine!

Marlene: Babe, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Melissa: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Marlene: I prevented a murder today.

Amelia: Really? How’d you do that?

Marlene: Easy. Self control.

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Nikolai: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Melissa: What did you do?

Nikolai: Nobody died.

Melissa: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Nick Fury: I know you snuck out last night, Marlene.

Melissa: Play dumb!

Marlene: Who's Marlene?

Melissa: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Nikolai: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Marlene: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Amelia: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Melissa: Well shit!

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Nikolai: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amelia: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Nikolai: Absolutely not.

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Melissa: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Marlene: Oh, I’m always running!

Melissa: The question is from what.

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Maria Hill: You know those things will kill you, right?

Nikolai, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Marlene, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Melissa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Nick Fury: I think we're missing something.

Amelia: Teamwork?

Melissa: Cohesion?

Marlene: Research?

Nikolai: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Amelia: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Marlene: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Nikolai: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Melissa: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Coulson: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Coulson: Anyone d-

Melissa: Depressed?

Nikolai: Drained?

Amelia: Dumb?

Marlene: Disliked?

Coulson: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Marlene: Good morning.

Nikolai: Good morning.

Melissa: Good morning.

Amelia: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Nick Fury: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Amelia: Just like that!

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ask-missparker · 1 month

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Amelia Morse, 3rd wheel…hi I’m Amelia. | Agents Of SHIELD Incorrect Quotes

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Pairing: Bobbi x Hunter

Featuring me, Amelia M. Parker their niece

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Amelia: Hey, Hunt? Can I get some dating advice?

Hunter: Just because I’m with your aunt Bobbi doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Amelia: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Hunter: I'm a knife.

Bobbi, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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Hunter: Darling tell your aunt I’m mad at her.

Bobbi: Honey tell your uncle he’s being an idiot like always.

Amelia, standing in between them: I..what do i say first?

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Liane: How do you deal with all the couples here? Roch and Michelle, me and Ethan—oh! Rick and Luna.

Amelia: Because i deal with Hunter and Bobbi.

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Bobbi, to Hunter: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Hunter, motioning to himself and Amelia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Bobbi: I love you.

Hunter: I love you more, love.

Bobbi: I’ll lie for you.

Hunter: I’ll kill for you.

Amelia: The fact that’ve seen both happen, doesn’t surprise me.

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Amelia: Remind me why I’m living here with you two?

Hunter: Because you love us.

Bobbi: And we give you all the supplies you need to survive.

Amelia: Also?

Hunter and Bobbi: We pay rent.

Amelia: There it is.

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Amelia: I love you guys, you're one of the best things that's happened to me.

Bobbi: Awww! We're one of the best things that's ever happened to you?

Amelia: Yes!

Hunter: That’s why your my favorite!

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Amelia: Nikolai and I don’t use pet names.

Bobbie: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Amelia: Honey?

Nikolai, in the other room: Yes, dear?

Amelia: I..

Bobbi: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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realityuniverse · 2 months

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Daisy giving Avengers and Agents of SHIELD a pep talk: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Daisy: Not you Reality . You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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comic-based-incorrect-quotes · 2 years

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Coulson: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. May: Except for Ward's. Coulson: Well... Daisy: And Whitehall. Simmons: And most of Hydra. Fitz: And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices. Fitz: I armed the Dwarves and programmed them to target them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Coulson, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.

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inthenameofallthingsholy · 1 year

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Sometime in season 4

Daisy: We’re d-d-drivin in a

Daisy and Robbie: CAR!

Robbie: Destination? Drug Dealer’s

Daisy and Robbie: BAR!

Daisy: Pass the mic to Fitz and Mack!

Daisy: We forgot Fitz and Mack…

Robbie: But we can’t turn around and we can’t turn back!

Daisy: No, we have to go back. It was a good rhyme though.

#source: b99 #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.#agents of shield #aos s4 #ghost rider #quake #Agents of shield incorrect quotes

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agentsofmarvel · 1 year

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incorrect agents of shield bus kids quotes made from an ai generator :)

link to ai generator below

Jemma : I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

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Fitz, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Jemma : What time is it?  Fitz: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out  Fitz: *BLASTS the saxaphone*  Daisy : WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE F*CKING MORNING  Fitz: It’s 2 am

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Fitz, about Daisy : They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?  Jemma : Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time

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Daisy: Is this your plan B?  Jemma : Technically, this is plan P.  Daisy: Plan P? Is there a plan M?  Jemma : Yes, but I marry Fitz in plan M.  Fitz: I like plan M

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*Jemma is casually searching around the room*  Daisy: Hey Jemma , what’re you looking for?  Jemma : My will to live.  *Fitz walks into the room*  Jemma : Oh, there it is.

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Daisy: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!  Jemma : So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?  Daisy: Obviously. Now, Fitz, pass the shovel.

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Daisy: Jemma just insisted Fitz and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.  Daisy: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us

yes, these are 100% auto generated. i just added the names and these came up…

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40sjoyner · 5 days

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Coulson *stroking May's hair*: you’re so tiny and adorable.

May *half asleep*: i could kick your ass right now.

Coulson *with heart eyes*: i know.

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amelia-mariee · 4 months

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#apparently it was the jeff ward’s bday yesterday #so i thought i’d do some of these for deke #deke shaw #agents of shield #aos #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.#agents of shield incorrect quotes #deke shaw incorrect quotes #deke agents of shield #jeff ward #birthday

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wrote-my-own-deliverance · 2 years

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Agents of SHIELD as things me and my coworkers have said/done as vet techs

Daisy: *lovingly* girls on drugs 🥰

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Deke: I just gave him a shot of Lidocaine, so in case any of us forget-

Deke: *slaps CAUTION sticker on dogs forehead*

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Fitz: I think the anesthesia mask is leaking

Fitz: *passes out*

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Coulson: No, May won’t let me answer the phones, she’s afraid we’ll get a lawsuit against us since i can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Jemma: awww he reminds me of White Larry!!!

Yo-yo: who the hell is White Larry

Jemma: you haven’t met White Larry?!

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May: *baby voice* oooooh are you trying to bite me? Are you trying to bite me?

May: yeah let’s drug the hell out of her.

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Bobbi, prepping a dental cleaning: I’m going to steal your teeth! Yes I am, I’m going to steal your teeth!

Hunter: please never go to med school.

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Piper, walking by: how’s it going

Davis, shredding paper: I’m having the time of my fucking life, thank you for asking

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Sousa: *trying to lift a dog onto the surgery table*

Mack: swing him gently like a sack of potatos!

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antoinetriplettsupremacy · 1 year

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Daisy: *grabs a picture frame* Ah this is Jiaying, my mother. She was insane.

Deke: Yeah she looks kind of wild.

Daisy: No I mean clinically. So was my dad

Deke: *disturbed*

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wordsmithcreations · 1 year

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Deke: *holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Fitz: You did WHAT- Tony: William Snakepeare.

Steve: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give you your credit card. Tony: Here. Steve: *pockets card* Thanks. Bucky, kick down the door.

Deke: Hey, Fitz? Can I get some dating advice? Fitz: Just because I'm with Jemma doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Fitz: So how was your day? Deke: We almost got surprised adopted! Fitz: What? Jemma: We almost got kidnapped. Fitz: Oh, okay. WAIT WHAT?

Fitz: WHY, why did you give Ayla a KNIFE?! Deke: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe. Fitz: Now I feel unsafe! Deke: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?

Fitz: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Hunter: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Deke: Smad.

Deke: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fitz: Deke no. Hunter: Mistlefoe. Fitz: Please stop encouraging him.

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